"Cisch is turning into flesh. Niff, on Cischers liking meat now.
"Like me, but i'm more fleshy." Abs

"Now I'm ready for the power wash." Five year old Abs, about a moist towellete.

"Do you have any piercings? Do you have aby needles in you? My mom does cause she likes to be cute." Abs

"Auntie Eve, why do you not wake up until lunchtime?" Abs

"They are just like me–half Chinese and half Wisconsin." Niff, on our cousins Herk and Mike.

"I can't do the single beam." Niff, at Summerfest, having issues standing up on the bleachers.

"Who are we? Boogie Men! Whatcha wanna do? Boogie!" A seventies cover band at Summerfest.

"High five for free stuff!" Some guy at Summerfest.

"When I talk, I can't think." Dad

"I'm starving, I already ate dessert." New apt MA Lady, waiting for dinner.

"Sorry, that's not true–I exaggerated for effect." James, on a story he told me about his day.

"It's like trying to set 2 VCR timers while you're in a dryer." Ryan, on some flying learning experience.

"I went to your quote site. And let me tell ya, I had some REALLY REALLY GOOD laughs it was hilarious!!! I never knew real life could be so funny :)." Emily, a person that just found my site on a random web search.

"We are going to have a great summer :-) 'Dance' friends RULE!!" Steph.

"Where's the butts? There has to be one." D, exposing her baby part obsession with us while looking through a baby picture book.

"Too much estrogen." D, on aall of our "ahhing" at the cute gifts at the shower.

"Whose gonna be pregnant next so I can buy you that." Loeby, about a cute present Malty got at her baby shower.
"Pretend I'm pregnant so I can have one." Tiffaney.

"I'm in town all night, try the Chik-Fil-A." Loeby's saying after she came back from Oklahoma

"What about her shoes? Shoes are such a big part of her life, if she joins the peace core she won't be able to wear her shoes." Mom, about Loeby.

"It's better now that I have Alzheimers–it's fresh." Dad on watching old movies now.

"How educational... And annoying." Dad, on the commentary at the bottom of the screen while watching a movie on AMC.