"I'm on eve's quote page - yeah what a pick me up!!!" Nicki
	"The starter on my van went out last night and I am without a car today. My van's in the shop." Rick "Oh no. No worries." Me "Just one of life's little curve balls." Rick
	"I can't believe you got that line into the quotes... sneaky girl." Stacy Peanut
	"She does remember who you were and where you fit in Almaden. Twas a long time ago, but it was written in the history books." Dwight, on his wife being a childhood friend of mine.
	"The best thing about insomnia in hong kong is that I get to find my favorite person on-line." Cute James
	"I want to retire." Yed
	"We got to see 130 of SJ finest in all their riot gear, I've never seen the horses with their little riot face shields on before!" Laurie in downtown San Jose for Fat Tuesday.
	"At least now I'll be getting paid for playing with the TV instead of sitting on my couch and doing it." Laurie, on working at TiVo.
	"Did you get any vicodin?" Kathi, about Mark's hurt ribs. "No, he didn't give me anything fun." Mark
	"I figure I'll hang out here for a while, listen to some good music and take advantage of the opportunity to chill my brain." Tami, on her new job
	"It's the continuation of an end of an era..." Tony, on more big SGI changes to our old group.
	"Crazy madness--that's all I see out my window." David, on SGI work life.
	"They are all good. I am official taste tester." Stoph, on Jo's professional cupcakes.
	"What started out as a text only redesign turned into a graphic only redesign, lipstick on a pig. But they seem to really like the shade." Chad, on his work.
	"Anytime you can marry food with a meeting it will go a lot better. Food is the universal feel good item." Matt D
	"It seems that every Friday I don't feel like shaving - it's my scruffy day." Matt D
	"Saw something that made me think of you. There was a car in front of me with a license plate that said: wine 'em, dine 'em, 49 'em." Kathi "That's awesome. All my 3 favorite things in one!" My response
	"You don't have to be polite." Dad, to me while I was sitting at the table waiting for him to finish dinner.
	"I have no letters or numbers." Me, on my cell phone keypad. "Why cause you text the hell out of it?" Dad
	"Maybe I'll have two bachelor parties: one on the east coast and one on the west coast." Mike "Who would come to the west coast one?" Me "All of your friends minus you." Mike
	"I killed my 12 pack and a few more." Mike, on his mellow do nothing night before his friend's bachelor party the next day. "That sounds like you drank a lot. Doesn't everyone know the party's tomorrow????" Me "It's all relative." Mike
	"I think I might have a cold. How am I supposed to party if I have a cold?" Me "A few shots and you should be fine." Daniel's response.
	"I sound like a Muppet." Me with a cold. "You do sounds like a Muppet. Saylor would love you right now." Daniel, about his 1 year old.
	"I kill all my colds with alcohol." Nicki
	"Fat Tire gives you a fat hangover in the morning." Nicki
	"I'm the eyeball queen." Nicki, on hanging pictures on her wall.
	"Alright! We're gonna go tp-ing later." Nicki, on someone bringing toliet paper for her housewarming.
	"It's a pink poodle. Those are for girls." Andy "It's for Makenzie." Little Jake now deciding it was not his but his sister's after his dad's comment.
	"This fridge has something for everyone. You can't walk away from it unoffended." Jay, on Nicki's magnet-filled fridge.
	"What are you drinking?" Kathy, to her husband. "Red Bull. I'm tired." Andy "And?" Kathy "Ice." Andy "And?" Kathy "A little bit of vodka." Andy "I thought so." Kathy
	"How you you like being a dad?" Me, to Aaron "Do you want the canned answer or the real one?" Aaron
	"What do you want to watch? American Psycho?" Nicki "Is that party appropriate?" Chris "I think so." Nicki
	"It's demented. I love it." Nicki, on American Psycho
	"That's love right there--eating a dead animal for someone else." Vegetarian Gigi on her first date with her boyfriend where he made an all meat dish.
	"See you at Eve's next party." Chris, to Eric
	"It wasn't until I felt your look that I know I did something wrong." Eric, to me.
	"She's doing it you guys!" Julie, alerting the people playing Guesstures to Nicki's moving around. She actually wasn't charading yet.
	"I'm checking out this contraption--it's much too fun." Andy, on Nicki's new upside down multiple bottle pouring dealio.
	"Well I didn't know I didn't have time to celebrate!" Julie, on not being able to grab the card in time and get credit for her acting job in Guesstures.
	"I'm putting little dicks in my glass. What is this????" Jay, on ice cubes at Nicki's.
	"I can live without bruises tonight." Nicki, on Bill not showing up to her party.
	"Where's your man?" John, to me at Nicki's party. "At a bachelor party." Me "Lucky him!" John
	"I have the solution for the world population problem: make semen taste like chocolate." Chris
	"What do you think it means when your boyfriend is at a bachelor party and texts you 'uh oh'"? Me
	"Is anyone watching me????" Kelly, on her turn during Guesstures while a movie was on at Nicki's.
	"They played your Earl Dixie Chicks song." Me, to Kelly about my sis' wedding. "They played that at a wedding?!" Kelly "At your family's wedding they played 'Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw'" Julie
	"I'm not gonna drink til we're cool." Rich, to me after spilling all of his tall drink on me and soaking the pants I was wearing.
	"Drink like we're cool." Rich, to Nicki, offering her a sip of his new drink.
	"When you find a guy make sure he will love you forever. And be nice to you. And you be nice to him too. Not like me and grandma." Grandpa
	"When you argue you can't divorce cause you continue to argue." Grandpa's interesting perspective on relationships.
	"How are you feeling?" Me, knowing Grandpa had a cold earlier that week. "Better now that you're here." Grandpa being cute.
	"Oh I forgot, when will you marry?" Grandpa, after talking to me for a half an hour.
	"I was real sad for a couple hours, then the two martinis and a beer kicked in and I felt better, though still sad." James, on is family leaving after a visit.
	"That is not fun...being fuzzy in the head is only fun when you are drunk." Kimi, on me being sick.
	"They looked happy." Mike, on his friend and her boyfriend. "What do you consider people looking happy?" Me "I dunno, not yelling at each other." Mike "That means they're happy?" Me "Well, that's a start..." Mike
	"They lied again. They said there'd be a storm and there wasn't. You can't believe them." Mom, on the weathermen.
	"Got shots in my knee today so I think it should hold up. Very proud of myself for not fainting." Hope
	"Hey you think you could take some cough syrup before we continue this conversation?" James, making fun on me all coughy.
	"Thanks. I couldn't do this complicated life thing without you." My text to James "Me neither! I think it gets easier after 40. At least I hope so." James' response
	"Tomorrow is my last day as a non parent - yikes!" Bob, on the upcoming induced birth of their baby.
	"Next week hopefully we can be normal." Me, on not being able to see Mark Tuesday again. "I don't want to be normal. That's weird and scary." Mark
	"Doesn't Sophia look cute?" Triple on his prego wife.
	"Sympathy weight gain is a *fact* unfortunately. I am fighting it though, but not eating with my wife. I used to pick at her food -- now it is the other way." Triple
	"If I am wierdo than what r u? Weirdest?" Dad "Maybe." Me "No maybe ifs and buts, that's the way it is, u r an offspring of weirdo so u r the weirDEST!" Dad
	"Maybe I think too much like the mathematician that I am - I see it as a function with two variables: Let x:= love and y:=trouble. So, something like: Ax >= By. So, if there's lots of love (i.e. a large 'x'), then this equation, or inequality, will hold EVEN IF there's lots of trouble (i.e. a large 'y'). And if there's only a little bit of love, well, that's ok too, as long as there's also only a little bit of trouble." James' momentarily take on relationships.
	"I should add that the above nonsense explains why NO math or physics majors have girlfriends in college!!! Because you really can't think of a relationship as a math equation." James
	"Ok, Eve, I hope this was all entertaining. It certainly entertained myself." James, at the end of one of his emails.
	"I am doing OK, just hungry like a bottomless pit." Kimi
	"I now have ptools access to make edits to the sites . Next up will be Photoshop school so I can make pretty pictures." David on the new way things are done with the mini web group at SGI
	"One man show. Maybe u should try broadway." Me, to David on his new role at work. "A little tap, a little rap, a little coding, a little design, keeping on partying till the end of time." David's response
	"I want to start my own clan. At least one every 2 years .. I'm not going to end up with much of a clan if I don't start soon." Onray
	"Wow I just had a profound thought. If you really like a girl but for whatever reason you don't or can't end up marrying her, just wait until you both have kids then have the kids marry each other. There you go. Ok maybe it wasn't so profound." Onray "Well they always say you want everything for your kids you couldn't have." My silly response "Wow you've out-profounded me." On
	"So how do you like cohabitation so far?" Onray
	"Thanks for the cute card and for making me your yahoo message today." LesliE. A message I probably wouldn't have gotten 10 years ago. ;-)
	"There is no way I can go without my YIM!!" Laurie, on getting set up at her new job.
	"Come on by and practice drinking like you are Irish (those of you who are legitimately Irish will be expected to lead the charge)... Please bring a drink of your choice, Irish-themed beverages will be sure to impress and make everybody want to be your friend." Doodle's St. Patrick's party Evite.
	"I have to tell you, being a lawyer is way less glamorous than I was led to believe it would be during my childhood watching t.v." SD Jessica
	"We'll have: Keg o' green beer! (The way Americans celebrate St. Patrick's Day.) - Keg o' Guinness! (The way the Irish celebrate *every* day.)" EJ's St. Patrick's Party Invite
	"I didn't know you drank vodka." Me, to Stopher "Neither did I." Stopher
	"Can I make chicken cupcakes?" Jo
	"Yipee wants to call it." Stoph, announcing their departure that night out.
	"Didn't see any alligators or flamingos, though. But I did see a lot of old people. There are a lot of them in Florida too." Kimi, on her trip.
	"That is the show where we had 9th row, dead center, so super fun! Then we went the following friday and saw them at Staples Center cuz we're groupies!" Christiane, on CA Bon Jovi shows.
	"We will definitely have some 'santa barbara' toasts!!" Christiane, on the next time we go out when she's in town.
	"Peace. Love. Good Food and Drink. Louis Vuitton." Matt D "Ha that your life tagline?" Me "Maybe it should be." Matt
	"I'm so glad it's almost 5pm. I feel like Fred Flintstone ready to slide down his dinosaur." Matt D.
	"Sorry - can't talk now - in hell !!!" David's IM
	"We really should think about doing this monthly just to celebrate ourselves together!" Corie, on having sweets at dance class for her birthday.
	"OMG they are coming out of the woodworks..." Mike, forwarding me the second baby birth announcement he got that morning.
	"Hahaha normally. Normal makes me laugh." Me "I like saying normally too. Makes me feel normal for like the half second I am writing it." Nicki
	"Not really much 'real' food - only bar food. Read: FRIED....yippeee Mike ;)" Lisa, on meeting up at a sports bar at dinnertime.
	"My life has a lot of "saga" to it ... it is definitely never boring." Matt D
	"You tell him you're one of the people that has kept that place in business all these years!!!" Daniel, on Payless Eric randomly telling me he was going to Ron's Farmhouse mid day to watch basketball.
	"I'm not really a sports person, so I just pay attention when someone like you asks me. :-)" Daniel, on if he's into college basketball.
	"I just need to have enough to have a bowl of noodles and travel..." Dad, on his salary.
	"Okb I'll let u get back 2 work. Hey, big bro is watching.... they use C++ to do security u know. The B Brother... is watching U!" Dad, IMing me at work.
	"You should never wear a kilt when you can be mistaken as a girl." John, on the band we saw on St. Patrick's Day.
	"Get dirty and nasty to the bagpipes." Payless, on us dancing at the pub.
	"There's nothing better than sleeping in the middle of the day with sports on tv in the background." Mike
	"We're at the Farmhouse." Payless, watching basketball. "You're there again??!" Me "We won last time we were here. We're sitting in the same seats." Payless, UCLA basketball fan.
	"I hope your team wins." Me, to Payless before his team's basketball game. "Me too." Payless
	"You can have Chick-fil-a and Mutts BBQ and Sticky Fingers and shrimp and grits and shark bites..." Mike, trying to lure me into coming with him to Carolina. "Bah--that's not fair!" Me "I know the way to your heart is through your stomach." Mike, chuckling to himself.
	"That was a nice walk." Ma, after a Sunday stroll. "It was the highlight of my life." Sarcastic me "I'm glad it's over." Dad
	"Does Eve know how to sew?" Dad "No, I don't know how to do anything." Me "I didn't know you're a useless person." Dad--nice!!!
	"How cruel! You say such cruel things to me lately." My response to one of Dad's comments "I'm Simon Cowell--I tell it like it is." Dad
	"Where should we eat?" Me "I'll give you an answer when I come back." Dad, walking down the stairs.
	"Well now that you say it I could eat a little something. I guess we'll have to go to Cheesecake again and get mini burgers. Why'd you have to bring it up?" Mom
	"Is it time to leave? All of the sudden I want to go home and read my Geisha book." Dad, as we got seated at the restaurant.
	"See high IQ people pretend to be dumb. That's me." Dad
	"That was delicious!" Me, on a Cheesecake Factory hamburger "Eve, when are you gonna stop raving about that piece of meat?!" Dad
	"The first thing I like to look at on a baby is their butt--they're so cute!" Mom
	"Not only did I get a hamburger but I potted a plant. How's that for efficiency at work?" James, on the hour or so we had between phone conversations.
	"Your hair's a bit out of order." Dad, to Mom.
	"Next up is my favorite part.....menu tasting and cake tasting!!" Boston Stacy on wedding planning.
	"What's with all the Mike bashing lately?" Me, to my parents. "Cause he's not here." Snickering Mom
	"How are things? How's your freedom? 2 weeks!" James, on Mike being out of town on work.
	"You might have to come up to RWC if you ever want to see me again. I am being held hostage by the people of iPod and every "i"-capital letter word." Matt D
	"We had a lightning strike knock out our power/networks/servers last evening and we are still recovering. It was quite eventful :-)" Laurie
	"Don't know why this is tripping me out so. I thought maybe you could tell me or pull it outta me like a splinter." Nicki, about something that's on her mind.
	"Hi Ewa Loo, U R MY FAVORITE! :-)" Dad's IM to me. "Hi dddddddddddddd. What inspired the spontaneous love???" Me "You always inspire me! 24x7" Dad "U drunk???" My response "No drunko, esta bein sober." Dad
	"Arigato gosaimasu kob-khun-krub dunkachen shei-shei toh-jeh-sai. Can you tell me what languages are those? First prize is ... Surprise!" Dad "OK Now for the prize. I already told u it's a surprise... and the surprise is NADA.... he he he he. Oooops I forgot, today is not April Fools. Esta diaz no Aporilla foolla." Random Nutty Dad after I answered correctly.
	"I decide today is daniel quote day. Im gonna quote the shit outta that guy today." Nicki
	"Got a desk full of flowers and candy. Guess everyone likes me here." My Aunt Kathy, on her birthday.
	"Tummy is good- I eat all the time so I don't have a chance to feel empty tummy sick." Prego sis
	"I may choose to paint a different color or have different carpeting, but there isn't anything immediate or horrid that we have to take care of." Niff, on buying a house.
	"This panel is driving me insane. Need booze. Insert alcohol now." Working Nicki
	"This is the way it should be. The American public got it right." Mom, on the chosen bottom 2 on the last American Idol.
	"My old job was making people happy. My new job is apologizing for what we don't have." Flight attendant
	"Wanna hear something lame?" Dad, calling me while I was away.
	"Did anyone give up anything for lent or am I the only stupid one?" Leigh Anne "I gave up religion." Andy
	"People are starving in Ethopia." Jeremy, on leaving food left over. "Are people still starving in Ethiopia?" Jeremy, questioning himself after he said it.
	"I'm recently a non smoker." Leigh Anne "For how long?" Me "On and off for a while. I keep dragging my foot off the wagon." Leigh Anne
	"Are you writing down what people are saying?" Leigh Anne, a virgin to my quoting.
	"Reach for the stars and catch a fish." Leigh Anne, on random combo saying she has on the back of her ipod.
	"My girlfriends and I make up saying all the time if you ever need more material." Leigh Anne
	"I gotta take a picture of that cause no one will believe me." Jeremy, on a guy with a mohawk sitting at the bar in Greenville.
	"You're a text-a-holic!" Leigh Anne, to me.
	"You know your in the south when everyone requests Dukes of Hazard." Singer at downtown Greenville, South Carolina bar.
	"Bring my mail; I'll bring your garage door opener." Mike, to former roommate Jeremy on meeting the next day.
	"Oooh I thought you meant Santa Cruz. Funny stuff, must be my post pregnancy dad brain." Bob, on me saying I was in SC (South Carolina).
	"Have a shot for me." Daddy Bob. And we did. ;-)
	"Wow Eric's having a cow!" Mike, on the quarterfinal UCLA game at the end.
	"It smells like nuggets and fries." Me, outside a Wendy's. "Yeah it smells good." Mike
	"I don't remember much--so maybe we did party that night." Marc, on thinking back on a time Mike helped him move.
	"Just make it traditional--none of this weird stuff." Marc, on what he said about the first version of from the preacher of his wedding ceremony.
	"She always outlasts Rick." Marc, on Rick's wife Stacy staying out late.
	"I can get crazy." One of Marc's friends Stacy when we were out at a bar. "Then we'll get along just fine." Me
	"You crazy girls get together." Mike, trying to get a pic of Stacy and I.
	"Those were extra good." Mike on the appetizer Chick-fil-a nuggets we got on the way to lunch with Marc the day of his wedding.
	"Sorry we were reminiscing. Reminiscing takes a lot of time." Marc, a bit late to meet us for lunch.
	"I need a Red Bull--jet without the Jaeger." Marc, tired the day of his wedding after a night of a few Jaeger bombs.
	"Just don't tell Mike about this." Dad, on closing the hook on the back of my dress before we left for the wedding.
	"Marc used to go steady with every girl he met--drove me nuts." Marc's Dad, right before his wedding ceremony.
	"These are good seats." Mike's mom, at Marc's wedding. "I knew the usher." Me
	"Now I have three dates." Mike's dad, after the wedding. "You went to the wedding with one woman and are go home with three!" Me
	"Oh look, there's deer up there!" Stacy, on the drive back to Blowing Rock. "Bob, get your gun!" Mike's mom to his dad.
	"I don't own a cell phone and we don't have a computer, but I can't live without our TiVo." Stacy
	"Hopefully we won't have any teenybopper invasion again." Rick, in the hotel bar Saturday.
	"Do Pee Wee! Do Pee Wee!" Mom, to Dad, on his hilarious Pee Wee Herman dance impression.
	"I told Dad if I'm laying in bed dying to do Pee Wee so I would laugh." Mom, on dad's dance.
	"Going a little stir crazy staying home. I don't want to become a recluse or a hermit." Work at home Matt D.
	"My credit card is burning ... it is SO ready to be unleashed!" Matt D., on being ready to shop.
	"Keep a look out for me for jobs. How about a stage hand for Tony's band?" Dad
	"News flash. I'm soo tired." Mike's text Ha
	"Other than that the same as always, mostly just killing time til football season." Mike A, on how things are with him.
	"I need to start taking memory pills, but I would probably forget to take them" Mike's mom.
	"Here's what it is: you are on the express and hes on the like casual cruise." Nicki, analyzing my relationship.
	"I'm being a goof now. Sorry...had more beer than pizza last night." Leigh Anne.
	"Everyone expects me to be funny. It's so hard." Anjali, on giving a speech at her sister's wedding.
	"Did u see my quotes? You're on em!" Me "I AM??? I feel like I just got nominated for an oscar." Onray
	"Daniel said he may drunk dial us. How fun is that. It's like we are back to norm for the insane." Nicki, on our Wednesday nights.
	"She was moving so much that the doctor was laughing. I told him she parties in the morning." Steph, on her upcoming baby girl.
	"Sunday I walked our new dog, Charlie, in the park and realized my life is awesome. It hit me that I'm as happy as I can be until there is more of me. (Family, kids, etc.)" Leigh Anne
	"She's Silicon Valley sick--sick but still working a lot." Karilee, about one of our co-workers.
	"Is there anything else that needs to be added to this? Not that we need any more." Susan, on the list of projects we have this quarter. "I don't see world peace on there." Rick
	"I"ll have to look at old photos and see what we used to wear in the 80's! Actually, maybe I don't want to remember what I wore back then! ;-P" Mers, on prepping for our dance recital piece.
	"When I was at H&M in SF a couple of weeks back, their whole accessories department was all '80s... I might not be able to resist another trip ..." Kimra
	"Yay more fun quotes . ..I love these emails [heart]" Laurie--so cute.
	"Isn't that a great show. Kris calls it 8th and issues." Yed, on the MTV show 8th and Ocean.
	"Transferred to heaven on the East Coast, also known as Charleston." Leigh Anne. Yeay for Charleston!
	"Managed to get a degree in between critiquing every bar I could fine, enjoying way too much yummy cuisine & parking myself like a beached whale on Folly every weekend." Leigh Anne, on her college experience.
	"He's been working til midnight so many days--he fell off the face of the earth." Me, about Mark "I on the other hand never at work past 4pm and have fallen off the earth. That is what 8th and ocean does to me." Yed
	"WOW It's live? I lived to see it go live??" Laurie, on our long drawn out SGI redesign project.
	"I'm writing to let you know that changes have been made to our upcoming event, Inaugural "Game On" Night. I realized (through the help of one of the invitees) that I will be out of town that weekend. That does not make for a very good host." Scotchers evite note.
	"I'll miss ya Nicki! Have a great trip! Do some things worthy of being my twin!!!" Daniel
	"I'm actually hungry. Maybe its just excitement." Nicki
	"I want a hard one." Nicki, looking for a toothbrush.
	"Druuuuuuuuuuuuunk." Daniel's Wednesday night text to me.
	"So I don't know if I would take it or not, I can't decide - I'd probably have to flip a coin and let the universe tell me what to do." Mike A.
	"I think the gym is paying off. Michelle says my face is looking thin. That's a good sign. My pants are still really tight." James
	"She's dropped down on the SMP list (serious marriage potential)." James, on a girl he knows.
	"And today is Friday Eve!" Leigh Anne's subject to me on Thursday.
	"It is beautiful. 8th wonder of the world in my opinion. (Mainly how it hasn't sunk into the Atlantic after being flooded as often as it is...)" Leigh Anne, on Charleston, SC.
	"Seriously Eve, this kid could be any member of the Village People." Daniel, on all the different outfits his son, Saylor, has to wear.
	"Yeah, this is what my emails are like at 430 in the morning." James
	"Glad I'm not the only one who couldn't hear over the music - I thought I might be getting old!" Hope, on our dance class one night.
	"How's life Evaroni? When's the big day?" Onray "Ha no big day yet. How bout u?" Me "Tomorrow." On "WHAT? For reals?????" Me "Tomorrow's Friday, Friday's always a big day." On
	"We are keeping busy with a lot of little projects. I think it is a really great thing when you are married that you can really get a lot done." Gordon
	"We don't really drink (squares)." Gordon
	"All he does is eat noodles. Now he's talking pictures of his food." Mom "What's wrong with that?" Dad
	"Dear!!!!!" Dad, looking for mom. "She went in the next room and closed her door." Me "Then I'll just have to call her." Dad. Yes, he meant by cell phone!
	"You can totally fabricate this stuff--you have such credibility now." James, on my quotes.
	"The more fit I get, the more crap I eat." James
	"Thanks for being supportive, Eve." James "Ha well I crushed the idea of one of your dreams." Me "It's ok to crush one of my dreams as long as you get behind another." James
	"My schedule's the nuttiest one I'm sure." Me, on scheduling an event. "I'm not surprised. You're a social butterfly. I know that cause my daughter's butterfly and I recognize it." Rick
	"Isn't that Good Friday ... for you Christians?!!! Hey ... I grew up Catholic. And now I'm in recovery. Let's eat meat and drink anyway!" David, on a group of us getting together.

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