"We're like twins!" Kimi, to me, on feeling the same about certain things. "Yeah, but I go to dance class and you don't." My response.
	"Let's not get too carried away. I'm happy with an extra dose of caution." Loeby, on her current emotional state.
	"Do you want me to pay you now or wait until the morning?" Krissy, to Leslie, in Vegas.
	"I won't buy one of those until I do drugs--so that will never happen." Leslie, on a pacifier.
	"I bought a neon glow thing for my mouth, but I don't quite know what to do with it yet." Leslie
	"I hope no other guys come to dinner--I want to maintain the six girls to one guy ratio." Eric, on our Vegas trip.
	"This is a marathon trip--Vegas, San Diego, Vegas, and then back home. We're like rock stars except we have to make our own arrangements and eat M&Ms of all colors." Eric, on our city hoppin' weekend trip.
	"You think he limps for fun???" Jose's friend, on McCain.
	"Is someone turning 28 or 82?" Girl in line at the grocery store when we were buying numbered candles for Bob's birthday cake.
	"This is the most ridiculous car ever made--everything's plastic." Eric, on the Pontiac Sunfire we rented in San Diego.
	"That's the best bathroom break anyone's ever had." Andrea, on winning $33 on nickel slots in MGM while waiting for friends to use the restroom.
	"Hey, want my cherry?" Kim "Maybe later." Stacy "Not in my bed." Leslie
	"This tastes like nothing--Beth would like it." Kim, on her friend that likes rice cakes.
	"Blinky blinky--you are gonna be the blinky blinky girl." Stacy, to me, on my light up pen.
	"Andrea needs to be put in a cell." Leslie, making fun of Andrea being silly. "I'll be in the cell next to you, girl, but mine will be padded." Leslie
	"What are you doing? Are you doing a psychological experiment on us?" Andrea, on me taking notes for this quote page.
	"Meat meat meat." Leslie, at the Rum Jungle "On a stick!" Stacy
	"I think we should all go for the big festival of meat." Andrea, the vegetarian, completelt serious.
	"You guys have a king bed?! Shacking up with Eric..." Stacy, to me. "Omigod, we've done it for years." Me
	"Is that just vodka?!" Leslie, to me, on a cup I was holding. "No, it has ice in it." My response.
	"Pretty son we're gonna have more women that I can put my arms around." Eric, enjoying being one of the only guys on our trip to Vegas.
	"It's so inconspicuous." Leslie, on my Vegas pen that has a die that lights up every time I use it.
	"There's too much oxygen in here--I don't feel buzzed at all." Stacy, in the Paris hotel, sounding disappointed.
	"I wasn't impressed by the newborn." Leslie, on a newborn child she visited one time.
	"Are we missing an opportunity to have open containers of alcohol right now?" Eric, the first day when we were walking on the Strip in Vegas.
	"But remember, what happens in Key West stays in Key West. I think I am still recovering." Ross, almost 3 months after the trip.
	"I'll be patient and wait to watch it even though it is driving me crazy, I want to watch it right now!" Impatient Julie needing her Dawson's creek finale DVD fix.
	"Have a nice day, my fellow Pacey Fanatic!" Julie, to me, on our mutual Dawson's creek obsession.
	"I'M WRITING IN CAPS B/C I AM TOTALLY PSYCHED. THERE WAS A PACKAGE ON MY KITCHEN TABLE YESTERDAY AND WHEN I OPENED IT....IT WAS PACEY LOOKING BACK AT ME." Julie, on receiving the Dawson's Creek Finale DVD.
	"She thinks you're just being nice." Me, to Mom, about her saying Lisa could be a model cause she looks so nice in pictures. "No, I'm not nice. I just tell the truth." Mom
	"If all goes well, I'll be dancing with a lampshade on my head in your front yard. Or not. Who knows, that's the beauty of it all." Mers, on my upcoming party.
	"Almost time for you to leave (no hurry)... I am exciting to get to spend 'Q' time with my favorite..." Dad, on my plans getting cancelled so I would be home one night to hang out with him and mom.
	"It's like the Matrix but with cool vampires and werewolves." Daniel, on the movie "Underworld."
	"Thank you for your support." Me, to Dad. "I'm not a bra." Dad
	"You have a good night. Go kick some guy's ass." Mat, to me.
	"I really dislike men more and more. And I am one... sucks to be me." Single T, after hearing not so great stories of guy behavior.
	"We'll shoot for nice continual even buzz. It's always easier to drink a bit more to get buzzed again then it is to slow down." Bob, on his birthday party weekend where I'm hopping in between Vegas and San Diego.
	"I fully support eating." Kimi
	"I know it's sucky and I know what suckiness feels like." Clayton, trying to console me one day.
	"Geeez, what happened to you?" Daniel, on me requesting him to put more alcohol in the drink he was making me.
	"God bless thongs--let me just put that out there." Kuldip
	"I just called to say hi--couple letters, togwther forms a word, which is a greeting." Dice, in one of his always amusing voice messages.
	"I don't know about you guys but I could use a drink." Kuldip, after Tiffaney's very emotional wedding.
	"It's the best exfoliation for your feet." Nancy, on walking in the sand on the way to Tiff's wedding.
	"I guess that means if we maybe took two hours to get ready we could look good too." Lisa, to me, commenting on how nice Nancy looked.
	"I flew here for this?!?" Daniel, making fun of the excitement of just hanging out with Lisa and me in a hotel room in Santa Cruz.
	"Yeah, that would have been terrible--if I would have died or lost my uterus, you would have never have been born." Mom, to me, on a emergency situation years ago. "I'm more concerned with finding my CD Stomper." Sensitive Dad
	"Say hi to Patron for me and suck one down." One of Nicki's text messages during a night out.
	"Drink it up ya little chevys party animals!" Nicki's text to us that night.
	"Say hi to Patron for me and suck one down." One of Nicki's text messages during a night out.
	"What time is it?" Lisa "It's like 9:30–chill out!" Daniel, at midnight, to Lisa while playing dice.
	"Eve, this is your game, I can feel it." Nancy, to me right before I finally started winning at dice.
	"Sweetie, are you driving home? Do you know how to get there?" Daniel, to Nancy.
	"You know Lisa is drunk when she poses for the camera." Daniel
	"Remember the pile of money he had over there? It's all here!" Daniel, gloating about his win over Brian.
	"Man, this isn't even my money and I'm losing it." Me, having bad dice luck.
	"Omigod–who didn't put in? 1, 2, 3, 4... Oh it's me." Daniel on anteing up.
	"Hello to my new little friend." Dan, to Lisa's money during dice.
	"I just want 3s away--I will beat you into oblivion." Lisa, to Daniel, challenging him during dice.
	"I'm fronting you for the next five rounds. Daniel, putting a $5 bill in front of me during my biggest losing streak ever."
	"I'm winning my money back one dollar at a time." Daniel, to Brian, during dice.
	"I told you the estrogen thing is more powerful than anything." Loeby
	"Stop touching the dice cause you just won!" Lisa, to Nancy.
	"I started with a bang and ended with a whimper." Lisa, on her dice performance. "I started with a bang and ended with a 'hold me.'" Daniel
	"You are so close to vomiting I can feel it." Nancy to Daniel.
	"I'm gonna side bet you are not getting laid tonight." Lisa, to Daniel. "I'm gonna side bet with her." Nancy, Daniel's wife.
	"I really want you to look at my money when I kick your sorry little butt." Lisa, taunting Daniel while playing dice.
	"Are we done? Did I win?" Lisa
	"Play songs on the jukebox, my god someone play songs on the jukebox." Loeby, at the dive bar.
	"I sucked it up." Lisa, on a bad dice roll "The story of your life." Daniel's retort.
	"Ah, you got a four!" Brian, excited about Lisa's score. "Wrong game." Daniel, bursting his bubble.
	"But I like your power baby." Lisa, when Brian lost the dice way off the table across the room.
	"Nancy, you want to sleep at my house or take the bus?" Lisa
	"Where's your money? I want your money!" Lisa, to Daniel, while playing dice.
	"I respect the fact that you throw down like that." Daniel, to Brian, while playing dice.
	"Hurry up–we're gonna drink more now." Lisa, to Daniel, who was playing with her car.
	"First day we were here–I took her there before it closed." Daniel, on taking his wife to Fry's during his visit home.
	"You there? I need instant gratification for my messaging." Lisa, trying out text messaging from her cell phone.
	"Hey, how can you come home in a few minutes and you are still IM away, it is physically impossible!" Dad, to me.
	"For some reason stupid things are just funny today." Diane, one lazy Friday afternoon at work.
	"I'm doing the 'gentle work-it' thing as opposed to 'full-contact action-dating' thing." Arthur
	"I might have to become your latchkey kid." Leslie R., to me, after hearing one of her favorite single friends is moving.
	"I'm quoteless lately." Nicki
	"You guys going up for serious or for fun?" Guy on CalTrain before giving me and Nicki beers for the ride up to the city.
	"We did a new lyrical routine and it's flowy and pretty. But I don't think I'm done with my thrashy phase yet." Mers, on dance class.
	"I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO excited to see The Cure, words cannot even express, Stacy should probably be a little scared!" Leslie, the week before she went to see her favorite band in concert in LA.
	"Oh man, I'm not good at this. Stacy, you have to teach me." Me, on scoping for guys when I'm out. "Hey, I took you to Key West, didn't I?!?" Stacy's response.
	"I like your mom even though she doesn't pick people up at airports." Chris
	"Nice tv yo! WEGA powa!" Doodle, on my new tv.
	"Can't wait to watch tv at your place again, a favorite past time of mine."Australia James, to me, on my new TV.
	"Dear, you are talking a little foolish--is your back affecting your brain?" Mom, to Dad.
	"But it may be better than the one he has--it's not your average run of the mill spider." Mom
	"Ok bye. I saw a nice spider outside and almost took it for Mark... (pause for a few minutes) I got the spider for Mark tell him." Mom, IMing me
	"He likes the big juicy ones." Mark, on insects he feeds "Spidy."
	"Here's to a guy name Pacey Whitter--if we can't have him we'll just be bitter." A new drinking cheer Loeby made up for me one night when we were out.
	"Jeeze, those color guard chicks get busy!" Doodle, on me telling him my old high school colorguard friends are married with babies.
	"Doing nothing I think is underrated." James
	"Joe and I are like a bickering married couple now because we live, commute, work and eat lunch together. We know what the other is going to say before they do it." Jami
	"Ok. Hope you're having a good week... Now and whenever you actually read this email =)" James on my habits of sometimes saving e-mails from friends to read later when I feel like a pick me up.
	"I feel like I'm finally back in the mainstream music scene... If you ever want the Muppet Show CD - I can return the favor!" Malty, after me giving her a copy of my trolley CD.
	"Go 49ers! (since the Pats apparently suck)" Single T, after the opening week of the NFL season.
	"What are you doing dropping autumn leaves. I can't sweep it fast enough." Dad, on my IMVironment.
	"People so nice out there. Not nearly as grumpy." Single T, on SF vs Boston.
	"Which team–the green or the red?" Mom, watching football on opening weekend.
	"I love the United States." Mark, after a patriotic fly by after the Star Spangled Banner was sung at the 49ers opening game at Candlestick.
	"You get that meat high." Victor, on bbqing.
	"Wear this hat so they won't know what you're up to." Lisa, to Tiff, passing along her cowboy hat.
	"Do you remember Nice Eve? Look what I've done with her!" Lisa.
	"You are my alcohol pusher–you are my dealer." Lisa, to Laura, who was trying to get people to drink more at Tiff's bachlorette party.
	"Just cause I wear the hat, don't get confused." Lisa, to Tiff, on wearing a cowboy hat but still not liking country music.
	"Suck it up, baby!" Lisa, to bachlorette Tiff. "If you weren't a woman..." Tiff, trying to be threatening.
	"10am to her is like 5am to normal people." Loeby, about me.
	"I don't like sweet nuts, I like my nuts salty." Loeby
	"I'm hammered right now." Mommy Malters at Tiff's bachlorette party.
	"They're not shoes–I didn't understand it." Loeby, on Tiff's online registry.
	"Wait, I need the tour." Me, to Loeby on one of Tiff's racy presents.
	"I'll blow to that." Me, at Tiff's bachlorette party where I bough special whistles for the occasion.
	"I don't know what they are–there may be texture issues." Tiff, a bowl of a mixture of chocolate covered snacks.
	"I want to put condoms in my purse so I can feel young again." Laura's elderly neighbor lady, when we had a little visit and took the bachlorette party to her for a few minutes.
	"Are you taking notes? Awww crap." Tiff, to me, during her bachlorette party.
	"You're not missing much–they're talking about mullets." Laura, to Lisa, at Tiff's bachlorette party.
	"I like black and sweet." Stacy, on her coffee. "Yes you do." Leslie R.
	"I can't talk without alcohol in my system." Leslie R., at the beginning of the South Beach diet where no alcohol is allowed.
	"Screw me–I don't have any money." Me "I can't screw you but I can help you with money." Lisa
	"I'm never bored when I'm with you." Loeb, on a not so exciting Fri night plan.
	"It's funny how I ask you about a baseball game and you tell me about the food you ate." Lisa, to me after I went to the Giant's game.
	"I am gonna plan on dating you tomorrow and Saturday." Loeby, to me.
	"We'll have a mini-reunion. You can be our project manager, and we'll be the engineers." Mark C. (aka Cookie), to me, on a lunch plan with a bunch of Synaptans.
	"No can do (that's not a chinese food dish)." Dice, about dinner with Mat while he was visiting.
	"We did the same thing–just not together." Stacy, to me, on staying at home and watching TV all day on a weekend.
	"I'm glad it is football season–a reason to sit and do nothing on the weekends!" Hope
	"Oh, marital discord in week 4--Ingird and I are going head to head." Dice, on Fantasy Football.

Also check out Past Quotes and if you are into music lyric snippets: Life's Quotes

See nicknames for translations of some nicknames into actual names

Quotes last updated October 3, 2003
Newest quotes added to the top