"Now that I don't sit by you, I never get quoted anymore....It sucks being out of the limelight!" JohnCline.

"Every time I see Marilyn Monroe on TV, I think of Andy." Jimmy, on Andy G.

"Oh, I can't tell you–scout's honor." My dad, on keeping the value of my X-mas gift from Kevin a secret.

"Hey, does that guy work here? Oh, it's Stephen." Jen C.

"I dunno–I was grabbing everything cause I knew you were here. I was nervous." Daniel, on why he accidentaly brought his home cordless phone to lunch.

"If I didn't love you so much, I'd hate your guts." Lisa Loeb, to Reechardo being funny.

"I'm not in–I wasn't funded." Me, on playing Dice.

"If I don't control their medication, I cross the street." Nancy, a nurse, on sketchy people.

"I don't consider Shasta a vacation." Flors
"Did you work? No. Did you drink every night? Yes. Then that's a vacation." Brandon (Mr.Mom).

"I hope I don't get too bad Daniel withdrawl!" Me, to Daniel, after finding out that I can't see him for 2 weeks. :-(
"You can always get the Dan Patch." Daniel.

"Eve, this is cool. I never get to take you anywhere nice." Daniel, on taking me to TGIFridays for lunch.

"There are no subtitles, can you understand it?" Me, to my dad who was watching a Chinese Kung Fu movie.
"No. Maybe 5%." Dad.