"We'll check the crave-o-meter tomorrow and decide on a place." David, on lunching
	"Lemme see! That's beautiful!" Luna, on my ring. "Oh this is Mike--he gave me the ring." My introduction.
	"If he's gonna be here he better get his head in the game!" Luna, about her Dad at the A's game reading a newspaper.
	"Next time you go to an A's game with me bring earplugs." Luna, to Mike.
	"Am probably going to go for an easy ride today. Work on the tan. Gotta fit in with the rest of the mezicans." Yedders
	"You know what the weathers like?" Me, about Napa. "High 70's. Shorts and wifebeater weather." Yed
	"Have a fantabulous time in napa. I'm so jealous. Just romance the shit out of that place." Matt
	"They don't get on the same schedule like girls in the dorm?" Mark, on twins and their feeding schedules.
	"You want to get another rub?" Yed to Mark's mom Heidi on his shaved head.
	"Gettn drunk in napa." Mike's texts to his friends.
	"I just dusted a bottle of Evian. I actually could go for another." Yed, at Mark's rehearsal dinner after a day of wine tasting.
	"Why am I still drunk?" Mike, the morning after he had a lot of wine at Mark's rehearsal dinner.
	"Alcohol bad. Sleep good." Hungover Mike.
	"You never disappoint. If I had to go to a girl to be snazzily dressed up it'd be you." Daniel, on me being dressed up for Mark's wedding.
	"I'm totally partying up like a wild man." Daniel joking about the weekend his wife was gone.
	"Eve, are you in the car?" Yed, who couldn't see me in the backset of the car with me packed with stuff to transport Mark's wedding cake.
	"How does it feel being married?" Me, to Mark right after the ceremony. "We're behind schedule." Mark's response.
	"Yed, are you ok?" Me, to the heavily drunk Yed after Mark's wedding. "Chillin." Waverin Yed's response.
	"I had a lot of little bottles last night." Yed, the morn I woke up this morning and wasn't sure if I really witnessed Mark get married this weekend." Eric
	"I guess I just was past the point of falling asleep. I'll have some wine and some tylenol pm later." Yed on not being able to sleep any before his early morning to nyc flight.
	"I cannot stand driving around like some redneck in a car that sounds like it has a coffee can attached to its booty!" Leigh Anne
	"Send me stinkin' pics of that adorable ring already, would ya!??!?!" Leigh Anne
	"I think it's going to be FANTABULOUS. You are going to have so much FABULOSITY going on." Matt D, on my wedding.
	"I'm more than happy to help out with anything on this end - ie: anything graphical that you might need... I'd like to donate my services to help save you some $$$ that can be spent on more alcohol! Or more food." Matt D
	"That's why I love you ... I can be a freak and you don't care." Matt D
	"Embrace your inner freak." Matt D
	"See my new food pix? " Dad, on IM "Yes." Me "I am going to change to another dish now... Fatty Pork leg over rice!" Dad, on his Thai food.
	"I am going to look for phone now... It is fun with a purpose!" Dad
	"Can't talk. Baby on my head." Daniel's IM to me
	"Hahaha James is funny. Man that kid is quirky." Nicki "Yep that's a good word for him." Me "In my opinion there are just not enough quirky people in the world." Nicki
	"My scanner is fritzy." Matt D "Oh fritzy I've never heard." Me "It's like a bad-hair day, but for printers." Matt D
	"Fun spontaneous lunch date and decisive too--it's the NEW David!" Me "Actually it's because I'm hungry and lonely but I like your take on it better." David
	"Boy, I wasn't very linguistic during the month of July, was I?" Daniel, reviewing the new quotes.
	"YAY! I'm instantly quoted! Now that's Ekosol.com convenience!" Daniel
	"Sleeping time is over!" Abbie, calling my cell at 8am the day she was visiting.
	"Do you mind if I attack Christian with this?" Abbie on a squeaky toy hammer.
	"You're gonna have a day of sugar and junk food--you should start with a clean mouth." Niff, to the kids before the day at the Boardwalk.
	"Why's it always gotta b about my head? Abs, to me.
	"I have carne asada, asparagus, and sausages on the bbq. I also have a guacamole dip/chips, cherry tomatoes in a dressing, sodas/water, and a couple beers to hold the fort till replenishments arrive." NFL tailgating Kuldip
	"If you weren't marrying this guy I would!" Kuldip, loving Mike's Clemson tailgating stories.
	"This is life. This is why we work." Kuldip, on tailgating.
	"Drinking, hanging out w friends, eating good food--it's a beautiful thing." Kuldip
	"If I make the cut, I'm there. Did you already make the cut?" Kuldip, on our South Carolina wedding.
	"Just landed. Time for detox." Yed, after a bachelor party in Cabo. "Yed's all about the detox. What about the tox?" Loopy Mike
	"I can't believe you were singing the sound of music!" Me, on drunken Mike. "I was? No--you're lying." Mike "Dude, we have witnesses." Me
	"I will be there with a big smile, a drink in my hand and my dancing shoes on." Steph, on our wedding.
	"Is there anything special you guys want to do? (I mean aside from eating, Eve?)" Daniel, on our upcoming visit.
	"I wonder how many times we can have Chik-Fil-A together in one weekend?!?" Daniel
	"We had a super trip, and I loved hearing all the sweetie, sugar, darling, and youwl in that great southern twang :-)" Laurie, on going to Carolina.
	"Probably the last time I go to Mexico for a while. First is the last... Everything is fucking shady." Yed, on his Cabo trip.
	"Very dirty. My daughter would not be allowed to go." Yed, on Cabo.
	"I think it depends on the parents." LesliE, on kids being good sleepers or not. "Oh gosh--between Mike and I my kid's never gonna wake up!" Me
	"When I got home Ellie was ravenous... She ate like a maniac and then slept for 4 hours straight." Steph, on her newborn 2 week old baby girl.
	"Chicken was delish tasted like it came from a restaurant." Cute Ma, being supportive of me wanting to learn how to cook.
	"How are you?" Me "Super ultra good mood. I'm like Barney the Dinosaur on crack." Daniel
	"Did you get my reply???" Matt D., to our housewarming. "Heee yesssssssssssss. Tooo funny!" Me "I knew it would appeal to your sense of humor and Mike's sense of Southern." Matt D.
	"Been chatting with Laurie about her return to Baconville." David
	"I'm in heaven. Just upgraded my Yahoo Radio so I can get 80s Hip-Hop... Booya!!!!!! Salt-N-Pepa on now. This is AWESOME !!!" David
	"I just want you to have a fun, memorable, party day ... something that you and Mike will remember. Not a day where every little detail could ruin something. If you don't register, is anyone going to die? NO. If you don't send out invites, is anyone going to die? NO If you don't have a fabulous day - will someone die? YES 'Cause I'm gonna get a gun and take them out." Super cute Matt D.
	"Stop playing travel agent to your own guilt trips!" Matt D.
	"You'll get through it, I promise. I'll keep you sane." Matt D., on my wedding stress. "Hahahahaha, you?!" Me "Well, I'll at least keep you insane but breathing and drunk." Funny Matt D.
	"I drink LOTS of water before I go in so that my veins are nice and juicy!" Matt D., on getting blood drawn.
	"She is my little friend...we hang out all day." Mommy Steph, on her newborn baby girl.
	"Thanks for supporting the Abe family!" Stopher, on me going to his brother and sister in law dentists.
	"Actually, I agree with you 100%. Maybe even more - can I agree with you 110%?" James, on my relationship advice.
	"She has her moments but the bags under our eyes are finally getting smaller and the hair we pulled out is growing back." New mom Sophia.
	"Took some pictures while we could still smile." New mom Sophia in the hospital pre baby birth.
	"Place where the baby is cleaned and examined under the french fries lamp." Funny Sophia and Gregg baby hospital pic caption.

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