"I'm gonna go postal soon." Me "Sweet." Yed "Today's worse than yesterday!" Me "Uh oh. The only thing that made today better for me was that it is thursday and snow patrol. I guess I am just so evil....that your misery is showing me that I am not the only one." Yed
	"I'm gonna have a hard time not drinking too much tonight." Me, during a super busy day at work. "I'll drink too. Just cause I'm bored and thirsty." Nicki
	"Oh no, what did i say..." Boston Stacy, getting the you've been quoted note.
	"Yippeee! It has been way too long since I have been quoted." Leslie R., getting the same email about being quoted.
	"I wish I could be there with you to give you a big hug (and a kiss if Mike would allow it)!!!" Krissy
	"My friend (just a family friend) is arriving in Florence today and I am so excited to see him and to be able to speak English with someone who speaks it as a first language. :-)" Italy living Krissy.
	"I told my friends we were taking Amtrack today." Kelly, on Nicki's Caltrain pub crawl.
	"I can't wait til Yed starts drinking again." Me "Why isn't he?" Hope "He's training for wildflower." Eric "I'm doing it too and you can see it's not stopping me." Hope
	"You're not smarter than a 5th grader." Julie, when Kelly didn't know which numbered president Lincoln was. I didn't either. :-O "I'm smarter than a first grader and that's all I need to be." Kelly, 1st grade teacher.
	"Do you know what President Lincoln was?" Kelly, asking around. "Yeah he was the 16th." Mike "You know the only reason he knew that was cause he saw it on Growing Pains?" Me, telling Kelly.
	"We're on date night." Niff, calling me out with her husband without the three kids. "So was part of date night to go to a nice dinner and call your sister?" Me "Yes." Niff
	"I told Julie you asked how big she was." Kelly "Did you tell her I asked how she was feeling first?" Me
	"There's no more pipes." Julie, looking very disappointed when we went to a Pizza and Pipes in Redwood City.
	"Here, take this." Jay, giving me his lighter to try and find my way around the pitch dark restroom at Pizza and Pipes. More of a funny story than a quote but wanted to put it in anyway cause it was memorable. ;-)
	"Some say loooooooooove it is a riiiiiivver..." Chris and Gigi with the microphone at Pizza and Pipes.
	"I can't believe I just fucking sang the Rose." Chris
	"Is that your pizza?" Kelly, to the table beside us who had an empty table with a pizza on it behind them. "Yeah, you have a problem with that?" One of the big guy's response.
	"Why do I have to live my life defined by a song?" Mike, after singing "Baby Got Back" yet again.
	"He couldn't even speak English but I got him to play Sir Mix a Lot." Kelly, about the DJ at Pizza and Pipes.
	"I really like your boyfriend." Kelly, after spending a bit of time with Mike. "I really like him too so that works out." Me
	"It's got the Pac Man for the C." Payless Eric, about the Carlos Club sign.
	"I don't know who to root for between Oregon and Oregon State." Jay "You can root for a duck or a beaver." Mike
	"For the love of God stay off the tracks." Mike, by the train.
	"I was expecting words." Chris, after loopy me kissed him on the cheek.
	"I'll be the pole." Nicki, with me dancing around her at the last bar.
	"Oh yeah." Mike, after looking at the clock in bed. "What?" Me "I'm sleeping in." Mike with a big smile on his face at 12:30pm on Sunday.
	"Man! You have a gift basket in your future!" Ross, vendor I was helping. "Ha funny." Me "I don't joke about that sort of thing." Ross
	"Man my connection is a turtle today. It's driving me nuts." Me "Maybe your wife is downloading a lot of mp3... Oh, that's what I say when MY connection is slow at home..." Ross
	"How has your day gone with your launch?" Yed "Super sucky. Super duper." Me "Well, remember Heroes. Happy thoughts." Yed, using my love of tv shows for cheer. ;-)
	"To me, it is all about lunch and leaving these days... If I wasn't so strong willed I would've opened some wine by now." Yed, on work. "Man I couldn't have made it. My willpower is going towards not hurting anyone." Me, a bit stressed.
	"I've determined saying your someone's friend forever is a curse. Only two who ever said that aren't anymore so don't ever say it." Me "OK then I'll say always. Always is different." Cute Mark
	"She is not one for embarrassing games, etc. She will not wear anything and I'm fine with that... it's what she wants." Debbie, about Stacy's bachlorette party. Sounds kind of like an embarrassing outfit to me! ;-)
	"Realizing that I'm not seeing you this week and then got bummed. Dude I have a serious Eve problem. I get super spoiled when I see you all the time then I'm like jonsin for more action ." Funny Nicki
	"You know, the train sounds closer to you than it actually is!" Chris, about our place.
	"Your garage is hard for hung over people to scurry under. :)" Chris
	"How many tickets would we need for the game?" Dice, after we determined seats weren't good enough to buy off of the Giant's site. "You have a special Giants ticket supplier? ;-)" Me "Yes. My buddy Craig. He has a list." Funny Dice
	"Oh sweet. Happy hour tonight--work just sent an email. Never been so happy to see that email before." Me, having a rough past few days at work. "I'll have to start having my own happy hour. I'll send myself email for my own happy hour." Yed
	"Score. You sunk my battleship. And not the disgusting white castle way." Nicki, about making me feel better by talking to her.
	"It is a double-yes, for both of us. Sounds like fun, chatting, drinking beer, having a great view and finally learning about the complex baseball rules!" Gisela, on going to a Giant's game with our friend from LA.
	"We could try Willy's if that's not too far for you. I could get Willy with it." David, on lunch planning.
	"I love going out of town...it's always such a motivator to do things like the brows and nails." Karla, prepping for a Vegas trip.
	"How y'all doin' today?" John "Ok I guess. You?" Me "Aw, that doesn't sound like Eve Kosol. Where's the perky? The quirky? The Eve we've come to count on to bring a little sunshine into our day?" John "She's on a break I think." My response
	"First thing that shocked me was it was so short. I was expecting to have to have a full hour to read it." Nicki, comparing a recent email talking about how I feel to my typical ones.
	"Do what I do. Just not care about everything. Only care about those things that truly matter. I guess that is the hard part." Yed's advice
	"Unfortunately, there are some things that are beyond repair. Some words spoken cannot be taken back." Wise Yed
	"Word of advice if you ever get really sad. Don't cry hard for hours. You get the worst headache and you didn't even have alcohol involved at the time to enjoy to get it." Me
	"This is a list of all my lunchable days between now and end of tax season (as of today) in case you want to see me at lunch, happy smily lunchable days :-)" TurboTax Laurie.
	"When are you going?" Susan, after I sent her the Michael Minna menu. "1st Saturday in April. Mike's taking me for my bday. Few months late but we've been busy." Me "This one looks the best but super spendy." Me, sending her the super tasting menu. "Ahhh, but aren' t you worth it?" Susan. Good point! :-)
	"You guys over there drinking champagne?" John K., after we launched our new borland.com website we've been working hard on. "Tell him decaf coffee and girl scout cookies." Susan, at 9:30pm.
	"What a beautiful site." Rick, on our new company website. "You sound like you're at the Grand Canyon or something." Me
	"If there is a new grey's next week. We open wine." Been abstaining for training Yed.
	"Life is fun & memorable for sure but its not easy, it's not painless & it certainly isn't fair. Sometimes there isn't even any rhyme or reason to why things happen. Some call it fate, some call it luck (or lack of), some call it predestination, some call it the butterfly effect. But its not so much what happens as how we handle it that strengthens us & builds our true character." Wise Leigh Anne
	"Some of the world's most amazing people are riddled with scars. It's all in how you help them heal." Leigh Anne
	"What's going on in the world--girls with boyfriends are out meeting guys with girlfriends." James
	"The world's is global now." Kathi, on communication technology. "I think the world was always global." Me
	"I'm going to go get ice." Becky "You want the bucket?" Kathi
	"We've been friends since we were five." Leslie R. "No, I was four." Becky "But you're older than me!" Leslie
	"That's ok--your real friends will b wearing dresses." Me, to Leslie on her bachlorette party dress code when we were wearing pants. "You are my real friends." Leslie "I know--I just wanted to hear you say that." Me
	"I was trying to find you crotchless panties but no luck." Andrea, on Leslie's bachlorette present.
	"These are my first engaged straws!" Leslie, opening my present.
	"My hair--I can't turn." Leslie, on her wig she was wearing on her bachlorette night.
	"She's gonna be a bride soon!" Nina "And then she'll be an old married woman." Andrea
	"Holy crap! Are we done?!" Leslie, on opening so many presents.
	"The boys would be like too much fabric!" Lucie, on one outfit Leslie got.
	"I have a dick on my leg." Leslie, during a bachlorette game.
	"Hey, the focus is on me! Me, ladies--not that!" Not liking to be the center of attention bachlorette Leslie, to Becky and Nina watching "Guys Gone Wild."
	"You're the director commentary." Me, to Stacy on "Guys Gone Wild."
	"Love the green hair!" Guy in a car passing by shouting at me waiting for a cab in my green tinsel punk wig.
	"It's hard to remember quotes when there are so many good ones." Kathi, on the lost quotes.
	"You can never have too many of those. And believe me, I know from experience." One of Leslie's mom's friends when she got a sexy slave kit. :-O
	"This wedding is sponsored by Crate and Barrel." Stacy, while Leslie was opening her shower presents.
	"Is this gonna make me cry?" Leslie, on her photo book. "Yeah probably." Becky
	"I hate to tell you everyone's gonna be staring at you on your wedding day." Leslie's mom, on her being shy about everyone watching her open presents at her shower. "That's ok--I'll be drinking heavily beforehand." Leslie
	"I feel like this isn't a good sign for the wedding." Leslie, on crying over nice messages she was reading. "Stop crying over your salad bowl." Someone at the shower.
	"It's like a cornucopia." Chantal, on Leslie's gift basket.
	"Olive picks." Leslie, announcing one of her gifts. "Oh for my martinis." Leslie's mom. "Who says you're invited over?" Leslie
	"I'd like to get married now." Stacy, on getting gifts.
	"From my aunt who's not here but you still have to sit through me opening it." Leslie
	"I got a Kitchen Aid mixer--but it's not in this box." Leslie, opening a card.
	"You can play if you want but there's no more gifts." Kathi, on present bingo.
	"Becky I have a picture of you holding that with your butt up. I think that's gonna be classic." Leslie's mom
	"Who's having fun?" Leslie, a good amount of time into her gift opening.
	"Show the baby--it'll take the focus off me." Limelight Leslie "You're cute but we wanna see the baby too." Stacy
	"It's funny today seeing you guys without wigs." Leslie, about the bachlorette party wig theme.
	"It has been an adjustment to get used to the culture here, i.e. the language and the small grocery stores." Living in Florence Krissy.
	"On a different note, I got phone numbers for three girls. This is why I love Hong Kong. Crazy girls are easy to meet!!! Ha!" James
	"I'm trying to play cool and confident, but man, what am I doing, really?" James, on his new job.
	"So, I'm in the middle of my third drink and I'm feeling tipsy. And now, I realize why I drink: life looks and feels fine, in my mind, when I've had between 2 and 3 drinks." James
	"I hope she likes Greys." Me, on Yed having someone stay with him. "Not sure what her deal with tv is or what type of wine she likes....if she likes wine." Yed, hitting the important things we value in people we hang out with. ;-)
	"Just thought I'd share that with you since there will probably be another body on the couch watching tv with us." Yed, on his new temporary roomie.
	"What's the plan for tonight? dinner? gym?" Mike, revealing what our daily life is like.
	"You free Thurs lunch? I have a meeting and dentist I found out for Wed." Me "Ooooh... Thursday now is it!!! That means I can get the Wed special at Subway this week - oh such unbidled joy..." Nut David
	"I was a happy drunk. Missing parts of the evening... mainly how we got from one place to another. Started at a Thai restaurant and ended with me trying to extract a friend from a Thai massage parlor..." David's bachelor party weekend
	"Ooooh sounds like quite a night." Me "Nothing really happened, although us old folks can't recover the next day so well... Last time I did that was your little engagement party. That was a 2 day hangover, thank you." David, on going out drinking.
	"ok im all signed up too! woohoo 2 chicks with sharp knives that know how to use them....watch out world!!!!!!!" Nicki, on our knife skills class.
	"Vegas was a blast. I'm still a bit sleepy...sleeping is never a priority in Vegas right?" Karla
	"No big boy stories...well I met one really cute boy, but then he started to be an ass, so I went back to dancing with my girlfriends." Karla
	"This is a three part email... The first two parts are largely unrelated to part three, but somehow they were all in my mind at the same time." James
	"How does this rank on the scale of 'crazy emails from james'? Your crazy crazy crazy friend, James." End of James' email.
	"So, after writing you that email, and after pouring my 4th drink for the evening, I've reached a decision. Though, due to the excessive drinking, it's possible that I could change my mind." James
	"You always point out the positive things and say the nice things to make me feel better." Me "Oh, thanks! It's my survival trick." Gisela
	"Your life is over." Martin, on Brian having his first kid "It can't be that bad--you're going for a second round." Brian "Well once your life's over it can't be over again." Martin
	"We had a great trip - lots of pool time and I did some damage shopping while Spence golfed. :-)" Steph
	"Not sure if having a job is for me." Payless Eric, enjoying not working.
	"There's got to be more to like than getting drunk, asking for girls numbers, and going to the 24 hour McDonald's. I've done it for two nights in a row and it's getting old." Intoxicated James' voice message.
	"What? For that price you should be able to go back every night for a month!" Mike, on the fancy SF restaurant Michael Minna.
	"I like when the seasons change--it's like I get a whole new wardrobe." Me
	"You're eating at your desk like an IT person." Someone, at work--the ultimate insult cause I'm a big lunch going outter. :-O
	"Why do you get such pleasure in that?" Mike, on me putting my cold hands on him.
	"This is why I don't get people that put too much stock in work. Life balance. Fuck work. I want to retire." Frustrated Yedders
	"Man can I quote that? It's AWESOME." Me "I can't tell you what you can or can't quote, can I?" All access Yed
	"She's cute." Me, reading an email from a coworker in Brazil. "You seem to bring out the cuteness in people." Rick
	"Do you want me to sing it isn't easy being green at your wedding? Or I can pretend to be a shamrock." Hyper me, on wearing green in Stacy's wedding.
	"I actually feel like I'm getting married." Me, about trying on my wedding dress that day. "That's a good thing! Being married is sooo much fun... but getting married is even better." Married Marie
	"ipoding is tiring and time consuming." Yedders
	"I don't want to fall walking down the stairs." Me, in my wedding dress. "Just remember if you do let go of my arm." Dad
	"Tell Rochelle her job is to fix the back of your dress." Mom "What's my job? To make sure you don't fall down the stairs and make you laugh like a goon? I'll have to think of many funny things to say." Dad
	"I always wanted my own personal chef." Mike, on me cooking pretty regularly.
	"I can't sleep anymore." Mike, Saturday at 10am. "When does that ever happen?" Me, trying to still sleep.
	"Double OT. I'm gonna cut some meat people." Yed, on St. Paddy's Day watching basketball and making corned beef.
	"You notice how you never see me and Sir Mix a Lot in the same place?" Mike
	"Is this the dontcha wish your girlfriend was a lot like me beer?" Eric, on Heineken Light.
	"I could drink some pretty nasty stuff but that was nasty. " Taylor, on Jamaican booze cruise punch he had during his honeymoon.
	"It's hard to have the crazy parties like we used to. Every once in a while someone will pull it off. You do it. You find a bar in the city and just stick people in it and they drink themselves to death." Taylor, to me.
	"Are we having a sleep marathon?" Me, at 2pm on Sunday.
	"Car bombs bad news." Yed, on going out on St. Patrick's Day.
	"Eyes feel really tired. But this is probably nothing compared to how my eyes will feel tomorrow at the end of the work day!" James, at 5am.
	"Thanks for the guidance. If I'm smart, I'll follow it. Well, that doesn't sound so hopeful, huh? Even though I'm not smart, hopefully I'll follow your guidance anyway." James
	"Its raining men currently." Funny Leigh Anne
	"I'm right here." Me, to Mike screaming at the Clemson basketball game on tv. "Well they're in South Carolina!" Mike "And the game's over." Me "Yeah I have to scream across the country and a few hours back in time." Mike
	"I know I'm dopey. And grumpy and sleepy--all sorts of Disney characters. " Mike
	"I appreciate your sacrifice." Mike, on him being able to record his Clemson basketball game instead of my Ellen show.
	"Ok that's weird. I got quoted in the midst of an e-mail. It's like we're blogging & everyone can see." Big Brother phobic Leigh Anne
	"I have a close handful here that I adore but you guys sound like an extended Cali version of Friends. I can't wait to meet everyone at your wedding! Oh no, the pressure. Don't quote me anymore...you make me sound so much cooler & then they'll expect it." Funny Leigh Anne
	"I would like to get out of it, but it would be kinda rude, so it looks like that I can be rude to you since you are friends. Just kidding." Michael, on having to go to a work goodbye lunch.
	"My conscience is so discerning that when I don't do something I know I should…or vice versa…I actually get a headache. Like otherwise I wouldn't realize I did something bad. It's like I have my own back up." Good angel on her shoulder Leigh Anne
	"I can't decide what to eat. I forgot my lunch and I have a meeting at 1. I think I'm going to go grab some pizza at the cafe. Grease works!" Boston Stacy
	"If I was asking anyone else this question I probably wouldn't get a response. But I am pretty sure you two have eaten at every restaurant in SF." Kevin H., asking Eric and I about restaurants in the city.
	"Say hi to Michael...I'm still dreaming about his turkey!" Our realtor Prue.
	"Ok they're picking on me for "making all that noise on the keyboard" so its probably obvious I'm typing a book. Gotta scoot...they don't pay me to be an author!" Leigh Anne, emailing me from work.
	"Wow, I'll bet you'd be an awesome cook." Daniel "So why do u think ill b a good cook?" Me "Because of your vast food experience! No one has sampled as much food as you have." Daniel
	"You'll have to tell why you hate everybody later. ;-)" Yed "Ha nothing new." Me "I hear you. Sometimes the same old b/s does that to you." Yed
	"You're making me cheerier by the way. Thanks for that." Me "Well good. If you hate one less person today, then I've done my job." Daniel
	"Also am into NCAA basketball. Am in the top 3 out of 100 for a $5.00 bet. Am beating all the coaches here at school and they are mad!" Aunt Kathy
	"I like more girls in the world." Aaron, on Martin's newborn girl.
	"Need to get some stuff done so I can do nothing tomorrow." Yed
	"What's for dinner to night? So I can prepare my stomach." Dad
	"Sweet!" Mike, on an empty seat next to him on our red eye flight to Boston.
	"I love you, I'm hungry." Mike, as I left at 10am mid nap after our red eye flight.
	"So what do you think of Stacy being your stepmom? Are you gonna start calling her alien?" Me, to Nikki, the day before her dad's wedding.
	"That's why I think we get along so well--you're more stream of consciousness than I am." Ed, to me while we were talking.
	"10 to 1 you're gonna have a broken shoe tomorrow." Ed, looking at Karen's bridesmaid shoe.
	"I still can't get over she's a Yankee's fan." Me, about one of Stacy's friends. "She's from the wrong half of Connecticut." Stacy
	"The thing about beer is it's very yummy but it fills you up." Ed
	"Find Elvis, get married, enjoy your day. Here's your ticket, your chips, enjoy your stay." Ed, on a Vegas wedding.
	"I may have not seen you in six years but I doubt you've changed." Ed, to Dennis.
	"I'd like an ice water." Stacy "I'm sorry, I can't do that." Dennis, taking drink orders.
	"I'm a bottom shelf type of guy." Ed
	"Super Mario Brothers apparently doesn't do it for me." Stacy on her cell phone ring not working.
	"It worries me cause she's writing things down when I talk." Dennis, about me.
	"Bye baby--you look beautiful." Mike "At 7am without hair or makeup done, I guess that's a good sign." Me
	"Hair's not that important to me to get up that early." Karen, to a lady who comes to get her hair done at 7am.
	"That was gross--I'm never doing that ever again." 14 year old Nikki, after her first sip of champagne.
	"How is everything?" Waitress at wedding, after dinner. "Ask Nikki--she's tried everything." Debbie "It's the littlest things in life that excite the hell out of me." Mike, on one of his wedding gifts.
	"I'm gonna go get my omelet now." Me, at brunch at our hotel in Boston. "I thought you'd like the omelet man." Kevin "It's a woman!" Me, surprised. "That's ok--women can make omelets too." Kevin
	"You look like a vegetarian." Ed, looking at his girlfriend's breakfast plate. "What's a vegetarian look like?" Me
	"Good luck in September... I mean the 9ers--don't know how well they're gonna do." Ed, to me.
	"Cuervo and Patron. They're so different, they shouldn't even be called the same thing." Mike, on tequilas.
	"The whole lick salt, suck lemon--I think I like it. I just wish it wasn't so hard on my stomach." Anne Marie
	"I pretty much don't do shots." Anne Marie "It's a good rule--I try that too." Me "Words to live by." Mike
	"I promised I wouldn't touch a computer." Stacy, on her 2 week Cancun honeymoon.
	"How come you call Stacy Peanut when this Stacy is Peanut?" Mike, in Boston, confused on the difference between SF Stacy and Boston Stacy. "Cause I didn't know about the other Stacy and her dad's nickname for her." Me
	"Red or white?" Leslie R., about what wine to bring for dinner. "Either. Surprise me. What does Todd like?" Me "Alcohol." Leslie
	"Mike likes red but will go either way. I used to only like white but now I go either way." Me "That was how I was. I am bi wine." Melty
	"Life is too short for the bull shit." Yed
	"Your clients--we'll get it. This is what we call a tax write off." Our tax lady buying us a drink when we ran into her at a restaurant.
	"I'm taking Flopsy." Mike, threatening my little stuffed dog. "That's ok, as long as I get to take Cheeky Charlie." Me, about my fave stuffed monkey. "But Flopsy just told me she's carrying Charlie's child!" Nutzo Mike made me laugh so hard with his stuffed animal drama I nearly spit out my water.
	"Going 2 sfo 4 field trip." Mike. Funny on how Mike's work differs so much from mine.
	"At least you get a parking spot." Susan, about an 8:30am meeting.
	"I always have to have a vice--just one. I'm a vice guy." John R.
	"Weirdo." Me, to Dad. "Weirdo main man = weirDER offspring!" Dad
	"I hear you hired someone. What's she like?" Me "Hmmm what's she like. I dunno--I think she's phenomenal. You'll meet her soon. I'm not sure if she's a foodie--I know that's what you like." Aaron
	"There really is no way to describe or prepare for it. You think you're ready and you think you know what it will be like and it is and isn't all at the same time." Bob, on having a kid.
	"I think you look super cute." Nicki, about me in my green tinsel punk mullet wig I wore out for Leslie's bachlorette party. "Ha that's hilarious. Cute is never what came to my mind. Freak, silly--yes." Me "Silly yes. Freak yes. But still cuteeeee." Silly Nicki
	"Be there or you are dead to me." Yed, on meeting him at Momo's before the Giants game.
	"How ye been, btw?" John "Okish. u?" My reply "Ok-ish as well. Well, a few notches above ok actually. Not entirely contented, though I don't know what that would take. But no legitimate complaints." John "Really? Few notches above? Any good news?" Me "No, just no bad news. That's better'n ok isn't it?" John
	"Why you gotta XXX out my info... does that mean it's super pervy!!!" Nicki, on our wedding program draft I sent her not having the writing about her in it.
	"We stopped for a shot of patron since you guys had a drink on the train." Yed, upon him and Rodd meeting us.
	"I'll take a peanut. I'll work for peanuts." Rodd, on Gisela sharing her snack.
	"You got Radiohead tickets that next morning. You got mvp that weekend." Yed, to Rodd post crazy Kaboom night one year.
	"I still can't believe I'm married." Matt S., married last fall.
	"Simone was amazing. She was like a human in a rat's body." Matt, about his former pet.
	"We have two small white female rats with two big black football player names." Matt, on pets Tiki and Ronde.
	"You're the high roller with 3." Eric, to Kevin H., on kids.
	"I can't believe it--I'm no longer a bitter angry hollow person." Matt S. Who for the record never was.
	"I had this dream that I had this old beater car to drive to the games." Mike, about an orange car for Clemson.
	"Take my card if you want Niner tickets--or someone you know falls in a supermarket." Lawyer Chuck.
	"What name do you use for financial affairs?" Eric to Mike, Dice, Charles, Michael, etc depending.
	"I thought churros were universal. They're only west coast?" Dice, to Mike. "He's too far from Mexico." Yed
	"I'm probably gonna be hungry again." Me, post Giants game "Sweet! Can we stop at Jack in the Box and get the new appetizer trio with cheese sticks, poppers, and buffalo wing pieces?" Mike "I should probably just have an orange." Me "Crap!" Mike
	"They measure you density." Eric, on body fat % measurement when submersed in water. "You are my density." Drunk Yed
	"Hey do you know what Chuck's middle name is? It starts with a P." Me "Pimp?" Eric
	"Why'd you text me that Yed was drunk? I already knew he was drunk--I talked to him." Me "It just seemed like the cool thing to do--someone's crazier than me." Mike
	"Yed's making cougar noises into the phone." Mike, watching Yed on the train post game.
	"Decided asia is a sort of alternate reality and that's why people like it." James
	"Miss u. Will never find another you, no matter where in the world I look! You're one of a kind." James' text. Quite a compliment from a world traveler. ;-)
	"Yeah you drank a bit." Me, to Yed about the Giants game. "I guess. Shot of teq. maybe 4-5 beers. I ate a hot dog...." Yed "Yeah tequila was a surprise." Me "Yeah. My idea." Yed "Awesome. I'm so proud." Me, since he hasn't been drinking too much the last few months. "It was a nice day. Felt like it was the right thing to do." Yed
	"Talked to him Tues am and then after I dated you." Me, about James "Ahhhh. James after Nicki date makes him be like a dessert wine." Nicki
	"I have a quote for you." Andrea, running up to me at Chantal and Peter's engagement party.
	"I have a nimble tongue." Brian, after tying two cherry stems with his tongue.
	"Ooooh it's a biggie." Stacy, on the arrival of my big glass of water.
	"Ray you should deflower the cheese." Stacy, on the fancy flowery cheese.
	"If Nicki was here she would care. Breaking the seal is an important part of the evening." Mike, on the way to the restroom.
	"I like them. I have that salty nasty personality so it beefs up my personality." Rob, on salt and vinegar potato chips.
	"How'd you get so freakin loopy?" Me, to Mike after a couple drinks. "It's the liquor. Remember I'm a beer boy." Mike
	"I decided to split the difference between a light and a real beer." Eric, on getting an Anchor Steam.
	"If they buy shots I don't even sweat it." Eric, on Ray and Brian's good taste. "That's classy." Eric
	"So I wasn't the first guy you abused--that's good to know." Mike, on seeing an old pic of me wrestling with Mark.
	"I'm drooling on myself in my sleep thinking of food." Mike, while I was watching the Food Network.
	"You're the laziest person I know. You're still lazy." Me, late Sat morning. "And I always will be. Just like I'll always love you. Mike
	"I'm not a stripper kissy type of guy." Mike
	"I'll tell you stuff--if I remember it. We have that in common." Mike, on his bachelor party.

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