"There was a typhoon warning today and everybody got to go home." James, nonchalantly.
	"You realize you're in the same room." Mike, on Nicole and I trying to chat with each other via our iPhones.
	"It's such a world." Flor, on people knowing each other.
	"I'm naan deprived." Mara
	"Do you know where our food is, sir?" Polite Flor
	"What is that bucket of love?" Flor, on an item delivered to our table.
	"I can't eat jalapenos anymore. How horrible is that for a Latin person?" Flor
	"I knew a lot of people that said they couldn't make it." Fiona, on coming to a UYE.
	"That's not zumba, that's Florba." Zumba teacher Danielle
	"I've been restored to happiness." Mara with food.
	"If I get sick in Mexico, it's gonna be from tacos." Mara
	"Luke got a new car and I got a new pair of shoes." Christine
	"You have the cutest daughter. Whatever you and Kevin have is a good mix." Christine, to LesliE.
	"Have fun at shooe bee doo bee doo." DJ's text to me at the So You Think You Can Dance show.
	"Nicki and I have this new life philosophy. It's called celebrate. You celebrate everything. It helps you lead a more positive happy life." Me
	"You're excited to see your brooooofriend." Me, to Mike about Marc.
	"I have a man crush on my brofriend when he's not being an ass." Mike
	"We need a place that's a bar that has food, not a restaurant that has drinks." Me "That's the best thing I've heard all night." Marc
	"I've gone through different phases in my drinking career." Leigh Anne
	"Our hukah bar is awesome cause it looks like it could be a strip club." Marc
	"Where we going next? We gotta go somewhere jammable." Marc
	"There was this little window where your brother was unbelievably cool." Marc to Mike.
	"I didn't wanna make the quotes page so many times on the first night." Marc
	"I love midgets!" Marc, after walking with one.
	"Wow I've never been slapped before. That's a first." Marc
	"Is this when the ass pictures start?" Me, back at the room with the loopy brofiends. "She knows us well." Marc
	"What kind of place is this that leaves the plastic on the furniture." Marc
	"I love alcohol. I can't wait to drink again. Alcohol good. Football good." Marc, after a Friday night out.
	"I guess I should get a few hours in before I start drinking again." Marc, on sleeping.
	"That was awesome. I've never walked out of a bathroom with a midget before." Marc
	"That was hands down the best club ever. It was dark, dirty, and slutty-it was awesome." Marc, reminiscing about a place that is no longer.
	"You're fluffy." Mike "It's not fluffy it's velvety." Marc, on his shirt. "I know a gay man in San Francisco that would love that outfit." Mike
	"Greenville's not ready for Asheville style." Marc
	"It's hard to eat and breathe at the same time." Krissy
	"I wanted my shake but she put sausage in it." Marc at Steak and Shake
	"I get bored with where I sleep sometimes--I need a change in venue." Jeremy, on sleeping on the couch.
	"I told Michael to bring back some baseball players. They grow em like corn there." Jeremy on the Dominican Republic
	"My address is a Simpsonville address but the Mauldin police come there." Jeremy
	"I'm laughing, I'm just too exhausted to make any sound." Marc
	"Facebook is the devil." Marc

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