"You were made to do that." DJ, on me being excited about being a Yelp Elite member.
	"I need a reason to party—otherwise Matt says I'm a drunk." David H., on us coming over as part of celebrating Nicki's birthday.
	"I'm going to promote you." Me about Matt, hosting us again for another fun night. "Yeah I'm not going to be #1--he can be financially responsible for you." Matt "OK, you can be husband 1.5." Me
	"My first yahtzee! Woohoo!" Nicki, on her first time playing the game the night before. "Oh yeah miss crazy beginners luck girl!" Me, on her first roll being a Yahtzee and her getting another in the same game! "Haha yep! Feel like I should never play again!" Nicki
	"I have a feeling that this is going to be a solid dining experience." Stephanie, at the start of one of our dinners.
	"She has unlimited resources and she has the best taste ever." Steph, on one of her friends endorsing a place we got Leslie a gift certificate to.
	"Thanks for the hello, and also for the very lovely Valentines card! You are the sweetest! Sorry I'm the flakiest...but we all have to have our role." John K
	"I know that yelp sometimes has parties where they get free food and drinks and then yelp about it. It's totally YOU. It's like part time food critic--which is an awesome job." Lucie T.
	"I'm seriously so excited I don't know what to do with myself...besides yelp about lunch." Me, to Nicole, on giving me Dance Dance Revolution for my bday.
	"It's called Our Daily Red and all the label says is 'organic, sulfate free 2006 Cali red wine. Doesn't even say what grape made it. Hmm...But for $10 for a bottle of organic wine, it's just dandy. And if I don't have a headache tomorrow it will be my new fav." Leigh Anne, on a bottle of wine she was drinking while emailing me.
	"Are you excited Dad is coming home?" Me "Well he'll be asleep for a week so it won't be like he's back for another week." Mom, on Dad getting back from Thailand.
	"How did you get so loopy?" Me, to Mike when he was acting silly after having some wine. "Cause I drank more than you cause I need it. My work drives me crazy!" Mike
	"I thought you didn't answer cause Mom said you were having a party." Dad "Nicole's over playing Dance Dance Revolution--that's not a party." Me
	"You are too funny. You're such the master documentor (is that a word) that I'm going to have to bring you along for anything that's memorable...because I won't remember!" Susan
	"More than 30% of the people in the area said they had a horrible day!" Aunt Kathy, on Brett Favre announcing his retirement.
	"Come on Outlook! Quit screwing my life up!" Rick, at work.
	"I love how many smileys there are on yahoo and feel like I need to take advantage of all their selection." Nicole, on Yahoo IM "Yes totally. That's my favorite part and why I use that one." Me
	"You getting cold feet about having him around without us girls?" Me, on Mike hanging out with Dice one day. "Not at all. He's a Mike!" Dice "Heee that's true. You guys have that going for ya." Me "Mikes rock." Charles Michael
	"I think I'm working but then again I'm chatting with you, so that may negate the working for now." Dice
	"I always get hungry after reading your reviews." Bora
	"There isn't a four letter word or a string of four letter words I haven't heard. My dad was in the military." John R.
	"That looks like a total mess. Let's try that again." Mom, on me putting gifts into a box to be wrapped.
	"I like her rock. I wouldn't buy her record but I'd vote her in." Dad (the mellow jazz guy) on the American Idol rocker girl.
	"Thanks for sharing the moment." Dad, on me calling when my car turned 100k miles.
	"Did I somehow turn into a Bop It game?" Mike, with me tapping his head.
	"I have a list: a chili cheese hot dog, stinky cheese, a manhattan, and a bunch of wine." Prego Jessica, on what she wants to consume post baby birth.
	"They had practice. They probably have some leftover from the last time." Jessica, on Ingrid's second pregnancy and baby names.
	"From the back, you don't even look pregnant." Jessica's friend, to Jessica at her baby shower. "Thank you!" Jessica
	"Omigosh there's so much crap in this bag." Jessica, opening baby shower gifts.
	"It's got a little baby pocket for his little baby cell phone." Jessica, on a baby outfit.
	"I don't know if I want a towel made of sherpas." Jessica, reading the contents of one of her gifts.
	"The swaddle is so cute--it makes me want a baby just for that." Me "You can have a stove or a baby but not both." Mike's response
	"Do we like the white people?" Me, watching a basketball game. "That doesn't sound good." Mike "Well as opposed to the light blue people." Me, looking at the jerseys.
	"Do you want any?" Mike, offering me some of his pizza. "No thanks." Me "Good. More for me!" Mike, with a big grin on his face.
	"You're a weirdo. You always have food on the brain." DJ
	"Ehh it's ok.. I like to refer to them as my war wounds." Nicole, on having scratches on her chin from doing a snowboard jump.
	"We'll have to make that for your wife and her live-in husband." Matt's David to Matt, talking about a dish Mike and I would like.
	"I'm gonna be sucking down the Mexican Coke. Gotta love that cane sugar!!! And those little Jarritos drinks are sugar based too!!! Go Mexico!" Hyper David pre-Mexican lunch.
	"Eve, Eve, Eve! Happy late birthday!!! I thought of you... I just didn't call, or write...." Maureen, in March. ;-)
	"I realize I spend more time commuting to lunch than I do to work." Me
	"I had a very small lunch cause I was planning on Eve dinner. I have to plan for those." Doesn't eat nearly as much as me Nicki.
	"Front door is open. 4 bottles deep." Yed, inviting us over to the tail end of his Rock Banding evening with two of his friends on a Monday night.
	"I was trying to do the oprah thing. Last nite did not work again." Mom, trying her weekly webcast book club. "Yeah thats lame." Me "Really is with all her money and all can't get this right for like a million people... They just say working on it. The book is about accepting things as they are I guess." Mom
	"Wanna do a dessert of some kind?" Tiff, on getting together for a meal. "Ha I'm not a baker but I can definitely pick something up at the store if that's ok... " Me "Who bakes anymore?? Store is great!" Tiff
	"Luv U 4 vodka eye-opening baptism. Plethora of choices. Gonna eat in ur honor." Matt D.'s texts to me.
	"There's no one to watch the life suckers... I mean my wonderful children." Sean, on not being able to make an event.
	"We made the cheesy potatoes last night." Matt "Which ones?" Me "That's true: all the potatoes we make have cheese in them!" Matt
	"I have a combo of really spicy hot and temperature hot and I don't know what to do with it." Nicole, eating an egg roll with Vietnamese hot sauce at lunch.
	"I can't imagine 9 months without wine. I could go without a rager for that long, but not without any wine!" Me, commenting on pregnancy.
	"Ryan has now taken an interest in potty training. News flash from the McGinleys!" Dice
	"What happened to the cute/funny replies people usually leave on these things? Just accepting an Evite is not enough anymore. Rally up some juicy remarks for our 'Hostess with the Mostest,' foodie/party gal Eve Kosol." Matt D., putting the smack down.
	"I had to get a new yahoo account and I lost all of my friends and family." Dave H., on his IM list.
	"The yelp site is down. What's a girl to do??????" Me "You need a fix. Try blogging." Dice
	"How was your weekend as a whole?" Me "I think only one word can sum it up... drunken." Nicole
	"Same 'ol, same 'ol. Still in school...taking classes here and there, teaching, trying to get my project together, digging up ancient dead people in armenia, drinking with friends, fitting a date on rare occasions." Mo Mo Mo
	"I want to be drinking now. It would be far more "green" for us to be out of the office saving electricity." Matt, at 1:30pm on St. Patrick's Day.
	"I'm back down the street. Took my new hire to Cafe Torre today... jobs may change, but my habits don't." Susan
	"Your fun and my scary may be the same thing." Nicole
	"We can have a salad tomorrow or you can take me to breakfast." Me, to Mike
	"My fave thing to get there is the corn beef hash." Me, on Los Altos Coffee Shop. "My fave thing to get there is the corn beef hash! No wonder we're friends." Nicole
	"I just really like the hef." Nicole, about hefeweizen beer. "When you say that, it reminds me of the playboy mansion." Me
	"It's the power of the yelper." DJ, on my first roll being a strike.
	"What's Mike doin? Does he need a ball that fits his character?" Nicole, on Mike looking around for another bowling ball.
	"I'm gonna hit the bowling circuit when I get old. When I hit 60 I'm goin to spend my days bowling." Nick
	"That was amazing." Nicole, on a red bull peach bomb.
	"I'm enjoying this. The more drunk I get, the more fun it is." Nicole, on bowling.
	"The only thing that's missing is the comic." Bartender, on a Bazooka bubble gum drink. "Can you just tell us a joke?" Nicole
	"He's got the boobs with the paw--I just have normal boobs." Nicole to Mike (who was wearing his Clemson shirt), on sweet-talking the bowling alley guy. "I have boobs that bounce." Nick, wanting to get in on it.
	"Between us there's savageness." Nick with Mike, posing all funny being guys.
	"I want a bowling alley in my house." Nicole "Who doesn't want a bowling alley in their house?" Nick
	"Don't let me get anything at Jack in the Box later." Nicole "Uh, ok." Nick "Can we get a number 4 and a number 7 with curly fries?" Nicole at the Jack in the Box drive through two hrs later.
	"I have to wear the same shirt and the same underpants all weekend long. I have to keep the streak alive." DJ, after a winning Clemson basketball game.
	"I think I'm hungover." Leslie E., on 11:30pm on a Saturday night after drinking wine with dinner.
	"Happy drinking holiday!" Me, to Boston Stacy "Actually you know what??? I gave up beer for Lent. So no Guinness for me. Irish Whiskey however..." Boston Stacy
	"Regarding your status message, that's redundant. Drinks are snacks to the Irish...especially Guinness. So you can call it happy drink and drink day." Dice, on my IM status "happy irish drink and snack day." "Well potatoes." Me "Good for dunking into Guinness." Dice's response
	"How often do you get sandwiched between two husbands?" Matt, to me, out in downtown Sunnyvale for St. Paddy's Day.
	"Let's just walk fast and look for Chinese symbols." Me, looking for a dive Chinese restaurant in Sunnyvale.
	"But why is it wrong? We have a bag around it?" Nicole, on not being able to have open containers like in Vegas.
	"I yelped you." Me "You what? What's that?" Owner of the dance studio I go to.
	"Wow that may be more than my social calendar can handle. I like to be the stick in the mud. Here you don't want to be too much of a stick in the mud cause there's not much mud to be stuck in." John R
	"It may take me a while to get ready since I just opened my eyes." Mom, at 11:15am, planning to come to lunch with me.
	"I have this friend in real life but she also yelps..." Yelper friend Mara
	"Funny how I ran into her. The past is only ever so far away." James, on running m ex girlfriend.
	"Remember, I am a dick....but I do have something for you and mike on Friday." Yed, always trying to prove he's not a nice guy.
	"I'm going to see the original office wife tonight." Matt, to me (his current one).
	"Oh man I thought you were someone else for a sec before I saw the name and pic and was like what a nut case but then I saw it was you!!!" Nicki, on IM "Hahahahaha and you're like oh it's another nut case!" Me "Haha well the nutcase I prefer." Nicki
	"Not sure if it's worthy of your quote list. I can do better." Nicole, about one of her above quotes.
	"Your husband called me a ketchup whore." SF Stacy "At least he had the word ketchup in front of it." Me
	"I have a movie based vocab. Hey it's gotten me this far." Chris
	"Peaches. I'm gonna call you Peaches. Peaches. I'm seeing if it sticks." Melty to Peanut (aka Leslie to Stacy). "Peaches! Oooh you responded!" Leslie "I was looking right at you when you said it!" Stacy
	"You're like crying." Me, to Mike "cause it's funny. I like it when I make my own jokes." Mike
	"That bite I just had was SO good." Melty, about dessert.
	"Look at that bottle of Kettle One. Is that real? I'd kill someone if I drank that." Leslie E.
	"Do you have an alcohol you don't do well on?" Leslie, to Chris.
	"Dad has two boxes of chick-fil-a nuggets. Maybe we can drop them by." Mom
	"Ooh nuggets and fried rice--I've never had that before." Weirdo Mike
	"My new phone is psychedelic. It's cool man." Dad
	"What the hell city is this? I've never seen it in my life. After I took the shortcut I got confused." Dad, driving back from LA.
	"Hey call me if you fall asleep." Me "If I fall asleep how can I call you?" Dad "You know what I mean!" Me
	"Just wanted to say that Tues night was fun. Lots of interesting and random conversations." LesliE, on our post-dance class time out.
	"Any big easter plans? Besides starting back on beer?" Me "Nope, that's about it!" Boston Stacy
	"Stopped by the bike shop...had to change my stem....ugh. Bike drama." Yedders
	"Omg not only do you have Maui restaurant tips you have 'regular Maui eating places' -- you are in deeper than I thought. All the other Yelp'ers have nothing on you." Tod Abernathy
	"You know what all this Eve-foodie-insider-info will do to me don't you? After watching Top Chef (a show I record) and falling asleep I’m going to dream I'm a chef and you are sitting at the judges table (you're obviously well qualified even outside of my dreams) and you’re going to tell me to pack my knifes b/c you didn’t like the sauce on my crab cakes... something about too being too spicy for you and I didn't use enough indigenous ingredients... yeah something like that." Nutty Tod Abernathy's email to me.
	"I knew I liked for a good reason, thanks for giving me more." Tod Abernathy, on my Maui food recommendations.
	"I'm gonna need to switch to something harder--this isn't cutting it." Mike, after his Clemson basketball team loss in the first round of the ncaa tournament.
	"Hey weren't you gonna wake up and watch basketball?" Me, at noon. "I'm too heartbroken." DJ, the day after his team lost.
	"Hey DJ, you have Chick-Fil-A for lunch." Me, trying to cheer him up by using his fave southern fast food Dad brought him from LA. "I'd rather have a basketball team in the tournament." DJ
	"I'm sorry. I'm putting all the outside appearance I can but I'm still dead inside." Mike, going to a social event post team loss.
	"I may or may not be here at the end of the meal, but I'm in." Nicole, about ordering wine at the start of dinner, post daytime beer drinking.
	"It was fun spicy." Nicole, about our calamari
	"We waited for you but it's oozing." Nicole, on the choc lava cake that was delivered to the table when we were in the bathroom.
	"Who needs Mickey pretzels when there's churros?" Nicole, on Disneyland snacks.
	"You're sweet." Mike "You're just sayin that cause I paid for your nice dinner and you're cheap." Me "I am cheap, but that doesn't mean you're not cute." Mike--ha
	"Give me a full report later of how everyone liked the balls." Niff, on the new thing we made for Easter from a recipe she sent me.
	"I'm at my 150th review :-D" Me "Holy Toledo Bat Man!" Matt "2 months worth." Me "Party On Queen Yelper." Supportive Matt
	"Wanna know what I ate? I ate a hotdog at the zoo, a churro. And then on embarcadero: calamari, a crab sandwich. And then after the game I went to osha and me n' Jill had curry chicken and crab pad thai. And then when I got back I ate panda express and combined that with 2 day left over chinese to make a 6 course meal...and then taco bell at work the next mornin." Payless "You're a nut! You're an eating machine!"Me "There must be something wrong with me." Payless "Tapeworm???" Me "Just one? Wanna go for lunch?" Payless
	"Ok, I will let you get back to work now, so that we can save all good conversational elements for Thursday." Mikey, on us getting together.
	"This is like Yelp paradise for you." Payless, on a random divey strip mall we probably would never have visited.
	"It's got everything: value, good food, vegetables..." Payless, on a place we were eating at for lunch.
	"I'm so satisfied--I love it when that happens!" Me, super happy about trying a new place for lunch.
	"Work talk on a lunch thread??? Chaos reigns supreme." David
	"life. what is it really for?" James' email subject
	"Maybe I'll just work crazy long days and get it all done. Or pigs could fly. One or the other." Comical James
	"You and I were both on the party circuit on Saturday - we are twins!" Kimi
	"I'm gonna have to vote for Tanto based on the yelper reviews..." David's choice on the options I threw out for lunch. Yeay yelp!
	"No need for reservations if you show up in your yelp outfit - guaranteed VIP service ;-)" David
	"Anybody up for a couple rounds of golf?" Aaron, in the office one afternoon. We proceeded to compete on our indoor office putting green. :-)
	"I don't know about you guys, but I'm staying until someone gets it in... but at 7pm, I'm leaving." Aaron, at 3:30pm, on our golfing fun.
	"I'm a leaper not a turner." Karla, in dance class. Very lover night a fighter. ;-)
	"We need to party at Roux after we both dry out... yeah right!!! HA! Party on Eve... Party on 1.5" Silly Matt texting post his happy hour.
	"Texting like a fiend." Matt
	"Thank God for text." Matt
	"Woke sister today. Didn't hear about daylight savings." HK James
	"Holy cow it's awesome. I kind of have a HUGE crush on him." Nicole, on American Idol contestant David Cook.
	"Oh I'm so excited for him. He finally toned down his rockerness too, so we can see that he can vary his style." Nicole playing judge for David's last performance.
	"I think I should start yelping to encourage myself to try new places." Laurie "I just keep Eve as a friend." David
	"I'm glad you found a support group." David, on my yelp friends.
	"Can't believe you got all that from our hoo-ha banter. Guess I can trust you to represent me on yelp." David, after our lunch.
	"I am not going to the office on Friday. I have a feeling there will be some wine consumed. Figure at least 4 bottle. I have to work down my inventory. Mike and kyle will bring one each. We'll start with mine and finish with theirs." Wine guy Yedders
	"Dude, people will think I know my stuff with your yelp page helping me. This is the bomb!!! Keep up the good work. eak.yelp.com has just been added to my Yahoo Bookmarks - which goes with me everywhere!!!" David
	"This is all so you!!! Amazing. Found you're calling at 31." David, looking at my yelp reviews and restaurant pictures. "Heeeee 33, but thanks." Me
	"I was thinking that when we go see them on tour (cuz i am just already assuming at least u and I are gonna go) I'm going to make him a big sign..." Nicole, and her American Idol David Cook crush.
	"Okay. Need full concentration. Boston tickets on sale in 5 minutes." Yed, on buying concert tickets for one of his favorite bands: Pearl Jam.
	"I'm not coming home this summer. I've chosen to spend my break doing research. We're basically researching the munchies." Med school Mikey.
	"Left handed, cooks, plays piano..." Some of Mikey's list of qualities he's looking for in a woman. 8-)
	"So if there's so few people are you taking over other people's old work." Chad "Not really. Our web team is still 2 people--same as its always been." Me "You've met our entire web team. Hi my name is Chad." Chad
	"Perfect weekend o' fun, but no lovin. ;-)" Friend's weekend update
	"Also, I'm going to see her dentist. I go to the dentist every time I'm there. He an eastern european guy, romanian, and I think he's really good. I don't trust hong kong dentists, or doctors, or anything." James
	"I'm SO thirsty and can't concentrate... I want to go NOW!" Matt, anticipating our fun reunion happy hour.
	"Yeah let's party wausau style!" Niff, planning our Wisconsin trip for gma's 90th bday.
	"Had a stressful morning...so I just sat down for a few mins w/my lunch and watched part of the JT concert. It seriously makes me so happy =)" Fellow Justin obsessed friend Steph
	"Buffy?" Me, on what we should watch. "I can't watch it so close to going to bed. The monsters scare me." Mike
	"My wife yelps. She's elite." Zak "Oh so am I." Me "She's written like 300 reviews." Zak "In what time period?" Me, on my 2 month streak. "3 years." Zak
	"Snipen." Me, on Erik playing laser tag in the Netherlands from the 2nd floor no one knew about. "Totally snipen." Matt
	"Is it odd that I've had this conversation before?" Nicole, on some really random topic Mike was telling us about.
	"Pink peppercorns and Dutch gin." Mike H. "You're such a slut after that." Aaron
	"Can we get some shots on the house?" Nicole, irritated with our long wait on our bill being processed.
	"We're out of white star." Waitress, on the splits a few people had been ordering. "Omg we totally drank them all." Me "I'm sure. I had five." Matt
	"I have to leave. Can I get some hugs?" Aaron
	"Can't believe you spilled wine on my carpet dude!" Yed to Mike D.
	"Should we go get the cigars?" Yed "We should play 'Welcome to the Jungle' first." Mike D, on Guitar Hero.
	"I could be a smoker and take smoke breaks, but instead I take yelp breaks." Me, at work.
	"My brain is so fried right now ... I have been PPT'ing all day." Designer Matt
	"Thanks again Eve for organizing... who knows how long we'd not see everyone if it weren't for your masterful social organizing skills." Susan, about our Borland reunion.
	"Love your yelp entries. I have to keep having meals with you so I have a recording of what I did yesterday." Funny Susan, to me.
	"You write some of the most useful reviews I've ever read!! Ever, I say.... ever!" Yelp friend Mikey U. with the best compliment ever. :-)
	"I usually feel the same as you except for that George Straits thing." Me, to Mers (aka Kimi).
	"Our wedding was very pretty." DJ, looking at my laptop wallpaper picture of our wedding reception location.
	"I'm ready to be done now. Our house is a construction zone." Mike, on day 1 of the remodeling.
	"It has a Michelan star." Me, excited about the restaurant we were going to celebrate my birthday. "Of course. Why do you think I picked it?" Mike, proud of himself.
	"I'm oblivious when it comes to myself, but I'm observant when it comes to other people." DJ
	"Can we get water or is that too much to ask?" Mom, at an insanely busy dim sum place. "Probably too much." Me
	"Even for dim sum it irritates." Me, on the chaos surrounding us where we were. "It irritates me to no end." Dad
	"Don't you want to see my house in shambles?" Me "No, I only want to see it when it's nice." Dad "Sure, we'll come over." Mom
	"Hey you want a slice of pizza?" Me, to DJ "No, I'm full. Why you tryin to push pizza on me?" Mike "I just want something else to yelp." Me "Now the truth comes out. You dont care about me, you just care about your yelp reviews." Mike
	"Who was textin you?" Me "No one." Mike "I heard beeps." Me "It was just google." Mike
	"Would you trade in my ring for set of appliances if you could?" Me "Actually, no. The ring at least retains or gains value in time--appliances don't." Mike "How romantic." Me "At least I'm honest." Mike
	"Even though you were annoying earlier, I feel like we're really far away." Me, at our nice dinner with our chairs pretty spread out. "That's probably the nicest thing you said to me all day." DJ
	"This is what I've been waitin for all my life. That's what I'm talkin about. I can have five more bowls of this and be done." Mike, with his gnocchi with meat ragu dish.
	"If you wait long enough maybe the bread guy will open the door for you." Mike, playing into my crush on our fancy dinner date.
	"But what about me? I brought you to the bread guy." Funny, Mike.
	"Are we still eating or are we done?" DJ, after the main course of our meal.
	"I'm very excited Yed asked for the new Collective Soul cd. Maybe he'll become a big fan like me! Wouldn't that be great? We could start our own belmont terrace fan club! And maybe they'd come do a private concert for us! We could set em up here in the cul de sac!" Mike, very excited about his favorite band.
	"Just had a fab leftover dinner. Drunk on bubbles. Life is good." Matt "I just opened my first split." Matt, the next morning.
	"Do you know how to get there or do we need the lady?" DJ, on his gps.
	"Dude, I wanna play basketball! Well not really--I just wanna play horse but I shoot like crap." Me, watching basketball. "Good, cause then I'll win." Mike
	"I'm at walmart, I'm so excited to be here." James "That's how you can tell you didn't live here."
	"If I could have the world to myself, I'd like it a lot more." John, on experiencing a non-crowded restaurant for lunch one day.
	"I've only had one job that I had buyers remorse from." John
	"This was definitely one of the more pleasurable experiences at Santana Row." John
	"It's almost weird in a pathetic way. I remember leavin thinkin man that chick was mental." John, on the winchester mystery house lady.
	"Nick and I had to each take breaks so we could stop smiling for a few minutes." Nicole, pouring her fam's wine at an event.
	"I found something I like that you don't???" Rick, excited bout horseradish.

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