"In my group we have six millionaires. When I look at them, I see dollar signs around their heads." Kishore

"If I repeat my mistakes again in the future, it won't be the first time." Klemmster

"Next time we shouldn't get the movie–we have too much to talk about." Steph, on our dance gatherings.

"Just to get my money's worth, I overate." Mom, on the all you can eat sushi night at Satsuma.

"I've been married for 34 years. I'm not a perfect man." Dad, constantly jokingly repeating the Condit line.

"Go behind the trees or bunker or something horrible! Go behind the scoreboard!" Mom, still jinxing the opponent golfer to Tiger.

"I have to jinx him." Dad, being weird in front of the TV.

"Screw up! We want Tiger to win!!!" Mom, to Jim Furyk during a sudden death shot.

"Tiger Woods' golf shoes are nicer than the ones I wear to work." James

"I'd like to get to bed before 4, if possible." Kevin, in Vegas.

"I never knew our country was so beautiful." Kevin, on our road trip from Texas to California.

"Oh, fun! 75!!!" Kevin, on a speed limit in New Mexico.

"It's my duty to kill things." Kevin, on squishing a moth in our hotel room.

"That's me trying to look sad, but I'm smiling cause it was so funny." Kevin, on a picture of him at Marine World with his busted cell phone that fell out of his pocket while on a roller coaster.

"You'll have to call me and I'll give you the Stuart Smalley speech." Loeby, about me being nervous about starting my new job.

"Where are you?" Me, to Loeby
"I'm drinking tequila." Loeby

"I just had a $8 glass of really bad chardonnay!" Niff, all into wine now.

"If you're going to court, flip it under. If you want to be fun, flip it up." My hair lady Elaine, on styling my hair.

"Its really like eating air, but I quite like them." James, on rice cakes.

"How did we fall asleep last night?" Kevin, to me.
"I dunno–I just remember we were talking about God." Me
"Maybe God put us to sleep." Kevin

"I don't feel like being in pain today–maybe tomorrow." Kevin, on using tweezers.

"Boy Toy!" Cori's yelling into her voice activated cell phone to call her fiance.

"Don't make me crave any more food." Me, to Niff.
"Garlic bread!! Cheezy crispy chewy!! Garlic bread!! Cheezy crispy chewy!" Niff

"You're to humane." Kevin, to me, when I was against trapping a fly.

"He's cute." Me, seeing Yo-Yo Ma on a DVD.
"He's married! Stay off of him! I don't know, maybe he's single." Dad

"It's better than I was expecting. I wasn't expecting anything, but I like it a lot." Dad, on my birthday gift to him.

"I have 10 more minutes to be mean to you before I have to be nice to you on your birthday." Mom, at 11:50pm

"I don't believe in smooshing." Corie, about killing a spider.

"She can teach the little kids while we run after the 16 year old." Stephanie

"Maybe I should find an activity that doesn't involve alcohol." Hope

"It's only fun when I do it." Lisa Loeb, resisting me paying the bill.

"Drug dealing's illegal, but suing is not." Kevin

"Dalmer's a wireless expert." Me
"Really? I don't know the first thing about wireless–except for there are no wires." Kevin

"I already gave her a laptop and a java book." Dalmer, on his new baby girl.

"I've seen rats bigger than that. It couldn't even bring you the paper–it's bigger than it is." Eric, on a very small dog.

"I can't wait to be by furniture." Kevin, sleeping on the floor because all of his stuff is in a moving van.

"Maybe it's time for old fashion communist price fixing." Eric, on the football salary cap.

"Is this the I'm gay thing?" Yed, before Ryan was about to show us something on his computer.
"No, I don't even know about that one. Send me that." Ryan

"I'd rather drive to Boston than to San Diego on a Saturday." Ryan, who lives in Burbank

"He's not coming. He's naked, though, so there's that." Ryan, about Mark

"How long's it been? It hasn't been too long...." Eric, to Sanjay
"Four years." Sanjay

"Let me get out of the car so I'm not a part of this." Yed, when Ryan took Eric's car for a spin.

"What are you more likely to look under when you're drunk?" Daniel, to me, on listing real names vs. nicknames in my phone.

"I play Playstation with her to keep her spirits up." Daniel, on taking care of Nancy.

"I'm almost 25 now. Pretty soon I'm gonna be old enough to get an insurance discount." Kevin

"If I don't have a job by November, I'm gonna run for Congress." Kevin

"You could read a fashion magazine for all I care as long as they pay you." Mom, on a job.

"Ruffle, ruffle, ruffle." Jose, on the phone while he told me to hold on a second.
"What are you doing?" Me
"Making sure you feel loved." Jose

"So tiny. How can a man use this, I wonder." Dad, on the small Nokia phone.

"Before you know it, that purse will be hanging by your rear." Mom, on my small Sak purse that currently lies right under my arm.

"I bought a book called 'Corporate Executions.'" Tiffaney
"Are you gonna open it and see a picture of all of us?" Dinasha

"If you guys want a Microsoft tour, let me know." Jason
"Can we unplug things?" Curls

"My friends are all food-centric." Todd

"I think parent-child is stronger than husband-wife. A wife can dump a husband, but they can't jump the child." Dad

"There's a part of me–of course they're cute." Dad, on Abbers and Cishers.