"We made it!!!!" Kid on a quiet red eye plane after we landed. After all of the crazy flight debacles the last few weeks it oddly echoed what a lot of us were thinking.
	"I just never know what you are going to pick up on!! The quotes are always fun to check out :-)" Steph"
	"I was born into it--you're marrying into it." Kristen R., about Clemson football.
	"You know the way to a women's heart is to buy her a drink." Krissy, to a guy she met.
	"It's better than Christmas! I can't wait!" Clemson fan (mom holding her kid) getting to her seats at the stadium for the college football season opener. It's insane there!
	"You know the night is taking a turn for the worst when I drink even a part of a Jager shot." Me, on not feeling so great the day after going out with the Greenville guys.
	"We have two birthdays, people getting married, babies coming--so many cards." Mike's grandpa.
	"Welcome to the crazy family! You fit right in." Mike's Nana
	"At least we're nice crazy." Mike's cousin Bethany
	"Congratulations, you picked a winner!" Mike's nana, to Mike. "Well I guess she didn't do so bad either--you're my grandson." Mike's Nana
	"This is a phone call department of rest and relaxation of the state of California calling to make sure that you're not doing any sort of work or labor this weekend. Please give us a call back and report your activities to us as soon as possible. Thank you and have a restful weekend." Dice's silly voice message on Labor Day.
	"I can't believe everything on my plate was fried." Me, on my Stacy's shrimp, fish, yams, and okra lunch. "That's how they do it here." Mike, on South Carolina.
	"Thank you, thank you my party friend!" Karla, on asking me planning advice.
	"Welcome back jungle monkey." Me, to Anjali on her Costa Rica trip. "Thanks! oo aa" Anjali "oo aa?" Me "That's the monkey noise." Anjali
	"The long weekend was good... Ellie & I successfully made it to Modesto & back to see my parents without any issues. Meanwhile her dad was being beligerent in Vegas." New mom Steph on Labor Day weekend.
	"I think it was good since we were all stressed out. Getting gropped by a big lady with ruffled panties certainly gets ur mind off stuff." Nicki, on a random class we took.
	"I don't think I will ever be able to go to a candy store and feel the same. It's not the yummy treats place anymore." Nicki post class.
	"Just sing Kokomo. 'Aruba Jamaica oo I wanna take ya'." Anjali, on where in the Caribbean Mike and I should go for our honeymoon.
	"You better clear that out! I have a cute kid." Daniel, on my digital camera space before my visit.
	"I'm ok now. Lunch, had a beer." James
	"You're a doll! A peach! I'm just grits. (Girl Raised In The South). Hehe." Leigh Anne making me hungry. ;-)
	"I'll need love when I get there. I dropped my cheer and energy somehow." Me, to Daniel on the day of my visit. "Oh my gosh, you're going to feel like you flew into Loveville and you're the mayor!" Cute Daniel.
	"That's my goal...to be quoted at least once a month. Goal accomplished for Sept. I can rest easy now." Leigh Anne.
	"Let's get this tin can off the ground!" Anxious flyer Loeby on the way to OK.
	"I have two levels of humor: perve and nasty perve." Daniel
	"Oh great I can't wait for a weekend of drink quotes from me." Daniel
	"One more sip of that and I think fun Lisa will arrive!" Daniel, on tired Lisa drinking.
	"I love punchy Lisa--she laughs at my jokes." Daniel
	"Omigosh you guys got bendy straws!" Daniel, at Chick fil A. "I know--you didn't want one." Loeby "I didn't know they were bendy. I would've reconsidered." Daniel
	"When are we drinking?" Lisa "After we get Eve her biscuit." Daniel "We're looking at Coke stuff and checking on your cake--it's not just all about my biscuit." Me
	"Suddenly Evers is the most quotable person in the car!" Daniel
	"If you wanna go around I'll meet you in the alley." Lady doing Sooners game parking at her house.
	"I've been on mullet watch for a while." Loeby, in downtown Norman, OK.
	"That's a third of a pair of shoes." Loeby, on her $50 bet she lost to Daniel. "That's three pairs of shoes for Saylor." Daniel, about his son.
	"It's like a train wreck--I can't look away." Lisa, on a kid licking a big spongy OU sports finger.
	"I think we lost Eve. Where did she go?" Lisa "We lost her a wedding cake ago." Daniel, on our last shot. "Our little Eve, she's all grown up." Lisa
	"I'm getting anxious about the baby! I want it out now, but know that he still needs time to grow!!!" My sis, due in a month.
	"You seem cheery today." Me, to Mike the day after he seemed super bummed. "Every day is another day closer to Clemson possibly winning their next game." Tiger football obsessed Mike.
	"WOW! It's like Wonder bread! It's fresher than I can even imagine!" Daniel, on me updating my quotes quickly.
	"My mom wants to give you money to go to china town to get a china outfit for me." Abbie, on getting her a Chinese outfit for Halloween.
	"I'll take whatever is the least spicy. I'm a wimp." LesliE, on her dinner order.
	"Three cheers for having a lunchable job again!!!" Laurie, sending out a lunch invite after getting a new job.
	"As I am not as technologically advanced as some I still don't use snapfish or ofoto to share my pictures. You will have to settle for me sending three of four pictures every few months." Untechie Dad Kevin H.
	"As long as it's not anything like belly dancing (you don't want to see my belly now) or base jumping, I'll be there." New mom Sophia, on a party.
	"How is the new place coming along? Ready to get married? Pregnant yet?" Dad of 2 Kevin to me.
	"I'm so very sad that I had two hot women to visit me, and not an ounce of proof! :-)" Daniel, on not having pictures of when Lisa and I visited him.
	"Didn't think of that - doh!" David "Wow double doh from you today ." Me "That would be a quote if I had a quote page - doh!!!" David "Hahaha good I do. Hold please." Me, while I posted the quote update.
	"Crack!!! Outta control you are. Always good to pump up my presence on the quote page though." David, on his latest addition to the page.
	"That would be a $10 service....I can be hired!" Dad, on finding an error on my evite. "Past the word around for people who is busy... Shopping for underware, bras, groceries, drive to the airport for only $35/hr. It's my new business (not including extra marital stuff)... I am doing a golf tour for around $2000 for a week in Thailand. Spread the word around..." Nutty dad
	"Screwdriver, measuring tape, hockey puck?" Tiff's baby shower do you have it in your purse game. Seems like she's not quite transitioned from house building to parenting.
	"Thank you for not letting Bob make up the tray." Tiff's sis on the next baby shower game.
	"I'm from the back country of Utah. They still have polygamy where I'm from." Tiff's sister, acting silly.
	"It's the candle!" Everyone at Rodd's after Clemson scored after he lit a huge orange candle he had for good luck.
	"Don't get a block!" Mike, watching his Clemson football game after they had a losing blocked extra point in their last game. "That's your fault! For all of Clemson nation I'm blaming that one on you." Rodd's friend after the kick was blocked.
	"I'll drop you off one street away because the traffic is bad." Cab driver, on our way to North Beach. "That's ok--we're not telling you how to do your job." Yed
	"Game is over, Clemson won, life is good." Mike
	"Do all girls hug when they come out of the bathroom?" Mark, to me seeing Stacy.
	"Is that the biggest beer you've ever seen?" Jason, on the Red Stripes bottles people were drinking out of. "Lucie's got a straw in it." Me "She's always gotta one up me." Jason
	"The food was good, the drinks were better, and the company was the best. Looking forward to our next party for Eve and Mike 'The Tiger.'" Todd, on his and Leslie's engagement party.
	"I had fried yam sticks." Me, to Dice, on the talk of sweet potatoes. "That doesn't count. You fry anything and it'd taste good. If you fry a lightbulb it would taste good." Dice
	"Eve and Sharks AND Penguins all in one night whooohooo awesome day." Laurie on a party and a sharks game against the penguins.
	"Three gianormous cheers for lunching!!!" Laurie, getting back into the lunching scene.
	"Just wanted to say hello and tell you that I finally got my Greencard. It is not green but I am glad anyway!" Cute Gisela.
	"I am looking forward to all the Eve-related events that will take place during the next weeks!!!!" Fun Gisela
	"Now that I could try North East Coast Food (whole lobster themed work-and-eat; and very good clam chowder and fried clams), I am curious about the Southern Style fried turkey." Gisela, sampling localaized American food.
	"These cocktails are NOT on my meal plan. I have to stay motivated. All of the sudden I'm wishing I didn't have to workout tonight. LOL There are too many cocktails to be had!" Matt D.
	"El Cheepo--that gas station back there." Mike, driving in South Carolina. "I didn't know there was a gas station named after you." Me, joking with him. "I'm not Mexican." Mike
	"I don't wanna get up." Mike, at 9am on a Saturday. "You slept 9 hours." Me "That's not enough for two days." Mike
	"I just realized the name Eve is in the word event." My wedding coordinator--hee
	"I love this place." Mike, on a bar in Charleston that used to be a church with college football on all of their tvs and Clemson and Panthers flags hung up on either side.
	"1, 2, 3, 4... go tigers!" Mike's first words with his two week nephew.
	"I'm swamped but this is the swamp I'm in." Rick, on work.
	"Antiquey and southern charm are perfect for the occasion... Do we all have to use Southern accents there to keep the mood of the place?" Kimi, on where Mike and I are getting married.
	"Now remember, you'll have to return him after the wedding...you can't keep him!" Kimi, on me loving having a wedding coordinator to handle everything.
	"Grace 6 months & Clemson football" Subject of Kristen's message about her new baby girl--it's not just Mike who's obsessed. ;-)
	"I'm a meat and potatoes guy! Honestly, the places we've went to were seafood centric, so I never get a good cow anyways.." Daniel, in Boston.
	"How's my favorite eurasian that lives in sunnyvale who's getting married soon?" Nutzo Mark
	"Sounds delish! Southern food rocks!! And so do southern accents!!" Mers, on the restaurant Mike and I were going to that night.
	"I think we'll pick Grossman a time or two." Rodd, on the upcoming football game. Ha
	"It's crispy and salty--it's good." Mike, on the fried chicken he had at Maverick's in SF.
	"So the real question is what fast food place should I go to 1st?" James, upon landing in LA from living in Hong Kong.

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