"How are the new house blues?" Mark
	"Am I just going to need 2 jump off a bridge cause I'm unhappy?" Me "You don't want to jump off of any thing... Silly. Well I don't, that would make me sad... Jumping off a bridge would be bad unless your feet were tied to one of those cords that shoots you back up." Bers
	"How are you? You there?" Loeby's rare IMing "I'm ok. Yes." Me "You sound sad. I can tell by your typing." Good friend Loeby
	"What are you doing for lunch? I looked at my pictures on the slides for the company dinner my cheeks are fat!" Payless "You're not fat. Chinese again?" Me "Are you mocking my big fat cheeks? I don't get it, I exercise my cheeks a lot with all the chewing of food that I do." Payless
	"Well look at it the way I do. If you get hit by a bus, you will have died in love. Which is much better than dying divorced and bitter." Daniel's answer to me wanting things to move faster.
	"It's been pretty exciting here...an electric feeling...still feels almost abstract." Cle, on becoming a police officer.
	"I'm sitting here at home absorbing all the good aura and excitement from knowing I'm about to start a whole new job, hell, a whole new career." Cle
	"Don't forget to be friendly. Our neighbors are friendly." Dad
	"It was this close to being a good restaurant." Mike on a place in Virginia that didn't have sweet tea.
	"I don't like candy much. I prefer my sugar in liquid form." Mike, on sweet tea.
	"Thanks for all my new clothes. I can be your Ken dress up doll." Mike, after our Banana shopping.
	"You are a cheap date tonight." I have to say I've never heard that one before. Mike, after I got a free salad cause it had a ladybug in it.
	"Eve, wll you be my designated drinker?" Jo, the night before her bachlorette party in Vegas.
	"I think I like Jo hanging out with the pregnant girls." Stopher on Vegas.
	"We should go to Fantasia." Stoph "Can Jo touch those balls?" Me
	"How were your travels?" Me "Oh, good. I am platinum with American Airlines. I was nothing when I left for Italy, had a gold card when I got home, and then was platinum after Taiwan. Hysterical." World travellin Suz
	"One is not too fun without the other. Lol. When you are sober, they are just sweaty, oiled up dirty balls." Suz, on strip clubs and alcohol.
	"It's hard to be as fun as us though." Suz, keeping up the complimenting ourselves tradition.
	"How is your stuff?" Me "Everything is good. No gossip on my end." Steph, after listening to me.
	"Kell said I could come over on Thurs but haven't heard from her today. Don't know whether to go over or not. Scared to call, so I text messaged. I feel like a stalker." Steph, on visiting her friend who just had a baby.
	"Your friends tend to be straight as arrows. You guys kinda remind me of the Friends crew--except no Joey." Payless Eric
	"Kimi - now I remember who Mike is. So hard to keep track of all of your boys." LesliE
	"If tomorrow goes well I may have to take Kalista to her first Nordstrom sale." LesliE
	"Did you check in yet?" Payless, checking up on me the day of a flight. "Yeah last night at 12:01." Me "Wow. I am the student, not the Master." Eric
	"I like my 'hood. It's humbly not 'los altos" (said with a stuck up accent) but it's nice. Down here in the 408. Everyone who downgrades from the 415 or 650 to the 408 has the same exact reaction every time. But they all get over it." Tivo Taylor
	"Well at least our mall went from ghetto-ass to decent (Oakridge). And it has 3, count them, 3 starbucks. Out of control, but I like it." Taylor
	"Ripcord Officially Pulled!" Clayton's IM status.
	"Sure they were bummed I'm going, but they were all about 'Yeah, follow your bliss and do what you want, follow your dream, etc.' (Torrie, BTW, got her masters degree in Poetry of all things with her parents freaking, so she's totally into the whole do-your-own-thing and fuck everybody else)." Cle, on leaving Adobe to be a police officer.
	"Dude can't you just be stealthy and be online 4 me???" Me, to always invisible Payless Eric "I'm online for Eve." Eric's new status 8-)
	"You're going to rock your dance recital like nobody's business." Doodle, on my nerves
	"HHS reunion gone wild." Me, on Jo's Vegas bachlorette party.
	"I can't believe I'm wearing a veil on my head!" Jo in Vegas
	"It's not about you, it's about us." Cindy, joking.
	"I can't wait to come back when I'm not pregnant." Cindy
	"Why is all the food in that room?" Corrine "Cause there's two pregnant ladies in that room." Cindy
	"We're making the pregnant ladies get us food. What's wrong with us???" Corrine.
	"Hey Eve, I can show you some new fake boobs." Jo
	"I'm getting buzzed." Jo, out he first night.
	"I promise I won't forget about this call cause I'm not drunk enough yet not to remember." Mike, at a music festival in Atlanta.
	"Oh, congratulations!" Spa lady "I'm not expecting." Cindy, in a serious voice.
	"I feel like a giant with you guys. Two of you makes one width of me." Me "But you have boobs so it has to be proportional." Jo
	"Colleen wants us to do an all nighter." Jo "The pregnant one?" Me
	"Omigosh, you're a mom? You're like a cool mom!" Calinda, to Grace
	"Bread and butter, it's a good combination." Linda, at dinner.
	"Dog cause men are dogs. But he's a good dog." Jo, on what animal Stopher would be.
	"There's nutrition on this!" Jo, on a candy treat she got for a bachlorette gift.
	"Omigosh, this top is so hooch." Bachlorette Jo
	"I'm so happy you are my designated drinker--every girl should have one." Jo, to me.
	"How are your feet Linda?" Grace "Raw." Linda
	"I think I'm gonna be very disturbed but I'm excited." Cindy, on Vegas
	"You are so cute, you're making friends with the strippers." Linda to Jo.
	"Grace was pimping me out--she was good." Jo
	"I can't believe you remembered all of that." Linda "It helps to be sober." Cindy "I think I was!" Linda
	"I'm standing in the cocktail bar line. Do you want anything?" Payless in the airport, to me. Only in Vegas
	"I had to go to the bar and get a couple of drinks and I became a much better dancer." Payless Eric
	"That sounded pretty gay didn't it?" Eric C "Like most things you say." His Bachelor friend
	"Here you have more than just the mainstream fast food joints." Eric, on our new shared neighborhood.
	"10% of my buying decision was the fast food demographic. Cause it's a big part of my life." Eric C, on living in San Jose.
	"She is getting big. I'm guessing about 15 lbs now. Still waiting to see what color her eyes will end up." Mommy LesliE
	"I wonder where I lost control of my life." James
	"I'm glad to have raced. I was the experience I wanted. But in retrospect, it was a lot of work and time and stress and pain for a whole minute and twenty seconds of dragon boat racing." James
	"Going for coffee. Maybe some cookies. It's a cookie and coffee kind of day; it's raining and overcast." James
	"It is amazing how fast things can change...one minute you are standing in a bar w/Hope and then next minute you are at a boy's family BBQ!!" Steph
	"I'm just in a bad mood today, so I figure I should chat w/ happy people to cheer me up." Single T
	"I want beach or vegas not up north yards!" Niff on her wedding.
	"When can you do the 'transfer' today? Sounds like a drug deal doesn't it?" Kathi, on getting dance tixs from me.
	"Thanks for reminding me I'm not stupid." Mers
	"Dice wasn't even smack talking compared to what I do at poker!" Daniel
	"You are loved - that is what friends are for." Super cute LesliE
	"I'll discuss with super-mom and figure out our options." Dice, on coming to BJs.
	"I decided my new favorite Mike quality is he's calm and supportive when I'm freakin out and being an emotional reactive nut." Me "LOL... that is important! I think my favorite Mike quality is how he treats you!" Cute Daniel
	"Another quake in Cali starting to freak me out. Looking forward to visit but hope cali doesn't fall into the ocean." Mike's text to me
	"Man, such a strange girl. Instantly was infatuated." Chris, on Dawn.
	"Occasionally, I go and buy these mini-muffins and give them out at work. I think this makes me a little popular, but it's strange. People were a little confused - thought that I might be quitting. Sorta funny - I'm just trying to be nice and friendly." James in Hong Kong where they have the "pass out pastry when you quit" tradition.
	"If I don't talk to you before then, have a great recital. It sounds fun, though stressful? Three performances I think would be a lot for me, and I'm, you know, a seasoned dancer." Silly James
	"We'll be a tentative yes." Dice on coming with the babies to BJs.
	"Will you undress me?" Me, to Leslie during a costume change at the recital.
	"Let me know if you need to vent or get drinks...those help me not worry as much :)" Mers
	"I can barely concentrate at work this work, I’m so excited to relax on the beach and drink a virgin daiquiri!" Jo the week before her Maui wedding.
	"I still think about moving to my parents lake home in minnesota and seeing if I can't live off of fish caught from the lake and a few thousand bucks a year." James on people with money.
	"Your perpetually confused friend on the other side of the world." James' e-mail closing
	"I still need a tie for my new wedding shirt. Uggh. It's ugly tie season."
	"SO looking forward to it. I've been a little downish this week so this'll be a nice upper. Hahahhaaa. You wanna be my drug?" Me, to Doodle on our date that night. "Yeah, I'll get you high. Umm, was going to make more drug references, but they all sound shady." Doodle
	"I'm sooo behind." Me, on photos on my site. "I know -- I keep checking ekosol wondering when june quotes and the pics are coming. You have a public wondering." Fun website fan Cle
	"Oh hey, forgot to tell you -- bought my academy clothes; I'm going to look super lame in short sleeve khaki polyester gas station attendant uniform (with black clip-on tie)" Cle, on becoming a cop.
	"He knows my nickname so he is an A in my book." Stopher, on Mike
	I am obsessed with my nephew...we had such a fun Saturday together. We watched Star Wars in the morning and then swam all afternoon ~ I was a "shark" for the better part of the day :-)
	"We got one of those motorized scooter things and he's going around like crazy." Ro, on Grandpa in Vegas.
	"How often do you get to go to a double kegger, in a tie, with two matching red dressed bridesmaids?" Chris
	"Going to dinner soon but will be done early so no issues talking tonight." Mike revealing the crazy amount of planning needed for a long distance relationship with two busy lives in different time zones.
	"I would die without cheese and pasta." My sister Niff "It's hereditary you know." Me, on my dairy and wheat allergies.
	"Where's the cutting board? I have to call Mom." Dad, using his cell phone downstairs to call mom upstairs.
	"Why are you so agreeable today? Oh you have more energy cause you don't have dance." Dad, to me.
	"Only 10 weeks and 2 days til football season!" Mike A.
	"Food and life." James' e-mail subject to me.
	"Just so you know, I enjoy hardship and pain -- makes me feel alive." Clayton
	"Other than that not much is new - oh, I hit a deer on the highway last month!" Boston Mike
	"I'd like to be higher, but oh well." James on having an apartment on the 9th floor.
	"I usually just wait until I hit something." Mom, on parking in our new garage.
	"Trust me, this is just the tip of the iceberg. I've been censoring myself so we can still be friends!" Daniel, on sharing.
	"Why are you so into going out?" Someone, to Stopher at his rehearsal dinner. "Cause I'm getting married tomorrow." Stoph
	"You can fit five dead bodies in that trunk!" Jara, on our rental car. "Is that what they teach you in the military?" Me "No, we just watch too much CSI." Mark T.
	"Thank God those are empty." Stoph, on tequila shot glasses placed in front of him.
	"You better go to the bathroom and see if you have to hold his hair back." Stopher's cuz, about shaved headed Yed.
	"If you don't drink I'm gonna kick your ass. You get me to come out and you won't even drink for me? Come on, you want me to take you outside?!?!?!?" Stopher's female cousin to Stoph the night before his wedding.
	"It's for the geriatric crowd." Mike, on the karaoke songs sung at Sensei.
	"I cut myself off." To be wed the next day Stopher.
	"Yed looks really good!" Jo on her wedding day. "Well he does have a hot bod." Margaret (mother of the groom).
	"They gave us two double beds." Stopher on his hotel room. "Did they get the honeymoon confused with the 50 year anniversary?" Me
	"Good job. You should help me do my self photos." Me, to Corrine's Mark on the good self timed group photo he took of us at dinner.
	"I'm so glad your cousin was there cause if she wasn't he'd be freaking me." Jo, on wedding Yed.
	"No dry humping the bride." Anonymous commentator
	"He whacked Jara with a kid!" Eric, about Mark T. on the dance floor.
	"Did you see kid Kyle playing the air guitar?!?" Jo "I taught him." Mark P.
	"I'm moving slowly today." Amanda, the day after the wedding reception. "But did you have fun?" Me "Yeah I did." Amanda

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