"I'm tired baby=no sleep but she is really cute when she coos." Bob, on being a father.
	"She is very precious and not in a gollum sort of way." Bob, about his daughter.
	"Funny u and i are next to each other on the keyboard." Laurie "Awww that's a new pickup line for computer geeks." Me
	"Omigosh you're psycho." Me, to James, driving to Oakland to pick up books for a friend in Hong Kong when he doesn't even know if she's there. "I know. That's why you like me. I'm crazy. Crazy like you." James
	"Life is hard. I hate it sometimes." Me "I know. That's why I drink--it makes it easier." James
	"I don't feel old so I'm very happy about that! :-)" Kimi, on her birthday.
	"I love TiVo--you can cram so much more TV watching in." James
	"Can I entertain you with some chicken McNugget talk?" Daniel
	"They are like Kentucky Fried Chicken without bones so you don't have to slow down you can keep eating." Daniel, on some nuggets he wanted me to try.
	"In Myrtle, aka Redneck Riviera, if you are female & know how to breathe, you will attract at least a 'man.' I guess I should say a male. That'd cover a broader range. They aren't picky. You don't even have to have teeth. Heck, some like those without better. Reminds them of home." Leigh Anne
	"You are the queen of the south bay restaurants - I'm merely a princess under your guidance." Matt D.
	"Please tell him hi & thanks for sharing his GF with me! Ok...that sounds much freakier than I meant." Leigh Anne
	"Happy Cinco de Drinko...uh, I mean de Mayo!" Leigh Anne
	"I don't know if we can afford to have them, especially if we live the bay area and I'm not ready to give up my nice purses and shoes yet." Jo
	"I'm hungry and I've already eaten: some habenreros dortios, 2 nutty bars, and 1/2 a jar of pickles!" Prego Niff
	"Hello we live in a TiVo world now--people need to be considerate of that." Dice on tv spoilers.
	"New Zealand to see the penguins and sheep bounce off the rental car." Laurie on where she'd like to visit.
	""Awwwwwww you had to go there!!!!!!!!! :-/" Me, to Mark on a slam. "I love going there.... :)" Mark's response
	"It's the closest thing you can get to a shark without having to worry about getting your dingy chomped." Daniel, about a sting ray.
	"I am a fan of the root beer for it has my fave beverage in its name....BEER." Nicki
	"I love USA Today (it's like colorful, for all the stupid people!)." Daniel
	"I have a full stomach--gotta go put some liquid in it." Matt D., post lunch, off to drink.
	"I like to dance--that takes away more of the drinking time." Christy
	"I want a beer." Mark, on his way up to meet us at Kaboom.
	"I can't go this week or next week. I am thinking the day after your recital and I will be back before your next recital." Super cute trip planning Dad.
	"I'm full still." Mark, on the huge brunch we had the day before.
	"So much trauma in his life already and he's only 3 months old!" My cousin, on her new puppy "Choco Taco" breaking his leg.
	"Sorry we never met up. We really got wasted. Lots of stories: snuck into a prom, gave a bum a bottle of rum, ran into some scientologists. And that is the tip of the ice berg." Yed
	"I toyed with the idea of playing Mrs. Robinson a few times but couldn't get my shoulder angel drunk enough to let the shoulder devil have that much fun." Leigh Anne
	"It's kinda hard to drunk dial you if you don't answer the phone!" Daniel's voice message.
	"Buying a condo is even better than engaged. You can live in a condo .. what can you do with a marriage?" Onray
	"I am NOT HAPPY about the finale. I am a die-hard OC fan... I am so sad :-(" Steph. "Boo for the finale!! Not what I was hoping for!! :-(" Kimi
	"Alllll my tivos are full. I've been working so hard just to not get stuff bumped off it's a struggle... You're the only person who truly understands my full tivo crisis. I can't add one new season pass until I knock off a bunch of hours and it's stressing me." Laurie
	"Little baby eves would be awesome. It was loads of fun just having one of you around .. Imagine having 5 of you running around." Nutty On talking about kids.
	"You're looking prettier lately." Dad, to me. Ummm thanks Dad.
	"Last time I saw her she wasn't upright!" Karla, on seeing LesliE's almost 17 month old daughter Kali.
	"Tonight's a stay at home night. Too much trauma to add something competitive like poker into the mix!" Daniel
	"Cheesy 80s!?!? That was the prime of life for me! :-)" Daniel, on our recital routine.
	"I know he doesn't hate you. Even Satan couldn't hate you!" Leigh Anne, trying to make me feel better.
	"I just got bombarded w/ work so I must cut this short. Well, it's not really short but in comparison to our normal volumes, this is just a foot note." Leigh Anne's email
	"Girl, you're a CA chick & we're in Greenville. I'm sure you'll be one of the cutest dressed there." Leigh Anne's response to what I should wear going out in SC.
	"Broken hearts heal much more slowly than any other injury. But making sure it heals properly so as to minimize the scarring is crucial." Leigh Anne's insightful comment.
	"I get plenty of credit for the dumb things but not so much for the smart things." Mike, on me quoting him.
	"I like it--I can be social and everyone comes to me." SC Greg, on bartending parties.
	"Havin a beer on an empty stomach--my favorite." Nicki's text
	"We're influenced by all kinds of bad comedy." Jason, with the guys watching crude comedy acts.
	"I'm what you call a player that doesn't score." Greg
	"Whenever you say something that offends someone, just say 'Aristocrats .'" Jason
	"I don't like to be quoted when I've been hammered." Greg
	"Who has two drinks and says uncouth?" Me, making fun of one of Mike's friends.
	"I LOVE this guy!" Not sure who said it or in what context but a brotherly love filled drunk moment I'm sure.
	"My balls are so big right now." Andy, very proud of himself for fixing the stereo at a bar we were out at in Greenville. The big secret was it was on mute. ;-)
	"Do you guys want to stay?" Jessica "Not really but I said something to Marc and he didn't look like he wanted to leave." Me "Oh I have powers." Jessica, about influencing her husband. ;-)
	"We're not drunk enough for Waffle House." Mike, on going to Denny's after a concert.
	"I've only been to Waffle House once on purpose." Marc
	"Hey when is Lisa playing golf with us (me Mike, Lisa, another hot babe). I golf with Lisa, hot babe is for Mike." Silly Dad
	"Tag up with you later." Yed at the end of our IM convo
	"I'm trying to find a new outfit for the shower cause her friends are sooo stylish." LesliE, on Steph's baby shower.
	"I wanted to let you know that you guys might be interested I was looking through the paper and I saw a listing condo. It sounded pretty cool. It was in a tropical setting, they said something about it being subterranean... It referred to it as more of a hatch than a condo but I think that's just more of a logistical difference. It looked like a really good purchase price. However it did say in bold letters that there was a catch and you had to press a button every 108 minutes..." Silly Lost Dice.

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