"Where's my toothbrush?" Me, looking for it in my bag on a trip. "Right there." DJ--he already had it out for me in the bathroom. "What good service today. 5 stars!" Me
	"I'm saving room for a corn dog and corn." Krij, at the fair. "I'm sorry I won't be able to eat you under the table this year." Prego Ro.
	"Hanging out with people makes me realize how much I don't like hanging out with other people." Ro, to me.
	"I don't just invite anyone to the fair. They have to be eaters." Ro
	"What if you have a kid who's a vegetarian?" Me "No way--I'll have the only 10 year old kid who needs to be on cholesterol reducing medicine." Mike. Oh dear.
	"The kids start misbehaving I'll just start throwing hamburgers at em." Mike
	"I've never been a breakfast person." Mike "I just like bacon with a side of bacon." Ro
	"You eat prunes." Me "I love prunes. They're nature's candy." Ro, sounding like a commercial.
	"Hey look! Like your dad." DJ, pointing out people riding an elephant at the fair.
	"Which one do you want? Mike "Just get both fried desserts." Me
	"What did you guys eat?" Krij "What didn't we eat is probably a better question. We had most of it within the first few minutes too." Me, at the OC Fair.
	"You want your camera back?" Me "No, it won't fit in my purse with the pickles." Ro
	"Mike knows everything." Sug "Only if it's on TV." Mike
	"Those were the best pancakes I've ever had. I should yelp it I liked it that much." Ro
	"You realize this has been almost a 5 hour trip for hot dogs?" Me, about our pilgramage to Pink's (counting horrendous traffic to and from the OC as well as wait time in line while there).
	"I feel a little loopy already." Sug, after one beer.
	"Why don't you like em?" Ro "You're a hush puppy snob." Sug "I am." Mike
	"Thanks E-Yelp-ster." Tod
	"We got into a big fight. I think I'm just not too smart." James
	"I like my job a lot. Being creative is fun and going to people's houses and playing with their tvs is really fun." Nicki
	"Dr. said no exercise! For once I can not worry about being/getting fat!" Prego cuz.
	"It's you, me and Aaron pretty soon with a day a week with Tod. Quality not quantity." John, about our office.
	"Hey you multitask is getting behind... Step up with it man. You need a quad processor..." Dad, on me not getting back to him right away on IM.
	"It is just like you want to stop the ride and get off... preferably in some awesome tropic location." Kimi
	"I'm going thru your foto albums... from 2002!!!" Payless
	"If it gets to the point where this is all I have in my storage unit and fridge, I'll go seek therapy." Yed, on his wine.
	"I like Michael Phelps. He looks like a monkey." Ro
	"You with the cheese; me with the crab. I'm a crab myself--I'm a capricorn." Flor
	"Just another night at our house with 9 bottles of wine consumed." DJ. "Well at least there were 5 people." Me
	"I want everything on the menu. Can I live here?" DJ, at Town.
	"Whoever invented that is a genius. It's like liquid crack." David, on the philly cheese steak spring roll
	"Do they have anything on a graham cracker?" David, on dessert.
	"Are we really going to sleep now or are you teasing me?" Mike seeing me upstairs super early at for me a little past 11pm.
	"Wow they stop for people here!" Me, in Wisconsin, drivers going out of their way to let us cross the street,
	"As a Hertz Gold member, your spouse or significant other is authorized to drive the car." Hertz guy to Mike. "I'll be your significant other." Me "You're my spouse." Mike "No! That's what you call those little pegs in the game of Life." Me
	"What do you want to do in between Pizza Man and brats?" Niff
	"This is so Wisconsin! We're eating in the bar." Me, at Howard's for lunch.
	"I'm gonna sit over here, it's too far to travel." Abbie, movin closer to the appetizers.
	"That's how he stays so skinny: wings and sweets--that's all he eats." Niff, about her 11 year old Cisch.
	"I think you're texting not quoting." 11 year old niece Abbie
	"It's peppermint and small--so futuristic!" Christian, on Altoid smalls.
	"I'm glad that Brady did that cause he evened out my teeth." Abbie, on getting hit in the tooth by her not yet 2 year old brother.
	"I was gonna pay for lunch until you ordered all those appetizers." Christian
	"Look I'm schoolin him!" Abbie, in wii soccer.
	"Abbie, stop afro-butting!" Christian, to Abbie's disco soccer team members.
	"Just blame the gps--don't look at me." Dad, not going the right way.
	"I'm not from this country." Dad, claiming ignorance of how to make a smore.
	"I need a cracker. Where's Michael?" Dad, not even getting the humor in that after everyone laughed.
	"I think my face is grilled." Dad, sitting by the fire outside.
	"Were in Wausau--where we could have grown up." Niff, to me, on Mom's home town.
	"Miller chill and toothpaste--YUM." Niff, being sarcastic.
	"I don't drink Miller and Bud. I like alternative beers, unless I'm at Summerfest and I'm stackin cups." Niff
	"Stick your head in and it's instant air conditioning." Niff, on the freezer. "It's all about gambling." Abbie, about arcade games.
	"I'm really not ok w this chilliness." Niff
	"LOL." Cisch said out loud in a real life conversation. Man, things are different than when I was younger. :-O
	"Good job, Dad." Me, on this cool DVD slideshow he and Mom made for my grandma's 90th birthday--they spent like 3 months and many a late nights on it. "Good cast." Funny Dad
	"Holy Nesco oven!" Niff, on the catered items at Gma's bday.
	"Welcome to Cafe Christian Sings Amore." Abbie, making dinner for us one night. Read my review. Hey, she asked if I was gonna yelp it, so I kinda had to. ;-)
	"What was your favorite part?" Me, asking Mike about our Wisconsin trip. "I like eatin cheese curds and custard. It's fun eatin all the ice cream cause we don't eat it much." DJ
	"I don't think I'll travel anymore. You can't even get a decent lunch on a plane anymore. I used to like that." My 90 year old grandma.
	"I wish Brady could swim like Michael Phelps." Abbie, on her not even 2 year old brother.
	"Wow I didn't know you could accept my outlook thing from a different company! How novel..." Me "Isn't technology wonderful... one of the few things good about Microsoft monopoly." Susan.
	"The coolio igliasiusest thing happened..." Matt D.
	"I'm not stressed at all. I was more stressed 6 months ago when the big balls were in the air." Anjali, a few weeks before her wedding.
	"Great, oh, master organizer!" Susan
	"Thanks for being social secretary!" Matt G.
	"I know you're not as eggy as me." Me "I like bacon." Ro, on going out for breakfast
	"I know you are the fastest woman in the world getting ready." Dad, to me in the morning.
	"I can't imagine havin a normal phone--it'd be so backwards!" Ro, already attached to her iPhone.
	"It didn't wow me." Dessert lovin Ro, disappointed with the ones we got at what we called Charlie not Trotters.
	"We can still walk around upstairs after." Ro, excited for more mall shop time after dinner.
	"You and your two other pregnant friends will look great in the matching outfits." Me, makin fun of my cuz getting 3 prego Juicy hoodie/pants outfits in different colors.
	"It's not really sexy." Ro, trying on dresses for an event the next day. "Why? Are we trying to be sexy?" Me "I keep forgetting you don't live here." OC Ro
	"We might need a bigger table." Waitress to Ro and I about our order of 6 mini burgers, soup, fries, and a cupcake. "We get that a lot." Ro, giggling.
	"I feel bad for you girls. If I were you guys I'd just keep drinkin til I passed out." Krij, on a power outtage one Saturday night.
	"We were probably the largest people there last night." Ro, to me, about the fundraiser in Newport Beach.

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