"If a person is in the hospital everyone understands." Me, on the difference between external and internal pain.
	"I told Lisa 'And bring your 1s' bitch" Daniel, on his visit and our usual related activities: Chevy's followed by Farmhouse dice.
	"Well happiness shall reign tomorrow! And so shall drunkenness." Daniel, to me on his upcoming visit.
	"The poof is highly underated." Nicki
	"I like that Krysta and Kristie are cranky at each other!" Kimi, on the Bachelor.
	"If you want amazing.. intellectual.. and non-violent rap, check out Blackalicious." Victor's rap recommendations
	"It's mostly rap from the east coast/west coast battle days.. so it's full of talk about guns, drugs and 'bitches.' Not very.. umm.. sophisticated .. but it reminds me of Miami." Victor, on Notorious BIG.
	"Summer of ' 94 we were eating lunch together and now it's '04 and we're eating lunch together." Works by me Eric, on our 10 years of lunching. After the fact, I figured out it was actually summer of '93 so there's one more year even. :-o
	"I had to be you today for part of the meeting so I thought I'd tell you what I said while I was you." Rick, to me.
	"You Crazy? Eve" Subject of spam e-mail. How do they know???
	"It's on a Saturday? What good is that?" Tony, on National Boss Day on a Saturday.
	"I watched ER in the shower and Sunday Night Football. Best shower with the Raiders I've ever had." Tripper, on a Mandalay Bay suite in Vegas.
	"I listened to the Giants kick the Dodgers ass all the way up the hill." Doodle, on driving to go camping this past weekend.
	"So, your IM status says your 'available' one of my friends wants to know if that's true." Kathi, to me.
	"Well I'll have you back in joy soon enough!" Daniel, to me.
	"I like the quotes section!!!" David at work, to me, upon me introducing my quoting abilities in my normal meeting notes.
	"Quit doing all this personal stuff. Look at my e-mail--it's more fun." My boss, to me, about checking out his e-mail with the presidental candidate's faces on women's bodies.
	"OK so I'm in love iwth the new show Lost. I think it has dinosaurs in it." Nicki
	"I am working in bed man. Our house is low-tech so no sway." Dad's response to if he felt the earthquake.
	"They took two dollar chicken and made it 20 dollar--that's skill." Dad, on our dinner at Boulevard in SF.
	"Hi Eve. This Dan and I love you more than chocolate. Ok bye." Daniel's super cute make me feel loved voice message. :-)
	"He always wins at the randomness of life." Nicki, on Randy.
	"Did you send me flowers?" Me, to LesliE, upon getting a beautiful surprise delivery from a friend named Leslie. "You deserve flowers but I didn't send them." LesliE. A nice problem to have: two super supportive, sensitive, loving, giving friends with the same name. :-)
	"If I have to go to a party dressed as a Siamese twin, it's gonna be by my rules." Triple, to wife Cheekers.
	"I think if we dress up as Siamese twins we should experience everything as they experience it." Triple, to Cheeks.
	"People staring at you silently and not so silently judging you–I don't need that." Triple G, on Halloween parties.
	"See, that should brighten your day. Knowing how you dominate when it comes to restaurants." Chris, to me, on identifying the restaurant his friends were going to that night for a special occasion.
	"Julie likes crab, like I like gumbo, or reese peanut butter eggs, or gambling." Chris, on one of his friends.
	"Ok u must be in ur hole or in a meeting." Nicki, to me, when I was unresponsive on IM.
	"What's black and white and red and won't fit thru a revolving door?" Joke Kathi IMed to me. "A nun with a spear through her head." Punch line of the Kathi trying to cheer me up joke.
	"It's cause I have an emotional investment in the game I'm freaking myself out." Tripper, on the NFL survivor pool. I'm glad I'm not the only one who over thinks these things. ;-)
	"You can even quote when you're in a bad mood. That's talent." Kathi to me.
	"I may be doing whale stuff tomorrow night if you want to 'fish' out... versus 'geek' out or 'hang' out." Kathi, to me, being silly.
	"Really, I think I'm just trying to get your address, since I already have your phone number and had your room key." Shannon's e-mail to me.
	"Eve, if you are going to answer her pls. use the 'Eve Diplomacy Filter' ;-)" Sylvia in a work e-mail.
	"Yup, one of the MANY privileges ;) Also, you get to say you know 'the twins.'" Stopher's response to me telling him and Jo it's fun being both of their friends–I get both announcement e-mails.
	"what are you doing next october?" Stopher's e-mail subject. "Maui.... here we come!" Stopher's entire body of his e-mail. "Maui destination wedding for Kris and Jo." Jo's e-mail subject. "Hi Everyone, We've finally made up our minds..." Start of Jo's descriptive paragraph. Ah, the fine difference between the sexes.
	"'trip to my lou my darling.'" Chris' e-mail subject playing on his Eve given nickname "Tripper."
	"Go to girls for emotional support, guys for solving problems." Hope's response to me being disappointed in support from guy friends.
	"Do you want to tell me which song it is so I don't request it in a bar?" Nicki, to me, on a song I heard at a wedding that made me cry.
	"Just wanted to say hi and see how you're doing. Something seems amiss with ya." Daniel, to me. Leave it to the writer friend for phrasing like that.
	"Dear. I like that. Makes me feel like Bambi. Although Thumper was my fave." Nicki, on me calling her "Dear."
	"Bash away." Nicki, allowing me to vent in my angry mode.
	"My methods are pure whackola." Nicki, on giving me advice on coping.
	"You had me at comfy. I'll trade you a Yed for an Eve." Eric, to Stacy, on her bed.
	"I'm trying to figure out how to get Eve to come home with me tonight." Stacy
	"We won't get to hook up." Yed, to Stacy, on not being able to make my birthday trip. "I guess I'll just have to find another cute guy named Yed." Stacy
	"I've never had so much Mexican food in my life. I feel like a burrito. Don't I look like a flour tortilla?" Stacy (Peanut), on living in San Diego.
	"Elementary school were the best years of my life." Stopher
	"That guy must feel like he won the lottery or he's staring at that girl's big ass." Yed, on a guy in the parking lot. "Either way, he's a winner." Me
	"I have pieces of memories from that night." Yed, on our high school reunion.
	"Small oriental?" Waiter with a salad. "Here." Yed, pointing at Jo.
	"Is that Ryan's girlfriend? Is she a pilot too?" Dice, to me. "Yeah." My response. "I was joking." Dice
	"Everyone has an AMG like it falls from the sky." Dad, on Aunt Diana's neighborhood and the concentration of Mercedes AMG version cars.
	"I just wanted to open my brain to see if I can see the other side of the world." Dad, on drugs?
	"She doesn't drink but she'll drink for the fun of it. I drink for the enjoyment. I don't know what the difference is." Dad, on him and my aunt.
	"Ah, I feel so relaxed like I'm at a spa. It's good to stress out once in a while." Dad, after dropping off Grandma and Grandpa after everyone had a strong opinion about the directions.
	"She has selective walking. When she walks away from Grandpa she's fast." Ro, on Grandma racing with her walker into the restaurant.
	"I still have a lot at home if you want." Grandma to Ro and I, talking about morphine!
	"Get ready. I'm going to squeal my tire and beat him to a pulp fiction." Dad, stopped at a light.
	"Is that our car? No wonder it looked familiar." Dad, on seeing his car in the parking lot.
	"I did an Eve walk." Nicki, on walking through Target looking for fun presents for me when I was down. How freakin adorable is that?????
	"Call me if you want to talk or if you want a martini." Kimi, to me, being supportive.
	"If u wanna head over we can go shopping, eating, drinking, walking, golfing, tp'ing..." Nicki, trying to cheer me up.
	"A message from the California Doodle Advisory Board: Got doodle?" Doodle (Matt Y.)
	"I called him and he's fine, though he left the state before he went to Mothers. :(" Chris, on one of his brothers being in New Orleans during the hurricane. For those of you who haven't been, Mothers is a favorite restaurant among my NO trip friends.
	"Eve, on 10/3 you have to try and wake up in time to watch our game, everyone will be at our place, so we can pass the laptops around for a group football chat." Football Boston Stacy "You're a mean one - asking Eve to get up at that hour ;)" Mr Ed's reply.
	"If only we could take the various parts of different boys and stick them all together to make the perfect man." Mers. No kidding–if only!
	"Picking up some trash?" Guy in the 49er parking lot to Chris' dad, about Chris in his Falcon's jersey.
	"That was worth you going to the bathroom." Chris, on seeing this crazy Falcon's fan with a cape making bird noises.
	"I'll put sweats on so I can eat more." Melty, on breakfast Sunday.
	"It's like Scooby Doo." Rodd, on the fog. "It's like we're solving a mystery." Kimi
	"It's like a tunnel but it's not." Christy, on the trolley driving through the dark and fog in Twin Peaks.
	"I was wrong all of these years–the world does need more pictures of me." Eric, on now wanting me to take pictures of him for his German girlfriend.
	"Oh my ass is hot." Mers, on sitting on the trolley engine.
	"I went to Santa Barbara and I've never done this before." Christy, on a beer bong.
	"They don't even have two beer bongs. What kind of white trash bar is this?!?" Christy, in Butter.
	"They are coming out in twos." Eric, on girls and the bathroom at Butter.
	"Drink it up, buttercup." Leslie R.
	"That's cause you have such hot lips." Trolley driver, to Kimi (Mers) on her lipstick melting while on the engine.
	"Let's pound together." Leslie, on finishing drinks before going into a bar.
	"What's with the girly cup?" Christy, to one of her guy friends on her trolley.
	"I don't like your one drink an hour rule." Leslie (Melty) to me on taking it easy the trolley night in anticipation of going to the Niner game the next day.
	"Eric, take your fucking drink!" Linda getting thrown around the trolley holding Eric's drink while he was taking a pictures.
	"Eeeexcellent ... *rubbing hands in evil, maniacal way* I'll be there! Hopefully I'll find my brain along the way." Victor's response to the trolley party invite.
	"I have an egg shaped head. I'm not sure why I said that." Chris, randomly to me, during an IM conversation.
	"All I've got to say is - you should be routing for the pats - fantasy league be damned and while you're at it - root for the sox! - damned season overlap..." Mr CT Ed, on the opening NFL season game.
	"Who's winning? Me on Amazing Race "The ass and the doormat." Michael
	"So I should hold off on text message updates while you are daving in the park?? you know you will read them!!" Chris, on me being at the Dave Matthews concert while the opening Niner game is being played at Candlestick. :-(
	"Finally a version of sceneit that eve can dominate." Movie Trivia guy Chris, on the Scene It? TV edition game. :-D
	"Body English played the best music - I couldn't stop dancing, except to drink." Hope, on her fun time with the girls in Vegas.
	"Do you want a surge of Vitamin C? I'll make it for you." My boss, giving me a cup of EmergenC when I had a cold.
	"It was pretty crazy with 12 girls." Me, on my Labor Day trip. "Vegas usually is. God bless that place." Rodd "Yeah a whole different world." Me "Yup. Fun but draining world." Rodd
	"If I can hip hop, you can slosh ;)." Leslie R, to me on her sloshball activity.
	"Well, we need to go over this with a fancy dinner... using your Discover." Dad, to me, on a potential job offer for him.
	"Are you a garbage collector of all words in the world?" Dad, to me.
	"What are you doing? This is a private moment, not public." Dad, on me writing down what he said.
	"Today mom had to tell me everything–my brain got fried by the heat. You could fry an egg on my head." Dad
	"I'm all by myself, can I please come in." Krissy, to the bouncers at Light at the Bellagio.
	"Oh smut–did you get your smut?" Stacy, to Diane.
	"He said he hasn't kissed a girl in 2 months." Krissy, on a guy in Vegas. "I told him I kissed a girl last night." Krissy, recounting her conversation.
	"Isn't that on the periodic table of the elements?" Hope, on the last name of a guy one of the girls met.
	"What happened to your face?" Stacy, to Krissy. "That must be Eve's lipstick." Krissy's response.
	"I'm still trying to figure out if I had a good time last night." Shannon, one day in Vegas.
	"Krissy and I had a 3 way kiss last night." Me "Stacy and I had a 4 way kiss." Shannon, one upping us. ;-)
	"Hopefully your phone being off means you're at the Thunder Down Under strip show. I doubt it, but I hope so." Daniel's voice message to me while I was in Vegas.
	"Do you want a shot?" Krissy, to me, after dinner. "No, but I'll have one with you." My party response.
	"Look at Eve's lips. If I had a **** I'd want you to **** it." Spicy Vegas Stacy, to me. :-0
	"Are those the money making underwear?" Me, to Shannon, on her Hello Kitty underwear.
	"I'm single." Stacy's brother, to Leslie on the phone.
	"I keep eating my own." Colleen, on her candy necklace.
	"This may be sacrilege but I'm throwing away this packet of ketchup." Ketchup lover Stacy.
	"I did a 6 foot 5 man last night." A girl, announcing loudly in Vegas early one morning.
	"We're popping your lazy river cherry." Diane, to Shannon at the MGM pool.
	"Is this vodka or water?" Stacy, drinking out of a water bottle in Vegas.
	"Hehe. I've been Spongebob'd." Janelle on her decorated office for her birthday.
	"Mmmmmmmmmmm.....Eve in Vegas. Just need the coca butter also and it's a perfect fantasy weekend." Married Clayton, commenting on a combination of my week's IM names.
	"Grandma has been asking about you all the time. Where have you been?" Grandpa, to me. "I was at the 49er game." Me "49er game was lousy." Grandpa's response--too funny
	"Bullshit." Dice's text to me during a bad call in the Niner game. "Bullshit." Eric's text to me during the same bad call in the Niner game. And we were all sitting together at that game.
	"I like this–no one can shut me up." Dad, on voice chat over IM.
	"I know you love it when I do that." Me, to dad, showing him a Yahoo emoticon. "Oh, the rolling eyes. That's your disapproval trade mark." Dad, to me.
	"She's a great note taker. She's like a stenographer." Tony to me at work.
	"So where are you staying?" Payless Eric, upon hearing about my girls trip to Vegas with 12 of us.
	"I have a new 'EVE' ring... Anytime you call, the Official NFL Theme will play." Football Lady Boston Stacy, to me. Heeeee!!!

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