"I'm so sorry sweetiepie. I think this is definitely a Sports Page day." Daniel, consoling me.
	"I'm sure they won't run out. The lady is just being annoying that's all. She is stinky and old. But funny and pretty helpful." Niff, on getting my bridesmaid dress.
	"Aww--the whole family. Kinda makes me want to have two too." Laurie, on watching people take pics with Tigger at Disneyland.
	"Just don't give me any coffee and I can be Eeyore." Laurie
	"Do you know Mike's never seen a Broadway play, a koala, or had a churro?" Me "What!?!?!?!!? No churros!?!?!?! Forget the other stuff." Ro's shocked response
	"Why is there no reception in here?" Me, in the House of Blues "I don't know but you have a nice phone." Laurie. on my Niner phone
	"I've never had so much ham in my life." Laurie, with me one night after we went out.
	"The hotel can't be that bad if there's ice." James
	"It's way nice to meet you." James, to Laurie on the phone. "I've read all your quotes for two years now and I've never met you." Laurie, talking to James.
	"I work with her so every month or so I get a quote about lunch or caffeine or something." Laurie, to James
	"This is like a dozen drinks later you have to understand." Laurie
	"You could totally have a drink culture out of water." James
	"You look soft--I had to feel it." Laurie
	"I had just got back, was jet lagged, and had to go to f'ing target..." Kathi on coming back from her international trip to an empty new apt.
	"Why wouldn't anybody like flowers? They're pretty." Mike's simple thought
	"People on crack should not be operating websites." David
	"Taking pictures at burning man is odd... the mind's eye is best to take in the whole experience." Victor
	"We can stay up late.. watch cartoons and drink till we pass out again! lol" Victor, on us hanging out
	"For now, though, I'll have to cozy up with a stiff drink and continue my search for my positive attitude.... Maybe I'll write my own book - 'positive attitude and why a vodka martini is really a lousy conversationalist.'" James
	"When you feel ready, we can venture into the world of wokkery." Onray, on teaching me how to cook more stuff
	"Most asian dishes use no dairy because I don't think asians were big on cow juice." Onray
	"We'll cook with wheat free soy sauce and splenda .. perfect for both of us." Onray on him being diabetic and me being allergic to wheat
	"I can't--I'm going to the gym later. [short pause] Ok fine, I'm not going to the gym. What vodkas do you have?" Dave at our Tony going away lunch.
	"Oh cool--have a patron on me... Well I mean for me." Mark's text on my first Patron shot.
	"You guys did shots, didn't you?" Me to Mike one night his friend was upset. "Yeah, I couldn't let my boy drink alone." Mike's response.
	"I guess my pregnant brain is still working to some extent..." Pregnant Cindy
	"As for my niece...i cannot wait till shes like 2 ( my favorite kid age) and the mischief lessons begin..nothing like getting back at my brother thru his kid!" Nicki
	"Having a mini me is gonna rock for my evil tour!" Nicki
	"It's the difference between a hangover and not a hangover." Tony on the good tequila
	"I owe you $. But instead I'll invest it for you." Payless Eric
	"I usually flip a coin--let the universe decide." David
	"Maybe I should just go around and put on a bow tie and serve people." Herk, on opening the champagne and wine at Ro's bridal shower.
	"Let's see what else I can stick on this thing." Ro, on a chocolate fondue stick.
	"I so want a piece of cheese." Me "Have one--dip it in chocolate." Ro
	"Oh stick it through the big one." Ro, on making a flower bouquet with a paper plate.
	"I have to explain what mine is or else you won't know what to do with it." Ro's friend Molly on her gift.
	"I want to know what type of party we're at with a bunch of white powder in a bag!" One of the ladies at Ro's shower during the guess the white stuff game.
	"It smells like chocolate everywhere. I'm sick of that smell." Ro
	"I worked really hard to get my innocent rep back." Ro
	"Drunk dan rivals night micki for the perversion award." Micki
	"I would think South Carolina and Silicon Valley may be a bit different." Javy
	"Your story makes me feel better about not wanting to participate in online matchmaking. Synchronicity and serendipity...that's what I'm banking on." Javy
	"I need the intermittent knock on the door to remind me of things outside of studying." Cle
	"We need more lunch people and a smoking buddy for Sylvia." David, on our team at SGI.
	"Stayed at the W in midtown manhattan. Saw two broadway shows, ate at tavern on the green, shopped like a maniac, partied until 4 or 5 am every night." Hope's bachlorette weekend.
	"Got some cute boys phone numbers. What I do with nyc numbers anyway, but it was entertaining." Hope, on her nyc trip.
	"I am tired, but staying up to watch laguna beach tonight." Hope
	"Too much heat makes me want to start using the oven, if you know what I mean." Daniel
	"OK, time to go get in a little R&R. Long day of work. Need to rest before POKER DAY!!!!" Daniel
	"I was having Eve withdrawals without even knowing it." Daniel
	"I'll move your knight if you mount my bishop! :-) Ok I don't know where that came from but I had a few cervesas instead of hitting spanish class tonight so I'm feeling very spicy!" Micki
	"I'm so bored I want to poke my eyes out just so the ambulance ride to the hospital will give me something to do!" Daniel
	"Horny and bored is better than just being bored." Daniel on email
	"You judge creativity against yourself - meaning if you would have thought of it." Nicki
	"As you can tell....the freaks of the class or non-rule followers (And probably the ones who did not study) would definitely set the curve if I was teaching!" Nicki
	"Huge thunder and lighting storm here and rain...guess who's the happy girl!" Nicki--total opposite of me
	"Spicy is my way of life...." Micki
	"Apparently I excrete some kind of nasty pheromone." Daniel
	"I'm punchy Dave today I've already decided it." David
	"You're doing it already--just not getting paid for it. And no it's not prostitution." Payless Eric wanting my help with a business idea.
	"WAY excited that Melody picked Nick. The were THE BEST! I watched their disco so many times Kevin was going crazy." LesliE on So You Think You CAn Dance show
	"This was by far my best original artpiece - for I am the mcgyver of perversion...." Micki
	"I had two things to tell you . . . but I can only think of one." James
	"Breakfast at our hotel was great. I just wanted to stay and eat there for 4 hours." James, on Bangkok
	"It's been great, I wish every day was sunday!" Bengals Mike on his undefeated team
	"I've had the same seat at my bar for 3 weeks, and don't want to jinx them." Mike Bengals on not watching the game with friends
	"SF looks good, then bad, then good again - can't figure them out." Bengals Mike on my team
	"First, a footnote: You know you're middle aged when your wife has you closely monitoring an eBay auction for an Elmo mask." Daniel
	"I heard you call but I was in the server room holding the router up while we put it back in." Bob
	"Thanks for our romantic date! I liked ordering for you." Romantic Nicki
	"I'm wearing my new lingerie in anticipation." Doodle on our dinner date that night.
	"And he is legal now so we can think he's hot and not be considered weird. His spins make me melt." Kimi on us dance girls being obsessed fans of Nick's on So You Think You Can Dance many years ago at Dance Attack
	"It's not very good but they talk about flan." Erin, on the movie Envy while we were decided what to order for dessert.
	"Grapefruit. I think he said the wrong fruit." Kim, on the "watermelon" shots our waiter brought us.
	"I can't say no to flan." Kim
	"That was one bite over the edge." Erin, at dinner.
	"I don't think penises for girls are like boobs for guys." Erin, on strip clubs.
	"Are we ready to see something dangly cause my stomach's feeling better." Kim, on strip clubs in Vegas.

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