"Try and stay calm, but I am here for you if you're not :)" Boston Stacy, on wedding planning.
	"The best steak I've ever had was in Florence. I wake up every morning dreaming of that steak." Eric
	"How did you get home?" Stacy, asking about Eric's route. "Coach." Eric
	"I'm so full." Me, after sharing dinner with Mike. "Are you surprised with these little devils in the middle of the table?" Stacy, about the basket of tortilla chips.
	"You're gonna have to hose me down with solarcane--my head's on fire." Sunburned Mike
	"Sometimes Gisela turns things into soup. She does things with leftovers I never thought possible." Eric
	"If we all just ignore the lighthouse do you think it'll go away?" Eric, about Ryan's antics.
	"So, I had an accidentally successful date." James
	"I don't do 'butt burnin' for most people. LOL" Matt, about BBQing for us.
	"Now we have 3 ex Synaptans at PayPal.... Me, Ryan D'Silva, and Sophia... we're taking over." JohnCline
	"Laurie said that the mechanic guy said you were so cool: 'Eve's Dad is the coolest dad.'"" Me, to Dad. "Who? Is he gay? Gay men are attracted to me." Dad
	"Mike's so stoked for ribs and stuff." Me, about our upcoming date at Matt's when he's gonna grill. "Cool! We will do some serious grubbin'." Matt "Serious grubbin is just our style." Me
	"Can we just turn you into Mike and be done with it?" Me, frustrated with boys. "Hahaha. I'd take a penis over a period any day actually." Nicki
	"Ok, need your vote. How do you calculate how much to give people for their wedding. (note: this is for a wedding this month, no fair skewing your comment for your wedding. :-))" Doodle
	"We have 5 weddings this summer, though the last one is the coolest, pretty cool couple." Matt Y "Wow they sound awesome. Bet they are gonna have the bestest party of them all." Me "Yeah. I think you might have met them at some point." Silly Matt
	"I thought it would be fun if we ate in courses." Super cool Nicki, treating me to a cool fancy dinner she made one Wednesday night. :-)
	"It only takes a couple weeks here to get sucked into the vortex." JohnCline, on working a lot at PayPal and now Sophia following suit.
	"Kinda crazy but it is what it is. We are conquering the world one currency at a time." JohnCline and his PayPal pride.
	"You still quoting? Just curious. I have not checked your website lately." JohnCline "Hahaha funny you asked since you just got quoted. ;-)" Me
	"I'm waiting for the book to come out some day. I'd buy it." JohnCline, about my quotes. "Good to know ill keep it in mind. Eve's world of quotes: 1995-2025 ." Me, playing with the title of my future works. "1995 - 2012 since the world is ending in 2012. Nobody told you that?" JohnCline
	"We went to Medicine in the city - raw, vegan food - I was not that stoked on it! I love fresh food but I am a big fan of the cooked food." Cori
	"What's going on? Is there a loon in your house?" Dad, after me making a funny noise.
	"Aren't you gonna go soon so it doesn't get too crowded?" Me, to Dad who was going to go pick up dim sum lunch for us. "They don't even open til 11." Dad "It's 11:35." Me "Oh! I kept on looking at my watch and it was 10:10." Dad "Well you dropped off your friend at the SFO airport at 10!" Me, trying to use logic with him since our house is at least 40 minutes away from there. "I know." Dad
	"I never had ever been to the south bay before I met Matt." Kelly
	"We were gonna go drinking but we can stop by..." Matt, about seeing Joe and his 6 month old girl. :-)
	"I'm not injury prone, I'm active--there's big difference." Rodd
	"I'm ambidextrous--I can drink with either hand." Mike
	"I knew that would make it in." Mike, on the previous quote.
	"At this point I can't bend over cause if I do I'm gonna have to pee." Mike, so proud of himself not breaking the seal.
	"I'm a man down, gotta man up." Mike, on being one beer behind Yed.
	"I hate shopping! Sometimes it really baffles me how I haven't been snatched up by a man yet just based on that fact." Leigh Anne, sounding like Married Lady Stacy.
	"All in all, it's a groovy summer." Leigh Anne's life state conclusion.
	"At the end of the day I am trying to be a dick without being too much of one." Yed
	"There are too many girls and not enough days in the week--I need to figure it out." James
	"Kinda craving something along the lines of..." David, Wed lunch planning. "Soooo what's your thought's ending?" Me "Rice-based food - japanese, chinese, hawaiian." David "Hahaha we were thinking maybe L&L." Me, representing Laurie and myself. "SOLD!" David "What is this a house?" Laurie
	"A decision has been made ... time to rejoice!" Not liking to make decisions Libra David
	"The Lunchstigator, the Libra, and Laurie lunching at L&L. May have to listen to LL Cool J on the way there!" Alliteration David
	"One thing I've already taken note of is that cars here actually stop for pedestrians in crosswalks...BIG difference from my Italy experience. :-)" Krissy
	"I think it's you guys who are the most honored! I'm just like a DJ, but in the ceremony instead of the party!" Downplayer Daniel, on being our wedding officiant.
	"I say I'm just concerned about 2 things: music and food." Me, about our wedding. "Ah, yes, those are the keys to a happy marriage." Daniel
	"Beer + football= Jeremy" Jeremy's affirmative reply to Mike's Clemson football game invite.
	"cheese curds - stacking the beer cups." Niff's email to me Monday morning teasing me with WI summerfest fun things.
	"Whenever I think to myself 'jesus christ' I then think 'superstar' and then think of you." James' funny text to me.
	"Time is everywhere--I don't need a watch." David
	"Your wedding website seems credible... Your wedding better be pretty f-in spectacular based on your website." David, while we were in a web usability class looking at different company websites.
	"Are you still here?" David, on dinner where he was distracted by scantly clad ladies dancing.
	"This place is my favorite place." David, still excited about the dancing girls at dinner. "And all we've had is the water." Mike
	"I say there's no better hangover cure than dim sum." Hong Kong James
	"Here's your 20 you borrowed me." Me, to Mike who asked for it earlier. "You can have it back. I bought your flowers on our joint card." Mike
	"I haven't been up this late since my wedding." Stacy, out with us in Sunnyvale at 11pm on a Saturday.
	"I risked three hangovers to try wine we could buy." Stacy, to her husband about the work she did on her trip to California.
	"Very good writing. Too smart for normal people." Yed, about canceled drama Studio 60.
	"This IM is Fun man, i can BUG people!! and get them in trouble at work he he he." Dad
	"Should I be surprised that my kids like to play with dice?" Dice's text to me.
	"I love Mexico because I can live LARGE without spending a fortune ... fabulous is cheap!" Matt D.
	"Should I be surprised that my kids like to play with dice?" Dice "Nah. That was bound to happen--it's in their heritage." Me
	"I can't believe I had a sausage egg cheese McGriddle, a huge cheeseburger, fries, and a cup of frozen custards today all before noon." Me, on the beginning of our WI trip.
	"Are you excited?" Me, to Mike on our 4th of July midwestern visit. "Is it too early for frozen custard?" Mike, at 9am after a red eye flight.
	"Don't get drunk." Abs, watching me drink wine with dinner. "I haven't had very many." Me "You've had five!" 10 year old niece Abs "I've had three glasses." Me
	"I feel like laughing--make me laugh." 10 year old nephew Christian.
	"I have a hard time thinking." Niff, on giving directions.

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