"Oh man, the lameness abounds!" Clayton, to me, on a story of annoyance.
	"I'm in the dentist chair." My boss' e-mail to me from his Treo.
	"We would have had more fun flushing $80 down the toliet. That was the worst meal I've had in a long time." Mom, on Black Angus in Sunnyvale.
	"Going for a 3 day walk on a sand island. Talk to you later." Roaming travelin James.
	"You're overplayed. You know, like overworked–overplayed." Dad, after I was exhausted one night after going out.
	"Well you have to remember guys don't have as easy of a life as woman–makes us more cranky." David.
	"Hey whatcha doin next Wed?" Me, to Taylor "Juicin' up yours and Nikki's Tivos?" Taylor's answer. And he was right. :-)
	"For meeting up at the airport or late night bootie calls, my number is..." Silly Shannon, to me.
	"Hello? Hello? Anybody there?" Sound of yahoo messanger audible from Heidi while in a meeting with my manager.
	"I never wanted it to end... I was back in my glory days :-) FYI...I behaved myself = no puking and acted like a respectable married lady." Steph, on her 10 year high school reunion.
	"I called to tell you I've figured out my purpose in life, but you're not home so I'll guess I'll tell you later." Australia soon to be Hong Kong James, on a phone message to me.
	"I LOVE this guy...the best part of IM." Dad, on the rolling on the floor laughing Yahoo IM emoticon.
	"Finally. It's about time you start socializing..." Dad, to me, after I logged onto IM around 11:30am one Monday.
	"The cuddles! Cuddle club!" Abbie, when all us girls bought fuzzy colorful headbands to wear around Disneyland.
	"He's drunk." Abbie, at a guy who was a part of the Pirates of a Caribbean ride.
	"I know why you're sneezing. There are kitties." Abbie, on the ride.
	"I wanna be sold. Will you buy me?" Abbie, in Pirates.
	"I should grab some wine." 7 year old Abbie, on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
	"What do you want to be when you grow up? Do you want to be a star? Maybe you could have your own tv show." Me, to Abbie "Yeah, then I'd be rich and could buy a thousand fast passes." Abbie's response while at Disneyland.
	"How do you feel about your heritage? Chinese people cool or Chinese people weird?" Me, to Abbie. "Cool." Her response to 1/4 of her nationality.
	"Cuddle buddy!" My niece, Abbie, to me. :-)
	"Who could say no to that." Niff, on face glitter for a face painting for $1 more.
	"Only the superbowl cause that's when I can win money." 7 year old Abercrombie, on if she watches football.
	"I'm driving to work and Counting Crows came on the radio so I thought of you and called." San Diego David, to me one Saturday. "Awwww that's sweet." My response "Well, and Jessica and I are engaged." David's little addition.
	"I rode my bike and for some reason my brain works much better when I do that." Nicki, super energetic one morning.
	"SOO cute - I love the Schmooopy factor ; )" Loeby, on a wordy lovey birthday e-card I sent her.
	"Everyone's popping out kids left and right." Me, about my friends. "That's just what the world needs–more people." Tony's perpetually sunny attitude.
	"You are sensitive... like some people are sensitive to light or sound. You are sensitive to your feelings." Nicki's wise words making me feel like less of a freak.
	"Where's my XXXX's? We've been over this before... :)" Shannon, to me, on my OOOOs closing of my e-mail to her.
	"I can wear sandals to work (it's more of a professional dress for me, but the cute shoes kick ass)." Shannon, on her new job.
	"It's funny how quitting has totally taken away all desire to work." Single T
	"Thanks for Sliders!!!!!! I did a little dance when I opened it!" Boston Lady. Yeay for August birthday friend fun. :-)
	"I'm gonna go watch my watch recharge." Daniel, super excited about the MSN Dick Tracy watch Lisa and I got him for his birthday.
	"Oh yeah my tivo support is online." New TiVo owner Nicki, to me, right when I logged on one night.
	"Man, the food at the Basin sounds goooood! Jamon??? We need to go!!!!!!!!!" Loeby, to me, looking to rekindle our fun Spain trip experience. :-)
	"Actually, that sounds like more fun." Stopher, to me, after I responded to his party invite saying I'm going to be in Disneyland. :-)
	"Next time we go to ABC. Anytime–just let me know when you want to eat." Grandpa and his cute open food invitation.
	"It's like looking for a job. There are ups and downs. You sometimes feel hopeful and other times frustrated. And sometimes you just don't care either way." Me, on dating.
	"My birthday was actually pretty good, all things considered (like, being thousands of miles away from my family and just about all of my friends)." James, in Australia.
	"What is this, a gift marathon?" Mom, on the exchanges between me and Nicki.
	"I just got back from dinner–went to Sizzler's. Ronnie and I wanted to have Malibu chicken–it's kind of nostalgic of our childhood. Kinda nasty, kind of cool." Ro
	"Don't worry, we'll never forget who brought us together at the Lost and Found!" Klemm, to me, on meeting his wife.
	"Why don't you do a school report on Maine so I could get a real good outlook on it. You can throw some pictures in for extra credit. Why don't you send that to me by Thursday–give you couple of days." Dice's voice message to me.
	"Tell me all about it–I need to know all about Maine. How are the people? Any black people or is it all white? Any Asian people or is it all white? Any Canadian people or is it all American? I need all the details like that. What's the state bird, population, humidity, temperature..." Dice's voice message to me post Maine trip.
	"I over-sported this weekend... Fri night hockey, Sat all day wakeboarding at the Delta, Sun golf, Sun 3 hrs of hockey. Could not move on Monday morning." My Sporty Spice friend Hope
	"Screw everyone! Let's just make clones of cool people like us!" Ro, trying to cheer me up.
	"I have to celebrate how cute you are." Daniel on putting up a screen shot of our IM conversation where I changed my IM name in honor of his birthday.
	"Oh my god Eve, it does even more than I understood. This thing is pure pleasure." Daniel, on his super fancy digital WiFI picture frame he got from his wife for his birthday.
	"The wedding was a blast at a winery nearby. I drank tons, was a dancing machine and then ended up puking on the drive back to the hotel. I am a nightmare to bring to weddings." Steph being entertaining.
	"The traffic was horrible and we just wanted a cold beer when we got there... The whole hotel and casino were 'dry' facilities!! The news rattled us a bit!" Steph, on going to Jackson for a wedding.
	"I bought a diet pepsi and got a diet coke. Heeeeehh. You switched it didn't you?" Laurie, to me, at work.
	"That was a perfect wedding." Me to Amanda the day after the celebration. "I thought so." Amanda, the lucky bride.
	"I can't believe you made me smoke a cigar." Mark, on the post-wedding activities.
	"I'm sorry any unmarried girl had to see this." Eric, on Amanda and Klemmster's extravagant fairy tale like wedding.
	"I don't have sheets this nice." Mark, on the napkins and tablecloth at Klemm and Amanda's wedding.
	"Look how close to the bar we are." Mark (possibly cameo-ing as the Old Mark?), excited at our table placement at the reception.
	"Can we not talk about farting and how girls all suck?" Me to my 3 guy friends, getting annoyed of the guy discussion after a few days. "But then there'd be nothing left to talk about." The guys' response.
	"That's the best lobster I've had in my life." All of us after dinner at the Lobster Pot in Maine.
	"This is probably the most exercise I've ever done in a week: dance classes 3 nights in a row, kayaking, hiking..." Me
	"I feel so adventurous." Me, on kayaking in Maine.
	"If you want to call later I'll have my cell phone on while I'm running cause I'm a freak like that." Ryan
	"I hate this text message phone. I'm trying to say damn and fuck and it's not in there." Eric "It should be in the dictionary." Me, sympathizing with Eric.
	"I'm standing up for Eve." Mark, taking what I said that I wanted in a friend literally. "I'm standing up for her too." Yed "But you're playing!" Mark, trying to defend his initial move.
	"Everything tastes different here." Eric, our first night in Maine.
	"We can ask her if she wants tomorrow we can call her Joey." Mark, on our waitress.
	"We're living Dawson' Creek right now." Yed, on our first night out at Rupununi's (aka the Ice House) in Bar Harbor, Maine.
	"It's like Shoreline–they have a huge tent set up in the back." Eric, on his preview to the wedding site at Amanda's parents' house in Maine named Bide-a-While.
	"Oh, you go to Maine? Enjoy the lobster." Grandma, to me
	"Have fun and eat lots of lobster." Janelle's response to my will be out of the office e-mail I sent to my group pre-Maine trip.
	"Keep your head up...a great date is just waiting around the corner..." Successful dating Scotchers, being supportively optismitic for me.
	"Tour de Bar was fun. I got pretty drunk and don't remember much, but I heard I had a pretty good time." The partying Jake we know and love.
	"Bbt." Bob over IM "Bbt?" My response "Bye bye then. Ha-ha I made one up!" Bob, very proud of himself.
	"Well meeting someone special can be hard. But every now and then u get lucky. Look at us." Nicki, in an IM to me–so cute she is. :-)
	"I would have totally went as your bodyguard. " Daniel, on me dating.
	"That's where I tested out all my women. If they can't knock back two shots at lunch, I won't date em!" Daniel, on Chevy's and dating.
	"You've got to apply before the birth to get into the best schools." To be a Dad Daniel–how nutty!
	"Kevin said I'm a virile stud. That's good, right?" Dice on our friend's reaction to him having twins. :-)

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