"Yeah grenades! Watching the little man hump the pole! Woohoo!" Nicki's response to a text I sent her while we were at Tropical Isle in New Orleans.
	"Double prints." Chris, taking a picture of the same thing I was.
	"I wish I could hug my TiVo." Christie
	"I'm ready to drink now." Hope, an hour before us landing in New Orleans after being very tired earlier that morning and the night before.
	"You know how I drive cars, the more it's worth the less I drive it." Payless Eric
	"Still have the Acura though but now I have a faster car that seats four." Payless Eric on getting an M3 BMW
	"So I wasn't drunk, if that's what you thought." Daniel, on leaving his silly messages for me.
	"This is my New Orleans night... Can we see the menus again so we can order more drinks?... Can we drink more booze at your house?" Nicki, on a party roll one Wednesday night.
	"I don't care if this is your work phone–you are the hottest chick ever." Married going to be a dad Daniel, being nutty–while reportedly sober–on my voice mail.
	"So how is everything?... Just say great cause that's all I have time for." James, to me, on his super expensive phone call." J
	"I'm still in Tasmania." James, calling to report he's alive. "Say hi to the devils for me." My response
	"Not as random as the pixie styx, but kinda random." Chris, on "cloudkookooland " (the name of the Counting Crows fan club) being the word of the day one day.
	"Nutella Crepes rock!!!" Cori Jayne
	"How big's your screen?" Me, to Laurie, on watching Sharks games. "55 inch. I don't screw around when it comes to TV." Laurie's response. I knew there was a reason why I really like her. ;-)
	"You can have my heart now... whatever's left of it : ( Just donate it to science." A friend, upset with the opposite sex.
	"So you gonna flip?" Dad, later I realize asking about flashing in New Orleans. Oh, dear.
	"I took a nap and now I'm a freak." Nicki, on being a random chatter. Sure, Nik, blame it on the nap... ;-)
	"If I never have tequila again, I would be OK with it." Karla, after her trip to Cabo.
	"I'm so excited Eve. I've waited my whole life to have babies!" Daniel, on his wife being pregnant.
	"I'm a speed chatter in bursts." Nicki
	"How embarrassing! Yet fun..." Kelly's response to the party pics.
	"I look horrible in those jeans....but at least we look like we are having a darn good time :-)" Steph, on party pics.
	"Anyway, we can play it by noses." Dad, on planning our weekend.
	"My little bed hopper..." Nicki's text to me after our bed shopping
	"Next time I shouldn't waste it on a Heine." Nicki, on drinking one beer on her diet
	"Hop on!" Nicki, to me while we were bed shopping
	"Any cute neighbors? And I don't mean guys." Eric's text to me at Giant's singles night
	"OH MY GOD - you rock. But you already knew that." Lisa, on the pretty good CC tickets I got us.
	"Sorta nice to feel so free and unburdened (except bya ll the crap I'm carrying)." James on tour down under with his backpack
	"Ok. having a good time so far (well, I just left Melbourne today.) James on his 5 month roaming all of Australia self tour.
	"If you don't get another email from me in about 2 weeks, call somebody here [website address] and report me missing. I'm serious." James' note to me before a 9 day hike in the middle of nowhere in Australia.
	"I haven't mooned anyone, since, ahhhh, last year." Oracle Kel, really keen on the nickname Mooner I gave him.
	"Night. Have a good eve. Hehe. I love saying that!" Nicki's IM, to me.
	"Thanks so much for coming Saturday–was so sweet of you to make time to visit... and party... and dance... and smoke." Suzy, to me, about her little going away gathering.
	"What happened in Santa Clara, stays in Santa Clara." Suzy on a goodbye weekend night before she left for Austin.
	"To be civilized. Dad, giving me a Krispy Kreme donut on a plate with a fork.
	"You are not supposed to eat before bed... We have donuts." Dad "Will you get one for me?" Me, in bed "That's even wors–you don't even walk to get it!" Dad
	"Why does she get both?" Suzy, on me naming Steph "Britney Jessica" in my new cell phone.
	"If any of this makes it onto your quote sheet I'm gonna kill you." Partyin Suz
	"I know you are still deep asleep, but I thought I better give you the correct phone #..." Heidi's e-mail to me at 9:30am on a weekday.
	"I'm either asleep in bed right now, or passed out over the keyboard! Either way, don't IM too much, or you'll wake me up!" Daniel's IM away status.
	"I haven't mooned anyone, since, ahhhh, last year." Oracle Kel, really keen on the nickname Mooner I gave him.
	"What's your nut name?" Leslie R., to me
	"Is it Geritol? Oh, Metamucil–even better." Rob, on one of his 40th bday gifts.
	"I am going to get drunk." Steph, about a party that weekend.
	"To further prove how sad my life is...the only reason I could get out of bed this morning is because I am excited about the Apprentice season finale tonight." Steph. Oh, I'm so proud of the tv dedication. :-)
	"I really need to start saving $$. No more shopping–save all my money for partying." RoHo
	"It's like I'm bipolar with my motivation." Nicki
	"Omg... finally watched the bach last night. SO GOOD, spicy: stalker, spy, pukers, etc. Going to be a good season." Steph, on the new Bachelor.
	"She's at that age where she chooses fashion over comfort." Matt B. about his 2nd grade daughter.
	"I think this could go down as The Coolest Thing I've Ever Done Online." Daniel "Wow, THATs big." My response "Yeah, I know! :-) And I've even had cybersex! ;-)" His comeback.
	"Oh, I'm so excited that you're there! I just had to tell someone! I snapped someone's neck on Xbox Live today! I snuck up behind him, grabbed him and twisted." Daniel
	"That's good. Nice planes are better than mean planes." Dice's response to me riding in a nice plane with Ryan.
	"I'm gonna go with the other 12 fans and protest." Dice, on the canceling of the random show Wonderfalls after 4 episodes.
	"Apple or Google?" Someone at a Silicon Valley party to us. "I'm independent." Victor
	"Yeah if you can't, tell them my dad said to do it." Dad, on ordering something I wanted from Krungthai, a restaurant my dad frequents.
	"Man I ate like that whole pack of tomatoes you gave me. I need to go shopping for some other food. This tomato diet I'm on can't be good for me." South Beach Dieting Nicki
	"I know I'm a freak but I like the idea of being a hidden freak and those deemed worthy see the true freak." Nicki
	"I know you rock...but you're not made of stone." Nicki, loving using the obscure movie quotes.
	"Maybe I'll start calling you Christmas–that's happy. Christmas Eve, New Years Eve... There's lots of Eves but only 1 "Eve"– I like that." Nutty Kathi
	"Eggs just sound yummy. Maybe it's the whole Easter thing." Laurie, on us trying to decide where to eat for lunch.
	"How come your Yahoo's pink? Is that cause you're a girl?" Eric, to me on my custom colors.
	"Well, you know me in Vegas: even when I'm there, I'm gambling. Until I win money, then I dance." Chris
	"You gonna turn into my trip only friend? Trippin friend." Me, to Chris "Well, I'm sure there is room in the circle for that." His response, alluding to my friend circles.
	"Even the garbage girls are hot." Eric, about Italy
	"Man and it was tough too cause they had the fun...You know how I love the fun." Nicki, after getting non-noodle food from a Chinese restaurant.
	"We missed Bikini Bull Riding at the Frontier–maybe next time." Hope, on her trip to Vegas.
	"I was close to marrying this Italian girl I saw on the metro and staying out there, but it didn't work out." Eric, on his return from Europe.
	"Pretty soon we'll have the whole gang we had before they broke us up in '98. That will be cool." Jake, on the great FL migration.
	"It's like 3D hedonism." Ryan, on helicopters. I guess being an airplane pilot, he's just a big fan of any vehicle that flies!
	"I think it's the closest way a human being can be to being a bird." Ryan, on flying a glider
	"After I was finished being terrified, it was cool." Ryan, on flying a glider.
	"I'm so glad you came. It was only half-premeditated." Ryan, finally convincing me to try flying in one of his little planes.
	"I fell asleep early last night–but I saved a lot of money!" Hope, on her first night in Vegas.
	"I hear you're practicing for New Orleans." Me, to Hope while she was in Vegas. "I'm trying to get my tolerance up." Hope's response
	"QT synchronized banking." Dad, to me, while we were using the ATM side by side. QT=quality time
	"Are you handicapped? Brake a leg and we can park." Dad, to me, in a place where there wasn't much parking available.
	"Can I make myself at home?" Dad, wanting to hang out and watch TV in my room.
	"We need a combo wonder twin palindrome name... Salevelas?" Me (Eve), to Nicki. '"Perfect. That will be our last name when we get married in the SF. And we'll name our kid Bob." My future wife's response. ;-p "And buy him a racecar." Me, adding in her prior candidate for a kid's name!
	"Da chacha has her own salas to english dictionary." Nicki, creating her own spellings of words. "You have the cliff notes." Nicki, on me guessing what she meant. "I have a chacha 2 eve dictionary." My reasoning
	"Sorry slight derailment into random land." Nicki IMing to me.
	"Man I ate so healthy today I think my body may go into shock–nothing but veggies." Nicki
	"Have fun with the fam in Jersey. Go watch Jersey Girl in Jersey while wearing a Bengals jersey." Me to Bengals Mike
	"I support the desire for website knowledge." Me, on quickly writing up a short HTML basics starter notes for James
	"He wrote little reviews and everything–like father like daughter!" Leslie, on Dad sending along Thai restaurant recommendations.
	"I like that idea easier to choose which kind to have when I can have 2! I'm sure my mother-in-law would LOVE that." Laurie, on planning to eat lots of cheesecake "Yeah go for it. It can be like a charity event: EAT 4 EVE." Me, being nutty "Can I make a banner?" The continuation of our nutty conversation
	"Eat EXTRA cheesecake tonight. It can be like you're prego–eat for two. But I'm the other person instead of a baby." Me to Laurie, on her busting out of her diet and being super excited about going to the Cheesecake Factory that night
	"You're on a roll today." James to me with silly comments "I guess so–even without being able to eat one!" My response "It just keeps coming!" James
	"I didn't realize the club closed. Bummer. Probably over heated." Nicki, on New Orleans' Shim Sham Club
	"OK You will be my guess....And you can invite me for late night snacks at King of Thai." Dad, on wanting me to go with him to Diana Krall concert in SF
	"Go jazz hands dirty dancer!" Nicki's Yahoo status on one of my dance days
	"I'm stoked for the Pixies." Chris, about upcoming concerts "Hahhaha Pixie Styx." Me being silly, as the conversation originated about the Styx concert. "Cure for Cochella." Another play on 2 more bands he was planning on going to see.
	"C4 thinks I'll like them." Me, about a recommendation to see the band A Perfect Circle. "You may, but the scene you may not like." Chris' feedback "What's the scene like?" Me, curious "Bunch of thugs and freaks." Oh dear–what did my Melty get me into? ;-)
	"You get ready quick like me. Although when I'm home it's like no minutes cause I just walk to the desk." Nicki, to me "Nice–that is the ultimate commute." My response
	"You're confusing me now... too many stacy's. hehe." SingleT, on my quotes.
	"Man who knew what a chatter box I can be once started." Nicki, on staying up talking past 1am the night before
	"We need to hook up in social situations where there are plenty of single men to choose from!" Kuldip, trying to help me along.
	"Man not going to the office today is a bummer. I don't have anyone to play jokes on in person. I think I'll just postpone my April fools til Monday." Nicki
	"Let's go, why not, new people are good." Leslie, on going to a party we were invited to where we don't know the host.

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