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Quotes 2005
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Quotes are now in chronological order: oldest on top to newest on the bottom.


"Well, miss giddy schoolgirl." Clayton to me.
"Thanks for throwing the 'sweetie' bone to me–always enjoy the affectionate appellation." Cle
"Cliches are cliches for a reason!" Clayton on me being suepr cheesy and spouting them out.
"Of course, I can't really think about this too much as it cuts into my daydreaming time." Kimberly, about work.
"I can't believe you found someone shmoopier than you are!" Hope, to me.
"Duh! Of course you got my email about the marathon. You even addressed me as 'marathoner'!!!" James
"You are one that really enjoys to travel. We are at opposite extremes. I already miss my home in scummyvale. I miss it every time i go away for more than an hour." Stopher
"Have fun. Love u miss u Daddy Nutter!!!!!" Me, to Daniel.
"Okiebye love you miss you Auntie Butter." Daniel
"Watching surfers before work? Thats hot (paris)" Krissy's text 2 me while my work group was at the Mavericks surf competition in Half Moon Bay.
"Will this be the 1st time you go to New Orleans without me?" Tripper
"I like secret ha has." Nicki
"Drinking coke now and missin u!" Krissy's text to me
"Give me gossip woman. Don't wait for any more specific questions. I should be working. Gossip like a columnist. I know you've got it in you." Shannon
"I won $53,900 in poker last night!!!!! (Fake poker money of course...)" Excited Daniel
"Yeah, super-real! I took out a ton of people last night. I was on a freaky lucky streak!" Daniel on winning a poker tournament.
"More fun web site stuff. Clay says we're hard core web site girls." Anjali, on me and her.
"Ok...so stories...3 boys: dr, match #1 and match #2. BTW they all have 4 letter names. I think it is a trend with me." Krissy, briefing me on dating fun.
"Thanks again. Dinner was wicked hecka diggidy dank fun fo shizzle." Silly Doodle
"You are an awesome emailer!" Shannon
"Hi it's Matt, or translated into Eve language, Doodle." Doodle's voice message.
"That's cool. I've never been a superhero before." Nicki, on getting Wonder Woman stuff for her birthday.
"I hear you have been taken by a southern gentleman." Ty
"Chew this gum!" Julie, to me cause she had extra taken out.
"Do you remember Boner?" Julie on old school tv.
"Moist towelette. I love those two words together." Julie
"Is there a dead body?" Julie, on a foul smell in the bar we were in.
"Who you texting??? I'm here!" Nicki to me.
"You guys bring me to Ethiopian food and a gay bar." Nicki's brother Aaron out in Berkeley for her birthday.
"I liked eating with my hands. That was the best thing ever." Nicki, on our Along Came Polly movie inspired Ethiopian dinner.
"Oh I meant to tell you. I think you missed the portion of the evening when I had my picture taken a million times. Turns out I humped a pole outside a bar and they have it on film. Nice." Nicki
"Just trimmed it, got flippys, got bangs back, put in low lights so it wasn't so blonde streaky." Kimi, on her hair.
"I'm drinking a Coke right now - thought you'd appreciate :)" Mers
"They're cute. And a handful. We're tired. Can't wait until they're 6 months old b/c rumor has it they sleep longer." New Daddy Dice
"Man, after I give you a refresher course on Spring cleaning, I'll start my 'Dan's innuendo' classes again." Daniel
"Dude, you are so my Official Lunch Buddy forever!" Daniel. Awwww
"'Incredible'? Well, yes, you are..." Cle, on my msn name.
"When is ekosol.com coming back to life? I miss my Eve web visits." Clayton
"www.ekosol.com. What the hell?" Daniel
"I know. It's been down for weeks." Me
"OH MY GOD!!!! How will I live!!!!" Superfan Daniel
"Life is ok. Doesn't completely suck in all aspects." Kimi's response one day.
"I'm turning her into Sporty Spice Jr." Hope, about Kimi.
"Nice bunch of crap piled on today...sucky. Sorry I don't have anything glib or uplifting for you." Clayton's response after listening to me vent about my day.
"One of your nicknames in the news." Chris, on article "WorldCom's Ebbers Convicted of All Counts."
"Hey when is dance? I can't wait to see you in your dance class recital!" Mark's IM in big font trying to cheer me up when I was sad.
"Go out and get drunk and dance with strange men." LesliE's husband, to her before going out dancing with the girls.
"It'd be more fun on a weekend when we can get trashed." Steph on the Saddlerack
"He takes turns with the good dancer and then comes back to find me." Steph, on a line dancing guy.
"You should've seen us...we showed up late, but still picked up the dance so quick. And a few of us were spinning around the dance floor with random men...very entertaining." Steph, on our dance girls Saddlerack night.
"I used to get those and then hurl. But well wurth the hurl." Stopher, on shamrock shakes.
"Arg. I'm being unclearn." Doodle
"Ok stop. Can't take so much sugar. At least not for a couple more days." Laurie, to me being all complimentary and flirty on IM with emoticons.
"Ok, based on the tidbits of what I have gathered...??? i am definately at the saddlerack next time. (injuries, drinking and dancing with strange men, getting in late)" Corie
"You are now in the land of mini bottles." Mike, to me the first night I was in South Carolina.
"Remember 3." Text on elevator door of parking garage. I thought the reminder was hilarious.
"There will be no drinks and food cause we spent all of our money on the spotlight. Everyone can stare at the light for five minutes and go home." Mike making fun of the spotlight they got for his company party.
"So you feel at home." Mike, on the Hollywood theme at the party in South Carolina.
"Sweet tea is my weakness." Mike
"You have the best boyfriend. Everyone else's are lame." My funny mom
"Oooooh we can be friends!" Me, to Laurie
"Arent we already?" Laurie
"Well friends and neighboors! I can wear a sweater and take off my shoes and everything!" Me
"I'm moving right near you." Me, to Payless
"I'm moving. Wait. Um, you're g-friends'll be visiting close too... I'll clean the place up." Eric
"But really whenever you wanna drop by, feel free. You can be our unofficial roommate." Payless
"Most women don't when they're young. It's like wine and beer. Acquired tastes." Daniel on certain intimate activities.
"The NFL draft is one month from today, then they announce the schedule, then mini-camp, then training camp, then pre-season, then opening day! Woo-hoo!" Football obsessed just like me Bengals Mike.
"Vampire tour? Ohhhhh be careful, eat lots of garlic beforehand." Onray on our SF vampire tour
"You had a dream about me? Aww, dream me is way luckier than real me." Mike Bengals
"I would find it hard to do... it's hard to kiss long distance, ya know!" Victor, on long distance relationships.
"Yeah for strippers! They are cool. And naked." Mers, on upcoming bachlorette party
"I adore yummy martinis. They make my taste buds smile." Mers
"I really just want to sleep, though." Mers, on her going out weekend plans.
"Sorry I missed... had to log some hours in w/Spence." Steph on ditching dance to hang with her hubby.
"I copied your picture to our wireless picture frame! You two pop up about every 3 minutes!" High techie Daniel
"It was fun, and we even learned a little - like how Vic looks in a S&M mask!" Jenny, on the duo birthday vampire tour night
"You should have your own travel show. I'd watch you." On
"What's there to do there?" Wisconsin Grandma Elsie, to Aunt Kathy, on going to San Francisco.
"Is it butterscotch and vanilla?" Mom about a sucker my aunt had.
"No, I don't like blended things." Kathy
"Eve's a blended thing--you don't like her?" Mom
"She's swayed anyway the wind blows." Aunt Kathy, on Aunt Denise.
"Got wasted, smoked a million cigs and got home are 3am." Steph, on engagement party
"If he can keep up with you, he's a keeper. If he keeps you organized and efficient, then he's a Trapper Keeper." Dice to me on my Mike
"Hmmm. I would need to consult a yearbook." Eric on recognizing a name of someone who remembered him from high school.
"I had no idea you would turn me into such a text addict." Mike
"Anything's fine. As long as it's not the bread shop or something." Laurie, on the no carb diet, on deciding on lunch.
"Guy tested, boyfriend approved." Daniel's list to me
"It is on order because I was high maintenance about needing heated seats. A girl has to have a warm butt in Tahoe!" Hope, on her new BMW X3
"Bummer - I popped out my knee at hockey tonight, so had to skip dance. Old age sucks!" Hope
"Is Mike a gambler? Does he know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run?" Kimi
"Yeah, long lines totally suck. Especially in Vegas–it takes away from drinking time." Mers
"Yeay you opened your Christmas present–in April!" Laurie
"I can tell that you are in love because you haven’t updated your website!" Malty, to me.

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Quotes last updated April 4, 2005

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