"You may have catapulted me into the happier time section of my new life ;-)." Me, thanking Dice for being super cool and hanging out with me when I felt ucky.
"Wow! That's quite an achievement....I've never been a catapult before." Dice

"They're both bad. It just matters which one you want to be done in by." Marcus, on KFC vs. a philly cheesesteak.

"You shouldn't keep it all in - you'll explode, or implode, depending on the quantum state of our protons or something like that; regardless, not good." Bob, to me on sharing upsetting things with friends.

"You're like the anti-tequila guy!!!" My response to Eric saying he had "too much tequila last night."
"Well, I don't mind the good stuff. Not that that was what they were using last night, but there are times in life that require margaritas. Last night at Jimmy Buffett was such a time." Eric

"It's gonna be a big cheese hot rod server." Clayton, on one of our new machines.

"Life's too short to feel bad about yourself." James' encouraging words to me.

"I'll ride the wave, thanks." Dinasha

"That's the only thing I've done without a flipchart in a while." Tiff, about going around and sharing what was going on with all of the Synapta girls.

"Bitter, party of one." Dinasha

"Lunch was nice - had a shot of jack daniels - now I'm sleepy." James while at work on a Thurs afternoon.

"You're evil, I like you, thank you." Marcus, to Doug for bringing yummy treats to work for us.

"I am thinking that I might be able to come up and see you... Assuming your world-traveling schedule permits." Kevin H., to me.

"I'll be waiting for you on the other side." Ryan, to me.

"You're in it, you're in the dark place." Ryan, to me.

"I think I need a beverage." Me, after getting to the hotel after a several hours drive to Reno.
"I need several." Mers

"Bring a very large purse. Line it with plastic. Fill it up. You can transfer the goods to a cooler later." Eric's response to me telling him about the all you can eat lobster buffet in Reno.

"What's wrong.... What's going on... Are you having cheese withdrawals? Chocolate withdrawals?" Mark, asking about my well being.

"He ran out of business cards the first day he was there." Eric, on James giving out his cards on the bachelor weekend.

"I'm your Daddy Warbucks." Bryan, paying for our drinks.

"I've been drinking since 9am." James, on the Friday of Dice's bachelor party weekend.

"I expect I'll come home hungover and penniless." Dice, on his expectations after the bachelor party.

"I'll gamble, drink too much, and at some point there will probably be naked women." Dice, on his expectations of his bachelor party.

"You are with 80s songs like I am with food." Me, to Marcus.
"That's true!" Marcus.

"My goodness. Violence in the workplace." Marcus, to me, when I tapped his leg cause he said something funny.

"It was delicious, I think about it often." Bryan, about Anjali's mom's cooking.

"I enjoyed my culinary adventure." Bryan, about dinner at Anjali's house.

"Ow, the second paper cut today." Anjali
"Want some lemon?" Marcus, being oh so nice to his co-workers.

"We have to talk–you guys are kicking my butt right now." Marcus, about Anjali and I communicating with each other without talking.

"She's a vegetarian, but sort of. If a good piece of meat comes along, she's eat it." Heidi, on Mark's Swiss Godmother.

"It sucks. You should just embrace the suckage." Tiff, to me.

"Drunk brides aren't pretty. Drunk bridesmaids are OK." Stephanie

"He should quit Adobe and sell his cookies." Mom, enjoying Marcus' cookies.

"My head is being used by my brain right now." Kimi

"OK time for me to go back to the farm..." Mark, still staying in Switzerland.

"Good thing I wasn't wearing my Swiss underwear." Mark, on when the maid unexpectedly came in.

"See, here is where they have happy cows. This is actually where they filmed it." Mark, on an open pasture of cows between Geneva and Zurich.

"Sí." Mark, in French speaking Switzerland, all confused from being the IMOM.

"To the nice Swiss people–may we find them." Mark's toast in Geneva.

"What is this–taxi cab confessions?" Mark, on the ride back to our hotel the last night in Spain.

"Just say nice things about Americans!" Loeby, on letting some British people jump ahead in the "cue" in front of us to go with their friends.

"Con permiso." Mark, learning Spanish phrases.

"He never leaves the fence. He must have some serious barbed wire up his ass." Lisa, about Mark.

"You have a good sense of humor." Lisa, to Mark.
"But only when I drink." Mark
"No, only when I drink." Lisa

"Hey, hey, bring the party over here!" Loeby, seeing the waiter put down a tray of shots down at another table.

"I'm just being difficult cause it's what I do best." Loeby

"We're going a night without public transportation!" Loeby

"I'd like to drink." Mark's answer to what he wanted to do that night.

"Ancho y largo." Loeby and Ebs.

"Reina's back, tell some men." Loeby's rendition.

"Guess who's back, back again." Our Madrid song.

"He thinks he's funny, but he's not. We are." Loeby, to me.

"We can still win." Loeby, to me, in the middle of the night.

"Guys, guys, I have a plan." Mark, trying to get out of the battle.

"I'm gonna go over there and kick Mark's ass." Loeby, starting a late night battle.

"Don't say sorry, say 'oh baby.'" Loeby, to me, when I was grabbing for my seatbelt by her.

"Could you get any funnier? Do I need to get you more alcohol?" Lisa, to Mark.

"I'm the reina of the metro." Loeby

"Now I was wishing I was wearing looser pantalones." Loeby, after dinner.

"When I have my self editor on, it's a good day." Lisa

"You think with all of my smart ass comments, I'd make the quotes page." Mark

"Don't worry cause they hand them out like chicklets." Loeby, on our Madrid hotel key.