"We just need to power through." Mike, on looking at couches all day.
	"I'd like a grey goose and cranberry." Me, ordering a drink on my layover to Key West. "Do you want an extra shot with that? It's only $2!" Bartender. What person can refuse that!
	"I don't think we have time--we have to catch our plane." Me, to bartender at Chili's in Vegas airport. "I can give you to go cups--you can take it to the gate with you--you're in Vegas." Bartender. Vegas rules!
	"After the 5th shot the world gets distorted. Tequila creates lunacy." Fern
	"I can drink more Parton than Cuervo but I can't drink it forever." Fern
	"I'm a potato whore." Shannon
	"I don't know--I am germy." Stacy with a cold.
	"I get eaten a lot." Stacy, on using bug repellent.
	"I'm on a restricted bottle ordering diet. It's cheaper." Stacy
	"I'm not drunk but I'm walking drunk." Stacy
	"Where's your bucket?" Me, about a big frozen drink in Key West. "I don't know but I miss my bucket--I'm thirsty." Colleen
	"What's in a mind eraser?" Me "I don't remember." Colleen, being serious.
	"It's capital D dirty." Fern on key lime pie dipped in chocolate on a stick.
	"It's phe-fuckin-nominal." Shannon's statement.
	"We're gonna need a lot of visual pleasure since my stomach won't be getting much tonight." Stacy, on eating.
	"Maybe that's why I was shaking--not enough alcohol in the beer." Colleen
	"Sometimes you gotta take four for the team." Colleen
	"I'm really mad cause I'm not drunk right now." Stacy
	"Are you even loopy?!" Me, to Mike out in Key West. "No. But it's not like I'm not trying! I had a shot and I'm drinking liquor." Mike, defending himself
	"We were having a competition for who was the biggest airhead this morning." Stacy, in her girls room in Key West. "I think it was a four way tie." Colleen
	"I hear ya ... we live a block from the train tracks. It's like a Sleep-Train Mattress Center commercial every few minutes starting around 5:30am." Matt D.'s response to my waking up to constant train noise.
	"Congratulations! Home ownership is quite an undertaking.....you will spend more time at home depot then ever imagined." Christy B.
	"Well, now we're neighbors, let us know if you need anything, tools, lawn mower, steam vacuum, husband, or whatever." Sunnyvale resident Sophia.
	"I guess you have to work to support a mortgage now, not just for beer money." Jerry, to me on buying a place.
	"Congratulations!! Just to catch up, are you and Mike engaged or married yet?" Gordon, in response to our buying a place email.
	"So this nice Polish girl goes online picks the first guy she sees on yahoo personals and gets married. Next she goes online and gets the first job she interviews for. The internet Gods like her." Gordon, on his wife Ola.
	"I've hit an all time low. I'm watching simple life." Nicki
	"I am looking forward to our first cooking class (and a guided tour through the Coke Museum of Sunnyvale!)." Gisela, post our move in.
	"Thanks again for helping me becoming a successful bridal shower's guest." Gisela, on winning the first bridal shower game she played.
	"Tomorrow, I will finally get an answer to 'So I think I can (jazz) dance.' Very exciting!" Gisela, on trying my dance class.
	"Still a lot of guys drinking beer after work on the street, kind of like King of the Hill..." Jerry, on living in the suburbs of Chicago.
	"U need to come down soon so we can get drunk n eat chili fries!" Ro's text to me.
	"Tomorrow, I get my hair highlighted..can NOT wait. Need to look decent in the post-baby pics!" Steph
	"Just living with someone makes me feel like I'm not drinking alone. Sometimes I want to put booze in a squirt bottle and just roam around and squirt it in my mouth." Nicki
	"Don't you believe in spreading things out?" Kevin on moving into new place and getting engaged a week after.
	"You're hopping on this adult band wagon very fast." Kimi
	"I better go before we get kicked out of the store since I have two 2 year olds and they are taking things off the shelves right now." Kevin
	"We have the prettiest rings ever!" Ro "Good I can come to this house and drink free soda and air conditioning." Dad, on Mike and I's place.
	"I don't want to ruin Eve's fun engagement email with stories of babies throwing up in the car (and Kevin going to Walgreens for Lysol) so I'll leave out the details." Leslie's trip to Monterey over the weekend
	"See you (and the pretty ring) soon!" Kimi
	"Eve - I will have to make arrangements to see you and your ring. I can't wait 3 weeks!" LesliE
	"We just wasted a lot of drinks that's what we did." Ro about us drinking more than her at Nola's
	"How are you doing today? Hey, stop looking at your ring! Ha! I love that I can call you engaged lady now!" Mers
	"I'd have to shave." John, on wearing a G-string to the company group pool party. "I could french braid my ass!" Matt
	"I love all the prettiness that comes with weddings! The flowers, dresses, delicious looking food - all so much fun!" Mers
	"Cleveland & I couldn't be happier unless we were clams at high tide." Leigh Anne
	"In fact, there's something energizing about this kind of experience. Makes you feel alive, but without the typical life-endangerment that usually comes things like mountain climbing, downhill skiing, bobsledding, or any other things that create this feeling of 'being alive.'" James on getting nervous about calling a girl.
	"American Kobe beef--doubt they take as much pride in massaging the cows like the Japanese but it wad good none the less." Mark
	"I'm sure you're really excited - probably almost as excited as I am that training camp starts saturday! and it's been a whole week since any bengals were arrested, woo-hoo!" Bengals Mike
	"I get to see you AND your rock tomorrow!" Lisa
	"I've decided that all of the emails I write to you are about the best journal I've been keeping." James
	"I have more music than God." Matt D
	"We went to the picnic at Vasona Park on Saturday and then spent yesterday doing domestic drudgery." Matt D
	"Any more thoughts?" Me "Nope, I'm usually only good for one significant thought per day." Daniel about a topic we were talking about.
	"Old men trying to do too much with too much sun and booze, and not enough sleep. All pretty standard really." David on annual guy's weekend
	"POOR POOR Steph!" Kel on Steph being 1 week overdue

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