"Why is he wearing that on his face?" Me, on a ucla basketball player with a clear mask on. "He got his nose broken a few times. He's not a very good attractive guy so it's actually an improvement." Payless
	"Bring back the kids!" Guy at the Sharks game frustrated at their performance following kids playing on the ice at the break.
	"Is she wearing a Cuervo bustier? That's genius and I don't eveb like Cuervo." Taylor, out with us one night.
	"It's my song." Taylor, when "Push It" started playing.
	"It's not something I can't resist eating so it doesn't count as dessert. it has to be ice cream or pies or something." Ro, on eating Chinese dessert when she gave up dessert for Lent.
	"So what's your watching plan tonight?" Me "Jake's in Sunnyvale. The Bruin Alumni are meeting there. Wanna go there too?" Payless "Well I don't want to intrude on your ucla crowd." Me You are a UC too. This is for the public education system!!!" Payless
	"If they win, I'm gonna overturn a van and tear down a streetlight just like in 95'." Payless on UCLA in NCAA tournament final game.
	"Soup and rain go together like chocolate and peanut butter." Laurie
	"I can't describe it completely but its a feeling that your body is saying something like, 'Hey James - this uneasy feeling you have? Yes, it will go away if you give me more!!!' But it's a lie; it's your body's lie to get you trapped in an unending cycle. You will continue to want more and more and more, and the uneasy feeling will never go away long enough." James' take on what addiction would be like.
	"I'm Mrs. McCrabby today because of this damn rain! We need some sun soon!" Malty. No kidding--I second that.
	"Rain rain go away, come again next year." Laurie "Rain rain go away, I don't want to be cranky another day!" Me
	"Craziness has set in - it's actually sunny here in RWC. I wonder how long this will last ... is it a mirage? Am I going crazy? Ah yes, insanity it is." Matt D.
	"I have your other e-mail...it stares at me every time I scroll thru my Inbox. BUT I can't reply! I now know what it's like to work with a bunch of headless chickens." Leigh Anne
	"It was so good I don't want to delete it!" Mark, excited about the latest Lost episode.
	"I don't know what holiday it is here. . . it's one where you're supposed to go and burn stuff at your relative's graves. I'll get back to you on it." James, on having a vacation day in Hong Kong.
	"I think I'll make some coffee and get moving on my laziness. . . ha! That's was supposed to be funny." James
	"Ha like us--my bro David, sis Laurie, dad Tony..." Me, on a girl I met saying her old company was like her family. "You can call me bra - Hawaiian style for bro." David
	"I'm just hyper and IMing." Me, a few days before my big surprise party. "Ha! You are excitorama." Anjali
	"I went on a bug marathon today." Laurie, at work
	"Hope you're doing well in the crazy chicken farm!" Me "Chickens are on speed now...or crack, one." Leigh Anne
	"Are you at home?" Me "I'm not at home. I'm in the family room. Bur I feel at home." Nutty Dad
	"Can you do me a favor?" Me "What do you want, vanilla?" Dad
	"Are you trying to be a project manager at home too?" Dad, to me, asking for his help.
	"Are you enjoying the domesticated life?" Joseph, to me.
	"You type EXACTLY like you talk." Joseph, on IM
	"Do you have time for me to vent?" LesliE
	"No he didn't mile higher." Nicki, on her flight.
	"I'm gonna clean up and go speeding." Nicki
	"I ran into a bunch of jerks at the gym today. . . well, ok, only 2, but it sucks that there are jerks there." James
	"That's not my car--is it?" Dad, in front of a car similar to his in the parking lot.
	"Good I don't look like I look in that 10 magnified mirror!" Mom
	"You should write a book--everyone's writing books these days." Krissy, to me about my quotes.
	"I feel some royal flushses coming later tonight." Krissy, to me and Mike Sat day.
	"I'm not doing it for the Giants--I'm doing it for the Braves." Krissy, on clapping to a cheer at the Giants/Braves game.
	"Watch out for the crazy drivers!" Mike, to the cab driver. "I'm one of them." Driver--and she was!
	"I'm lobbying to change the name of white chocolate to white creamy goodness." John M.
	"Mon chi chi, mon chi chi--train of thought--it went there." Laurie, on seeing chi chis at the tiki bar we were at.
	"Mad props man--you did a brave thing!" Victor, to Mike at his welcome to CA party.
	"I'd write more of what I'm thinking, but I'm hesitating b/c of your quoting..." Kathi, on what she thinks the benefits of being a guy are.
	"Good turnout. Fun people." Kathi's response to if she had fun at the party Sat.
	"I guess I'm kinda annoyed." Me "I'm always annoyed, I have just come to realize." My sis
	"I like to vent, it makes me feel so much better." Niff
	"I'm out of town :( I'm totally bummed. I LOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE the Kabooooooooooooooooooooooom." Kathi
	"The girls reading up on celebrities and drinking wine." One of Steph's Ofoto captions from her girl weekend. :-)
	"I was soooooooooo wasted. Probably will take it easy till kaboom. I go through de-tox for a few weeks." Yed, after my party.
	"You throw a one shit of a party. It was so completely and totally far beyond the shit--it was incredible." Ryan
	"I watched it the first time when I was in bitter mode." Me, on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. "I'm about ready to go back into the dark place--that's my movie." Ryan
	"I don't know if my liver can take too many more of these weekends but put me down for your next party. I'll do whatever it takes to be at the next one--quit my job, etc." Ryan, about my party.
	"So no Hawaiian hump, no drinking stories and no tan? This doesn't even sound like a vacation!?!" Daniel, to Nicki
	"I enjoyed the ambiance and I felt very welcome by all these very nice Americans. I appreciate the unexpected gifts and I am relieved to be well prepared for any earthquake now. And I hope that the patriotic necklaces will help my immigration process." Gisela, on her welcoming party.
	"I remember taking your horney a** to the airport at something ridiculous like 5 am.. after I was photographed spooning my Pumas. :o) ahhh, good memories.. I can't wait to make more." Key West Stacy
	"Arm? Annoying, causing monthly bad hair, still painful, did I say annoying?" Stacy Peanut on her injured arm.
	"Man not so annoying. He does helpful man things, like change my car light, help me w/ taxes, take me to the airport." SF Stacy
	"Man I feel super mean right now. I didn't get my sugar fix from your sweetness. That's what I'm blaming it on." Nicki, on us postponing our Wednesday date.
	"Ok...can't take the evil eye from your e-mail any longer." Leigh Anne, on replying after several days. Ha I just met her and she knows about my evil eye? ;-)
	"So, seriously, that tickles me that you quoted me so much. And I actually sounded funny! Who knew? ;-)" Leigh Anne
	"You have some awesome friends & family...I can tell just from those quotes." Leigh Anne
	"What more could we ask for besides great friends & family? (Aside from world peace & no body fat, of course.)" Leigh Anne
	"Exercise is my mental therapy! I'm slowly going insane with each elliptical-less day." Leigh Anne, on not being able to exercise.
	"Well, I love my job - headless chickens & all." Leigh Anne
	"I have 2 categories for males in my life now: friends & 'it' Well, besides the other categories: family, ex's, run!" Leigh Anne.
	"When do you want to edit so I can publish that book I just wrote? I think you just became my substitute mental therapy...since I can't exercise!" Leigh Anne, in a long email.
	"Good Friday to you. You need to eat FISH today maan." Dad's IM
	"It makes my bowling worse but it improves my darts." Hope, on drinking.
	"I haven't been bowling since I was 14." Starting with 3 spares and a strike Leslie R.
	"Retodd, you've got great form." Rob
	"You watch the OC? That's such a teenybopper show. But it's good." Todd
	"I don't think this is my sport--I'm getting pissy." Bowler Hope
	"I don't know what happened." Leslie R, her bowling score going downhill during the second game. "What happened to the magic?" Hope
	"I see who my competition is this game." Mike, about Todd.
	"It's called selective male hearing--all guys have it." Victor "The longer you date someone the worse it gets." Leslie
	"That was Todd--I would not pick granny style." Victor, on picking the style of bowling for that turn.
	"That was grace at its ultimate." Sarcastic Leslie, on Mike's under one leg bowling turn.
	"It sucks that I can't go on any roller coasters this year--I'm missing a whole season!" Prego Niff
	"What's with the name stealing?!" Niff, on a few of my friends using one of the girl names she was thinking about.
	"I was there and acting like everyone else except I don't have a headache this morning." Niff, on going to a party and not drinking.
	"He likes the fried crunchy stuff." Niff, on Mike.
	"He's a big sleeper. That's good--that works with your clock." Niff, on Mike.
	"We didn't get to color eggs this year--so depressing." Niff, on Easter
	"Christian wanted a tiki theme in his new bedroom and I found all this cool bedding. I thought I'd call you cause I know you'd be excited with me." Niff
	"If you don't open it now I'm gonna take it back!" Mom, trying to get me to open my Easter present on Easter.
	"I just submitted my income tax... No party at midnight." Dad, at 5pm on the tax submission day.
	"So how have you been?" Me "Buried and trying not to panic." Matt D.
	"Once this madness is over, I'm going to come in and finally set up my computers so I can start coming in. I can't stay home this much anymore. I'm getting cabin fever. My wardrobe is mad at me." Work at home Matt D.
	"Did you know that you are my official Drunk Call Friend? Whenever I am drunk and feel the need to call or text to share my happy drunkenness, you are always the first on my drunk girl speed dial!" One of my friends.
	"I thought I'd mix things up a little bit and leave a normal message on your machine. You know I turned a year older, I'm a little more mature-I can do that once in a while. But no too often cause it's kinda dull." Dice
	"We're partying like it's Friday today." Eric, out at a bar after a long day of school work.
	"I'll see you online!" Co-worker Matt D's ending comments on our phone call.
	"I'm having the time of my life! 4 dates w/ 3 guys in 6 days...hehehe! Love it." One of my girl friends.
	"I seem to have not had a problem at all filling in my gym time with other more fun & not good for me things...such as happy hour & shopping!" Leigh Anne
	"Sharks in Playoffs tomorrow whoo hooo oh yeah and baby Hively arriving tomorrow gosh what a day." Laurie
	"Yesterday we saw the Anthony Bourdine eat raw seal on the floor in the nook with the Northern Canadian people. That's the groosiet site I have seen in eating anything. I really didn't believe my eyes, just like a loin praying on an animal, he said it is very good! This is worst than a vampire, meat, bones and all..." Dad
	"Can we go now? I need a drink." Susan, our Director of Marketing, at 2:30pm Friday after a long week, wanting us to go for drinks. "It's 5:30 on the east coast and in EMEA they're just getting started going out." Kathi, our VP of marketing. Hey, works for me! :-)
	"I always know the weather. I wake up and look outside and can tell the weather." Dad
	"A little square but I can round her out." Dave, on a girl he met.
	"The troll hair cotton candy ruled! Who'da thunk a steakhouse would bring around lime cotton candy served on receipt holders?!" Matt
	"Probably will include therapy with some fat redneck that I'll have to use my drinking money to pay for on a weekly basis so I can go back to torturing myself at the gym." Leigh Anne, on physical therapy.
	"Talked to my girlfriends all day, worked as little as possible without getting myself in trouble or hating myself tomorrow, cheated on my diet that I started today, and checked on my vacation in May. It's still there. But I'm not." Tuesday Leigh Anne.
	"I keep my fan-dom up by checking your site continuously -- it's nice to see what you're up to via your photos and quotes." Clayton
	"I got everything. It's 50 bucks. That includes service so no need to tip." Dad, on picking up some things for me at the drug store.
	"I'm trying to bring 'bitchen' back. I hate awesome and amazing." Tony
	"So now I'm just gonna ask you a philosophical question: am I Nutter or am I Butter? Cause I don't remember." Daniel
	"If this your last message of the day get the heck out of work and have a good weekend!!!!!!!" Daniel, on my work voice mail.
	"Can people hear us? Maybe we should start texting." Cuz, sitting next to me at Grandpa's birthday Chinese dinner.
	"Anywhere with cheese and tots has go to be good." Mike K, on Sonic.
	"Grandma's not here to have my heads and suck my brains." Me, getting a bit sad upon seeing the fresh Chinese shrimps we had at dinner.
	"Dan likes when I drink cause I get nice." Rochelle
	"If I drank this shot and get obnoxious will you be offended?" Ro, to her husband.
	"Are you hungry? Ro "No." Mike "Oh come on!" Ro "It doesn't mean I'm not gonna eat." Mike
	"What the hell, yo! I'm not really that ghetto." Rochelle
	"Do you think if I get in a fight I could throw down cause I really want to find out. You know my kicks are deadly." Ro, to Sug.
	"Excuse me, my fry's a little naked." Ro, wanting Sug to ketchup her fry.
	"How you holdin up in the post Sylvia era?" Me "Bacon helps soothe the pain. But Sylvia was the last lunch instigator--gonna need your help now." David

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