"You guys better clear it out before your honeymoon or you'll be in trouble." Yed, on TiVo
	"I think it's gonna be a wife beater flip flop weekend for me." Yed, in SC for Mike's bachelor party.
	"This is the coolest place." Mom, at the new Whole Foods "Do you see the flashing light?" Dad, looking for his car
	"Bob opens doors." Mom, to Dad, about Mike's Dad. "Yeah now he ruined it for me. Now I have to open doors." Dad
	"It doesn't take much to suck me in. Hot blonde chick." Yed, on an upcoming tv show.
	"It's South Carolina everyone gets married right of college." Mike
	"You have2pay4stuff anyway might as well be with someone cool." Mike, on spending money dating me
	"I'm hungry I'm sleepy." Me "How many other dwarfs are you?" Mike
	"All that screamin4nothing?" Eric, on the 9ers not converting a 1st down.
	"They're reviewing it." Me, on a great Niner pick. "What the interception to see how sweet it is?" Eric
	"It's a double whammy. It's the perfect meal." David, on katzu w gravy
	"He's gonna look like he has a chicken fil a sandwich." Mom on Mike seeing me in my dress on our wedding day
	"On the day you say you look so beautiful." Mom, to Dad "No, he never says that." Me "Then she'd know it was a fake." Dad "Oh full service." Me, on Dad washing my windshield while getting me gas "I expect a tip." Dad
	"BMW you could have gone it's no Honda." Dad, on me waiting to turn .
	"I like little baby fingers and little baby toes. I just wanna eat em up like little sausages." Kimi
	"Have a great 'Chicks Gone Wild' party! Enjoy your day and night in Reagan's town." Dad's text to me at the start of my bachlorette weekend
	"I'm SO ready for a cocktail." Hope after trafficy 7hr drive to Santa Barbara.
	"Do you like to go by Christy or Christiane?" Me "Christiane. I'm in a Christiane phase." Christiane
	"It's 23." People saying the dinner price at one restaurant we went to. "That's it?" Laurie
	"Cheers to the mini rally." Kimi, on us drinking after not feeling so hot that day.
	"I want whatever she's havin. Whatever she's drinkin I want." Stacy about Laurie when we were out one night.
	"Merry getting married. That's awesome." Random guy in bar to me dressed up as bachlorette
	"Im good and drunk spank you very much! woo hoo to the 2 coast parties 2nite." Marc, with Mike at his SC bachelor party during my CA bachlorette party.
	"How does this shower work?" Laurie "I have to spit first." Kimi
	"I'll have a coffee and Corona please." Hope at brunch one am.
	"You're my mimosa buddy." Kimi, to Stacy "It makes me go shopping and buy things I don't need and don't fit." Stacy
	"I have a big head and she has a little head. Together we are perfect." Kimi, about Hope
	"Orange juice the way god intended it. With champagne in it." Kimi
	"That didn't just hit the spot, that hit like 12spots." Laurie on breakfast.
	"This is way beyond my funk level." Hope on one of the clothing stores.
	"That's the best trend that's ever been around." Ro, on pregnant tops.
	"Those are sexy." Ro, to everything we found shopping that day.
	"Do you want rock star celebrity or more everyday?" Ro, helping me pick sunglasses. "Do you know you have a letter on your forehead? Kimi, to Laurie
	"I kinda like down there." Laurie
	"You have the phd." Me "How many doctorates do you need to open the sparkles?" Christiane
	"I like our waiter cause he's not afraid of the penis." Stacy
	"Oh that's what I'm talking about." Mers, getting her martini at dinner.
	"There's a little orgasm goin on in my mouth right now." Stacy on her scallops entree.
	"It's a single, we can do it together." Ro, about a bathroom.
	"Is it time to turn myself on yet?" Me, on my blinking bachlorette sash.
	"I want penis. I want hard--this is too soft." Kimi, on the penis banana dessert I got.
	"I want a penis mint. I have them at home." Random girl
	"I told that guy they turned a penis into the shape of a banana." Stacy
	"I don't drink gin." Stacy, drinking gin that night
	"Every one is gettin a wiener except us." Laurie
	"Sweatin beer." Yed, tailgating in South Carolina.
	"Omg i love fb." Mike's text to me at the opening Clemson game.
	"Who has so much stuff? Stacy "You guys gave me lots of presents." Me "I didn't get you anything." Stacy "That's cause you're a bad friend." Me, joking. "If I was a bad friend I'd show you this bottle of vodka I have back here." Stacy
	"The drinkin part is really good when it's goin down." Stacy
	"I haven't had squirt in a long time." Hope
	"Are you a quoter in training?" Me, to Mers
	"Scary dog says hi." Yed's text to me from Jeremy's
	"Happy Eve's Wedding/Halo 3 launch month!" Daniel's IM status
	"They showed the orange crowd and we were like 'oh look it's Mike.'" Laurie on Clemson game highlights on the news.
	"I totally forgot I got hired, guess I lost those brain cells. I came in and people were asking me and I was like Oh Yeah! hahaha" Post party weekend Laurie who's been trying to get hired for that job for a while.
	"LOVEd our cabana." Me, about one night out for my bachlorette. "Yeah that was crazy cool totally celebrity vegas style." Laurie
	"It is going to be a great party!! I plan to be quite the dancing machine." Kimi, about our upcoming wedding.
	"I'll swing by round noon. Wear something nice." Payless "Ha for our upscale lunch sounds good." Me, about our BK appetizer and Carl's Jr fast food lunch plan. "I've made reservations for noon." Payless
	"Wish I could have a drink! I want a drink! Damn antibiotics." James, frustrated with work.
	"ok.. running to my kitchen. gotta eat something... ok. eating granola bar. not so satisfying. could use a taco or something." James in middle of night in HK
	"I saw the tiger paw and all the orange and I was like omg it's Clemson. Isn't that wonderful? If it weren't for Mike I wouldn't even know that!" Mom
	"Hello most dearest of all dear women" Matt D's opening to an email to me
	"I'm excited. But don't tell anyone." Me, to Jo about the readings at our wedding. "Tell what, I don't know what you're talking about." Stealthy Jo
	"Sweeet love the eyeball meatballs!" Laurie, on Halloween food
	"Will call when I have nothing better to do during the trip (he he)" Dad, on driving to LA
	"Hi I'm practicing dancing in my car: listen." Dad
	"I put my cruise control and danced with my feet." Dad
	"Dude, 3 weeks from today I'll be at your rehearsal dinner!" Daniel
	"I'm so happy to be doing something that doesn't have to do with the wedding. I can't wait til life after the wedding." Me
	"I haven't slept for a week." Me "I'm surprised you're even alive!" Mike
	"I feel hungover and I haven't even had drinks. Damn bridal insomnia!" Me
	"Not everything has to be Top Chef and Iron Chef you know." Mike, on my meals. "But I want it to be!" Me
	"This is the best part of the day: going to bed. Followed by the worst part of the day: waking up." Loves to Sleep Mike.
	"Gimlets are danger." Fern
	"Eve is the ultimate evidence keeper." Victor
	"If I had a nickel for every keg stand picture I have..." Mike
	"I'll give you some but not til I get mine." Stacy
	"She'll quote you and cement it." Victor, about me.
	"You guys f-in invented the croquetta so it's all good." Mike, to Fern and Victor, on being Cuban.
	"I'm so excited and i just cant hide it! its going to be a helluva party and the speech is kickass!" Marc
	"To the 15 minutes in heaven before the devil knows you're dead." Victor's toast
	"I can't believe you didn't tell me about the flashers." Me, to Mike, disappointed. "That's cause I missed the good one." Mike "No aereolas, no flash." Victor "I agree." Stacy "No nipples, that ain't right. Robbery!" Fern
	"Do I look fat? It is a pregnant top." Me "Everyone look pregnant in pregnant tops." Mike
	"You're nice." Me, to Mike "I'm always nice, you just recognize it more." Mike
	"I wish every day was Sunday." Me, excited about NFL football. "Yeay!" Fellow NFL fan Boston Stacy.
	"Grandma's mailing some Ambien just in case." Mom, on me not sleeping. You know it's bad when you're taking your 89 year old grandma's pills! :-O
	"Too healthy, no skin." Dad, disappointed in his chicken teriyaki.
	"I don't have too many meetings tomorrow, so if you want to IM wedding stress I should be around." Cute LesliE
	"I went with our celebrity theme since Jennifer Aniston does the ads for Smart Water - ha ha." LesliE, on sending us with water on my bachlorette trip.
	"Just think of the party you're about to have!!! We've been practicing our drinking skillz!" Doodle, about him and Kelly.
	"One week til I leave. Married next Saturday. It's CRAZY!" Me "OMG that's the madness week right before it all goes down." Lucie
	"Any special requests on your 'last Wednesday lunch as a single lady'???" David "Hahahaha that's as special as I could think of. Anything else come to mind?" Me, on House of Pancakes. "Nope. As long as you get what you want: carbs, bacon, witty banter with friends..." David
	"Is this the real you?" Me, to Dad, after his email accounts got hacked into. "Kate is my dance instructor and she looks like a mushroom but is white." Dad's identifying statement.
	"Oh MY God!! (in my best Chandler type voice)" Laurie, on my 1.5 years of photos update.
	"I LOVEEEEEE THE PICTURES. There are some pics of our food I had not even seen." Leslie E., about her wedding. "Heeeee you can count on me to get the good food pics." Me "And the band we had at the cocktail hour, I never got to see them. You are the best picure taker ever for capturing a whole story." Leslie "Heee I am your seeing eye non dog." Me
	"You know it's bad when you're excited to have a dentist appointment so you can sit there and relax not have to do anything." Me, on wedding stress.
	"I like how you call it a party." Christy, on our wedding reception. "Well it is a party." Me
	"The more fun you and your friends have, the more fun we have...and the better the pictures/video!!" Our photographer Kim
	"Get a massage. They kind of make me wanna cry- but when it's over I wouldn't care if someone told me the world ran out of vodka." Stacy
	"If you do loose it I can help you find it because I'm a bestest friend :)" Mark's text
	"Do you know how long it's been since I've been grocery shopping and put groceries in a trunk. It's so exciting!" James
	"When Nicki comes over we drink five bottles of wine. We've only had two in a half. Man up, James!" Mike "Then go call Nicki." James
	"I'm freakin out. We're getting married in a week. Like NEXT Saturday." Me "It's gonna be the funnest day ever." Mike
	"Didn't we stay here for new years?" James "No, that was Japantown." Me "Oh, I'm confusing my Asian communities." James
	"Hi. I love you. You're Californians." James, to random people on the street in San Francisco
	"If I ever have a house, I want a big banyan tree in the middle of it." James, on the decorations at my cousin's Monkey House Cafe.
	"That was possibly one of the dummest decisions of my life. I'm glad you're still my friend cause I might have thrown myself on the street if I was you." James, to me, about his ex-girlfriend.
	"James, when I come to Hong Kong you have to hook me up with a biter." Ryan
	"It's like a big sausage fest with Eve in the middle of all the sausages." Ryan's take on my guy bachlorette party.
	"Geez, let your fingers do the flying." Ryan, about me texting.
	"On the way back we got stuck in business class. Don't they know who we are?" Ryan, on his plane ride back from Sydney. He carries his ticket stub from his first class SFO to Sydney flight with him.
	"It's like the difference between rabbit ears and HD." Eric, on seeing movies at Mann's Chinese theater.
	"They drink differently in the South. They drink Bud Light like it's going out of style." Eric, after his Greenville/Clemson weekend experience.
	"I'm just trying to save myself for the meat." Eric
	"Do you have any idea how many pictures of sausages I have in here?" Ryan, about his phone.
	"I want you to be showered awkwardly with affection... Are we there yet?" Ryan, to me.
	"Ryan, Ryan my credit card is on this room!" James, on Ryan taking off one of the panels by the desk while searching for an outlet.
	"I'm not sleeping with Ryan." Me "I'm sleeping with Eve." James
	"What? I called sleeping with Eve!" Ryan "He flew further." Me "I would have flew from Hong Kong and back if I knew it would have made a difference." Ryan
	"Thanks for entertaining my consumerism." James, on us going with him to get a nice messenger bag.
	"I have three years to common law." Ryan, on living with his girlfriend.
	"Is it your bday?" Random girl at restaurant to me while I'm wearing a tiara that says bachlorette on it.
	"This party is a success. I have blood in my crotch." Ryan. I have no idea what happened there but I'm sure it sounded worse than it was. "We just need fried banana and shrimp and well be outta here." James, at the end of our Brazilian steak restaurant dinner.
	"I can't believe I know you." James, to Ryan playin with sausages.
	"Well you look hot if that compensates for how crappy you feel." Ryan, to me, not feeling well after dinner.
	"This is the dirty secret: we're disgusting and don't plan." Eric, about guys.
	"Will you hook me up with a lesbian? Come on, what are friends for?" James "She's a lesbian." Ryan "I don't care." James
	"There were times when I didn't think one man can do it. He's seriously doing the work of 3 teams." Eric, about Mike.
	"That's my damaged liver. Now knock it off." James, to Ryan
	"I just took on 6 to 7 girls and lived to tell. I think that's success." James
	"I can pay you back in money or sexual favors." Ryan "What does that mean?" James
	"She's just bein mean cause it's early in the morning." Eric, about me. "That's a quote." Eric "That's something I'd like to read." Ryan
	"You could have a dvd of dirty version of kids songs." Eric, to Ryan
	"I'm tired of your potty mouth." James, to Ryan.
	"I brought it cause I didn't know what kind of night we were gonna have." Eric. Don't remember what he was referring to actually.
	"Jose just reminds me so much of Jose. I haven't seen him in 6 years." James
	"9:30? That just happened!" Ryan "It's 10." Me "Think about the dinosaurs." Ryan
	"I did absolutely nothing yesterday--it was great." Mike, about the day I was gone
	"It'll be dark and I'm old." Matt D., on not dressing up for the Justin concert.
	"Here's to the real California." Justin, at his concert in San Jose.
	"This is like the best concert ever!" Me "It really is." Steph
	"Omigod I wasn't expecting that. I have to text someone." Matt D., loving Timbaland's awesome DJing show at the intermission.
	"I think he was singing to us." Steph "You're married and I'm not ;-)" Me, to Steph, both in love with Justin.
	"I'm super stressed and nervous." Me, few nights before we left for the wedding. "Just think about the Justin concert." Mike
	"Nancy shared with me my horoscope that says 'at the end of this month, you’ll be going to an amazing party!'" Daniel, pre-wedding.
	"Happy last single Monday!" Daniel, to me.
	"Hey can't make it to the wedding... my foot fell off. JK... Can't wait!" Silly Jeremy
	"Ellie slept until 8:15...sweet girl letting her mom sleep after her late night out!" Steph, post concert.
	"Some of the highlights of the night include the walk, the detour to McDonalds, the girl with the fake new zealand accent and the crack whores. Priceless!" Yed
	"I can't believe we birthed this!" Matt, proud of my wedding slideshow.
	"I know I'm getting married soon and all but it was the best thing ever." Me, on the Justin concert.
	"So? How was your man party?" Stacy, asking about my guy bachlorette party with me and 10 of my closest guy friends.
	"Oh no! Don't be stressed! Please! Or I'm flying down there tomorrow morning and I'll make an ass out of myself by telling you jokes, dancing and singing...ohhhhh!" Boston Stacy, trying to help me during pre-wedding stress.
	"Happy last day of work as a single person =)" Steph, to me.
	"Spence actually got mad at me last night b/c I was on the JT fanclub website. He said that I was going too far =0 whatever..." Steph, about her husband. "I came home and blasted his cd stayed up watching Justin videos on youtube." Me "I love that you are obsessed like me." Steph
	"Hang in there! Pre wedding week is brutal." Steph's text to me.
	"It wouldn't be a complete engagment without the dramatic ring throwing!" Ro
	"Just go and enjoy the party--it's already paid for." Ro, on me getting nervous about getting married.
	"We can call it off sat morning after all of the good meals! (those were jokes... But call me. Ok?)" James, to me, when I was freaking out about going to get married.
	"I should drink all the time. It makes me happier." Me, having a drink when super stressed about the wedding.
	"I'm sure once the event is over you'll be fine. It's just crazy freak out time. I'll freak out with you when I see you so you can feel like a normal freak or just a freak twin." Nicki
	"We can take them back to our room and show them our balcony." DJ, about Eric and Gisela when we were out in Charleston one night.
	"I remember when you wouldn't pay more than 2 dollars for a drink." Me "$2.50. I could go to 2.50." Mike How much did you tip?" Me "20 percent." Mike "Look at you!" Me
	"I'll be ready to eat. I'll bring my a game." James response to him eating when we had a lunch reservation in an hour.
	"I love charleston. I'm so hot and sweaty." James
	"I like your dress. You look nice and you're not even standing up." James, to me, before lunch.
	"I like how everyone has southern accents here." James, tryin the accent.
	"Your comedy routine is pretty location-specific." Me, to James. "But psycho girls are international." Eric
	"Can we get two bowls to share the soup?" James "Why, you scared of my germs?" Me "Maybe I'm scared of James. It will be like eating soup with everyone he's ever eaten soup with." Mike
	"I like the hearty peaness." James, commenting on his pea soup. "It's good Ryan's not here." Eric
	"There's a place called Sticky Fingers in Hong Kong but it's where all the prostitutes hang out." James
	"I have no problem with bbq experimentation." Eric
	"You living away from Chick-Fil-A is like me living away from Taco Bell." James, empathizing with Mike.
	"This is my fave thing to do in the world." Me "What?" Mike "Eat good food." Me "I thought you were gonna say text Yed about wine." Mike
	"What is a sin tax? We saw it on a bill but I wasn't sinning." Nicki, in SC
	"To no class tomorrow!" Yed, out at a bar in Charleston with a bunch of college kids.
	"I gotta use two hands--it feels better." Daniel. I forget the context.
	"You eating this stuff now, Michael?" A shocked Shannon, on Mike's pizza having vegetables on it in addition to meat.
	"You're brave to be wearing a white dress to a bbq place." Daniel to me, at our rehearsal dinner.
	"Can I carry that for you? It's your wedding. All you should have to do is text your friends." Daniel, the night before the wedding when I was carrying a box.
	"How many times a year does Eve get married?" Hope to Leslie, on drinking.
	"If you have not barfed on the plane you have not lived." Hope
	"Sweet tea keg stands right now." Mike
	"I'm so dirty there's no way to go but cleaner." Ryan
	"Are you happy? I mean not right now but in general... You getting cold feet? I would if I was gonna marry Michael." Marc being funny when I was super stressed out the night before the wedding.
	"Just remember: it's not forever... if you don't want it to be." My cousin's funny way of trying to calm me down right before the wedding ceremony.
	"The position is filled." Mikes dad to me, after our wedding ceremony.
	"Are you sure this isn't your family?" Our photographer Kim, to me, about the crazy Caccia family. "It is now!" Mike's Nana
	"From this point on, I tour by car." Dad, not enjoying walking around in the humidity in Charleston.
	"Sorry for not bringing a game last night. I am tired too. Looking forward to a lot of TV." Yed
	"Best wedding ever. Period." Ryan's text to me the day after.

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