"Are you still grrrring?" Niff, on my IM status message that's been up for a while.

"What's J. Jill?" Me, to Dad
"Daughter of J. J Crew." Dad

"When you see the green, you know you're in trouble." Dad, about thai hot peppers.

"Hey, you need to market me out. Find me a hot (smart) chick! Or a smart (hot) chick. Or a nice (smart) chick (who'se kinda hot)." Matt, to me.

"Did you see this?" Suzy, sending me the link to the article reporting that Macromedia and Adobe have settled their law suits against each other.
"See, we're friends. Fun friends and now corporate friends. :-)" Me, to Suzy

"Do you have anything alcoholic?" Me, to Bob, at his place.
"Do I have anything alcoholic? Is the Pope Catholic?!?!" Bob's response.

"The captain is what kept me from calling you back last night." Eric

"My husband's a ranger, so I have to stay on the trails." Cori, while on a little hike with me.

"First spill on the new floor!" Bob, on his new huge kitchen tiles.

"I gotta go dance, I'll call you later." Eric, while out in SB.

"If you want to watch tv, just let me know. I'll take off the plastic." Bob, to me.

"I forgot that this is one of those places where they box your food for you instead of you doing it yourself." Jen, at the Cheesecake Factory
"Yes, this is a classy establishment." Bob, while picking up a piece of meatloaf with his fingers and putting it in his mouth.

"Can't a man curb in peace?" Yedders' response on asking him to come to an event.

"I'm a professional instant messenger." Eve

"I miss stalking so much!" Steph online.

"I don't care about investments right now. I just want to have fun, dammit!" Anjali, on renting vs buying a place.

"It'll be super fun. Oh, no–you're contagious!" Anjali, to me.

"I don't want to date her, but she's super rad." James

"I can't wait to party with you guys at the wedding." The new Leslie after Vegas. ;-)

"Will there be a trampoline at your wedding, or just donkey rides?" Kelly, to Steph.

"I'm so lacking in my dance friends fix!!" Mers, on not being to dance in like FOREVER!

"We're not friends right now." Steph's way of saying she's in a fight with someone.

"I REALLY do believe we are the funnest people EVER!!" Steph

"I don't work anymore...all I am going to do is look at the pics over and over to try to bring me back to that fun place :)" Steph, on the Vegas photos of her party.

"We are so fun!" Classic Steph's friends.

"I just completely lost all productivity and laughed my ass off for like 20 minutes!" Suzy, on seeing our Vegas bachlorette weekend pics.

"EVE - YOU RULE (even though you work for Adobe) :)!" Suzy.

"Kimi doesn't love her dance friends anymore." Steph, on Kimi not making it to dance for months!

"You just won $200 million, what are you going to do now?" Marcus' question.
"Ex. I'm going to Disneyland is not an acceptable answer. I'm going to buy Disneyland is." His guidelines for answers.

"We'll have to eat Ramen for the next year, but that's ok, it's quite a floor." Bob, on remodeling his place.

"I was such a nightmare." Classic Steph

"This is the worst job to have a headache. You can't spin or hear the music." Corie
"You just have to live in a bubble." Me
"Believe me, I do." Corie

"I just want to make sure you're not leaving until you get that damn fish out of my car." Marcus, on getting me fish from Alaska. ;-)

"I'm so looking forward to my next vacation." Marcus, on the day he got back to work after a 2 week vacation.

"I'm making a strong comeback–check it out! I've been vertical for a while and doing OK." Steph, after lying on the floor for a bit in the Las Vegas airport waiting for our plane to board.

"Oh, Steph! You're supposed to drink your water, not spill it on the floor!" Leslie, to Steph at the airport.

"I bet I get wanded before we get on the plane–maybe even frisked!' Mers, all excited.

"I can't wait for Ofoto." Steph, on my millions of pictures I took on the Vegas bachlorette party trip.

"What am I, 60???" Steph, with her Imodium in the airport.

"Diversity's good, but not with alcohol." Kimi's words of wisdom.

"I think everyone needs an ass shot." Kimi, on Leslie's photo of the back of her cool J.Lo pants.

"Does everyone remember when Eve slapped me last night?" Suzy

"American rules!" Me, talking like Steph after the Vegas weekend. American had no check in line on Sunday afternoon and Southwest's was out of control.

"I lost it, I'm done, let's go." Suzy, on her quarters she used at the slot machines.

"Sticky rules!" Steph, on her izone sticky photos Leslie took.

"You cannot put that in there, it even looks worse that I feel." Steph, on her morning after picture Leslie put in her book.

"We had the best waitresses ever!" Steph

"My proudest moment was taking a shot with that other bachlorette." Steph, on the other bachlorette who so did not rule.

"I love the white pants." Steph
"Dude, they're ruined." Suzy

"I've never seen you drink so many of other people's drinks. You're like a drink disposal." Suzy, to Steph.

"Steph threw up a lot, so we had to open another water." Suzy, on one of those $4 bottles of water they evily place in your room.

"For some reason, my ass hurts." Kimi, on Sunday morning.

"I'm having an alka seltzer picnic." Steph, sitting on the floor of the bathroom on Sunday morning.

"Maybe I'll do something crazy like put a quarter in a slot machine." Leslie, on what to do on Sunday.

"Bachelor, you rule!" Me, to Phi after he got my cover and a drink at Baby's in the Hard Rock.

"You work at Intel?" Me, to the bachelor
"Yeah." The Bachelor Phi
"Oooh, Intel Inside. Do, do, do, do." Me

"Omigosh, I didn't know there was a dance club here." One of the guys
"How lame are you??" Me

"But do you have a lazy river?" Kimi, to one of the guys showing her the awesome Hard Rock pools.

"I hate your comany, but I like you." Suzy, who works for Macromedia.

"You're wife so doesn't know about this." Me, to Ryan, on our group partying with them in on a Saturday night.

"You got to watch it–some people don't drink!" Bill, when our group was talking to random people in the elevator at the Hard Rock.
"Well, they're staying at the wrong hotel!" Kase

"Hi Spencer!" Guys from a bachlor party at the table next to us at Pink Taco, when we were taking a photo with Steph.

"I wouldn't let my wife come to the Hard Rock. Vegas is OK, but not the Hard Rock." Ryan, on of the guys we met at Pink Taco.

"Don't do it! I've had 18 great years of marriage." Random older guy to Steph.
"But you said they were great." Steph
"I've been married for 39 years," Guy

"Once I'm drunk it'll be better." Steph, on wearing the crown out.

"That's a framer." Steph, on a good photo.

"Let me see me with my cute purse." Hope

"That's the best $12 I've ever spent in Vegas." Steph, on the tube for the lazy river at the Monte Carlo pool.

"I'm buying a freakin' raft!" Steph, at the Monte Carlo pool .

"I'm a bad eater. I never eat my food, I just order it." Hope

"Looks like I've got the ugly shoes on." A random lady in the elevator with a few of us.

"Dude, I woke up naked." Steph

"I'm in no condition to learn a new game." Steph, in the casino at 4am after a full night out.

"It's stressful when it's your own drama, but it's entertaining when it's somebody else's." Hope

"Parliament's rule!" Steph

"No shoes, no shirt, no service." One of us, to Suzy, who took off her hurting shoes in the Bellagio and got busted.

"I like the carpet–it's way spicy." Shannon

"No, go away.  I'm buying us all shots!" Stephanie, to some of us approaching the bar.

"I'm a great maller. The great mall kicks ass." Steph

"E-V-E buys the real shit." Steph, on my purses and stuff.

"She's my hipness consultant." Steph, about Elyse.

"Mom! You have the big purse." Someone
"If Kelly's our mom, we're in trouble." Steph

"Tram riders rule!" Steph, on the Monte Carlo/Bellagio tram

"Give those to the two girls, not the annoying guy." Me, to the waitress, directing where the shots should go.
"Of course not." The waitress, totally understanding.
"What can I say? Not everyone can be as cool as we are." Me, to the waitress.

"The bride wouuld like more shots." Me, to the waitress.
"She can't drink by herself–who else wants some?" The cool waitress.

"I want more shots!" Steph, later Friday night.

"Leslie, he's signing my book!" Steph, all excited.
"I know, I gave it to him." Leslie

"In all fairness, shouldn't she pour a shot down our bachlor's throat?" Guy at the next table with a bachelor party at the brewery.
"I'm on it." Steph

"Dude, the waitress has to sign my book!" Steph, on the book Leslie gave her to document her bacholrette weekend in Vegas.

"I like how we're on our own biggest friends: we rule, we're fun, we're so cute." Steph

"I'm the best waitress you're ever gonna have." The waitress at the Monte Carlo Brewery, as she leans Steph back to give her a shot.

"Dude, the crown rules!!!" Steph, on one of her gifts.

"Omigod–deletion!!!" Steph, on a bad photo.

"Spence is going to send me to these parties all of the time." Steph, on her racy bachlorette gifts (some of which were searched by security in Hope's bag on the way to Vegas).

"Is Kimi dead?" Suzy, after all of us waiting for her for a while after her plan got diverted.

"I've never stayed there, but I've gambled here and I'm good here." Shannon, on the Monte Carlo hotel in Vegas.

"Like my fake Coach? This is my super fake. It's my $30 great mall special!" Steph

"I thought it was the hotel calling to tell us to be quiet, but then I was like 'Why would they call her cell phone?'" Suzy, when Shannon got a call on her cell.

"Dogs are nightmares. They're like babies, but worse cause you can't put diapers on them." Shannon

"Everyone stay where you are cause that's the only way we get good reception." Suzy, on the hotel clock radio.

"He carded me and called me sweetie, so I'm alright." Leslie, at the Monte Carlo bar when we got there.

"She's so organized. I just get drunk and don't care." Steph, on Leslie's book.

"Free Slurpies today at 7/11." Kevin, on July 11th.
"So I guess on April 11th we all get free calls to directory assistance." Kevin

"Thanks a lot Single T!!!!" Me, to Mat.
"No problem Palindrome." Mat, to Me (Eve)

"Ah, the palindrome chick!" Jonathan, Kevin's friend who just got married, meeting me for the first time.

"I'll just add this to my hardware to hit with a hammer when I'm mad pile." Boston Beach Lady

"Loopiness cut short." Niff, on the bars closing.

"There is no need for a dark place. Just be like me and keep on going." Niff, to Ryan, on relationships.

"That's your problem--you always say no. You have to learn to say yes." Niff, to me, on boys.