"I like to go and see what excites me in that moment." John, on going to lunch at the food court
	"I'll tell them that I have to call my wife. HA! While my husband is right there with me." Matt, in the hospital.
	"Sushi and pizza--those are my 2 favorite food sources." David
	"Can I touch your eye?" David coming at me with his finger in discussions of how I'm not sure I can put a contact in.
	"I'm a big fuzzy thing instead of a clear human." Me, on looking at myself in the mirror in dance class with bad vision.
	"He's a good looking blind man." Dad, about guy on American Idol.
	"If I was the only one driving I'd turn already." Dad
	"It's gonna be weird. It's gonna be like having one baby." Ro, on taking one of the twins out with us.
	"Now I understand why people like these. I'm never taking them off." Me, on my first Juicy sweatsuit. "It's like wearing sweats but ooh acceptable sweats." Ro
	"Something I haven't mastered: texting, walking and pushing." Ro, with a stroller.
	"Did you eat cricket?" Me "I didn't get to that stage yet." Dad, after telling me snout eating fried worms in Thailand
	"It was like a unicorn. I liked it wayyyy too much." Nicki, on an apartment.
	"I hate PPT... la la la. PPT is the devil's child--horns, pitch fork, and pointed tail." Matt D.
	"In these tough times we have to conserve." Dad taking home leftover rice.
	"He could be the bathroom yelper." Mom, about Dad.
	"He handles the purse strings, I handle the heart." Matt, on his hub duties vs. Mike's.
	"That's a quote." Matt's neighbor Julie, quickly getting the hang of it.
	"Now that they pulled my lifestyle out from under me..." Matt, on not being a permanent employee.
	"I work my LinkedIn like crazy." Matt
	"So we meet at Cin Cin for appetizers with wine and will have the entrees at Nick's?! I like this combination of 2 locations! We should make it a new eating ritual." Gisela, on our progressive meal hopping.
	"Twitter is not for me. All my thoughts are over 140 characters." Eric
	"I think I'm turning into a slip on shoe guy. I've been wasting my life tying my shoes." Eric
	"Who do we like in this game?" Me, to Mike, during the NCAA basketball tournament. "Who the hell cares?" Mike "Then why are you watching?" Me "Just to remember what good teams look like." Mike, bitter after Clemson lost in the 1st round.
	"When it was done I was so happy it was over." Mom on a book she didn't like but kept reading anyway.
	"I'm trying to bring back the boombox." Payless, carrying around his iPhone playing music by his shoulder.
	"I was relatively productive and I barely played wii." Nicki
	"I'm a functional talker--I set something up and go." Nicki
	"Do you have some cash? Thanks." Me, getting money from Mike. "You don't know the secret--that's your cash." Sneaky DJ
	"I hope they rip out their heart from their chest, throw it on the floor, stomp on it and dance around--that's what they did to me." Mike feeling anti-Michigan after Clemson loss.
	"My life sucks." Me "Really? Mike "No, I'm just cranky." Me "Oh that's great." Mike
	"I picked the Grey Goose ads, I hope you're ok w that." DJ on us watching shows on Hulu.
	"You look like a rappers wife." Carla, on my sparkly juicy hoodie.
	"I need a snack." Me "Maybe a chocolate covered donut." Kevin "You need a carrot." Nutritionist wife Carla
	"You've never had bubbles on your plate." Carla, to her husband at a nicer restaurant: Sezmu.
	"Wines for white are either crisp or buttery, for reds fruity or earthy." Mike's basic wine 101 introduction to his Carolina cousin and wife.
	"So should we go downstairs and cash in?" DJ "Cash out." Me
	"I haven't been on my computer since I texted you so just got your offline IM." Me "Yeah I realized last night I responded to the wrong media." Nicki
	"It's like being on Survivor in a way." Mom, on companies laying off people.
	"Getting old sucks. But if we don't take care of ourselves getting old will be even worse. That's not to say that any of us could get sick before we get old but this is me thinking that I'll at least make it to see every one of my kids (wine) graduate (consume)." Yed
	"I'm punchy today." David, the day SGI announced another bankruptcy.
	"Wow these buns are fluffy." Laurie
	"That's the thing I don't like about being elite. I feel guilt. I've never felt guilt before." Laurie, on yelping.
	"You living in your iphone?" David, to me.
	"That's a balanced diet: salad, pizookie. Libra says yes." David, on BJ's lunch.
	"You still have to the cook the thing." Friend on timing of having babies
	"Funny how that works: the smaller the portions the more expensive it is, the cheaper the smaller." Mike
	"10 at night? Good, I can buy jok then." Dad, on picking us up from the SF airport.
	"I'm outside without freezing my ears off." DJ, at SFO back from cold Chicago.
	"I just want a good game." Yed, watching the ncaa final tournament. "Yeay me too." Kyle "I just wanna win my bet." Mike D
	"Is this your crack?" Kyle, on fantasy baseball. "Yeah." Mike D.
	"They should make a Tyler Hansborough doll. Nothing on his body shuts: his eyes, mouth, etc." Mike D
	"Do you like it?" Laurie, on Amato's cheesesteak. "Oh yeah. It's gonna be a problem." David
	"Big one is like a car or something." Taylor on the size options for the cheesesteaks.
	"I get the fish. No head." Me, on Potsticker King meal. "Do you have to ask for no head?" Laurie
	"You can name it whatever you want, I'll call it whatever I want." Dad, on naming of my potential future kid.
	"Eve is keeping Kosol. My name will be a legend forever." Dad, on me not changing my last name.

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