"You can sleep in the back. We can play your CD." Dad, trying to get me to go to dinner in Monterey when I just felt like staying home and watching TV.
	"He's unfolding my floaty!" Leslie R., on her new pool mattress.
	"She loves her wieners" Eric, about Leslie R., when the food was brought out.
	"I don't want to eat his face. No one can eat his face." Leslie R., on Robert Smith.
	"Omigod–that's the coolest thing I've ever seen!" Leslie R., on her ice cream cake with the Cure picture on it.
	"This is the only time you can blow Robert." Peter, on Leslie's Cure birthday cake.
	"Oh, no! My skirt is falling off apparently." Eric, on his towel.
	"She records stupid things you say, well it doesn't have to be stupid, but the things I say are." Leslie R., explaining my quote page to one of her friends.
	"I hear the 30s are supposed to be the best." Me, to Leslie R. "That's because you're not there yet!" Leslie's response.
	"Everybody in the pool is pretty geeky except Leslie." Kathi, with her boyfriend included in on that one. ;-)
	"I'm getting everybody fucked up." Victor, giving Kathi another strong jello shot.
	"This one has my tongue on it." Kathi, on her jellowshot. "Oh, can I have that one?" Birthday Leslie
	"I'm drinking as much as you need to drink." Birthday Leslie, to Yedders.
	"I was blowing my brains out blowing it up." Leslie R. on the pool toy.
	"Look at Leslie blowing over there." Kathi, forcing a quote.
	"No blowing necessary." Me, on Leslie's new floaty pool toy.
	"I have stretch marks everywhere–I'm all stretched out!" Becky
	"You don't have cable? Now I know you I haven't been to your house. I don't like you now." Leslie, to Eric.
	"Are those lollipops?" Leslie R., pointing at some colored shapes on sticks. "Yeah, you can lick them all." Me "Oh, I will lick them all." Leslie R.
	"I don't know what happened to me last night! Started partying and couldn't stop myself!" Nicki
	"I love the truth-and I think you'll lay it out for me." Stacy Pearce, to me.
	"It's just kinda riding the wave for now. I'll let ya know when the wave crashes. ;)" One of my friends on a current relationship.
	"WOW! That is the awesomest thing ever!!! Man... you can't even stay in a dump for that price." Nicki, super excited about the deal we got on a nice hotel room.
	"I will make some culinary delights, and then Tiffaney will throw them up." Laura A., on Tiff's bachlorette party..
	"You deserve a bit of stability in the working world for a change. Oh, and Ingrid says you deserve a pazookie too." Dice, in response to my e-mail about my job.
	"YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, more drinking friends :) Yes, you guys are totally whigity whack, but you made my day." Leslie R., On Eric and I coming to Vegas.
	"So Mark, do you need a few twists of the arm or a real cheerleader to convince you to go?" Leslie R., putting some pressure on Mark to go to Vegas.
	"Man there's nothing but smut on HBO tonight. What's up with that? Ohhhh, its hump day. Silly me--course." Nicki, on Wednesday night.
	"Who's Mars?" Loeby, thinking me saying I was going to see Mars that that was a nickname I had for one of my friends.
	"Man you are crazy for that Niki girl... You see her all the time." Mark, to me. Funny, I've never even met her.
	"Are you hanging in there? Do you need some loving tonight? Is someone gonna be nice to you?" Loeby, after I had a hard day.
	"I see from your status you aren't doing so well." Eric, on my "I'd consider tequila today" status message..
	"I am your biggest fan. It's easy to be your fan - kinda like Steve Young and Vodka... in that order!" Loeby, to me.
	"I am not trying to impress you! Just the facts... or maybe the Nyquil." Sickly Loeby, saying nice things to me.
	"IM rules!" Me, to Loeby, the lite IM user. "I know... and Tivo..." Loeby "You're gettin the hang of it now!" Me "And text messaging... and Coca Cola... and Counting Crows..." Loeby
	"Who's down there?" Me, to Mark in a crowd of people trying to get Niner autographs at the Kezar practice. "I don't know. I'm taking a picture to see." Mark
	"When u coming out to visit again?" Single T. Funny since I've been out to the East Coast so many times lately he's just expecting another visit. :-)
	"I'm in a super cranky mood and even peanut M&Ms didn't help...you know it's bad when even those don't alleviate the crank." Mers.
	"I felt fine Friday - sorry you felt like crap Eve. :(" Mers, after the dinner we al had together where I got sick.
	"I think when I'm a mom I will be an online shopper or have the kids strapped in a stroller." Leslie, after a day with a friend with kids.
	"I didn't get sick or have a crazy weekend." Leslie, replying to all of our dance friends' weekend reports.
	"You? Cheering loudly? NO! I don't believe it." James, to me, on me telling him how excited I was getting watching the World Gymnastics Championships where the US women won overcame their hardships to with the team gold for the first time ever! Three of their best teammates were out due to injury or illness.
	"I can't really see--it's so small." Big projection TV owner Mark, on watching my TV in my room.
	"I'm a signal snob now." Mark, watching my TV with sometimes bad cable signal
	"How much did Coca-Cola pay you--a million?" Grandma, on me wearing my Coca-Cola tank top.
	"Set it up. We're free every night, only you have schedule." Dad, to me, on dinner with him and mom.
	"I messed with many people and chased many women." Jake, on his weekend in Atlanta.
	"We haven't seen a movie together since the first day we met." Me, to Nicki, at a movie theatre the other day.
	"What is this--Kelly Clarkson?" Dad, on my new hat.
	"You know, my mom told me I did fall down the stairs when I was young--badum badum badum. They were afraid I had brain damage." Dad "You did. That explains it all." Mom
	"People should have given me a congratulations you didn't marry the wrong person card." Me, after watching the latest Sex and the City when Carrie realizes how much celebration about their lives her married friends have gotten over the years. "Yeah, you should have gotten a million dollars." Mark
	"We didn't have boyfriends–the whole year we were girlfriend and girlfriend." Suz, about her and Steph.
	"I used to carry a water bottle of vodka my freshman year." Steph
	"Didn't you fall in a bush or something?" Suzy, to Steph, telling a story of one of their crazy college nights.
	"-g " Gregg signing off in an e-mail. "Ok, but only one G to end your note? ;-)" My response. "-ggg" Triple G's sign off to the next e-mail. ;-)
	"It's great to see you having so much fun, Eve. We need more happy people, like you, in the world. Hugs, -T" Theresa B's response to seeing my photos.
	"Time for a meeting and there's nowhere to hide!" Eric's IM status message at work.
	"Today is Moron Day... again!" Stacy Poole's IM status message at work.
	"It's challenging/ frustrating. Like dating." Chris, on project management.
	"Yeh man. (translated out of evespeak = thanks)." Jeremee, someone who only knew me for a few weeks, but is getting the hang of the Eve lingo. :-)
	"Wow. I'd kill for some tostadas: I SO miss Mexican food." James' reply when I told him what I was having for dinner.
	"Hey beautiful Eve...Hi. James 'forgot my belt' Collison here." A few of James' initial IMs to me at the start of a few of his days.
	"Maybe you can teach the Jedimaster how to play ratscrew." Dice, playing on friend's screen names. Note: Egyptian Ratscrew is a card game.
	"What time u coming tonight? I'll have dinner ready." Nicki, to me. Man, with such good girl friends, who needs a man????
	"Have you ever had red bull sober?" Eric "No." Mark "I think nobody has." Eric
	"Another day, another virus..." Stacy Poole's Yahoo status message.
	"Give her a big kiss for me (on the lips, with tongue, of course!) :-)." Daniel, telling me to wish Loeby a happy birthday from him.
	"This leads to all kinds of expensive Jeep toys." Matt, on his air compressor.
	"Now he can inflate the world." Matt's dad H, about Matt's bday present.
	"My body likes alcohol." Nicki, in Blondies after we told her about all of the aftermath stories that have come out of that martini bar.
	"It was nice being adults with other adults for an afternoon." Clayton, on going out to see Phantom with a bunch of my friends in SF.
	"To tell you the truth, I still don't get it. I understand the technical stuff. Tell it again--maybe I'll understand." My dad, after Loeby told her dirty joke like 3 times.
	"I can smoke when I drink, but I don't. I can go with the flow." Dad
	"I love/miss you too!" James, replying to me in a condensed statement.
	"I miss Julie... I want to see Julie. I miss Julie..." Yeah, I got that. Me, the most understanding, supportive person about romantic relationships.
	"Yeah, well, on the bright side - tomorrow is Friday. Why is it that Friday never seems to lose it's magic?" James
	"Maybe your car is dirty that's why it is slow...BMW likes clean owner." Dad, to me.
	"Ok, Eve, just to let you know, I am going to drag you kicking and screaming to Vegas, you have to go!!!!!!!" Leslie R
	"Thanks for having me and for letting me drink all your booze! Doa deara female deer... "Nicki, on our impromptu pizza, wine, and Sound of Music DVD party.
	"Great... lots of people need spam elimination, we just continue to grow. I am all for spam. Keep spamming cause it keeps us going." Reechardo, on work.
	"THANK YOU, I LOVE YOU!" James, to me after he received his birthday gifts, a nice opening IM to get.
	"My sis is going to cut it tonight and save me from hair hell." Anjali, on her hair.
	"I'll be a peanut today--it goes with my pea brain. You seem like a chestnut, must be the hair ;o)" Stacy's response to me calling her a nut in a prior e-mail.
	"I'm going to hold up I sign that says 'Eve was note here.' There are not that many places you can say that about." Dice, on the southern most point of the US I never got to.
	"Red Robin, pepper corn chips, yummy food, hot girls and dave." Yed, on his guy weekend in Seattle.
	"Game was fun. Got sunburned, drank some beer. Had a good time." Nicki, about a Giant's game.
	"They will be the pants that will keep on panting. Maybe you should record all of our conversations cause I'm so quotable." Daniel
	"Thanks for letting me stay and drink lots of free alcohol and lots of water afterwards." Ryan, to me.
	"I'm gonna go to the little flight instructor's room." Ryan
	"Eve–thirsty." Ryan, wanting me to make him another drink.
	"Eve/Christie, I'm sorry–I can hang up the phone but you're stuck with him." James.
	"The girls are ear muffing it for us." Ryan, trying to have a private conversation with James on my speakerphone when Christie and I were in the room.
	"See–she swore again--it's so cute." Ryan, about me.
	"That's why I don't drink–except for now." Ryan
	"I can't believe I'm telling you things. This doesn't leave the room--or Austraila." Ryan, in my room, on the speaker phone with James.
	"Ryan, you sound very serious." James "I'm very serious about my drinking–I don't drink anymore." Ryan, while drinking.
	"Does alcohol go bad?" Ryan. "I dunno–it doesn't last me more than three weeks in my place." James
	"I really like girls." Ryan "Not as much as I like boys." Christie "More than I like either for sure." Me
	"KB? okb Ok b OK B OKB OKB KB KB KB Eve wanna be." Dad, being a nut
	"Das cool." Bob "Is that your wrapper talk?" Me "I was imitatin you. Can't ever put a g on the ing of words : hangin, etc. It's funny. Eve a rapper girl. Have you been hangin out in Oak town?" Bob
	"kb?" Bob, to me over IM. "Eve term. Short for okiebye." Me, updating him on my lingo.
	"Beer bongs, Fox wear. What else can I open you're eyes too?" Nicki, to me.
	"I can't fix ya, but I can be with ya when it leaves." Nicki, to me, on being bitter.
	"Can you put things on there that they don't even have? Like jobs and women you can't have?" Eric, on Amazon.com's wish lists.
	"She didn't have any special powers, she was just super nice." Eric, on Mother Theresa.
	"Food is a good way to make me happy... Food is the way to my heart. So that makes up for the fact that im on a mac." Anjali, on the free munchies and lunches her new company provides.
	"Anyway, sounds like you are in the green grass which is awesome." Jake, to me. Knock on wood.
	"Go Niners... Congratulations, AND, more tickets available to first home game." The subject of an e-mail from my HR consultant.
	"And though this is getting old - saw a great film..." James, after a week or so of his film festival.
	"How was your first day of school, Pumpkin?" Loeby "How was your day at work, dear?" James "Hey working girl, I mean, girl with a job." James "Welcome back to the grind." Nicki All things said to me after my first day on the job.
	"How was your first day of school, Pumpkin?" Loeby, to me after my first day at work.
	"Are you home or are you party?" Grandma, to me when she called one night.
	"People who aren't as cool as us should be banished from our world." Loeby.
	"That was two or three phones ago." Ryan, on not having someone's phone number anymore.
	"Aren't all of the colors mixed together white?" Me, on the Dave Matthews song "Grey Street." "Well, it depends on how you add them..." Eric and his technical nature.
	"Oooh–this is my favorite song!" Me, excited about hearing Grace is Gone at the Dave Matthews show. "Maybe they knew you were coming. But I think you need a more uplifting song." Kathi's response.
	"Maybe they'll play Holiday in Spain." Dice to me at the Dave Matthews concert referencing one of my favorite Counting Crows songs I wanted to hear at their concert.
	"Are you smoking pot?" Dice to his brother hanging out at the lawn at Shoreline for Dave Matthews. "Pretty much." Brian, on the second hand smoke.
	"We brought a forty and Leslie." Kathi, on her first date with Victor.
	"I feel like a ten dollar beer." Kathi, walking into a concert at Shoreline.
	"I don't think I've ever arrived here sober before." Kathi, at Shoreline.
	"It's just like being on a trolley. " Eric, on the music at the Niners fan day practice game in San Jose.
	"I'm going to Red Lobster for dinner!! Not even the font makes that cool." Chris, to me, in this cool Buffy font.
	"Good things come in waves. So do bad." Chris, to me when I was telling about things I was happy about.
	"Just got back from dinner. Yummy. I like Nicki." My IM to James. Sounded funny after I wrote it all out.
	"I like girls a lot--I'm so not gay." Ryan
	"I've been to the moon and back." Ryan, on miles he put on his Suburu..
	"Open your envelope neatly. In this house we don't open violently." Dad, giving me a letter opener.
	"Who needs SF when you have downtown Mt. View?" Kyle, hyping the new place he lives in.
	"Do you want a fat wife cause she has too many Krispy Kremes? Do you want a wife who can't fit through the door?" Mom, to dad when he brought a big box of donuts home.

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