"It's either Oreo's and milk, cocktails and cooking, or a nap." Matt
	"I'm fine stimulating the economy but not through T-Mobile." Eric, on text messaging.
	"It's from jack the dog." Leslie's Mom on a gift. "Good taste the dog. Gisela
	"This is Joey. This is Eve. Say you want to be quoted." Ray, introducing me to his baby boy.
	"She's crazy like funny not like I'll kill you." Mers on 30 rock blonde girl
	"Your cork is a hit." Kimi, on a bottle of wine we brought over for her birthday gathering.
	"I don't know why I like French wine. I hate French people." Mike D.
	"I can't get infected. I have plenty of supplies in my house to live a happy healthy life until this blows over." Mike D.
	"It was like a dead bird. Me, on American Idol Danny's squeal while singing Dream On. "Like a dead cat eating a dead bird." Mike
	"I think I'm going to have to turn the light on." Me, working in a dark hotel room one morning. "Can't you touch type?" Mike who didn't want his sleep disturbed
	"Just trying to get you apart of the action." Niff at AI's Danny Gokey hometown concert.
	"We can do vegetables." Waitress, on a side for an order. "Yeah do that--with lots of butter." Shannon's dad
	"You gotta put some food on those drinks otherwise you're gonna be yuck tomorrow." Friend's Dad to his son graduating.
	"I need to find a wheelbarrow to put my belly in." Friend's Dad
	"It's got everything and it's wonderfulness." Sarah, explaining the everything bagel
	"Where's the beer guy?" Shannon's text during his graduation
	"I had to go get my circulation going in my ass. Mines dead." Shannon's dad during the long graduation ceremony.
	"Carpark? Are they English here?" Me, reading signs at the Cardinal's stadium "Maybe that's the way they roll in Arizona." Mike
	"You don't clean up for a big event?" Me "I think I look sexy when I don't shave." DJ
	"You need to teach me. I'm usually very high tech but I can't even change my ringtone." Shannon, to me.
	"I'm still trying to figure out where you put that." Shannon "He has a hollow leg." Sarah
	"4 kids by myself I don't think so. We'll wait til their off to college and we'll talk." Shannon about Sarah joking about insurance money
	"She remembers everything I've ever done--especially the bad stuff." Sarah, about her grandmother
	"I was telling Shannon I like her, I might start emailing her and stuff. I need to get your phone number so I can text you. I'm your new stalker." Sarah, after hanging out with me.
	"If we kept talking long enough it's turn out I probably would know someone related to you." Cab driver
	"Happy mother's day!" Me "Thank you I am a mother, I admit it." Mom
	"If Adam gets kicked out I'm done watching the show." Ma on American Idol
	"We usually order 3 but we're one down." Leslie on desserts at our dance girl dinners usually with 5 of us but missing Hope in New Zealand.
	"I'll die if I don't get a hoho." Steph, on dessert ordering "She's pregnant--don't deny her." Leslie
	"Is there good food? Midnight meal?" Niff on IM when I was stressed.
	"I already have jet lag, I didn't even fly yet. I watch tv late and sleep weird hours it feels like jetlag." Dad "That's called being tired." Me
	"I have to call mom again." Dad, in the airport. "Why?" Me "Cause it's fun--that's what cell phones are for." Dad
	"Hi Ewa." Gpa, greeting me when he was not doing so great. "Do you remember Eve?" Dad "Many times." Gpa
	"We're so in the right hotel." Me seeing 3 bottles of Effen vodka at the Hard Rock in San Diego.
	"It's like a big gulp of beer." James, with a huge 32 ounce glass full.
	"Good choice. Those are awesome." Waiter at Eggs and Things in Honolulu, about the macademia nut pancakes. I know. Mom, having had them before.
	"I think I'm gonna join yelp. I can't stand it anymore." Dad never agreeing with the reviews.
	"I'm along for the free ride for your birthday and I'm your husband." Dad, to Mom her birthday trip to Hawaii.
	"I better throw this away. It's the last thing you need me for. If you keep it I'm obsolete." Mike on the back scratcher we got in a tropical itch drink.
	"When you're here you get in the mood to put a flower in your hair. Seems like the right thing to do." Mom, about being in Hawaii.
	"I could eat again." Me, in Hawaii. "We can't keep up with you." Mom "Not many can but Ro." Me "I don't want to see food." Dad "This is how it is with her every day on vacation." DJ "I feel sorry for you." Dad
	"Why don't you do stand up with James?" Dad "That would be good." Mom
	"Were not in their gene pool." Mom to Mike
	"I always hate the last day cause I never want to leave." Mom, about Hawaii.
	"You're most like your grandpa. You have his happy go lucky friendly personality." Dad's cousin to me. "She's our grandpa representative times 2. She travels a lot." Dad
	"Guess what I'm eating. I'll give you 5 guesses but you won't get it." Dad
	"You want a strip? There's one left." Me, at chick-fil-a for Mike's birthday. "No that's ok, I'm full. I did just have 12 piece nuggets and a sandwich." DJ "What about the frozen custard?" Ro "That fills in the cracks." DJ "It is just liquid." Ro
	"I'm confused. I thought tomorrow was Monday." Me, on Thursday night "I'm confused too. I don't even know where I am." Mom, on us traveling a lot in the past few weeks.
	"You want one?" Me, about coconut chocolate macadamia nuts. "No thanks. I want to preserve the taste of the pizza in my mouth." DJ post Slice of New York.
	"I wonder what I'm gonna do for lunch tomorrow." Me "Don't call me--I'll be sleeping through lunch." Mom, happy to be home.
	"That just shows you enjoy it while you can before it turns on you." Dad on developing allergies later in life.
	"In crazy spazzy land maybe you're alright. Go play basketball---you're 6 foot 6." Mike on a contestant auditioning on So You Think You Can Dance.

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