"Did you trip over your feet again?" Mom, to Dad
	"When you turn 60, I'll trade you in for 2 30s." Mom, to Dad, being silly
	"I should have gone to your party–there were a lot of good looking people there." Tony, to me.
	"I've got the make you drowsy, make you tired, make your nose stop running…" Christina, going through the drug supply in her purse.
	"I can help you clean out your Tivo or something." Doodle, on possibly coming over on a Friday night
	"I didn't even make one shot, I was a ghost that night, I guess." Rodd, on his image not being captured the night of my party
	"I might be poor and not have a place to live, but I may regret it if I don't go." Stacy P, on a trip
	"God, you were the hottest girl at your party! I'd submit you to The Bachelorette TV show with these!" Daniel, going a bit overboard, but being entertaining with his enthusiasm.
	"You look hot in that one... The pic with your grandma is hot too…" Daniel, going nutty looking through my most recent photos
	"Your TIVO is maxed out?!? Inconceivable!" Bob, to me.
	"Can I skip to girl 3 because there's not much to tell about girl 2?" James, telling me about his life.
	"I don't think u r a freak. I've just never met someone whose life revolved around food." Nicki, to me.
	"All women are either taken or not ready." Chad
	"My grandparents rule." Me "They kick ass." SingleT
	"I need some ‘eve’ fun happy goodluck aura." SingleT
	"I should stick to cars... they're much nicer." SingleT, on women.
	"Are you gonna open it?" Mom, to me, on James' gift he mailed me. "Of course not–it just came today!" My present saving response.
	"It's bad for you. That's what I try and tell myself." Laurie, on smoking.
	"If I can smoke, you can drink." Michael, to me.
	"But I finally said yes and that's the story." Jo, at the end of her getting engaged e-mail.
	"just proposed to joanna last night, and she even said yes! we're officially engaged and she's wearing my letterman jacket." Stopher's entire engaged e-mail.
	"Is Stopher Yed? Oh no, Abe. Scott Abe?" Dad, trying to get straight my friends names and nicknames.
	"I'm worried about my stomach." Dad, not able to carry on a conversation cause he was hungry.
	"Have a Fabulous time (that’s the word they always use on Sex and the City)." Me, to Nicki "Oh really. Absofuckinglutely." Her very Sex and the City response.
	"Regina.... yeah like the vacuum." Nicki, on her middle name.
	"What do you mean you can't eat or do anything fun? You can't just leave me a message like that!" Dice, to me
	"Hang in there–watch your TV shows. They're better than food anyway." Nicki, to me
	"Have drinks for me that I can't have yet!" Me, to Tony before he was headed out for the night. "Ok. I'll have a mavericks beer and a tequila for you." Tony
	"Getting shot is not a big deal..." Clayton, on the idea of being in the FBI
	"Can't wait to see you in Vegas. Don't forget your slut attire and dice pen." San Diego Stacy, to me
	"I think I'd rather wear a skirt. I could be like Sting–an old man in a skirt." Dad, after watching the Grammys. Just another random thing that came out of his mouth
	"Try to act like a chicken–they swallow a lot." Dad, advice to help me be able to swallow pills.
	"Maybe after this you should try out for Survivor." Leslie R. on my crazy minimalistic diet
	"No plans tonight? You’re home again? That’s good." Dad, excited to have the change of me being home.
	"The Mexican Insurance paid off the one I totaled–the $29 that I spent paid back $11,000!!!!! How cool is that?!?" Bob, on the results of his car accident in Mexico.
	"Looking forward to our sex date ;-) on Sunday. Woohoo!" Nicki’s text, to me. About the Sex and the City Finale, of course. ;-p
	"They absolutely have some tasty Cuban food in WPB. Once again, another reason to make it down to visit...I guarantee you'll eat good ethnic munchies!" FL bound Fern
	"And of course, be ready for another Key West Happy Bday America...." Fern
	"I think I wanna just go to sleep and wake up skinny." Nicki. I’d sign up for that plan!
	"Happy fabulous fun short 4-day week." Laurie
	"Your welcome–my spirited holiday bud :-)" Laurie on her and I being the 2 Valentine giving people at work.
	"Thank you for your company. Thank you for your Tivo." Dad, after watching Alias with me in my room.
	"Thanks for coming over. Happy Valentine's Day!" Me, to Christie, on a night of playing the card game "Worst Case Scenarios in Dating and Sex" and intending to watch Sex and the City DVDs that night. "Thank you for being my Valentine." Christie
	"Do you wanna get through a South Park quickly?" Ebs, trying to clear out some Tivo space before his 2 week Europe trip.
	"We can hang in our Roots." RoHo, on us being able to do something mellow in our swears since I can't go out.
	"It's good. You should be on a diet more often. Then we get to see you at home." Dad, on my horrible plain trying to figure out if I'm allergic to anything diet.
	"I'm crabby today." Mom, on Valentine's Day "Is it because it's your anniversary?" Mom "Yes, then I have to relive my mistake every year." Mom, just being silly.
	"Hahahhahahahaha... thanks for the card. that dude has wicked awesome hair! Gave me a big ass smile." Doodle on the Valentine's card I sent him
	"Oh, do I miss Tahoe–the cocoa n' schnapps, the cute boarder boys, the rush of skiing and falling on my butt.. snow." Stacy Pearce
	"You always have the most interesting status messages." Victor, to me
	"I think IM is the greatest thing invented next to In & Out burger...or Yakkos." Mitch
	"I was just gonna tell u about my bday presents." Me, to Clayton "Do tell. Get anything inappropriate?" Clayton’s response
	"Oh my god, we were soooo drunk on your party day!" Daniel, on him and his friends in Oklahoma who kept calling on my bday party night.
	"Can we open presents now?" Mom, 4 days after my birthday, trying to get me to stop saving my presents and open them.
	"Do you have tea since you are closer to England?" Christie, on Boston residing Single T
	"I know Justin... ah... Justin... Timberlake. He knows how to take off women's clothing–it's good." Grandpa, on people at the Grammy's.
	"I had to shovel a ton of snow though man! 8-10"off of the driveway - and our driveway is huge! I am so buying a snowblower when they get them back in stock! I already tried - everyone was sold out!!!" Bob’s new life in Utah.
	"OK going home now. Have to go to Home Depot and get a new shovel–yesterday's one broke!!!!" Utah Bob
	"I'm glad you liked the gift–it was small but filled with love!" D, to me.
	"The party was very fun - I love it when you know all the people in the bar are all connected. We danced and drank and ate pizza. Mmmmm!" Mers’ rendition of my bday party night.
	"The DJ guy loved Eve's CD–we were about to leave but he made us wait because he still wanted to play a song off of it for the 'non-birthday' crowd (the people who came in after 10p)." Mers, on the lame DJ that night
	"We didn't get that many presents when we got married!" Dad, on my birthday presents scattered out on our dining room table.
	"I'm excited about all the paper and gift bags!" Mom, on my birthday presents from friends.
	"I like them–they're extra blingy." Stacy, on a pair of sunglasses she bought at Fisherman's Wharf.
	"It's not a good mouth shape." Stacy, on the square mints they gave us after lunch.
	"Not even you?" Waitress, to Eric, on us passing on dessert after lunch, commenting on his "healthy appetite."
	"Yed's head shows up in some strange places." Eric, on one of the photos.
	"They were cool–they were the Adam and Eve of Match." Eric, on meeting Laurie and Taylor at my party.
	"Omigod, that rocked my world." Stacy, after a morning shower.
	"I can't believe people brought presents! I've had big parties before and people didn't bring presents–I didn't expect any this time." Me "Maybe they just like you more now." Leslie R
	"You have pretty nice hair this morning." Stacy, to Leslie R "That's what happens when I don't wear pants." Leslie
	"I hurt everywhere–I'm just one big hurt." Leslie R
	"Where's Counting Crows?" Bryan, to me, on my birthday CD playing at the club. "They're next!" My response. Of course they were on the CD. :-)
	"Oh, Heilig's here? I have to tell him we got a Tivo!" Jessica, all excited and racing out to the door of HiFi to see Chris.
	"You just missed ‘Alcohol.’ Me, to David and Jessica, once they appeared at my party, right after the song I put on the cd for them had played. "UGH! I hated that restaurant!" Jessica
	"Denny's quality food at Outback prices." Curly, on eating at Mel's diner.
	"Your job tonight is to tap me on the shoulder and let me know what you want." Eric C., being accommodating on my birthday party night. "Is that just for drinks?" Me, being silly.
	"Have a BLAST!" Dad's text message to me on the night of my party--too cute. :-)
	"It's your world." Person who worked at HiFi's response to Leslie asking if we could play my CD I made. "It's her world." Leslie R., pointing to me.
	"We'll shake our tailfeathers tomorrow!" Kathi, the day before my birthday party.
	"Well then I wish you a very special inner and outer circle celebration. I'm sorry I couldn't be there for this one, but I'm sure you'll have a great time. Please have a girl kiss you on the mouth for me." Daniel's bday message to me.
	"Bye womb lady!" Me, to mom, the morning of my birthday.
	"Bye 28 year old!" Mom, to me, as I was leaving the house the day before my birthday.
	"Janet Jackson's boob." My sister, trying to distract me from talking about something she didn't want to.
	"Yes, you have to open it all." My dance friends giving me presents a few days before my birthday. I was trying to save some. ;-) At least I got to save the card.
	"I need one that is a line backer tackling someone!" Loeby, on IM faces. "Oooh football." My response "Yeah! I want to see someone get pancaked via an emoticon!" Work Loeby
	"Motrin is your friend." Cle after a root canal
	"I am the TOP weird 2%. This proofs I am still the superior being!!" Dad, on some silly chain e-mail where he wasn’t in the norm—what a surprise! ;-).
	"I like man hugs–they crack me up." Mers, on guys hugging each other while we were watching the Bachlorette
	"It's not what the content is–it's the quantity." Chad, on eating tons of free food.
	"Happy day-before day-before day-before birthday!" Boston Mike, to me, on Feb 3rd
	"I sure did! I'm a loyal Ekosol.com visitor!" Daniel, on promptly viewing my most recent quotes.
	"And make sure you explain everything slowly, because clients aren't very smart." Daniel, on us reminiscing working together on redesigning client's websites
	"Do you have a Pats T-shirt?" Single T, to me. "Nope. I'm ok w/o one though being a Niner girl and all." Me "*gasp* but don't you want do be a winner? lol." Single T with his big swollen Patriots Super Bowl winning head. "Been there several times dude–just not recently!" My response
	"It's rough being a sub-five footer at things like that. I would have gotten trampled." Patriots Lady Stacy on if she would have gone to the victory parade by herself.
	"Man, every time I talk to you, you make me hungry." Daniel, to me "I get that a lot." My response as the food girl.
	"I'm playing with my new recorder as we speak. Haven't figured it out yet though.I know i can burn cds now so I was makinga mix tape." Nicki "Tape? ;-) Haha." My response "Geez 8track." Nicki
	"Woohoo! I love it when I get an Eve block out." Clayton, on me setting time out for us to have lunch.
	"Know that I am here for listening, hugging and drinking martinis..." Mers, being supportive.
	"Woo hoo! Nothing like receiving the news that I am finally on the ‘a’ list to start the week out right before going under the knife and 'scope.'... Thank you for the kind words and to getting me out of the rut of being in the bottom feeder status." Rob, on being invited 1st hand to my bday party
	"We are sorry to hear of your displeasure when we removed the Curly Fries from the menu. It is never an easy decision to delete any item from our menu as we always run the risk of an unsatisfied guest." Chili’s response to me writing an unhappy letter about their new lack of curly fries.
	"Well I have single friends and I have cute friends, but I don't know about cute single friends..." Laurie, to me.
	"Then you should have a few Grey Goose before you go." Dad, on me being scared of blood tests.
	"I think I'm the only person in the whole world that can get you this gift." Daniel, to me, about my bday present. "Wow, such build up and mystery." Me "Well I'm a writer! That's what I'm supposed to do! ;-)" Daniel’s witty response
	"Just sending a message from queenstown NZ–they did some filming for lord of the rings here, I think." James' offline IM to me while he was on a trip.
	"I can’t be too excited at work because I have to call in sick the next day to go to the parade." Patriot’s fan Stacy
	"Fourth quarter–just when I like to watch." Mom, during the Superbowl.
	"Now they're playing the Super Bowl." Mom, on a touchdown finally being scored.
	"Man, I wish I could restaurant hang with you sometime." Clayton, to me, on my love of nice restaurants.
	"Hey I need your brain for a second." Anjali, wanting to ask me a question.
	"Freak is good. I enjoy being one myself." Nicki, to me.
	"Oh, you're single? Is that why you wear those boots?" Fernando, at work, to me in my high black leather boots. Oh, dear.
	"I got a good taste of the consulting world... Fancy food, lots of drinks, social life and all expenses go to the company!" Cheekers, on going out for her bday when she was on site
	"Well I can see you, and you're looking better than ever!" Daniel, on being able to see me on his msn buddy list after I switched to using Trillian to be able to talk to all my IM friends.
	"We we not meant to be vegetarians. Cause if we were, meat would not taste this good." Michael B.
	"See you for the hunk of meat tomorrow!" Nicki, to me

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