"How was your 4th?" Me "Quiet. My stomach wouldn't let me get drunk :::-(" Payless Eric
	"You want to get dinner tonight?" Ebs "Where would you like to go? Japanese?" Me "Ummm... Not really had a lot of Sansi in Maui. Yeah more of the unfiltered sake but still." Ebs
	"I dunno–just not dairy and wheat." Me, on dinner choices. "How about a place with bread pudding!!!? I love that stuff!!" Mark trying to push my buttons.
	"Did you have a tequila shot?" Me, to Mark about Stopher and Jo's wedding. "Does three count?" Mark
	"I think that was the night you bit Mike and left..." Mark, to me.
	"I actually started a trend at work and we got in trouble. They sent out a corporate e-mail and everything." Niff, on wearing flip flops to work.
	"I think you already have a strapless bra here if that helps." Niff. on packing.
	"Would it be bad for you if we all did the purity test?" Me, to Niff. "Well it is a long history." Niff
	"Was fun but breezy and cold. But I got to eat a soft pretzel so that made me happy." Mers on being in the city.
	"Awesome weekend at home." Steph on her holiday weekend
	"We started feeding Kali cereal which is fun. We give her a sippy cup of water too." LesliE
	"How is everything going?" Melty "Was good. How about you?" Me "I'm god." Melty. Oh really?
	"Is there anyone more inept than you?" David, on me thinking about going white water rafting.
	"I know a guy who works for the water company up there. You need more flow, less flow–he could do it for you." David
	"Mt View is the best–they have the food." Dad, on locations to live in the area.
	"Why don't you get something to eat before you take off?" Me "Only the wheel of death to choose from." Mike "What?????" Me "Circle thing that you spin n pick the thousands of calorie snack you want." Mike
	"It's going like hot dogs." Dad
	"Wait, I thought you just had your period?" Dad, to me. "Yeah, like 30 days ago?!?" Mom, making fun of him.
	"Yeah we have to do the sis ho thing." Niff, to me, on my upcoming visit.
	"Be careful. A girl traveling alone who smiles that much has secrets." Pilot on plane to me while boarding.
	"We know you have a choice of bankrupt airlines when you fly..." Same nutty United pilot.
	"How can you be so anti-sauce when I'm so saucy?" My sister, to me.
	"Dude, we have to do all of our fooding and be buzzed by 6:30." Niff's Summerfest planning.
	"It gives a whole new meaning to a hole." Late night silly me
	"My hair's a mess." Abbie, waking up abruptly and sitting up in her bed Saturday morning.
	"What would you do if you won a million dollars?" Me "Go shopping. Buy earrings and stuff." 8 year old niece Abbie.
	"I always know when I'm gonna get a quote–I can just tell." Niff
	"Do you still have the list? I'm at the age when I forget people." Niff
	"Do you have some non come back me stuff for the non sun people?" Me "Here, I'll compromise: you can have 8." Niff. on sunblock.
	"Oh the ice cream truck's here. Yeay! Oh, I didn't bring any dollars." Niff, at the pool. "That's a Cingular ring tone." Mike
	"I need a travellin drink–I don't think I can go dry that long." Niff, going to another booth at Summerfest. "Can I clone myself? I need more hands..." Laurie
	"Are you anti spout? I love the spout squirting in my mouth." Niff, on water bottles.
	"What are you doing?" Matt "I'm driving a beer bottle." My nutty sis
	"Abbie's like a mini us but she's blonde." Niff, to me.
	"Someone threw away a whole bottle of genuine draft." Matt "That's alcohol abuse." Mike
	"I really was meant to be a rock star but I can't sing." Mike, at the Collective Soul concert.
	"I couldn't be happier if I was twins." Mike, finally being able to see the band at the Collective Soul concert.
	"Are you having fun?" Dad "Yeah, I'm eating a lot." Me "Are you fat? Dad "I dunno." Me "That's ok, I'll roll you home." Dad
	"Would you like a bag for that sir?" Walgreens guy "No, that's not mine." Guy refusing my intimate products.
	"i love you better than ice cream i relly relly do." Abber's super sweet text to me.
	"Usually when I have cheese stuff I get sick but I'm not." Me "Maybe you can only have cheese in Wisconsin." Niff's answer
	"That sounded just like Abbie what you just said." Niff "Well I was born before her." Me "And me before that." Niff
	"How was milk-cocky." Payless "Huh?" Me "Milwaukee." Eric
	"Hope you are doing well and still in love!" Malters' e-mail to me.
	"So you've left the 94024 and now live in the 95118, I don't know if I've ever known anybody in the 5118! :)" Ebs
	"$600K for you will be about $3200 for interest only (wild guess). Plus $250 HOA, $500 tax, $35 h2o and $60 PG&E. The rest are the usual phones, food, noodles, noodles and noodles..." Dad's take on everyday living finances.
	"Let's congratulate each other on how lucky we are the next time we see each other!!!!!!!!!!" Kimberly, on us being extra schmoopy about our boyfriends.
	"I know this is super, super late but I just learned how to upload/download/whateverload." Mers' Ofoto note.
	"I didn't know about the stunts part in sleepy hollow... more useless depp trivia to add to my head!" Tripper on an e-mail forward I sent him about Johnny.
	"Aaahhhh, the single life. Traveling every weekend. Sounds fun." Mrs. Le
	"On one of the songs the low background vocals totally reminded me of one of your songs." Me on Collective Soul vs SideLines "Are the songs close enough that we can sue them?" Klemmster
	"Dear Hanttula Hotels Guest, We have reserved a room for you at our Norman, Oklahoma location during the first weekend in August. IMPORTANT: YOU MUST CONFIRM YOUR RESERVATION!" Freak Daniel's e-mail.
	"Man we're going to have fun. I'm going to make you a poker pro before you go home!" Daniel, on his upcoming birthday
	"Oooh I just made July." Shannon, on having our picture taken when out for drinks while she was here.
	"SF martinis can be $14." Me "Geez, at those prices, they should come with a hooker." Daniel
	"I want to see Leslie eat a real 100% beef burger!" Eric, on lunch plans "I'll do it, I'll do it :)" Veggie Leslie R.
	"Is there hunger among us?" David
	"I'm so hungry I could get my money's worth today." David, on Fresh Choice.
	"I've been craving Napa lately. It is yummy and pretty and romantic." Mers
	"My knee went out at softball last night. It was bound to happen. Now both my dog and I are limping around." Hope
	"Geez I'm really typing like a serial killer today." Nicki
	"Rodd is a tard." Leslie R, on him not coming to our lunch. "I prefer cerebrally challenged." Rodd "Tomaaaaato Tomoto." Leslie R
	"I was in charge of bathing the girls, which was an absolute circus." Steph, on babysitting 3 of her nieces.
	"It was actually a really fun event to be at. If I was single, I think I would start hanging out at those events...there are some pretty good looking guys." Steph, on watching her husband in a triathlon.
	"Hey there big ben. How's it goin?" Me "Tired. Long day. Still at office. Had to leave dinner at Chili's to take a call an hour and a half ago. j/k. It wasn't at chilis." Business travelin Yedders
	"No closets!!!!!!!!! But a fireplace. I guess I can burn my clothes..." Kathi, on a tiny apartment
	"Little too early for the beach ball?" Dave, to Laurie at work before 10am. "Its never too early for beach ball fun." Me
	"Eeeevers. What's new? How you doin?" Doodle "Not much. I'm good. How r u????" Me "By 'not much' you mean just the normal trips every weekend thing, correct?" Knows me well Doodles.
	"Well if I’d lay off the coke (the red canned variety)!!" Tami, on having to have more dental work.
	"Please save 'fun, drinking too much and grabbing her friends Eve' for when you get here!!!!" Daniel
	"Seriously though, I'm glad you're OK. I don't know what I'd do without my Evers. The butter to my nutter." Daniel on me being very sickly one day.
	"Man you need to update your quotes. Going to your site right now is like stepping into the past." Daniel, intolerant of quotes even less than a few weeks old.
	"I know the room is hot but you won't be sore tomorrow." Corie "Is it kind of like hot yoga?" Me "No, those people are just crazy." Corie
	"Do you wanna see charlie and the chocolate factory?" My IM "I don't date girls who have boyfriends. Wanna see dark water?" Payless Eric's
	"BUZZ!!!" Payless Eric on IM "Yes???????" My response "I'm buzz'd." Eric, at work around 4pm. "4reals?" Me "No not really." Eric
	"Spencer's sister is still visiting and my family will be joining us as well ~ lots of family action." Steph, on her weekend.
	"Well, I am so glad to know that you all believe me now about the hot room!! We did work really hard and yet, so little consequence afterwards!" Dance teacher Corie on not being as sore after her class.
	"I shouldn't be surprised, I suppose, that one of the most fun nights I've had in Hong Kong was with Americans and foreigners or some kind." James
	"Will make an effort to get to work. Or go buy some really strong coffee." Hung over James.
	"Sometimes I'd rather not deal with people and live on an island--with my tv and good food." Melancholy me
	"That's a long day for you–going straight from work to the airport." Aunt Kathy, not realizing a one hour flight to Orange County is probably the shortest travelin Friday I have!
	"I can't convince you to have any Glen Ellen? It's pretty good wine for 99 cents." Aunt Kathy, to me one night.
	"My eyes are getting heavy after that wine. I like to be doped up before I go to bed." Grandma Elsie, after her glass of Arbor Mist (with sugar she added, mind you).
	"You're not saving the shoes for the wedding? You're lucky I'm not a bridezilla! Ha ha j/k." Ro
	"Just bought a whole bunch of cute junk at Target for $200! I need my credit cards taken away!" Shopaholic Ro's text.
	"So you ended up with a nice boy after all of those guys you went with [she lists some out]--strange." Grandma Elsie to me.
	"Tell Mike hi and he's getting the best girl." Grandma Elsie
	"You look so beautiful. I hope you don't get fired today looking so nice." Aunt Kathy, to me, on my way out to work in the morning.
	"See you at your wedding!" Aunt Kathy, saying goodbye and getting a bit ahead of herself.
	"When will you know me–when I'm dead? You think after 30 years a husband would know what his wife likes." Mom, while eating dinner.
	"Did you get engaged???" Mers, seeing a diamond ring on my right hand.
	"Be brave my friends. If you wish, you may proceed but these pictures are not for the faint of heart. You might just crack a smile." Dice's e-mail with new twin son photos.
	"I just went out and picked up dinner for Grandpa. He always wants to eat." Aunt Diana. Oooh it musg run in the family! 8-)
	"I can't believe I have been married for 3 years. Even more, I can't believe it has been 3 years since my bach party. I would LOVE LOVE to do that again :-)" Steph
	"Grandpa is going to buy me a latop for my 60th...Isn't that neat... I was going to buy one anyway." Dad, all excited.
	"One week and 2 days from today! (We'll be at Chik-fil-a!!!!!!)" Daniel
	"'I'm not even going to have chik-fil-a or pizza until then!!!! (And that's saying a lot, I'm super craving them both now!)" Daniel, on holding out until his birthday party weekend.
	"Hello this is me. I drive hours for food. Even fly to different states and countries for it." Me "I'd walk to Arizona (nearest one) for a Round Table Pizza!" Daniel
	"If people know what we were talking about, that's very scandelous!" Daniel
	"I feel like I should buy all of you lap dances just for coming out here!" Daniel, on his upcoming birthday in Oklahoma.
	"I made new groups. The groups r china girls slavaish girls amarican girls boys and yahoo help." Abbie's IM re-organization. "What am I????" ME "China." Abs "What would you be?" Me "amarcan china german italen girl." Abbers
	"i g2g luv cuddle buddys say hi to mike." Super cute 8 year old niece Abbie.
	"Hi lady." My IM "LADY!!!!!!" Boston Stacy's reply to start our convo.
	"How have you been?" Me "Wicked busy... We have our quarterly review next week, so my eyes are crossing - too much excel!" East coast Lady
	"You called?" My IM "I did..." Mark "No msg." Me "No I never add MSG..." Silly Mark
	"Eve, I haven't watching tv in more than 2 weeks! My life's too busy." Kathi "You better get on that!" Me
	"Yeah. I am glad to be back. It hits a little too close to home. Had no clue what was happening in London. Was just peeping the birds and noticed all the cops and sirens." Yed in London during the attacks.
	"What's the word on blackouts? I am in the dark on that. (No pun intended)" Rick on rumor about Niner games this season.
	"Kell just called to tell me that Carter was an angel today...so, she is sure he will be an 'asshole' tomorrow. She is so Miranda on Sex and the City." Steph
	"I'm dreaming of someday getting a TiVo." Kevin H

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