"I think my family likes her better than me." Joseph, on his new girlfriend.

"She's the most innocent girl ever." Joe, on his new girlfriend.
"Even more than me?" Me
"Compared to her you're a raging slut." Joseph

"It's like when you have dial-up and get dsl--you can't go back to dial-up." Triple, on having the person you're dating living in the same place and then doing the long distance thing.

"I'm an environmentalist for the weekend." Kevin, on driving a hybrid car.

"How are you gonna charge it?" Me, on Kevin driving a hybrid car.
"It charges itself. Either that or I'll just use my Amex." Kevin

"Wanna grill it?" Anjali, on the after meal mint at the Korean BBQ place.

"I can't go first–I can't count!" Hope, in dance class.
"You are a statistician and have a master's degree and you can't count?" Leslie

"I've decided that my eating habits parallel those of a hobbit." James

"I wonder what it's like to wear a hard hat." Me
"I have one in my office if you want to try one on." Anjali

"Do you know why there are these bars in the car? Because humans used to be orangutangs and they hang on things for security. And we only use one arm becuse the other one was used to hold onto a banana." Dad, on the handles people hang onto in the car.

"I am your wedding information connection :-)." Leslie Mice.

"Also, me and my Spanish - I tried to ask for a wake up call yesterday, and my friends are convinced that I asked the desk clerk if I could sleep with her mom. I really should be careful. However, we did get the wake up call, so it couldn't have been that bad." James, in an e-mail from Costa Rica

"Hot chocolate would be good right now." Anjali, when we were walking back to the office in really windy, cold weather.
"Yeah, all over my body!" Marcus

"Geez, you don't know how dependant a person is on TV–it was off since 2 and it was horrible. I almost got to the point where I had to sit down and read a book!" Mom

"Yay! It's back just in time–I can order now!" Mom, after a 6 hour cable outage.