"The dress is semi-formal? I didn't know that. Shoot now I got to find my zoot suit." Mark, on my bday party.
	"Why do all boys have to be so stupid? They were seriously put on this earth to annoy n irritate us!" One of my girlfriends.
	"Good luck to myself then...." Dad, on his first resume posting for a job.
	"We can use the stock papers to roll up fatties and smoke them on the cruise Saturday." David, on SGI stock.
	"Welcome Mike to the menage. We are glad you can join!" Nicki, on our first 3 way hump date.
	"She is an efficient multi-tasker and late sleeper... She is a nickname extraordinaire and some of her ideas definitely come from deep outer space." Some things Nicki said about me that I found entertaining.
	"It's just hard to be creative when you only have a few hours and they want 'sexy.' I almost screened back some porn just to add that 'sexiness' they been missin'." Designer Matt D.
	"She is an IM animal, so expect to wait as she responds to her many other friends but also has to work at the same time." Part of Daniel's take on me.
	"The two of you together must be an absolute blast. With Eve's 'school girl on spring break' style and Nicki's 'Been there, done that, trying to figure out a way to do it again on a pogo stick' manner..." Daniel's fantasy perception of our Nicki Eve dates.
	"As long as you look forward to something the past can never truly affect you I guess. Unless its jail time or VD." A bummed Payless Eric.
	"I so like the way you describe me Daniel I am thinking of dating myself - just for the experience...I'll deal with the aftermath later!" Nicki
	"As for you sir Daniel - knight of the pervy realm..." Nicki
	"I'm just lazy today - I don't want to trim my moustache and goatee - I'm not in the mood to clean up the mess. Plus ... I can pull off the unshaven deranged - but cute - bald guy." Matt D.
	"I told him he owes me many cocktails and that I am cashing in on them tonight." Matt D., on a friend flaking on him.
	"I used to go to the gym and lift weights AFTER I'd been to a bar and had a few martinis, but what I haven't tried I did last night: Play tennis drunk. Ok, I wasn't drunk, but I'd had 2 glasses of whiskey and a little big of cognac. And you know what - that is NOT fun." James
	"All I know is that, I think, a girl named Joey is totally attractive. Is it just me? Why is that? There are other names like that, aren't there?" James.
	"Sorry you are feeling melon collie and the infinite sadness baby." Mike's response to my feeling mellow and sad.
	"I hope Mike has a good first week traveling to Newark. I know commuting to New Jersey can be rough." Dice
	"When you're 19 and play hockey four times a week you can eat a lot of carne asada. It's just not the same." Matt S., on his eating habits changing as he gets older living in San Diego.
	"I'm not as bitter as I used to be." Matt S.
	"I wanted to get a good base for all the alcohol I plan on putting in later." Lisa, on eating a hamburger for lunch on the day of my birthday party.
	"If I go that way and show some boob you think I can get one first?" Lisa, on getting a cab before the hotel guy.
	"I'm drinking like a fish tonight!" Dave "What else is new? Me
	"I can't believe it. The restaurant is packed at 7am. Full of Americans I suppose." James, watching the Superbowl in Hong Kong.
	"Drinking a bloody mary. Not really a football drink." James
	"I'm with guys talking football in Chinese. That's different." James
	"You feel like an adult yet?" David, to me on my birthday.
	"How was it? Did everyone have a fantabulous good time? What did you do afterward? Do you remember everything?" Matt D., asking about my birthday party.
	"Are any of your girlfriends raving about me or John?" Payless
	"Thank u for having such a wicked fun birthday party." Laurie "Glad u had fun! East coast wannabe. It was a HELLA good bday party." Me "Hey I'm a new jersey tomato remember." Laurie
	"Man my day just turned around. I was feeling a bit down and u made me all happy and now all the sudden people r being nice to me." Me "I wish I controlled the universe like that." Nicki
	"Thanks for having such a fun boat trip. I already can't wait for birthday 32." Christopher.
	"Man, my march/april month area is getting packed with fun stuff. I can be eve for a month." Christopher
	"Damn, the Fed-Ex truck AND the UPS truck just drove by without stopping. What's a guy got to do for a little package love?!?" Daniel
	"Had no lunch plans and was bummed so Nicki came to save the day." Me, on my birthday. "Hahahaha. Way to go Nicki! God, she's like a super hero, saving the day... Except a super hero you want to wake up next to the morning after she saves the day!" Daniel
	"Does 'jungle' mean that it could take down an elephant in three sips?" Daniel, on the jungle mojito I had.
	"We had a really great time. I could have used a few more inches on the first deck. I think I developed a new bald spot (as well as a lower IQ) from hitting my head so many times;-)." Gordon
	"Did you get my email on that? DO NOT open in front of your parents." Daniel, on my birthday gift.
	"I am anxious to meet Michael and I promise I won't steal him from you!" My Aunt Kathy
	"We are excited we get to shop for your present and see you open it." Cute Niff
	"The music was fun, food yummy and drinks great." Mers' party report.
	"Eve I'm drunk." Dad, at my birthday dinner at La Fondue.
	"If you want to see your next birthday you better have mom drive." Dad
	"I want to go in the trunk. I wanna see what it's like. Really–so I'll remember your birthday." Random loopy Dad.
	"Are you 19 or 31?" Dad, on my birthday.
	"Get me in the trunk. If you hear me banging let me out.I see so many moviews I wanna see what it's like." Dad, still on the trunk thing.
	"I don't want to be a part of it. I'll see you in my dreams." Dad, on me opening my presents.
	"I'm drunk in the trunk... Don't treat me like I'm drunk." Dad "Why don't you try it tomorrow?" Mom "OK I'll try it when I'm sober. I'll put it on my resume." Dad
	"I'm going to the restroom and then I'll come down for the opening of ALL of the presents." Mom, trying to trick me into mass present opening without saving.
	"I've never opened so many presents in a row in my life!" Me, on opening most of my bday presents on my birthday.
	"Make sure to open at least SOME of your presents today ;-)" Laurie, on my bday.
	"We had a quite good time, tell Mike he is the master at the 80's rap!" Doodle
	"Ah, I haven't gone to look at your quotes for a long time. Perhaps that's because I haven't been quoted for a long time. Oops...that's me trying to get quoted. I can't help it. It's a vicious cycle of quote envy." JohnCline
	"Still doing the daily grind, but dreaming of new ways to make a quick buck as usual. For now, it's poker." JohnCline
	"IN college, and law school, and even the first couple years of my law career, I was such a go getter; I was always busy; I was always working or studying hard; sleeping little; drinking too much coffee; really sucking the marrow out of life. Now, well, not so much." James
	"Would you like to hear what my genius baby did today?" LesliE
	"I just don't understand that girl." Me, about a girl Payless Eric knows. "Naw she's crazy. But even worse--I like crazy." Payless
	"I would sing but I'm at work and that could be embarrassing. I'm a horrible singer." Mers, leaving her happy birthday message.
	"How r u doing with Dope?" Dad and his nickname for Mike. "Hahahah ok. It's fun." Me "He doper or less dope?" Weirdo Dad
	"I miss you. And I'm not just saying that because I've been drinking scotch." James
	"Life sucks sometimes... but right now, it's cool to be me." Reverse psychology Avenue Q James.
	"i was here at work all day on monday saying 'i know it's someone's birthday, argh, i can't think of it!' and then finally last night i was home and looked at the calendar in my kitchen (which clearly needs to be moved to a more visible space) and saw 'eve's bday!' on monday. do you hate me? if you ever forgive me i promise to give you an extra big hug next time i see you!" Cute Boston Mike.
	"At least a friendly face that likes clothes and shoes..." LesliE on a girl she used to work with joining her team.
	"I decided I'm going to enjoy it now cause pretty soon she will not let me pick what she wears." Mommy LesliE
	"No more martinis, we had a falling out." Dave
	"I have an awesome ratio for being pulled over and getting out of it." Nicki "See, that's just ridiculous. Even if I do get pulled over by a female cop, there's a 99.9% chance she's a lesbian, so I'm wasting my time flirting anyways." Daniel
	"Listening to tracy chapman - I LOVE her. Especially when I'm in a 'me against the world' kind of mood." James
	"I think I'm playing footsie with someone..." Leslie R., at dinner.
	"He eats like a little pig and he's so skinny. I eat a celery stick and gain weight. It's not fair." Mom, about Dad.
	"Ed, that crazy, snowed in east coaster :D" Ed's closing in an email.
	"Any luck on houses? If you come here to live you can get a nice starter home for $80,000. You could retire now and just sit around and kiss." WI Aunt Kathy
	"Thanks for my V-day card. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy, like Avenue Q! :-)" Krissy
	"That's for sure--everything changes. Now my hubby is emailing me about poop." Mommy LesliE
	"Thanks for the valentines. i've gotten the most ever this year... I'm increasing my odds...plus just trying to have fun." Single T
	"This poor kid has more costume changes than a stripper!" Daniel, about his son on Valentine's Day.
	"I'm folding laundry and sipping champagne - what a bizarre way to spend an afternoon. Oh, and perpetrating like I'm working." Matt D
	"I'm bored out of my mind at home (stuck on the couch) - Oh well at least I filled my Tivo with a lotta goood crap ;)" Ed
	"It's 7 there now, so you should be in the thick of it all - cooking, schoopying, etc." James, on Valentine's Day.
	"Good morning! How was your feast?" Matt D. checking up on me post Valentine's.
	"Dying for dinner details!" LesliE's morning IM.
	"You're a great friend and a great (some would say Eve-tastic) person!" Funny Doodle
	"How did your dinner adventure turn out?" Laurie "Ha wasn't a disaster. Just took ALL day. Tasted ok." Me "That's good nothing set on fire." Laurie
	"I like simpler places, or maybe just more money to buy $10 drinks at the pool, and get a massage everyday." SF Stacy
	"We went to dinner, but Michelle wasn't feeling well, so I ate both meals, which wasn't a lot because it's that type of restaurant where you only get about 4 or 5 bites of food to eat (I'm exaggerating, but you know what I mean)." James
	"Melissa's sister is pregnant - AGAIN. This will be #5. I don't know how it is possible for anyone that has 4 kids to have time to have sex." LesliE
	"I can't imagine 5 kids--total soap opera. One reason I like getting my haircut--Melissa always has the best stories!" LesliE
	"Not as good as 2 but not as bad as 1 in my mind. I only covered my eyes and jumped out of my seat for 25% of the scenes." Nicki, on Final Destination 3.
	"Hi you're welcome for calling I'm already having a good day but your not around it could be better if you were there but I love you okbye." Daniel's long message in apparently one breath.
	"I never get chocolate, but flowers, I feel, are a must - from a guys perspective, not a girls. Like, it can't hurt, but can only help." James, on Valentine's Day
	"I didn't do anything 'special,' but enough to stay outta the dog house... I'm experienced enough in the dating world to know that, well, even if I WAS a non-valentine's person, I'd better step up to the plate if I want to keep playing." James, on Valentine's Day with his girlfriend.
	"Man, I feel like we are closer than ever with the daily 3-way we have going on." Daniel
	"And send me a picture of my head! I'm dying to see this!" James
	"Sorry to hear Mike's not liking the commute, but that's Bay Area life." Matt Y.
	"I may be greasy but I'll be there." Niff, on picking us up at the airport after she has a massage.
	"Maybe she froze and stuck to the seat of the car cause she's too greasy." Mike, on where my sister was when we arrived.
	"It's not really a manly sport. They should have every skater on the ice and the last one standing wins." Mike, on Olympic male freestyle skating.
	"I'm driving around trying to find the airport but all the signs are snow." Niff in Rhinelander, WI.
	"Something horrible happened last night." Niff, the night before her wedding. "Oh no, what?" Me thinking someone got in an accident driving in the snow or the future husband did something to upset her. "I can't find my Sephora bag with all my wedding makeup." Niff
	"Abs is such a snob. She says there's nothing but hillbillies here and it's gonna be a hillbilly wedding." Niff, on her 8 year old daughter.
	"My makeup tragedy is not over." Niff, on her lost wedding makeup.
	"I'm starving." Niff "Dad gave me something for you." Me "What? Food?" Nutty Niff
	"My goal is to make money on the wedding. Or enough for it to pay for itself." Niff
	"It looks like a school." Abs, on the hotel up north we were driving to. "But a crappy school." Cisch
	"Why are you getting married here? You should have had it in Vegas." My sis' 8 year old son Cisch. "It's more of a summer resort. I should have done it in the summer." Niff "I don't want to waste my summer here." Cisch
	"I can't wait to see what the crappy rooms look like." Cisch
	"Oh you're from California? How do you like the snow?" Lady while checking into the WI hotel up north.
	"This tastes like poison." Abbie, on her cranberry juice.
	"We could go to Walmart." Me, on getting some things we need. "Oh, you want to see the sights!" Niff, on northern Wisconsin.
	"All I know is pumpkin and pepper." Niff, on the Thai language.
	"A new invention: edible jewelry." Abs, on her onion ring bracelet.
	"What happens when you have alcohol?" 8 year old Abbie "You get drunk and then want to lay in bed and watch tv." Twin brother Christian
	"I just have to say the lady that cleaned our room had a mullet like on your shirt." Amy, to our hairdresser Chris.
	"I'd rather have that instead of that fried crap. I'm about fried out." Mike--no way!!!!! I didn't think it was possible.
	"That was a quote. And what I just said was a quote." Abbie
	"Go up my skirt and put it in my thong." Niff, to me, about on her handkerchief while she was in her wedding gown. Interesting experience I must say--not one of the duties I expected as maid of honor.
	"Is this flammable?" Merna, pointing to her hair. "YES!" Chris
	"I hope they have cheese. I'm from Wisconsin." Chris, on the wedding snacks
	"Let's make a run for the bar." Niff, to her bridesmaids before the food came out at her wedding reception.
	"I'm a cheese whore and a wine whore." Hairdresser Chris
	"I got little weenie juice on my toes." Trish, going through the buffet.
	"Kitty cocktails are the gateway to Mt Dew, Red Bull. Next will be snorting pixie sticks." Amy, to Abbie.
	"Bonus points if you get the handkerchief." Me, to sis' husband Matt--who by the way did come up with it! :-o
	"In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink it here." Polka song playing at my sis' WI wedding.
	"You guys have to polka!" Niff
	"I love watching you boogie." Merna, to me.
	"I need coffee and I don't even drink coffee!" My sis the morning after her wedding.
	"I can't wait to have phone service--that's gonna be an extra special treat." Niff, after being in the up north cabin hotel.
	"Are you sure about this Mike?" Matt to Mike after marrying my sister.
	"I still can't get over it. This is something you see in movies--not in real life." Grandma Elsie on being surprised by seeing me at a lunch we set up in Wisconsin.
	"Do you want a beer? It's a brewery." Me, at lunch in WI. "I'm all beered out." Mike. Another thing I didn't believe I'd ever hear him say!!!!
	"He's ok. He can enter the family if he wants. It's Ok with me." Aunt Kathy, after meeting Mike.
	"No one needs that much money--they should split that up." WI Grandma, on the powerball jackpot.
	"Oh I don't know anyone in Nebraska." Grandma, on where the Powerball winner resides.
	"Good luck with your new friend. He seems nice and you get along pretty good." Grandma, about Mike.
	"We cured you by flooding." My psychological take on Mike's fried food and beer overload.
	"I thought you weren't gonna eat for 3 weeks." Me, to Mike who was looking for something to eat on the way home. "I'm an exaggerator remember? 3 weeks really means 3 hours." Mike
	"I feel like you could just take a pin and pop me." Full Mike
	"If we stayed any longer I'd have cheese coming out of my skin." Mike on our way home from our WI trip.
	"Are we there yet? I can't sit here anymore." Impatient Mike, while the plane was still at the departure gate. Lisa, you may have found a travel rival!
	"Did u freeze your tushy this weekend?" Laurie "Ha yes. Coldest day ever where we were--record breaking. Negative 30!" Me "Holy crap. That's like iceburg cold, not wedding cold." Laurie
	"I read somewhere that your idol Rachael Ray also does not like to spa or massage." LesliE
	"You are back and thawed I presume?" Matt D.
	"She said you were beautiful and hadn't gotten chubby, plus you have nice teeth." My Aunt Kathy on what my Grandma said about meeting up with me after she hadn't seen me for a while.
	"I think I might wear them even after--they're awfully comfortable." Steph, on her maternity Seven jeans.
	"He's family guy right now. He's so cute--way cuter than me." Steph, on her husband prepping for their baby.
	"As long as it's not in Truckee." Steph, on giving birth.
	"I've decided getting custom made clothes is a bad idea unless you're the fattest you'll ever be when you have them made." James
	"I have to do everything standing up cause my pants are too tight." James
	"Eve's world, Eve's world, party time, excellent. Kinda like Wayne's world but Eve's world. I think it's better. I was just calling to find out what's going on in Eve's world. Life is good, not so good, tremendous--give me the scoop." Dice's voice mail message.
	"We could hit the chang? I'm really in the oriental mood." Nicki on wanting to go to PF Chang's for dinner.
	"You didn't go all nutz like me making ur own custom background did u? I'm a freak. I can't do anything normal." Nicki on eviting.
	"Did u have an argument w Dopee last night? Ma said you had your long pajamas on and it wasn't cold, must be something wrong...?" Dad, representing overactive imagination parents. "Ha no we were having fun--it was cold." Me
	"Will you be able to sleep with me typing?" Mike "Probably." Mike "What about me typing and watching tv?" Me "I guess we'll have to play it by ear." Mike
	"As soon as me or Michelle is the slightest bit upset for some reason, just throw the rulebook out the window, grab a hold of something well rooted, and hold on tight until the storm passes." James, on relationships.
	"Despite all the things that may change in my life, this is all part of life, and my life will continue through the change, until my life ends, which it will at some point. And that's what life is, this kind of a fluid and uncertain journey. Ok. Didn't mean to get so abstract and esoteric on you." James
	"Going to tahoe again and then to hawaii. I'm going Kosol airways--they go everywhere." Payless
	"You're so popular--you're getting another party invite." Me "Really? Damn - all this activity almost qualifies as a social life." David
	"Just talked to Tony and he's 98% for next Thurs." Me, on SGI lunches "I'll be 100% since Maria will be out of the office next week." David
	"How goes it?" Victor "Good. How bout you?" Me "Tired. Ready for some vodka." Victor
	"I'm so big now. But I love to eat!" Prego Cheeckers
	"I'm in fully in maternity clothes now. Unsexy waist bands and all." Cheecks.
	"I wish I could remember which one Nicki is. All i know is she is your wed night date." LesliE
	"I think I'm sticking to my theory that the nicer boys live in other states." Sandy
	"Get tix! :) We can meet in Margaritaville ;)" Kathi, on Jimmy Buffett
	"They have the quintessential vodka bar music. I've got some on my ipod in case I open a vodka bar." Eric
	"I can't talk." James, to me on the phone "Then why are you calling me?" My response
	"I have to save some brain cells for Wednesday." Eric, declining another vodka drink.
	"I guess in my head I took a few inches off the skirts." Eric, on how he remembered the Redwood Room waitresses.
	"It looks trendy." Mike on Redwood Room food. "I like trendy." Me "But yet you like me. That's the ying and yang of you." Mike
	"He must have passed out and sobered up a bit cause he sounded halfway intelligent." Mike, on Jeremy's 4am EST Sat night call.
	"I want a whole pizza Orgasmica." Mike, enjoying his first late night Marina experience.
	"I'm not attached to fried food. I have a relationship with fried food." Mike
	"If you get this one we're all gonna drink." Chris, on me getting a strike bowling. "But you're drinking already." Me, noting the beer in his hand. "Well, something's gonna happen." Chris
	"Two strikes in a row. Do do doo [Nicki dancing]. Where's my beer?" Nicki
	"We've gotta get these people drunk. They're holding back on us." Bill, being sarcastic about our already silly behavior.
	"I'd celebrate you but you're in my bracket." Chris, on Mike's strike.
	"You have always been famous to me!!" My Aunt Kathy's response to my e-mail subject "I'm Famous." 8-)
	"Hee!! I see you! You're famous!! Now you can put cell phone model on your resume." Cheeckers on some work video I was an extra in.
	"So, my daughter already is a shoe girl..." LesliE on her 1 year old.
	"I've decided that billy joel is the wrong person to listen to when you're contemplating your life. I don't know why. He just is." James
	"I bought a new car yesterday. So I can finally enjoy the fruits of my labor." Anjali
	"I should be able to come home not too late." Me "Well I hope so so we can start the fun." Mike, before the Bon Jovi concert.
	"What's left?" Me, awaiting the encore at the Bon Jovi concert. "Omigod--Wanted. Only their best song ever!!!!" Mike
	"How cool - so excited for the next dance generation!" Hope, on finding out Steph will have a girl.
	"It's 40F and light rain in Tokyo.... I am sure u r interested to know this." Dad's IM to me "Who's in Tokyo?" Me "No one, just thought I report some irrelavant news to u." Random Dad
	"Looks good. Let me take a look at the menu to certify it's authenticity." Dad, on a Thai place I was going to for lunch.
	"I have everything at my hand tips." Dad, getting me some info.
	"I went to KrungThai yesterday. Yummy." David "Awwwww sounds good. Went to a Thai place around here today--just ok." Me "It's all about the krung, baby. Krung krung baby." David "You gonna go back in time and make an 80s rap for it?" Me "Just might do that!!!" David
	"Sorry I've been neglecting you lately... Thanks for a wonderful time on the boat. Hopy you had a very happy birthday. Gosh we were DUNRK!!" Stacy. Ha!

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