"They call it the 4 item combo, but I call it the 6 inch pile of meat. I had a sizable portion of each animal on my plate. It was beautiful." Eric, on his BBQ meal at Andy's.

"The rides aren't finished yet!" Mo, Mo, Mo, on Kevin's driving back from Disneyland.

"We're like the type-O of eaters... We're universal eaters ... Chinese can eat anything." Onray

"Nothing much has changed except she's now on the outside instead of on the inside." Flors, on her baby girl.

"I'm so happy I'm not pregnant anymore." Laura

"Hi. What's up?" Me, to Laura.
"Nothing. I'm just calling to tell you that I had the baby." Laura, nonchalantly.

"Is your nose dry? I have just the product for you! Tomorrow when you wake up and your nose is red, I'll have a product for that, too!" Mom, all excited about her QVC purchases.

"I'm ready to be done being pregnant." Flors, walking around the mall a few days before her due date.

"You don't count! James, to me.
"Yes, I do! 1, 2, 3, 4..." Me

"I like that shirt. You look so sexy." Dan's mom, to Lisa

"I wasn't the one puffing cigarettes and chewing nicorette gum." Loeby, to Div.

"Dan got the last grab." Lisa.
"Did he grab Eve?" Kevin
"No, he just did me." Lisa
"They have a special relationship." Tiffaney.
"Yeah, that's what happens when you spend a lot if time drinking together." Lisa

"That's great–you turned as if it was a circle. Before you turned as if it was a square." Part if Tiff's driving guidance to Kevin while in OK.

"I'm bursting with geek envy." Kuldip, on Dan's voice activated house system.

"We're having a male moment." One of Dan's friend's statement to his wife while talking to Kevin.

"Maybe I should get drunk before I go to bed every night so I can have psycho dreams." Tiffaney

"Oklahoma. Well, it's better than working." Stephanie, on my weekend plans.

"I have to say you looked really nice the other day when I saw you. You should look nice more often." Heidi, to me.

"Aghhh! Abbie had to walk up the slide at the same time Christian slid down it." Niff, explaining the screaming in the background when I was talking to her on the phone.

"I can snap and Abbie can't." 5 year old Cisch, very proud of himself.
"She does the hand motions, but the sound doesn't come out." Niffers, explaining it.

"I'm Mr. Flake and I came." JohnCline, on our scarcely attended Synapta layoff reunion.

"How was it?  Did you get drunk?" Grandma and grandpa to me when I called after our Sonoma trip.

"Have a good time. Don't get drunk." Grandma and grandpa to Kevin and I before we went to Sonoma.

"Dumb back-bend dance." Stephanie, on our bubblegum jazz dance that hurt her back.

"I never knew all the sound that I was missing." Bob, on his new subwoofer.

"We're always feeling Asiany–we're a bunch of Asians." Anjali, on picking where to go for lunch.