"What are you guys gonna talk about?" Me, to Mike when he was going to hang out with my dad. "Knowing him, something random." Mike, about my Dad.
	"I'm not good with the movie quotes." Me "What? You're good with all the other quotes." Shannon
	"He has a shitastic memory." Shannon
	"I'm quoted, my work here is done." Shannon
	"Our relationship is based on demeaning each other in front of our friends." Steve "Isn't it great?" Girlfriend Shan's response
	"So you know what peanut butter is?" Steve, ever since nicknamed "Peanut Butter." You had to be there.
	"You ok goin back?" Me, to Shan, when we were out after dinner. "Yeah. We're gonna have a sing off." Shannon
	"A couple more glasses and I'll try that one." Steve, about "More Than Words" on SingStar at our house.
	"That was the most fun I've had losing singing that song." Steve, about "Eye of a Tiger."
	"Sorry DJ. It’s probably better for you." Me, on his generals chicken not being deep fried. "If I have bad food, I want to go all out." DJ
	"Are you excited?" Me, about going to Sonoma for wine tasting. "I'd be excited if I could sleep 5 more hours." DJ
	"Are you gonna be happier now that you had crap food?" Me, after McDonlad's breakfast. "Probably." Mike
	"I'm a fast food and a 5 star girl and I'm not sure I could say which I like better." Me
	"This looks exactly like the game." Steve, going over the Golden Gate bridge for the first time thinking of Grand Theft Auto.
	"I like how you take nouns and make them adjectives." Shannon, to me.
	"He just took off half of his pants." Stacy, about Steve's adjustable garb.
	"Maybe they'll ask you to be the official chick-fil-a spokesperson and give us free chick-fil-a for life! :-)" DJ, after I wrote a Chick-Fil-A review.
	"I have flashbacks. It's like a Vietnam vet watching full metal jacket." Steve, about watching Top Chef.
	"This is gonna be a big weekend of yelping." Me, in Sonoma.
	"Did you see the bread vagina over there?" Mike :-O
	"I used to eat a loaf a day bread a day. It's like wine." Bread connoisseur Steve, when he was in full on baking mode.
	"I don't think I have friends that don't quote movies." Steve "Then I could be your friend, Eve not so much." Mike
	"Do they let you run around the grape fields?" Steve, in Sonoma.
	"I think I'm having a racial issue here cause I like every one but the pink one." Stacy, at Gloria Ferrer drinking sparkling wines.
	"Is there a feud between Sonoma and Napa?" Me, to guy at Ravenswood in Sonoma. "Where? Napa is where you buy car parts." Ravenswood guy
	"Ah the life of a high priced high tech ho." Matt, doing his designer thing.
	"Luv u!!! My wife, her legal husband, and my 16 year hubby are the most bestest!" Matt D
	"Did you notice we are down one minute?" Gisela, watching the gps' estimated arrival time.
	"You're just gonna have to work at it. It only gets easier." Eric to Gisela who was having her first milkshake and surprised at how thick it is to suck through a straw.
	"All I can offer you is a spork from KFC." More of Eric's moral shake support--getting his in case of emergency spork from his car.
	"There's banana bread." Me "There's bed too." Mike
	"I was the one who went to Costco and everything I got I couldn't wait to eat." Santa Barbara host Chris. Read the review of Chris and Christiane's hospitality.
	"Everything goes with bacon." Mike
	"There's something primal about meat grease." Eric
	"We suffer from space constraint, but not as much as Eric does." Mike about our kitchen.
	"I looked around. It wasn't in my comfort zone." Chris, on a sketchy taco joint.
	"We had ash all around--everything looks hazy, but the moon looked cool." Eric on the fires in Santa Cruz.
	"Triage here: first pay bills then go to Santa Barbara, then respond to evite." Eric
	"The beer's in the brown fridge, the wines in the other fridge." Chris' alcohol orientation to their place.
	"We never do that--you're just showing off." Christiane, to Chris, on putting a pan full of bacon grease in their fancy dishwasher.
	"If there aren't tanks then no." Gisela, on if she wanted to go to the 4th of July parade.
	"Do you want a funnel? This is an engineers house." Christiane, to Gisela trying to fill a bottle with water with the fridge dispenser.
	"Gisela, wish for us to win the lottery." Mike, on us unexpectedly seeing tanks at the 4th of July parade. This was after she wanted In and Out on the way to SB and we saw one the next minute.
	"Who are you waving to?" Christiane, to me "The people in the parade." Me "That's cool." Christiane
	"There's another bar I wanna show you." Chris, apparently taking Mike through the sports bar tour of downtown Santa Barbara.
	"I can't wait for the wine crawl tomorrow." Christiane "I like how here it's not wine tasting, it's a crawl." Me
	"We did a couples beer bong. We were so proud of ourselves." Christiane, reminiscing about her engagement party SF trolley stop at Butter.
	"There's dancing. It's that kind of place." Christiane, about Mels Place--a dive bar in Santa Barbara in the afternoon.
	"If you can't let go on 4th, when can you?" Chris, who always has a road soda.
	"Whose college does a toast five years later?" Christiane, boasting about Santa Barbara.
	"He has enough money to buy all the brats in Wisconsin." Eric, about Brett Favre.
	"Madison is so off the list." Christiane's on the cool places to hang out now.
	"You like it when I'm mad at other people." Me "I do. It makes me look better." DJ
	"Let's go eat and drink more." Christiane, leaving a bar. "That's what we planned on doing. Drinking and eating--that's my life in a nutshell." Me
	"Nothing says I love America more than getting drunk." Mike. Hmmm... ok.
	"It's fatty burn-ness." Me "But it's good fatty." Mike, on steak bits
	"I am now a small fish in a big web metrics pond." Rick
	"We all voted--they're done." Christiane on the bbqing.
	"This is like a meat fest." Christiane "The meat lovers bruchetta is good." D, putting a meat combo on a bun.
	"It's so 4th of july to have bbq corn." Christiane
	"They just want ladies to get drunk in the midwest." Christiane, on cheap beers.
	"You gotta pull it out. I hear some boos." Christiane coaching Chris while playing Guitar Hero.
	"They give you no mercy on expert." Christiane, on Guitar Hero.
	"You've impressed me so much I'm gonna try another song." Chris
	"You're a freak of nature--its not right." Chris seeing expert Christiane play
	"I have this unsatisfied feeling in my stomach." Eric, after we thought fireworks were cut short "It was awful." Tim "We're gonna go where alcohol flows and we dont get carded." Chris, takling about his house.
	"Let's be fireworks engineers." Christiane
	"By the way, that one has more." Chris, to Mike trying to pour out of an empty Bacardi bottle.
	"If we didn’t have alcohol, what’s the point of life?" Chris, followed by a brothery knuckle punch connection with Mike.
	"Somebody else has a wheres my pants story?" Mike, about Eric.
	"Top shelf jello shots are the way to go." Eric
	"Meat lovers nightcap." Eric, on Mike eating tri tip past midnight.
	"Eggs don’t scale well." Christiane, making a bunch for our breakfast.
	"I've never known anyone to be so proud of their dishwasher." Me, to Chris who liked to demo it.
	"The problem with architecture is it lasts, unlike when you buy an ugly dress." Gisela. LOVE this quote!
	"My days as a mouth model are over." Eric
	"Sometimes I feel like my good name is being dragged through the mud." Eric, on being quoted.
	"You're not man enough for the whole ounce." Eric, making fun of Mike sharing my wine tasting.
	"I may be back to stomp wine." Christiane, at Whitcraft winery. One of the coolest wineries I've been to, by the way. "I think I'll take a leave of absence that quarter and come down." Eric
	"How is it?" Me, to Mike on his English muffin with pizza sauce and cheese I made him. "That'll do." Mike, excited.
	"Just set it on the bill of rights it's so fourth of July." Christiane.
	"He pounds his tastings." Me, about Chris. "I know. Pisses me off that he’s never been hungover." Mike "You gotta drink through it." Christiane
	"That was the saddest face ever. Do yo have video quotes?" Christiane.
	"I actually never did pepto until a few weeks ago." Chris
	"He'll three sheets it." Christiane, about Chris, pounding a drink.
	"How fun--you're still dancing and the music's off." Christiane, to me at the tiki winery. "You should drink everyday." Mike
	"Nothing says I love America more than a raspberry jello shot." Christiane
	"That's the worst shuttle hussle I've ever seen." Chris "You're walkin at the speed of light." Christiane
	"Thanks for all of the debris goodness." Mike, to Chris.
	"It's good full cause it's bacon full. None of that bread full, that doesnt last. Mr. Atkins would be proud if he was alive." Eric
	"Work sucks--like really." Gisela
	"This is such a meat weekend." Christiane. "I need more meat weekends." Mike
	"I'm wearing yellow and I'm gonna jump a lot." Nicole, on trying to get David Cook to notice her at the American Idol show.
	"She and I could be friends and I'd be ok with it." Nicole, about Carly.
	"I forget I have to censor myself around you. Damn, I didn't mean to be quoted so early." Nicole
	"I don't want a vantage point. I wanna touch. I want hand to hand contact." Nicole, on her David Cook obsession.
	"We took it over cause the line was so long." Lady about the men's room at the concert.
	"She so loves us." Nicole, about Syesha looking in our direction.
	"This is when I sit down and enjoy my beverage." Nicole, during David Archuletta.
	"That is not it. I call his bluff." Nicole, on David C's performance being done already.
	"Sorry, I'm a curser." Leah, while we're working later one night.
	"I'm a dasher for sure." Leah, on using dashes like me in her writing.
	"You're a whisperer. I'm just finding this out." Aaron to me while working in the same conference room.
	"She doesn't know the hidden rules of grammar. Like you can start a sentence with 'and.'" Leah
	"I want DIRT! I love this wine!" Aaron's request for a wine recommendation at dinner followed by his excitement with what we were brought.
	"It looks like something 30 clowns would come out of." John R., on my lemon car rental: bright yellow and super compact.
	"That grilled asparagus and poached egg looks awesome." Me "Yeah, all except the asparagus and the egg. Why can't I just have the bread and oil?" Mike
	"I'm not a leaf person; I'm a get to the heart person." Matt, about artichokes.
	"I'm taking my time. I'm making love to my artichoke." Nicole
	"Quote baby quote!" Matt
	"I'm so proud of myself." Nicole, after a very successful dinner.
	"I'll help with the dishes--that's how good it was." David
	"Nicholas, eat your heart. I didn't cook for nothing." Nicole, on the artichokes.
	"I'm in there every month." Matt proud of himself being on the quotes page.
	"If you're not quoted, something's wrong." Matt
	"To quote or not to quote--that is the question." DJ "It's very Shakespearean." Mike
	"You light, you bitches!" Nicole, to her candles.
	"I have no choice but to drink too much tonight." Nicole
	"I just want mike and the finger." Nicole, taking a picture. Of what, I don't even remember but it probably wasn't as candid as it sounded. :-O
	"Good to see you. So glad you quoted me. Now I feel like a part of it." David
	"It's good cause I actually care about the secret ingredient this time." Mike about the Iron Chef episode where the secret ingredient was parmesan.
	"How'd you get it?" Me "I reached around the seat and got it." Mike for a lost item behind my car seat. "I didn't know you could do that." Me "I'm very bendy." Funny Mike
	"I totally can crave this now." Laurie, on her first time eating Mongolian BBQ.
	"I can see why there's a line out the door--this is fabulous!" Laurie's first tart yogurt experience.
	"Omg that was SOOOO good. Thanks for the intros to new fun fish and yogurt fab choices too." Laurie, after her first visit to Wahoo's. Wow just noticed lots of first for miss Laurie!
	"You should yelp it...or at least write one tonight." Flor
	"He really knows how to cut his fish." Keiko, on a sushi chef.
	"Are you from the south?" Flor "No, but I like fried chicken." Herman
	"We'll continue the food odyssey." Herman, our gracious Google lunch host.
	"It's Friday afternoon and I just left work--thats a good start." DJ, on why he's so cheery.
	"I like that you know me. Zin's my middle name." Nicki
	"This is the speed round." Taylor, on our wedding video drinking came when everyone was giving their congrats. A word to drink to was "Congratulations," "love," "Eve," and "Mike."
	"I loved the show. You and Mike are now movie stars! You should drop your video off at Blockbuster and let people rent it out!" Cute Mers, about our wedding video.
	"We were just at the fair last night. My very first time and I think I ate enough grease to last me a lifetime!" Bora
	"When you have sleepovers without sleeping he's your boyfriend!" Christine. "When you have sleepovers and you're sleeping, you're married." LesliE
	"I'm the opposite... I never eat out so when you come its like Christmas." Nicki
	"I got to sit next to Mike, he knows the lyrics to everything." SF Stacy
	"The author of the article, sounds a bit like a food snob to me – not like any Yelp elitist that I know (name withheld but rhymes with ‘Steve Postal’), whom writes much more human related food reviews." Tod
	"If was yelpin it would say where they get chicken wings so small? I felt like jolly green giant eating em." Mike
	"Boo for emotional hangovers. Aside from the puking and guilt feelings, they are worse than alcohol hangovers!" One of my friends.
	"Sometimes I think the world would be so much better if it was just us." Me, to my family, one day when I was upset with the world.
	"When'ss dinner?" Me "8." Ro "Oh good, then we have time to eat before." Me, landing at 5. 8-)
	"I know you already have it but oh well..." Me, giving Ro a studffed monkey. "I do?" Ro "Yeah, I saw it over there." Me, pointing to the other room in her house. "Oh well, I didn't know that I had it." Ro
	"I'm looking forward to that." Mike, about the fried White Castle burger at the Orange County fair.
	"I need something for the salt." Ro, not eating from the charcuterie platter but putting the sea salt on her bread.
	"Wow DJ! Who would've known." Me, just learning Mike is a natural expert at the hula hoop in wii fit.

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