"So am I gonna get to see Goppee? I want some Goppee time, too!" Lisa Loeb

"Schedule me in whenever you want for next week... Lunch, dinner, breakfast... I'm all yours! (And goapees)" Daniel

"You rock! You little pyro!" Andy G., to Michelle M. after she called a client and got them movin'.

"You smell nice." Me, to Kishore
"I took a bath today." Kishore

"Maybe you need a less comfortable bed." James, in response to me saying I didn't want to get out of bed in the morning.

"I could barely walk around–I kept crashing on the couch and stuff." Kevin

"What kind of car is this? The light turns off even though there's a human inside. Not very user-friendly." Dad

"You want to switch cars?" Dad, to me.
"No." Me
"Okay, you can trade in for a Boxter so we can share." Dad

"Now that I'm getting older I get tired earlier. I hate that–I want to stay up and party all night." Dad

"The last time I had New York steak was a long time ago and it still sucks." Dad

"Guys that really like a girl don't want to screw any other girl." Dad

"Should I start complaining now?" Dad, right after we sat down at the restaurant.

"I'm glad I wore my jacket so I am trendy." Dad, in a SF restaurant.

"Abbie keeps on stripping for random people. Niff
"Oh, I wonder where that comes from!" Me
"You're a naked person, too!" Niff

"You smell so edible." Cheeckers, to me, after we had Korean bbq.

"I don't want food–I just want to eat something." Onray

"I think I pulled a muscle doing one of those sexy poses." Joe

"That chick with the Pantene hair?" Teari

"Call me after the tea!" Niff, all excited about pearl tea.

"Maybe I should open a bubble tea store. Do you think anyone in Wisconsin would come?" Niff

"Every time I get a new girlfriend, I have more and more to hide." Onray

"Look! It's a pig!" Onray, seeing a possum in our parking lot.

"When I grow up I want to have a daughter just like YOU!" Dad, to me.

"Do you have something in mind you wanted to tell me or something that night? Engaged? Pregnant? New lover? An affair with someone else? You are under cover for CIA? FBI? America most wanted? Lesbian?" Dad, asking me why I was wanting to have dinner just with him and me alone.

"You just tore my arms off! I think I can be a little mean!" Daniel, on my comment on myself and Lisa holding him back and removing both of Dan's arms in order to keep him in California.

"Slimy yet satisfying." Kevin's response to how his meeting with his manager went.

"Where is this place we're going to? Albert."
"It's across the street." Daniel

"Are you gonna take out your little calculator and plan ahead?" Max, to Daniel.

"If you know me, you know where to find me... I'm at Chevy's hanging out with Rob!" Daniel's autoresponse away message on IM.

"Aw Eve... Can't we get you drunk?" Daniel, trying to get me to come out with him.

"I am a romantic and funny absentminded man. With Alsymer [his way of saying Alzheimer's]. I like you whoever you are." Dad

"I'd better step it up a notch to keep the QW factor high." Daniel, using a Kevin's newly invented abbreviation.

"I think I'm in love with you Eve! (In a friend sort of way.)" Daniel, to me.
"Maybe it was just the excitement of driving your car." Me
"No, that's not the farfignugen I was experiencing. It was more like Evefignugen." Daniel.

"Is that QW?" Kevin, to me, after he said something.
"What's that?" Me
"Quote Worthy." Kevin

"Can't I say anything freely? You have to document everything?" Dad, to me.

"Should I rent a DVD or write a poem?" Dad

SXSW Weekend quotes coming soon! I left them at Kevin's apartment! :-( Here they are...

"What color bars? Bars of color? yeah, that's what they are." Brett

"At least we know how to get Kevin to dance." Me, to Josh, while Kevin was cold outside.

"I love you for you body heat." Kevin, to me

"We waited longer in the bathroom line than we did to get in." Kevin, at a crowded SXSW venue.

"Must do the hair before five beers." Josh

"I'm just gonna look pimp, I'm not gonna pimp." Kevin

"That's okay, you don't need to explain. We know you're a jet-setter." Joe, the cab driver, to Kevin.

"Don't yell at me!!!!" Lisa Loeb, to Reechardo.
"Why not? It's fun." Reechardo

"Yahoo me." James, to me.

"Do you realize on Friday I will have been to the airport every single day this week." Kevin

"I feel so Dilbert." Kevin, on his job.

"I woke up in my apartment this morning and didn't know which hotel I was in." Kevin, traveling a little too much.

"I was gonna write something, but then I realized I wasn't a writer." Sherrie

"I'm looking for John Ritter's balls." Ryan Ca.
"I'm looking for my water bottle." Eric P., showing the difference in their priorities.

"I'm not interested in breasts–I get enough of that at work." Ryan Ca.

"What time did you get back?" Judi, to me.
"8 o'clock last night." Me
"At least you were in the same time zone." Judi
"Actually, I was in London." Me

"It's famous–it's in all the cartoons." Kevin, about the Venus Demilo sculpture in the Louvre.

"That's what I hate about Paris, they all speak English." Kevin

"We've got to keep promoting Laura." Josh, on Laura A. making desserts for us after she got promoted.
"We should make her President!" D

"Just stay away from anything that says 'Mad Cow' on it." Daniel's advice for going to London.

"Don't forget to mind the gap." Mom's advice for going to London.

"Appreciating beauty and looking at girls is my birthright. Since God has given me eyes..." Kishore

"She won't marry me, but she's dating a 50 year old!?" James, on one of our friends.

"When you're in international waters, anything's legal." Eric, joking about younger women.

"I liked doing parades cause you got to walk in the middle of the street. You don't get to do that in real life." Kimi