"I think that's why we all get along–we're all crazy." Eric, to Leslie and me.
	"Someday I just want to be quoted for saying something smart." Leslie R.
	"Maybe it's time to turn my shorts inside out." Leslie R., trying to entertain herself in line at Great America.
	"It's like milking a cow with Vaseline." Chris, on setting up Nicki's TV.
	"I haven't been dancing in years. That was fun in a warped kind of way." Jean, after a night out.
	"I need you." Some random guy, to Jean, at a bar in Los Gatos. "I need you too. I need you to take your hands off my ass." Jean
	"I'm not in the mood, I have white pants on." Jean, on beating up girls at a bar in Los Gatos.
	"That's the best thing I've said in years–you have to quote that." Jean
	"She can dance like a rock star or a porn star depending on the occasion." Loeby, telling her friend about me.
	"I am done with my PJ conf. call." Silly dad working at home.
	"If it wasn't a Tuesday, the in-laws weren't in town and I wasn't launching a whole new product brand tomorrow, I would totally come!" Austin Suz, on joining us girls at the CA Jessica concert.
	"Today is the best day ever! I don't even care about work." Steph, the day of the Jessica Simpson concert–she's a big fan.
	"Sorry I didn't text you back. I'm on text arrest." Anjali, trying not to text message too much on her shared plan.
	"Are you home?" My IM to Dad "No, I am at work." His response "Hey, do you know I am actually here in the family room??" Dad, 20 minutes into the chat later. "Are you serious?" Me "No joke. I was kidding man. I am HERE not far from you." Dad, being silly.
	"Yo fellow vampire." Victor's IM to me around midnight one night.
	"We gotta stop being such fancy food sluts!!!" Ro, to me, on us liking fancy SF restaurants.
	"I am so in on the next outing to the Saddlerack. I had some legendary times there in college. We all use to get wasted and ride the bull." Steph
	"I've been tracking everyone's arrival, so they can share cabs.. etc. Don't think I'm too nerdy ;o) I stole the file from my friend Fern for Key West, and colored it for girls." Stacy, on an Excel file to keep track of our Vegas girls trip logistics.
	"What's with the bag of carbs?" Michael, to me and Laurie carrying bags of chips.
	"I'm in heaven." Nicki's text, sitting 6th row at the Harry Connick Jr concert.
	"Man Harry is hot! I can see his butt!" Nicki, all excited at the beginning of the Harry concert.
	"Yay - the secret official tour. I'll work out secret beverages." Hope, on LesliE's place before a concert.
	"To quote New Kids sorta: hang(in) tough. Gonna be ok." Leslie R. being supportive to me in a musical lyrical text message kinda of way–key to my heart. :-)
	"Don't feel bad for telling people how you feel cause that's how you are–you say how you feel. It's a good thing. Many people pay a lot of money for that in therapy." Nicki, reassuring me.
	"Oh my god this is taking longer than life itself!" Nicki, on packing to move.
	"No, but I'm sure we could come up with a list if we wanted to though." Me, on Lisa offering to punch people for me. "Let's do that. It's more fun than this stupid call." Lisa, on IM during a work conference call.
	"Is someone bugging you? Can I punch someone?" Loeby to me.
	"Did I reply yet? Just in case I have not yet, Here is a haiku. The photos were good, The quotes were even better, Will Smith stole my line." Jason's e-mail to me.
	"I like this–I can see her fingers." Dad, on our Dianna Krall seats at Davies Symphony Hall.
	"It's not a knock off–it's an homage." Sylvia, on Harry Connick Jr being compared to Frank Sinatra.
	"Wanna go to a slurp shop?" Fernando, to me, on a noodle house.
	"That's like way hella mad wicked crazy dawg fo schizzel dude." The random phrase we (Doodle, Suga, Ro and I)came up with combining a lot of popular ones from East Coast to West Coast.
	"That was a very good meal–it takes a lot to get the very good meal comment." My foodie cousin RoHo, after dinner at Tartare.
	"How's my favorite palindrome?" Daniel's opening IM to me one morning.
	"We like trying vodkas." Stacy, to the waiter at a Japanese restaurant in La Jolla.
	"You sucked that?!?!" Me, to Stacy, on the rum used for the fire in the middle of our group drink.
	"I was looking for a strong drink all night and this is it." Stacy, on her mai tai at a bar in San Diego's gaslamp area.
	"Yeah man. I have been waiting ALL year to have a date with my favorite." Dad, to me, on our Diana Krall concert date.
	"That's not enough sleep!" Me to Victor on staying up til 4am and getting up at 7am. "It's not. I'm running on fumes...but running. :-)" His response
	"That's called ghettoshop is what that's called." Mark, on cropping a photo that shows a part of someone else's face.
	"Liver Enzyme Testing Tonight (AKA Thursday Drunkards)." Victor's e-mail subject
>	"How are you? Do you go anywhere this week end?" Grandma's initial IM to me
	"Oh the fun filled filth of KW. Good pictures, good memories, good times. See you next year." Ross' e-mail to me post trip.
	"Southwest is the Greyhound of the airline industry." David
	"Hope u r having a good eve... I always do! :-)" Nicki being cute and punny in a text to me.
	"Did you see the photos from the weekend?" Daniel, to me "No, sorry–not yet." My response "That's Ok, I just sent it 30 seconds ago. You can laugh at it whenever you like." Daniel's response.
	"What are you doing Friday?" Me, to Stacy "Waiting for you." Stacy, my peanut. Awwww :-)
	"I'm gonna get me some funk." Leslie, after our club hip hop class.
	"I'm dance challenged." Leslie at the start of our club hip hop class. So not true by the way!
	"Hey would you like to go to a new fancy schmancy SF restuarant next Mon?" Me, to Doodle "Baring it being a canibalistic eatery, I'm in... Are we talking super spendy? ($50+)??" Doodle's response "Probably, but I don't know for sure–it's new." My answer "Well, sounds like fun. I'm down... We'll spend some money." Doodle
	"Can I pick you up?" My lovely Peanut, to me.
	"The fact that I'd have to sell a kidney and a few testicles to pay rent." Scotty, on what makes N. CA unlivable.
	"You're very brave for wearing that so close." Waitress, to Daniel wearing a Microsoft shirt, at BJs (next door to Apple's headquarters).
	"It's harassment cause the ass is what you grab." Daniel, on pronunciation.
	"Give him his $40 back." Tiff, to Bob on a $20 round of dice vs Daniel that tied and went double. "Why would I do that? I just won it. If you want to give him $40 that's fine." Bob, putting the money in his wallet.
	"Do you have my best interests in mind?" Tiff, to Daniel's brother who was giving her dice advice.
	"As long as it doesn't come with red wine, I like it." Daniel, to Tiff, post Tiff's big spit splash across the table event.
	"All of them are crazy–either on speed or sugar or something." Tiff, on her visiting kid relatives.
	"She's not really a cuddler so I try to get in all the cuddling I can." Me, about Nicki "That's a new definition of cuddling." Bryan, on me and Nicki all close at the Counting Crows concert.
	"I want a margarita..." Nine months pregnant Malty, longingly.
	"I said I'd have a shot for each person who comes." Daniel, on his Chevy's visit night.
	"She doesn't need to be awake." Daniel, on his wife and getting it on. "Or around." Prego Malty gettin in on the trash talkin fun.
	"If you do it earlier I'll stay." Bryan "Sounds like my wife." Daniel
	"Scotty, do you want a purple hooter?" Daniel "Let's get it on." Scott's response
	"It's everything I wanted in a phone and a woman." Daniel
	"It's so sweet you feel like your whole teeth is falling off." Dad, on a See's candy bon bon.
	"You are a good screamer." Mikey, the day after the concert, to me about my reaction to seeing our tickets.
	"That's what he said, but I believe it when you say it cause you're a girl and girls are smarter." Mers, on me vs her boyfriend.
	"He's like godfather to my non-children best friend." Mikey, on Rich.
	"We're hella close and stuff." Mikey, still not able to get over our great seats.
	"You feel weird things when you're this excited." Mikey, at the Sarah concert
	"You're in front of the speakers." Yed, shaking his head in audio superiority disapproval.
	"We're so freakin close dude." Me, to Mikey on our FIRST row seats to see my favorite singer, Sarah McLaughlan.
	"But we're off to the side." Mikey, being silly on seeing our seat locations in the first row.
	"Boy I could use a drink! Happy this week is over." Mark's status. :-)
	"I had a stomach ache for three days... but it was worth it." Sylvia, on eating Amber India's buffet lunch.
	"Friday, I'm not in love." Yahoo IM status message for Leslie R (aka crazy Cure fan) one Friday
	"Our stock is down, so that must mean you're not shopping as much." Stopher, to me, about Banana Republic
	"I'm calling him 003 1/2." Daniel, James Bond fanatic, on expecting a new baby boy.
	"Surviving but not happy about it." Jason, on going back to normal life sans his three girl companions after our trip.
	"Why work" Shannon's e-mail subject to me the day after we got back from Key West. :-)
	"Isn't it funny that the dumb ones are always the most quotable? Mike Tyson, Lou Gehrig, Dan Qualye, Bush..." Texting Jason
	"Drink it up last chance!" Nicki's text to me in 1st class on the way home from FL.
	"They were normal people whose conversation in the office mostly revolved around vacations and good food. Just as it should." Marian Keyes line in the great fun book I was reading on the plane "Last Chance Saloon."
	"I hope to see you next weekend." Me, to Stacy. "Where are we going?" Stacy "In San Diego!" Me, telling her she simply had to stay in the city she lives in. "You can have your seat back. On the slow bus." Jason, to Stacy
	"U as in underwear. Y as in why not?" Stacy, reciting her confirmation code to the airline rep.
	"At 2 o'clock in the morning that rocks. Awesome." Jason, on us three girls dancing in our wet bikinis in his living room.
	"What's going on here?" Stacy, about the random freaky people dancin in West Palm "I dunno. I love Mondays." Jason, just happy with the company of us three girls out with him in his town that night.
	"I have a confession to make. Those drinks I ordered us were doubles." Stacy, to me
	"That was my butt that set it off." Stacy, to the person on the other end of the elevator speakercom.
	"What's a turnpike?" Me, on the FL road we were on. "It's an expensive freeway." Stacy "It's a not so freeway." Jason
	"I love coming out of toll booths–it's like Pole Position all over again." Kid boy driver Jason
	"I can't figure out if I'm the smartest dumb person or the dumbest smart person you'll ever meet." Jason
	"Just imagine how boring this would be driving back by yourself." Me, to Jason, while us girls were being silly singing to the radio. "Just for the record, at no point was I complaining." Happy Camper Jason
	"Hi Kim, it's me. I want to know why you're my dumbest friend. Call me back." Stacy, to Kim's voice mail.
	"This trip just gets better and better." Jason on Krissy feeding him grapes while he's driving.
	"These are dirty by the way. We could wash them in Malibu." Stacy on the grapes all of us were eating in the car. "Ooooh, that sounds good." Me
	"I think people are way too willing to be unhappy." Jason
	"My aunt has better stories than me. I'm competing with 20 years of hard drugs–I've got nothing on her." Jason on his Key West pirate aunt.
	"I don't want dirty whores giving me a lap dance. Just you, but you're not a whore." Stacy, on strip clubs. "I'm not dirty or a whore. I'm a clean non whore." Me
	"That kid's like a freakin parrot. You say anything and he repeats it verbatim." Jason, about Tim.
	"What's the game plan?" Jason, the day we're supposed to drive to West Palm Beach. "You're taking three girls home with you." Me "You came alone and you're leaving with three women." Stacy "I don't know about you Tim, but I had a great weekend." Jason
	"I think about Seinfeld at least three times a day." Krissy
	"I just like that someone got kicked out–it makes for a better story." Jason, on one of our rooms of friends getting tossed from the hotel.
	"Were you there at the alligator drink place?" Krissy, to JRock. "Yeah. I bought you a drink!" JRock
	"You're cool as ass. That's three levels to the highest compliment." Tim, to me "What's at the top?" Me "Cool as booty." Tim's reply
	"I dunno–I'm an idiot." Jason, on why he asked for a certain drink he didn't like.
	"We went through all of that just to put up a red, white, and blue parachute." Parasail guys fixing a problem with the last chute on the 4th of July "We're all British!" Jason, joking. "Well, there goes our tips." The crew
	"That's a fun fight picker." Shannon, on some comment.
	"You're not in Vegas and it's not 2001" Krissy angrily scolding a random guy on the streets in Key West after a night out.
	"Isn't tomorrow the day we kick your ass?" Shannon, to one of the British Navy guys.
	"I'm unofficially in heaven right now: ice cream and two beautiful women." Jason, a night in Key West.
	"That was mad good." Shannon
	"It wasn't just the Hello Kitty." Stacy, on Shannon's underwear.
	"They'll be no climbing of coconut or banana trees tonight." Stacy, not wanting to repeat the Spiderwoman activities of the night before.
	"I was whimpering this morning." Ross, hurting one day after the first night out. "But how was your hangover?" Me trying to be funny.
	"Show me your nipples!" Jake, to every girl in our group by the pool.
	"If you keep standing like that someone's gonna go between your legs." One of our Key West guys to me while I was standing in the pool. :-o
	"It's all about putting the toys together." Fern, on the blow up monkey and innertube in our Key West pool.
	"Happy 4th of July! What part of the world are you in now?" Aussie James' text to me.
	"Have fun in Margaritaville!" Hope's text to me pre-Key West trip.
	"I think we have a higher chance of meeting at the airport than for lunch!" Cheekers to me

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