"I was so buzzed yesterday at work–it had been a while since I used my brain." Nicki
	"Hi no-status-today eve." James, used to me having random Yahoo status messages.
	"Don't go anywhere, you can tell me about your life." Dad, leaving the room for a few minutes. He's such a nut.
	"Thank you for your quality time. I like your TV." Dad, to me.
	"I like you a thousand times better–you look better and aren't sluty." Dad, comparing me to Britney Spears.
	"I'm so proud of you." Me, to Steph, on her and her husband deciding one week to go off to Hawaii for a few days over the weekend.
	"I can't wait to see it. I like twisted and whacked. I identify with those." Bengals Mike, on my report seeing and liking the random Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind movie.
	"I finally join the potato generation." Ed, on his TV purchases.
	"Ok buddy you'd be proud." Me, to Ed, sharing some personal life news. "And you'd be proud of me." Ed, getting satellite TV and a DVR.
	"What made you think of me? Did someone fall down or start cheering for a loser football team?" Bengals Mike "Naw just random. Although I did meet another Bengals fan in Vegas a few weekends ago..." "I KNEW I couldn't be the only one!" Bengals Mike's excited response
	"I just feel like this tuna thing is getting out of control. Every time I have a drink now, I know I'm gonna end up with a tuna melt. I guess it's good to know I'll end up with something even if it's not a man LOL" Leslie (aka Melty) and her tuna melt obsession
	"My tuna melt is getting a lot of mileage. Maybe I should slow down with them a little. I'm seeing a little too much tuna quoting." Leslie. Ha! And now there's more! :-)
	"Don't tell the Mormons about all the liquor we brought!" Jen's Ofoto caption from her and Bob's moving to Utah album
	"I like that you got a photo of the boy I kissed and dissed." Leslie R
	"That was actually some trick photography. She can stand as long as there is someone behind her for support. If left alone she would only last for about 1 second before falling." Kevin H., on pics of her baby girl standing I was impressed with.
	"There was this group of girls that had 'Sex and the City' all over them. There wasn't really a Miranda in the group, but there was Carrie–in a totally crazy skirt ensemble, innocent looking Charlotte (which is the one I talked with), and seductive looking Samantha." James, on meeting a group of girls in a bar in Melbourne
	"If this meeting goes bad, I may open the potato vodka." One of my coworkers, about a mini bottle gift I gave them. "You'll have to fight me for it." Another coworker in the meeting before it started.
	"Man I feel like a celebrity." Nicki, on a day where I had my Yahoo status for her
	"Just a sweet sugary mess–sweet whipped, twinkie type cream in a mini-tart crust, covered with pink and chocolate frosting. The best $1.20 I've spent this week. I'll see what interesting dessert type things I can find tomorrow." James' being experimental at an Aussie pie shop, trying a "neenish tart."
	"These are the only shows I watch–sort of a substitute for the days I don't shop." Loeby, on the Style channel fashion shows.
	"I don't understand running. I'd only do it when I'm running away from someone." Mers and recreational running.
	"If you want fries, we can get the 1/2 fries, 1/2 onion rings." Leslie, to me at Johnny Rocket's after DShap's party. "I may get chili fries." Me "I'll have a tuna melt." Leslie. That tuna melt break didn't last a week! ;-)
	"We're used to the 15 to 1 ratio in Vegas. We have to adjust to the reality here." Jill (paraphrased), about going from our vast Vegas options to our girl infested SF Marina options.
	"You think that guy looks and everything and wonder what it would look like as a balloon?" Yed, on the balloon guy at DShap's bday party
	"I am the best in the Bay Area." DShap's proud balloon man.
	"I am an instigator." Leslie, on somehow getting me a large, obnoxious multi-color balloon hat made for me.
	"I see the evidence right here when I turn the TV on." Dad, on the TV being on QVC when he switched it on
	"You could be Hong's Dad." Mom, to Dad, about that Berkeley American Idol guy. "I'm better than Hong–I am queerer." Dad
	"I'm kind of an autograph whore." Mikey
	"I like rad. It's one of my throwback words." Mikey
	"I had a great time in Vegas. It's fun telling the stories to people." Me, to Leslie. "All of them?" Leslie "Well, that tuna melt one is kind of spicy." My obnoxious response.
	"Food is your new boy." Nicki, to me.
	"Thanks for the flirty text last night!" Nicki. ;-p
	"You need to learn our new family communication style." Dad, totally confused about mom and I just talking via letters.
	"GB." Me, when I leave for work in the morning. "B." Mom's response. "H." Me to mom when I get home "H." Her reply
	"When are you going on vacation again?" Nicki, to me, wanting to hear more fun stories.
	"Yeay for Wed date night! PF Chang's here we come gluten free." Nicki's text to me
	"You have way better looking drunken smooch guys than I do." Hope, to me.
	"I'm in Krungthai right now." Dad, answering his phone during lunch when I called. "Me too." Me, in the same restaurant chain, different location.
	"Simon is always right. Paula is too wishy washy--she never says bad things about anyone. She should be a dishwasher." Dad
	"Oooh! I cheated. Hahahahahaha." Dad, so proud of himself for voting for an American Idol a few minutes before he was supposed to be able to. "He got three in before the lines were opened." Mom
	"Next time I'll be behaving better, I promise–alright, I don't promise, but I'll try." Arielle
	"I also had such a blast partying with all of you, although the whole vomiting and passing out thing kinda got in the way." Arielle
	"You are all more than welcome to come down (or up, Stacey) to Los Angeles whenever you'd like." Tara, my new Soap Opera Digest editor friend. ;-)
	"By 10 pm Sunday I was ready to party ... which followed by severe withdrawals when I realized I wouldn't be going to the Hard Rock anytime soon ;)" Tara, after she returned home from a weekend in Vegas.
	"I however managed to miss my flight...the sad part, I was at the airport. A bit of advice - when you're drunk and have had no sleep, a thirty minute power nap may not be the best idea... you tend to miss your name being announced over and over again on the PA." Jill
	"Have I been nice? I was trying to be a jerk. Drat, failed again." Doodle, being a nut
	"Got so much skiing in the past 2 weekends. I talked about myself constantly." Steph, way proud of herself
	"Feet not so sweet, but rest of me is ok." Leslie's response to how she was doing that day.
	"You have some great photos... you're our journalist!" Victor to me, after I commented on his impressive artistic photos.
	"I wanted to let you know how much fun I had with you guys Friday night!! That was the best night I have had in a long time." Erin, after our fun Vegas night out with 9 of us girls. Girls rule!
	"Eve–send the pictures! I can't wait to see the ridiculous stuff we did!" Kelly. Sorry, I couldn't manage to get all of that on camera. ;-) j/k
	"I had such a great time too! With all of you. Memories to look back on and laugh for a long time. :o)" Stacy
	"I can't wait until we come back here when we're 80." Stacy, watching some elderly women have a grand ole time in Vegas.
	"I don't even know why I ordered fries–I just wanted the ketchup." Stacy
	"Boys have the attention span of gnats." Me
	"Weren't you in love with me 5 minutes ago?" Tara, making fun of fickle boy behavior.
	"I'm ready for a new batch of men." Me, leaving a club just a wee bit frustrated with boys.
	"I think fun Mike's gonna be fun now." Kelly, after he started drinking and dancing again the second night.
	"I feel like the hooker no one wants to pick up." Colleen
	"Stop honking and pick us up." Jill, while us 8 girls were walking down a busy Vegas street looking for a cab.
	"Oh, we don't get to take these out in a place like this." Stacy, walking towards the exit of the restaurant with her wine glass, so used to taking drinks to go in Vegas.
	"They look better now than they looked last night." Stacy, on the photos of the guys we met the night before. "And that doesn't happen very often–that's backwards." Leslie
	"This is what our room smelled like today: puke, alcohol, smoke, and sex." Colleen "That is the quintessential Vegas quote if I've ever heard one." Leslie
	"Whenever I kiss guys I end up not being able to get rid of them." Stacy
	"Are you drunk?" Leslie, to Stacy in the early afternoon. "I'm trying." Stacy
	"I didn't realize you were so old." Some guy we met from Oklahoma that was born in 1980!
	"Have some drinks for me and some action! Hehe" Nicki's text to me while I was in Sin City.
	"Go to the Hilton and make fun of the geeks." Chris' Star Trek Vegas advice.
	"I'm so jealous! I'm stuck in Boise. So sad." Loeby, when I texted her from our favorite vodka haven Red Square in Vegas.
	"I hope you take pictures of all this and I get a full report when you get home!" Daniel's text to me while I was in Vegas.
	"Can we name that outfit Twister?" Me, on Colleen's daytime shirt with primary color blocks on it.
	"I can't decide if I'm getting older or if the rest of the world is getting younger." Stacy
	"Oh look, the remnants of the tuna melt..." Leslie, looking at the empty tray longingly in the morning when she awoke.
	"Leslie, tuna melt! Wake up and eat your tuna melt!" Stacy, with the sandwich right in front of Leslie's face, taunting the sleeping beauty with it to try and wake her up.
	"Room service." Heard from behind our hotel room door shortly after Stacy and I got home that night/morning. "What is it?" Checking to see if the now sleeping Leslie could have ordered it, thinking maybe it was something vegetarian. "Tuna melt." The room service guy "Ahhhh—OK." Stacy and I, realizing it had to be our dear Leslie's order.
	"Things like this don't happen in Ohio." Dan, to us girls in Studio54.
	"The Pink Taco is open for business." Colleen
	"I always look retarded when I'm retarded." Colleen, maybe with too much champagne in her from dinner? ;-)
	"Can you put on some music that's fun to dance to?" Colleen, in our limo on the way to Hard Rock.
	"Oh, someone's getting quoted!" Stacy, on seeing my dice pen blink.
	"Do I look retarded?" Colleen, to me, trying to put on her lip liner without a mirror. "No, you look sultry." My response "A.k.a retarded." Colleen
	"She licked me by the way." Arielle, on one of our girls. I don't remember which for sure, but most likely Stacy. ;-p "She licked me too." Jill "I liked it." Arielle "I liked it too." Jill
	"Where'd everyone else go?" One of the girls in our group, standing at the elevator waiting for the others "They went to top off." One of the girls in our group's reply.
	"You look cute but confused." Stacy, to Leslie.
	"I name my going out outfits–this one's Old Faithful." Colleen
	"I can't stop licking myself." Arielle, with a similar problem as Leslie had the night before with the flavored glitter.
	"He's got great male prostitute lashes." Leslie, about Kramer.
	"Weren't you Baby Spice one year?" Stacy, to Kramer
	"You can dress me up, but you can't take me out." Kramer
	"Oh I will get arrested before her–believe me." Kramer, about Leslie.
	"I've seen you with makeup on–give me my makeup back." Stacy, to Kramer
	"Drinks are in the bath tub." My greeting to Fern upon his midnight arrival in Vegas.
	"More licking, less clothing." Mikey, to us girls.
	"I just mounted Eve and I got off for you." Stacy, to Fern, on answering is phone call.
	"I'm licking myself–I don't think that's what you're supposed to do." Leslie, on my lickable tasty flavored glitter. "I'm sure the malado prostitute would be here any second and would appreciate it." Kramer
	"Don't forget your pennies–I don't want you to leave empty handed." Leslie, to the guys.
	"I heard what their mouths say–I don't want to see what their notes say." Leslie, on Stacy's guy friends in our hotel room.
	"Call him Das Boot." Stacy, about Matt C. "Hey, I didn't throw up today." Matt's response
	"I wasn't all about the male prostitutes until Stacy got here." Kramer
	"I was just thinking I have a whole chest open and no sparkles." Leslie, getting ready to go out our first night in Vegas.
	"Don't get too crazy and get on Girls Gone Wild Las Vegas spring break." Ro's text to me at the start of my trip.
	"I went through this blackout period–could not remember anything to save my life..." My serious heart to heart chat with Ed "What are you–an airline?" Always with the humor, that Mr. Ed. ;-)
	"But did you know that I write Chinese?" Daniel, sending me a URL to his Pocket PC writeup translated into Chinese.
	"I will, especially if I win the $1850 jackpot at the bar tonight." Daniel, on calling me later that night. "What is it–a bingo bar?" Me, a bit confused, anchored in relatively normal CA life. ;-) "Yup that's Tuesday nights at the Vista." Oklahoma livin' Daniel
	"Played golf this afternoon and a friend is on his way over to go out to a bar!" Daniel "Woo hoo–return of party Dan." "Chocolate cake! Chocolate cake!!!!! Sorry in advance if I drunk dial you tonight! ;-)" Daniel
	"If you do, I want to know if you will be in charge of taking pictures and then helping me making an online photo album thing after so I can savor the memories." D Shap's request of me for his bday party. Maybe I should charge for my party documenting services. ;-)
	"Kid Rock Ticket Advance Sale / Wiggles Ticket On Sale." Really the subject of a concert e-mail subject--very random combo.
	"I have never IMd. How do I do it?" Kevin H–omigosh, life without IM!? Inconceivable!
	"Sometimes I just adore him and sometimes he bugs the crap out of me." More girlfriend quotes on boys.
	"Guess what? K, we're on email and it'll take too long for you to guess, so I'll just tell you." Entertaining Jessica, in a note to me.
	"You know what's funny, last friday we went to Plutos, Saturday I got my hair done by a girl named Venus..." Me, to Laurie "Did you work on a project about Mars today? You're just taking a trip around the galaxy girl." Laurie's response
	"MAN if we can't eat it, we bathe in it." Laurie and I about bath products: coconut cream pie, cinnamon buns, choc mint, etc.
	"Can't make a commitment (I'm not talking marriage, I mean a Saturday!)" One of my girlfriends complaining about men. ;-)
	"Dianna just called wondering why I'm not at a meeting. 'IMing Eve' is not the acceptable answer, so I better jet." Clayton
	"The people watching was awesome." Steph, on the Britney Spears concert.
	"I'm so over her." Steph on an opening act we weren't into.
	"What are you going to do in Maine? I've been to Maine for literally about 5 minutes. I crossed the border by mistake, then turned around and came back." Boston livin Mike
	"Man I had Fresh Choice for lunch and im hungry already!" Me, early afternoon. "That's why rabbits are constantly eating–nothin but greens!" Laurie's response
	"Ohhhh corn muffins with honey butter. . . .grumble grumble. Tummy talkin." Laurie being silly
	"Your new pic is smokin' hot! Lovin it!" Dlove showing me the love as usual ;-)
	"Yer the restaurant queen of the Bay Area." Doodle, to me. Not quite, but I try!
	"Wow... little Synaptans everywhere." Reechardo, on Synaptans now with kids.
	"You can quote any dumb or stupid thing I say." Leslie R., giving me blanket quoting permission. ;-)
	"I am surrounded by crazy food lovers: you, Kathi, Jenny." Leslie, to me.
	"This is like being chosen to be a Nielsen family–so exciting!" Me, on getting to contribute to the 2005 Zagat's SF/Bay Area Restaurant Guide
	"You get to see me tomorrow man. Remember? You PENNED it in?" Me, on hanging out with Ebs since he's been gone for a while. "Wait did I say pen? I meant to say... Sharpee." Ebs, always liking to taunt me.
	"Today is Britney concert day! SO EXCITED.... YAY for today!" Steph's e-mail to me
	"Very cool! You're an awesome webmistress." Daniel, on me updating my website and surprising him with a new home page photo.
	"Holy crap, and you didn't get a hooker?" Daniel, on the price of Teatro Zinzani.
	"Do you know that I was in a club Friday night and this guy said 'hey, cool pork pie, where'd you get that?' And I thought to myself 'geez, I'm sexy in Oklahoma!'" Always Sexy Daniel ;-)
	"No word from the girl... I'll give it two days before I call her and start trash talking." James
	"Hey girl, pork pies and boas are hip! It's not our fault if the rest of the world doesn't appreciate us!" Daniel to me
	"Want to meet for some boring food and run an errand with me?" Kathi, prepping for us to meet up one night.
	"She's on a diet worse than south beach." Nicki, informing her cousin GG, about my eating hell.
	"Will see you here tomorrow. Same IM time. Same IM channel." James, to me, singing off from Australia for the evening.
	"Just about to lay on the couch for some beeko lovin." Nicki, about her cat. ;-p
	"Oooh–we're middle name buddies." Me, to Kathi on me discovering hers.
	"I really like that name. . . though it's not very odd." James, on his usual pattern of knowing girls with strange names
	"Drink any evil???????????" Me, asking my sister about her first day working temp for a non Coke soda company. "No. Had a dr pepper today. But all that is in the soda/snack machine is evil. They are big evil supporters." Niff's response
	"Hello. Oh!" My sis's IM to me "HEY worker beee." Me, asking about her first day back in the workforce. "I was like, who the heck is red boa?" Niff, on my IM name that day
	"It's snowing!" Boston Livin' SingleT "It's super sunny and 80 degrees!" CA me
	"What's the deal with our stomachs?" Ro, to me.
	"If it hadn't said chaos, I wouldn't have wanted to come." Nicki, joking about Teatro Zinzanni--Love, Chaos, and Dinner.
	"I'm excited to see the inside–it's a spiegeltent." Eric, on the way to the Teatro show. "What kind of tent? I keep on thinking strudel." Me "That's because you can't have sugar. I think of Smeagol." Nicki
	"Yeah, I'm past that stage. I think I'll watch my jewelry show." Mom, passing up my Sex and the City DVD viewing in my room one night.
	"Yeah I'm totally bummed that sex is over." Ro
	"Were you at Plutos today? Haha I'm stalking you." RoHo, who lives in the OC, to me.
	"Hey I got a job. You're not going to like who the company is." Niff's text message to me.
	"You're such a good little catch." Married Clayton, being nice to me.
	"Plutos tomorrow for lunch? Want to go?" E-mail I sent out "Like da planet?" Laurie's response
	"It's so fun to have this history. It's like our own people magazine. Ya know–the who's and what's. You should start having like a fashion page." Leslie R., on my website.
	"I'm emailing you in search for help. We live in a cold world where people make decisions based on dry projections and forecasting without paying the necessary heed, attention or manners to the very human fiber that drives our inner souls. I am hoping you can find the earnest strength to help me out with this." Eric, asking for help. Did he lose his job? "I have recently tried to find 'Howard the Duck' on DVD... Together, as one voice, we just might be able to bring that lil' crazy lovable duck into the 21st century home theater where he belongs..." Random Payless Eric's conclusion. Oh this is what it's all about!
	"We would end up slipping you drinks without you knowing anyway." Leslie R in the event that I'm still not supposed to have drinks by the time we go to Vegas. ;-) "Nice. That's a true friend I tell ya." My response "Yes ma'am." Leslie's confirmation.
	"I was doing something and then I lost my brain. Where did I put it?" Laurie, at work one day
	"Oh I havent seen him. Maybe hes dead already." Nicki, on Pacey in the Urban Legends movie she was watching.
	"I need my dose of Eve... :)" Kathi, trying to figure out a time when we could get together.
	"Ahhh–if I'm allergic to gluten, we're gonna have real problems. Only way for it to be OK is to have a gluten free diet for the rest of your life." Me, very worried. "That's prison." Tony
	"Ok, I'm going for a hair appt on Sat and need some advice. Current dilemmas [listing them out]... Any suggestions?" Hope's e-mail to us dance girls.
	"James sent me a rainbow sheep snow globe from nz." Me "He likes milk. Is that a gay sheep?" Chris' response to the souvenir
	"I hope you had as good of a birthday as you can without me." Matt S.
	"I don't know about the rainbow. . . but New Zealand is all about sheep." James, on the rainbow sheep snow globe he got me.
	"Today is she bangs day." Mom, on the day Hung came back to perform on American Idol.
	"Oh! maybe you'll appreciate my dilemma. Alias, second episode is on tonight, but I was invited to go rock climbing and I don't have a VCR." James, with a problem I could understand. Not that it would happen to me cause of TiVo, but I do value TV so. ;-)

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