"He is to vegetables what you are to sauce." Lisa, on her comparison between Curls and me.

"I have real good news! My rent went down $300–it's time to go shopping. I can get 12 new pairs of slamming shoes each year." Lisa

"He doesn't ym me back in a timely fashion, that punk." Jo, about Mark.

"During these Olympic games I've been impressed with some of cuties from Canada. Now, if we would take over the place, they'd be ours!" Eric, wanting to grow the US team.

"As an attorney I can come up with explanations for everything to hide the fact that I may have overlooked something." James

"There's no way I could go work out at this time (10pm)–I'd rather be fat." Stephanie

"I have to figure out what to do with all this craziness cause it's driving me insane." James

"How're you, 3^3 woman?" Mary Jane (aka Rocky), to me.
"Hey, I'm not 33!" Me
"Three cubed, silly." Mary Jane, on my new age.

"We're not too big on Valentine's Day. We like Halloween." Andy G.

"Where are you?" Me, calling to see if Tiffaney was on her way to lunch.
"I'm in the restroom at PF Changs." Tiff