"How can you be sleepy? You've been sleeping all day!" Me, later at night. "Cause its sleepy time." Mike
	"How come you're not hungry?" Me, at 5pm "I haven't done anything, how can I be hungry? Mike
	"There is a fine balance. One doesn't want to be drinking nothing but expensive bottles all the time. But a nice bottle is a nice bottle." Yed
	"Just telling you Obama is 12 delegates away from winning!!!! Any moment now history will be made!!!!!!!!!!" Mom, keeping me updated on the election.
	"Go Obama! I switched now. Always go with the wiieeener." Dad, a former Hillary supporter, after the results were revealed.
	"Yelp something for me!" Funny Anna, on me going up to the city.
	"I never thought that I'd have a weakness for a car, but that stole my heart." Kelly, on a 2 door Bently she got so excited to see in the city.
	"We get free stuff out of it. It's cool." Mike, when asked about me yelping.
	"Usually cream equals bad." Holly
	"I love the smell of pine or whatever the hell this treeish smell is." Funny Flor, on a hike.
	"If this isn't Evelor bonding, I don't know what is." Me, to Flor, on the way down a mini cliff on an 8 mile Alamere falls hike an hour from Marin.
	"You got to yelp something. You were productive." DJ, on us not finishing picking out our wedding pics that night.
	"Do you think it's fun that we get to have sleepovers every night? Me "Yeah it's cool." Mike
	"Hee I actually wanted to but it's the same date as my friend's wedding so guess that trumps old school teeny bopper boy bands for me." :-O Me, about going to NKOTB concert "Yeah, friend's wedding beats aging boy band any day!" Mary T
	"You gonna yelp it? You better yelp it or you may get kicked off!" Aaron, after I told him about a meal.
	"I will probably be stuck between two sumo wrestlers." John, on getting a middle seat on a flight.
	"Aren't we friends?" Keiko, to another guy at a yelp event.
	"I would be interested in attempting to add more physical movement of any kind into the future, as I really also would like to fit into my pants!!" Laurie, about a hike.
	"I'm so excited. If I close my eyes I'm back on Peter Island." Mike with a Painkiller drink at Forbidden Island.
	"LOVE Cape Cod. I felt like I was one of the Kennedy clan!" Mers
	"Note: I censored your email and took out all the fun bits." UK John
	"Holy moly!" Mike's reaction to my cousin bringing him 8 12-packs of Chick-fil-a nuggets for his bday.
	"Do you think I can freeze em to make em last longer?" Mike, on his new stash of nuggets.
	"I wonder how the convection oven's gonna be heating up the nuggets." Mike
	"I've been a lot nicer lately. You should try--it's a lot easier." Ro
	"I didn't have to buy any tops. I only had to buy pants since I already had so many pregnant tops." Cuz already into that style of clothing.
	"Everyone's buying those Priuses lately." Me "Yeah we went the other way." Sug, on them buying a huge Escalade.
	"Shaken beef!" Ro excited and craving a particular dish at Slanted Door.
	"Were gonna eat and then eat in 4 hours?" Me, at lunch thinking about dinner. "No you're not. You're gonna eat the whole 4 hours." Ro
	"I just wanted to comment on how much food you ordered..." Waiter at Slanted Door. He obviously didn't know my cousin and I ;-)
	"Oh I thought that was food." Ro, disappointed on seeing a plate of forks being delivered.
	"I'm not a seafood person. I'm waiting for the beef round." Mike, on not eating the seafood appetizers.
	"I recommend earplugs in the form of a cocktail. It tends to make everything fuzzier." Waiter, to the older couple complaining about the noise level during lunch.
	"I wore a patch underneath my glasses to try to train my other eye to be stronger. Oddly enough, no one made fun of me." Me, in kindergarten. "Not in front of you." Sug "I would've." Ro "You weren't born yet!" Sug
	"I have a psychological and physiological response to being around you: I want to eat constantly." Me, about foodie cuz Ro.
	"We'd be fat and broke." Ro, if we lived close to each other.
	"My problem is I like sleeping and other things more." Mike, on me getting him to go for a hike on Saturday.
	"We can share the power cord. I'm ok for now, but I'll grab it when I need it." John, about our laptops during a long meeting. "Just like scuba diving." Me
	"Hello it's me where are you? I have news about Abbie!" My sis' teaser message. Ends up she just went on a big rollercoaster. :-O
	"You're the strangest person on earth. Do you know that?" Me, to my dad. "It's good to have different types of people." Dad "Oh this is where you yelp?" Keiko, seeing my computer by my couch at home.
	"I want one!" Keiko, about our place.
	"I'll yelp you guys." Keiko, upon hearing about Mike's fried turkey.
	"When's Mike going on tour?" Keiko, after hearing Mike's rapping abilities.
	"I had a peach when I woke up." Stacy, about her jello shots she brought to Sloshball.
	"No jello shots for the dog." Leslie E.
	"I need something to absorb the booze. Especially yesterday's booze." Brian
	"I get my exercise 90feet at a time." Mike, on playing softball.
	"She's always had a thing for her boobs." Melty, to Peanut, about Dolly Parton.
	"Are you on our team?" Someone, to Leslie during sloshball. "Do you need me to be?" Leslie, content hanging out with the spectators by the bleachers.
	"Welcome to the big time lady!! Where it costs money to get hammered!" Nicki's response to me saying my tolerance is too high now a days.
	"I totally considered getting hypnosis to try to have them talk me out of liking sweets! But then I was like, with my luck they'd like tell me to rob a bank! And I'd be skinny in jail." Funny Mara
	"Ha I'll try not to be miss dim sum piggy today, but I can't make any promises." Me, about lunch "Hahaha whatever. Eat whatever you want. I always want to be dim sum piggy but I get all distracted with talking." Mara
	"I'm ok w anything I'm sure it will be super yummy and get a yelp review! I'm just happy to be around you more! Food is a bonus!" Sweet Nicki, on my menu for dinner I was gonna make when she's over.
	"Ok, end spiel." Mara, giving us the intro to the Tamarine menu.
	"I gotta blow my nose to get full affect of the taste." Flor, prepping to eat her bday cake
	"For as evil as it was, it actually came out really good." Mara, triumphing on making her first ice cream cake.
	"I'm talkin way too much cause I'm excited." Flor, about her ice cream cake.
	"That's cute kinda... in a deathly way." Mara, holding a knife.
	"This is the bombest birthday!" Flor, excited
	"THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for the coolest gift ever!" Flor, on her silly custom Happy Bunny shirt I got her.
	"I'll bring my walking shoes in case you feel like buzz walking." Nicki, on her way to dinner at our place.
	"Was it kierkegaard or dick van patten who said, if you label me, you negate me?" Mike H., while we're texting back and forth funny quotes. "Ha I'm just quoting mike meyers movies. I don't know any real mature quotes." Me, starting with Wayne's World and ending with So I Married an Axe Murderer.
	"Ooooo yum sounds awesome! Cant wait for this yelp review." Cute Nicki, on me telling her about my corned beef hash benedict and mimosa at Bill's Cafe.
	"That's even hard core for us." Me, to Mike, on people doing tequila shots at brunch at 10am.
	"Hi! Wanted to wish my wifey well! Love you, mean it. I'm with my hubby, miss my wifey. Love you long time. Bye bye." Silly voice mail from hub 1.25 Matt
	"A world without pork is a life not worth living." Carlos
	"I'm a prepper." Mara, about her pre-cutting her food.
	"Having one of those days when I wish I was unemployed and living a simple life as a car mechanic or something." James
	"Happy Monday! I think it's Monday. I know its diaper day." Dice, father of 4--2 sets of boy twins even!
	"You're in silly mode again, it's cool." Nicki "Ha I'm always like this at work apparently. I'm the resident freakolaaaaa." Me "Haha I'm the loon at my office too." Nicki

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