"I'm punchy today." David, with newly acquired SGI work stress.
	"Wow these buns are fluffy." Laurie
	"That's the thing I don't like about being elite. I feel guilt. I've never felt guilt before." Laurie, a new Elite Yelper
	"You living in your iPhone?" David , to me.
	"That's a balanced diet: salad, pizookie. Libra says yes." David on BJ's.
	"You still have to the cook the thing." Friend on getting pregnant.
	"Funny how that works: the smaller the portions the more expensive it is, the cheaper the smaller." Mike
	"10 at night? Good I can buy jok then." Dad on picking us up from the SF airport
	"I'm outside without freezing my ears off." DJ at SFO when we just got in from Chicago
	"I just want a good game." Yed, watching NBA playoffs. "Yeay me too." Kyle "I just wanna win my bet." Mike D
	"Is this your crack?" Kyle, on fantasy baseball "Yeah." Mike D
	"They should make a Tyler Hansborough doll. Nothing on his body shuts: his eyes, mouth, etc." Mike D.
	"Do you like it?" Laurie, taking us to her favorite cheesesteak place: Amato's. "Oh yeah. It's gonna be a problem." David
	"Big one is like a car or something." Taylor on Amato's cheesesteak
	"I get the fish. No head." Me, about Potsticker King, trying to make sure it doesn't freak Laurie out. "Do you have to ask for no head?" Laurie
	"You can name it whatever you want, I'll call it whatever I want." Dad, on a potential kid
	"Eve is keeping Kosol. My name will be a legend forever. " Dad
	"It smells like leather... Or man." Kathi on Todd's car
	"What percentage does food affect your choice of location to visit?" Chris, to me. "90%." Me
	"I'm ready to switch bubbles and be like Mike, the bi-alcoholic." Matt, holding a beer looking forward to champagne.
	"I'm like a photojournalist." Me, taking pics of food at Easter. "You are. You're a foodojournalist." Matt. Love that!
	"You have to come here for the good stuff." Matt on quotes
	"She's an empress, we already have a queen." Matt
	"You're my bubble love so I have to bring out the good stuff." Matt
	"You just get a wiff out of the brain spiciness." Matt Y, on crawfish
	"It doesn't have the usual sweetatude it usually has." Matt Y,on his pisco sour
	"Bourbon street is not ready for me." Mike on baby got back karaoke
	"That was quite enjoyable." Mike on his steak with debris meat sauce.
	"I will not eat at squeal. I'll eat at oink before I eat at squeal." New Orleans Bartender
	"I speak drunk very well. I've been doing this for a long time." Tour guide on New Orleans cocktail walking tour.
	"I'm getting pre loopy." Doodle
	"We have a band coming out from California called No Doubt. I used to drive them around a few times. They were nice and down to earth and made me feel like I was part of the band. I felt like picking up an instrument and playing w them." New Orleans cab driver
	"Charlie Sheen was a bit inebriated but he knew where he was going... Stress-free guy, I think on 2 1/2 men he's being himself." Fun New Orleans cab driver.
	"I've never had bbq beef with bacon before. I was dreaming about bacon." Dad , excited about his order.
	"A lot of calories. It looks plump like a fat person. It's a warning." Dad on big Specialty's cookie
	"You eat intestines all the time." Mom, to Dad "Yeah but it needs to be cooked a certain way." Dad
	"I'm running out of things to eat in this world." Dad
	"That was good and fun. What would we do without yelp?" Mom after lunch
	"I'm not a trunk person." Melanie, putting her stuff in the back seat.
	"Can we have fried food? I want fried food." Flor who usually eats super healthy.
	"It was so Dolly Parton 9 to 5 and I like Dolly Parton." Flor
	"I'm cheffin I told you." David, to hub Matt
	"By the way we're night fighting we're not not having a good time we're just punchy." Matt
	"You have to go have your culinary nostril experience." Matt D
	"I have to compress time, I'm getting old." David H.
	"I don't think I'd have that many people at my funeral--maybe a few less. Eve yours would be huge... This is almost as good as Steel Magnolias. " David, watching the Rent movie.
	"Once they taste real food, they're gonna really like it. They've been having formula for 5 months, how boring." Ro, on the twins.
	"Dan was a preemie–you'd never guess." Ro, on how preemies can grow.
	"You didn't wait for me and Lexi to start the movie? Lexi's never seen it." Sug on one of his 5 month old daughters.
	"Maybe you can get a part in Twilight. You could be a vampire baby." Sug, to Lexi.
	"Been traveling every week for the past couple weeks: Boise, Seattle, Dallas, Denver... Too much right now..." Mark "It's like you're a rock star." Me "Yeah I'm kinda like a rock star but better voice, less singing, not as many groupies and hardly any smashing of the Hotel TV with my guitar. Almost did it with my laptop out of frustration last night but that was a work thing, not so much the drug induced wild orgy frenzy they do it out of... But yeah very similar." Mark
	"I think it is time to retire from the wine accumulation business." Yed's tune every few weeks.

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