"He's so good looking. Too bad he had to leave." Mom and Dad, about Daniel.

"We can pay since you two are pink slippers." Mom, on paying for dinner for Kevin and me.

"What are you doing?" Lisa, to Rich.
"Watching the Price is Right. Isn't that what people who don't have jobs do during the day?" Rich

"Go ahead. How many times do you get laid off?" My motivation thoughts to Cheeckers for her to take another shot.

"A bunch of people are all going to go somewhere to have drinks." Me, at 11:30 am.
"This early?" Kasey
"Sometimes there are special occasions." Me

"Would they just get it over with so I can go drink?" I forget who, but could be anyone that day.

"Sometimes you need websites like the toilet thing to keep your mind off of things." Cheeckers

"You should see me. I'm a full time manager, part-time seamstress." Cheeckers

"I'm full. I'll have another bite." Kevin

Not too many quotes in April. It was a pretty traumatic month. :-(