"How was Vegas? I'm goin soon." Me, to Payless "When?" Payless "Few hrs." Me "That's the Eve I know." Payless
	"You are officially the 1st rsvp for wedding." Stopher, to early me.
	"I'm so glad things are good with Mike. I'll be on call to help with wedding plans when you are ready :) I have all my lists and spreadsheets saved on my computer." LesliE
	"I have decided that the benefits of drinking are outweighed by the way that I feel the next day. It's not worth it." Voicemail from hungover James.
	"We need to pick a time for 'Eve and Matt hangout action.'" Doodle
	"You sure he didn't call ahead and set that up to impress you?" Doodle, to me, on being in a brewery in downtown Vegas that was doing karaoke when Mike's song happened to come on.
	"Why are there so many lame guys around? I'm sick of those bastards, give the rest of us a bad name, and they always get the girlz." Frustrated Doodle "Well at least Mike is giving you guys a better rep." Me "Good. Least one good guy finishes first. Go Mike!" Doodle
	"Yeah some people just need to wise up. But trust me, you will find the wise one and she will be SO happy to have found you." My words to Doodle on dating and how cool he is. "99.99999999999999% of people need to wise up. And the other 0.0000000000001% are my friends." Doodle
	"PS Sophia said you have some good news to share, but she wouldn't tell me. I guess I'll have to wait until tomorrow :-)" E-mail from Benj to me via the Synapta rumor mill. 8-)
	"Breaking News! My 11am meeting just got canceled. So, I can meet at 11:45am anywhere you would like :-)" Benj
	"Sorry I didn't answer last night. I was SORT OF on a date." Funny dater girl Krissy
	"Seeeee I'm a nutcase and I found someone. There's SO hope for you." Me, to Doodle "You're a cool nutcase. Your head is a cool nutcase (gots to keep the evesults alive)." Doodle
	"Good random connection by the way. 10 points!" Doodle, during an IM convo.
	"Have a nice cuddle w beek. I LOVE U (hug emoticon)" Me, to Nicki signing off for the day "Likewise. Without the Beeko." Her cute response
	"Not take advantage of her drunk, just silly drunk." James on a date
	"Did she stay in the extra room?" Me, to James, on the end of his date. "Yeah... but so did she!" James, laughing.
	"You are either away at lunch or being mean–either way I don't want to talk to you. Catch you later." Payless
	"For breakfast, in addition to my jook, I'm eating a fried fish filet (think gorton's frozen fish) with fried eggs and baked beans - sounds bizarre, but I'm lovin' it!" James
	"I like being a bad boy. Gonna start smoking soon and get a tattoo." Bald Yed
	"Looks good for me. Real good since I didn't have lunch. Maybe I'll step out for some." Nicki, looking at restaurant menu for this weekend. "Sounds good. Luncher. You can be a lady who lunches." Me, to Nicki "I'd rather be a kid who snacks." Funny Nick
	"Ok, I haven't sent you a random story in a while, so here's one." James
	"Dr. Phil, signing off. Your friend, always concerned about you and your happiness." James' closing to his advice e-mail to me.
	"You know me. It's not like I'll be drinking into the night and have trouble getting home. :-P" Cheekers, on having happy hour on a Thursday vs a Friday. Not sure what she's implying. ;-)
	"I can't imagine spending that much money on a piece of rock attached to a piece of metal, but one day, I'm sure I will." James, on wedding rings.
	"I'll give you more details on the phone when I don't have the fear of my emails being intercepted by somebody at work." James, on new relationship details, working under communist rule.
	"I've decided that I've got to take the next step in fashion if I want to really try to be a high-powered lawyer. HA! That makes me laugh. Me? High powered lawyer? Right." James, on getting tailored clothes.
	"I tried one of my tailored shirts on today - wow! what a huge difference... I think I can't ever go back to off-the-rack clothes." James
	"You could cut glass with those things." One of Mark's lines. ;-)
	"2000 donkeys." Eric, on a music sharing program. "That's a lot of ass." Mark
	"We should replace the national anthem with this." Mark, listening to the Top Gun anthem. "It doesn't have God in it." Eric.
	"Out with Julie for wheel of torture." Part of Nicki's weekend plans. ;-)
	"I dunno... I just want big things!!!" Ro, on registering for her wedding.
	"I'm excited." Me, to Anjali, on our dinner that upcoming weekend. "I love our dates. We get all giddy." Anjali
	"How are you?" Lisa "I'm fine. How are you?" My response "I just bought 2 pairs of shoes. How do you think I'm doin?" Shoe obsessed Lisa.
	"Hi Bers." Me, to Mark "No more Bers. From now on you can call me Trick Magnet Mark Valentine. It's my Pimp Name." Bers
	"I felt like I was eating lotion." Anjali on floral flavored desserts.
	"I can tell how much I've been hanging out with you by the number of quotes I have." Anjali
	"Glad to hear that Mike is real nice to you - I'd hate to have to kick the butt of someone with such a cool name." Boston Mike
	"When's our next fancy food date?" Doodle
	"That's how I remember what I'm doing based on where you are." Nicki, on her schedule.
	"Hey cutie, sorry about that. Had to feed Saylor." Daniel, in the midst of a semi-spicy IM convo.
	"It's like not hard core burn me wax." Me, on a candle. "LOL.. What if I want the hardcore burn me wax?" Daniel
	"I feel busy a lot, even though I'm probably not." Mikey
	"Well, that's half of a day in my life. I'm having lunch with a couple of lawyers here... It'll probably result in another email. Stay tuned..." James
	"Yay! new quotes to read when I should be hard at work! Shhhhhh..." Laurie
	"I made the quote book through email. You are even cuter than I thought...and trust me I thought you were damn cute...where do you go from there!!!" Shannon
	"Well I as always love the quotes, but something is a bit awry when I am not quoted for two months. What is the world coming to? Guess I need a little more Eve action." Melty
	"I thought you'd dig this! Aren't you glad you upgraded?... I'm totally digging all the features in this." Daniel, on the new version of MSN messenger.
	"Ready willing and able to do WHAT?!?" Daniel, commenting on my IM status. "That was 4 u baby when I installed this." My response "Damn baby, you sure know how to get my attention!"
	"At this point, they're tentative. We were going to dinner where I proposed to Nancy and then a movie, but now we're considering going to a casino." Daniel, on his wedding anniversary plans.
	"East Coast doesn't have to be Boston!!! I'll meet you (wink wink) anytime, anyplace, anywhere. Well, it does have to be this side...but I'm amenable and open to left coast travel too." Silly right coast Shan.
	"It'll be a good year if I can wipe out both non-contiguous states in the same year." Shan on Hawaii and Alaska.
	"What else occupies your time besides your fascinating quote book?" Shan
	"Got some sample pastries!! Too bad your not here to help taste/evaluate." Cafe owner Ro–how fun!
	"Kickboxing is fun though. I get to punch and kick people/things and learn how to use knives and weapons!!!" Ro, on her intense exercise plan.
	"No I stopped cuz I've been having other stuff. Like today I had to meet with the pastry lady." Ro, on not taking dance classes anymore.
	"Keely is darling. I want to steal her." Steph, on her friend's daughter.
	"Now I'm reading December's to see what your life was like pre-me." Mike, on his first quote reading experience.
	"Conner seems to have an abnormally strong neck. Maybe it can be a super power. I don't know what it would be used for but it'd b used for good." Dice, on his son.
	"Use Fidelity title when you do your title stuff." Dice's advertisement
	"Dice says hi." Me "Hi Dice and hi cute babies." Mike's response
	"Start dreaming about daiquiris." Matt, on our upcoming New Orleans trip.
	"Why can't you ever date anyone that lives in the same state!?" Reechardo
	"I don't know what's in one, I just wanted to order it." Nicki on her new drink: the dirty martini. ;-)
	"I don't know what scarier about this...the man who took the time to write this long book or Matt who was just out for a read and found it!!!! Oh no RC walk away from the light!!!!" Nicki, on a random bathroom rant Doodle sent along.
	"Would be cool to hang with the power that is Eve.... That would mean we get to hang out 3 weekends in a row, awesome." Doodle, on weekend plans.
	"I made the quote page! :D" Mike, Eve's quotes newbie.
	"This is so funny, I think - like, I do this all the time: I compare my present life to what I fictitiously imagine my life used to be like, when in reality, you're right, my life before is hardly how I described it." James
	"You are special and not 'jerry's kids.'" Mike, to me.
	"Giant's are sucking, but I got a rubber chicken.'" Doodle, on going to a game.
	"Flute rock doesn't do so well at clubs.'" Doodle
	"I was out of town." Mark's excuse for not calling me back. "Where were you?" Me "Pleasanton." His response. Argh! Guess I'm out of town most Wednesdays too then.
	"She was being rude but I took it as a compliment." Lucie
	"My cat likes NASCAR. Did I tell you that?" Laurie
	"Wow, I am way quotable this month. Think it's a new record." Doodle
	"You're quotes page has now officially made my day, thanks." Doodle
	"Got any love 2 spare?" Melancholy me. "I have a TON of love to spare for you! My extra Eve supply is always full! I'm all about giving the love right now! I'm your 'Perfect Man for the Job.'" Super cute Daniel
	"Oh my god, Eve, you would die. It's the best cake I've ever had in my life." Daniel, on Coca-Cola cake.
	"OK, I'm going to go run some errands. If you need love, call me on my cell." Daniel
	"I think I'm mean." Me "You're the most unmean person I know." Loeby
	"We'll start looking for babysitters right away! Diceling Daddy is gonna rock wit da Voodoo Daddy. Can ya dig it?" Dice, on his bday present.
	"Most of the times the conversations turn into a Sex and a City episode–but not that classy." Loeby
	"Once I start back on the drugs it's kinda hard–that's 4 pairs in a week." Loeby, on shoe buying.
	"Good news is I'll be outside GE so maybe they'll have instant messenger." Mike, on potentially moving to Virginia for an assignment for work.
	"It doesn't even look like your house!" Nicki, on our house super clean to show.
	"We have new pope!" Me, waking up one morning to hear about it. "I don't care. But what country is he from?" Mom
	"I guess you're dating Nicki..." Mike, leaving me a voice message while I was out with Nicki.
	"I saw you cuddling with dad. You like Dad!" Me, to Mom. "No, I was just cold." Mom's silly response. "Me too." Dad
	"My feet are still recovering from 150 miles of walking. ;) I'm not so sure 40 year olds are meant for 3 days of Disneyland!" Tami
	"So needless to say I just felt like packing it up and heading to new Orleans a day earlier." Mike, on a hectic work day.
	"Just think of all the fun new adventures that you will have in the new place. You and your family will make it a great place and fill it with new happy times." Positive Mers trying to be comforting.
	"We will keep you distracted. I can tell you how my life has become w/a baby. Kevin sends me an email every morning after he drops Kalista off and it is usually about poops and boogers." LesliE, trying to make me feel better.
	"Ahhh... I had an eve song lyric moment." Doodle
	"Hey, why don't you, instead of moving to SJ, move to Oklahoma? Seriously, I think that will solve all your problems... I'll take you to Poker night, we can get Chocolate cakes, and I'll buy you all the Chik-Fil-a you want!" Daniel
	"Hey, now that something's going bad, maybe something else will change..." Daniel, comforting me.
	"Mmmm.. steak. tater tots. salad..." Doodle, on his dinner with his family last night. "Your mom gone again?" My response "Hahhaah.. 10 points for you!" Doodle
	"It'll be ok. Things will be fine. Your friends will still like you even living in SJ." Ebbers being silly supportive.
	"Think of Cold Stone!!! Yummy." Mark, trying to get me to have happy thoughts when I'm sad. "I can't eat cold stone anymore remember?" My response "Yeah I don't like that crap either. Yeah for gluten wheat and dairy free stuff!!! That's my favorite. That stuff is sooo yummy!" Goofy Mark
	"No grr-ing little miss toni the tiger. OK OK you can Grrrr all you want. I love being grred at!!!" More silly Ebbers cheer.
	"It is difficult I know when you are in the middle of feeling junky and the person doesn't do what you want. And learning to accept that people don't do what we want is just not a fun option!" Wise Mers
	"I realize that I write using a lot of hyperbole in an attempt at emphasis. Like, I'll say things that aren't totally true, but I'm exaggerating in order to make a point. The next line, while really not true, is yet still rooted in fact..." James
	"Thanks for playing 'what's on James' mind... boy, is he nuts.' Come back next week for more ludicrous and completely nonsensical thoughts from the world of James." James' closing to an e-mail
	"I leave for work everyday with my laptop, purse, and pump." Working mother LesliE
	"Have a great time! Let's hope we both survive. :-)" Kuldip on me in New Orleans for jazzfest and him in Las Vegas for a bachelor party that upcoming weekend.
	"I'm thinkin deli." Me about lunch. "Yeah good. Fast and bacony." Laurie's response
	"Tony Romas sounds good. Nick Lachey loves that place." Kimi, on our dinner date.
	"I can see leaves on trees." Hope, excited about her vision post lasic.
	"I think I'll go one meal without crawfish." Doodle, in New Orleans.
	"Ok now I'm ready to drink again." Mike, coming back from the bathroom.
	"Let's see if Hope has the hypercolor shoulder." Doodle, to potentially sunburnt Hope.
	"How can we flash 1708 as our gang sign?" Doodle, to Hope, getting ready for a picture.
	"This thing's going down!" Mike, on the huge piece of apple pie he was eating.
	"I used to have big puffy hair. There's a part of the ozone missing because of me." Hope
	"She's so nice when she's saying hell no." Talibah, on me project managering at work.
	"Hey Cutie, sorry about that. I had to order my tornado shelter!" OK Daniel, on having to leave our IM convo.
	"Today has not been good at all. Never should have left New Orleans, or at least should have stowed away on your plane." Mike at work on Monday after jazzfest weekend.
	"I don't pay attention to what I say anymore cause I know you'll quote me if it's good." Nicki
	"How do you like your room like this?" Mom, on my room all cleared out and super clean with generic art on the walls. "I hate it. It's unnatural." My response
	"Woohoo. Who's going to the Giants game? Doodle's going to the Giants game!" Doodle's excited text.
	"How was NO?" Non-Tripper "Very good! Went 2 mothers twice, camellias, lafittes..." Me "No puking?" NO friend "Nope. I was good this time." Me "Good to know you have it in you." CRW
	"We have new pope!" Me, waking up one morning to hear about it. "I don't care. But what country is he from?" Mom "Golfing with golfing virgins was fun." Chris, on his weekend.
	"I have no preference which day I go. So shove me wherever you want to accommodate those who need a certain time. Well don't shove me but politely point the correct day to attend." Nicki on planning.
	"BUZZ!!!" My boss on IM at home "Whatcha buzzin 4?" Me "Cause I can." Tony
	"Hope you feel clean." Mark's morning IM to me after getting to take a shower the night before.
	"Is Kathi Koontz our Kathy?" Mark "Your plane bud Kathi, with an I." My response "No for me, she will always be Kathy for me..." Mark
	"How was norleand? Ooops norleans." Kathi "Noreleand was great." Me "Cool! Who did you see play? You married yet?" Silly Kathi
	"Eve, if you want to tag along you are invited. I would even let you take a shower in my purple bathroom :)" LesliE on hanging out with Steph one night at her house.
	"Ok I think I'm jumping topics all over the place. Like an ADD kid." Nicki
	"I hate work - it really interferes with my life." James
	"You nut!" Me, to Cle. "Proud to be one." His response
	"Thanks for letting me vent a bit and yak." Cle
	"What are you craving besides dirty talk?" Flirty Nicki, on our dinner date.
	"How are you doing cutie!" Daniel's start to our IM convo. "I'm good. You?" Me "Good, baby, it's Poker night!" Daniel
	"I miss Nancy." Me "Awwww... That's sweet! She really likes you too! Hey, maybe, for my birthday... you guys should kiss?!?" Silly Daniel
	"Hey, bring her along, you guys can have a triple kiss!" Daniel's fantasy response to me telling Nicki what he said about his birthday.
	"Maybe make a private page for your naughty friends like me." Daniel
	"Or, better yet, maybe you both can sit in my lap and recite all the quotes...?" Daniel, on me and a girlfriend.
	"I like spicy. Spicy till my eyes water!!!" Red Hot
	"We are screwed... never going to get to catch up with you again." Steph, on needing to cancel our lunch date for the 3rd time.
	"I'm gonna go get ready for you." More fun Nicki pre-date talk.
	"No parking at hotel so wasted hour roaming lot. No internet connection. Bah 2 quote someone I know." Cranky work travellin Mike
	"I went into the doc for a foot rash today. I came out with steroids, a burnt off wart, and a hold in my neck where a freckle once was... Everytime I go to the dermatologist I lose some skin." Kathi
	"Love please." My 1st IM of the day to Daniel. "Coming right up! What's going on?" Daniel, sending me hearts and kisses over IM.
	"Ok I'm not ready for the solving part yet. I'm in the just had a breakdown on the way to work venting mode." Me "LOL.. Gotcha. Unconditional love coming right up!" Daniel
	"Hope all is going well for you and you are finding places to shower." LesliE
	"My boss said it was cool, my football pen." Chris, on one of his bday presents. "Well you are my football friend and I saw it so I figured it'd be neat to have. But smooshy on the top though--kinda weird texture when you push it." Me "Thats my favorite part. Smooshy." Chris
	"Ok, I gotta do some work today - I'm being bad." LesliE, on e-mailing.
	"Call me if you need to escape the nuttiness of home--we can run away to Mexico and drink margaritas on the beach." Mers
	"Ok I miss you again." Me, to Nicki. "Haha you're funny." Nicki "Yeah I know--needy schmoopy missy me." Me, all feeling lame. "You say it like it's a bad thing." Super cute Nicki.
	"I was counting down the minutes to the mojito." Malty, on taking care of her kids before our happy hour.
	"Do you still do your quotes? I was telling a guy about you today..." JohnCline
	"We're gonna go up to the city and drink. Not heavily though. Well maybe I will. Probably not cause I'm driving." Kimi
	"Hugs hugs hugs!!! Those are phone hugs. Kinda like phone sex but not quite as racy." Mers
	"Well, if I didn't just have major back surgery and a 6 inch incision in my front and an 8 inch in my back, I would have been there." Reechardo, on Synapta Happy Hour.
	"Yeah, you're right, talking to you in real life is better than almost talking to you in my sleep." Bengals Mike
	"I know, went from 0-120 in terms of travel." Suzy, heading off to international destinations. "That's awesome! Guy I'm dating is like that too." Me "Uhm, excuse me? Guy I am dating... Please elaborate." Suz–hee.
	"Hopefully Kimi's big-girl bed is coming up this Sunday." Hope
	"Sideways is good - I saw it a couple weeks ago. Lots of bad words, but still funny." Boston Mike
	"Sunday driving back, maybe playing cards in the evening, mostly just waiting patiently til Sundays mean something again." Football Lovin Boston Mike on his weekend plans.
	"Happy hugs rule!!" Mers
	"Gone are the days when I have time that's unbooked." Ryan D "Yeah I hear ya. But mine's all social fun. Yours is work and school." Me "He heh - actually, it's more social than school. I'm good at cramming." Ryan
	"Thanks for keep track of all the synaptans and setting this stuff up." Cookie, on our happy hour.
	"Did we eat today?" Dad "CPK. We just got back." My response to absent minded non-professor Dad.
	"I'm hopeless. I can't even blow this." Dad, on no sound coming out of a flute he has.

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