"Why did they make it taste like roses?" Steph, on a dessert we had. "I feel like I'm eatin my grandmothers bathroom." Hope
	"Are your family trips always like this?" Me "It gets better." Ricky
	"You met the chef last night." Me, about our French Laundry dinner. "It's not that exciting today." Ro
	"If it's upscale then it's ok." Ro, on her brother not eating mayonnaise, but eating aioli. "You so want a cigar right now." Me to Sug while he was staring out on vineyards at one of the wineries. "How did you know?" Sug
	"I'm ready for the bull." Nicole, at Old Pro for the agency post-holiday party.
	"Why are you acting so drunk? Me, to Mike "Cause I'm drunk." Mike
	"It's the night of Todd and I singing gay boy songs." Mike, when Todd and LesliE were over playing karaoke games.
	"I want to come to your house and play this game every day." Leslie, SingStar.
	"My wine goes with any cheese." Heidi, on my wine and cheese pairings set up at my party.
	"Pretty good for a Tuesday night and I've been up since 5am." Yed, on a 4 bottle wine night for the 3 of us. Hey, it was a very rough day.
	"We're not dead inside. Sunnyvale parties hard sunny delight." Loopy Mike
	"I don't know when I'm gonna have my next one but a benders not bad." Yed
	"We've had too much wine to think too hard." Yed
	"It's good to see that BlueMountain has not lost their best customer." Kevin, to me.
	"I like teaching people how to do stuff." Me "I like teaching people when I don't even know it myself." Dad
	"She's not laughing at you cause it's funny, she's laughing at you cause you're stupid." Me, to Dad. "I don't care--I'll take whatever laugh I can get." Dad
	"Not superficial, wears a calculator watch." James, about a new girl he likes.
	"That's why I love you guys--fellow twisted individuals. I don't feel alone in the world." David, on our xmas gifts
	"We having shabu shabu tonight?" DJ, about my family Xmas. "Yeah." Me "Yummy!" DJ
	"Is that what you're wearing to Xmas?" Me "Yeah. Is that not ok?" Mike "Well it's not very Xmasy." Me "It's footbally and you like football." Mike's logic
	"Ooh they have a steak melt now. Yummy." Me, passing a Jack in the Box ad. "Sounds yummy but if it's yummy or not I don't know." Dad
	"This is the ultimate in practicality." DJ, on the box of boxes of kleenex my parents gave him for Xmas, knowing he liked practical gifts.
	"Where did you get this?" Dad, on his gift of socks. "From your closet." Mom and our family's weird gifting humor.
	"How many years have you been marred to me? It's horrendous! First moo of the day." Dad, on some clothes Mom got him for Xmas he didn't like.
	"Oh Benjamin--my favorite!" Mike, on getting a $100 bill for Xmas.
	"What are you gonna do on Xmas?" Me, to Dad, since we had our family Xmas a few days early. "Look for last minute flights to Hawaii." Dad
	"I slept. It felt good." Mike, on the plane ride.
	"What are you most looking forward to?" Me, to Mike, on our Xmas trip to the Carolinas. "The food." Mike
	"Had Chick-fil-a yet?" Yed, just after we got to Carolina.
	"Can we say we got Nana stoned on Xmas?" Mike's cousin Calvin's comic relif moment after a big ceremony Nana's 80th birthday where everyone gave her a stone heart and said something they loved about her. I was worried they were going to run out of Kleenex. :-O
	"Gobble gobble boom!" Mike's hunter dad to his grandson about a turkey.
	"The world could be falling apart and she'd still be smiling. I'd be trying to find glue to put all the pieces back together." Pop pop, about always positive Nana.
	"Made 8 dozen cookies last night. Sort of champagne inspired." Matt, on Xmas Eve.
	"What flavor of wine do you like?" Marc's text to Mike. "Flavor? Tell him grape." Me
	"Wine makes everything better." Nicki
	"A lot of raspberries give their life for that bottle of chambord." Mike's Dad
	"Are you going to be able to drinky drink and play GH?" Marc's concerns when I told him I had a cold on the way to visit him.
	"I'm thirsty. I need beer." Marc
	"I like to think I'm living life the right way, I do some things with reckless abandon because they make me happy. If I crave lobster, I get it and won't care if it's too expensive. I generally help and respect people..." Part of James' evaluating himself text.
	"Now you can say you've hung out in Greenville, I mean Ashville, wherever we are." Loopy Mike
	"I like Greenville. I'm more of a yuppy than a hippie." Marc
	"I am reading. Very different." Yed, one night over Xmas break.
	"I have to start cooking or at least heating things up." Marc
	"I feel like we've just been here. Oh it's cause we have." Me, in the same section of the airport we arrived in a few days before.
	"Getting you some v water and 2 zins... 2 zins are for me." Yed
	"I don't like too many choices--I get confused." Ronnie, at the Burger Bar.
	"I can't wait to get drunk and eat hot dogs." Ro, in Vegas.
	"You're such a cute couple." Ro, joking about Cridge and Joy. "It's not me, it's her. She makes me shine." Sappy Cridge
	"We'd be the better version of Yed." Ro, on if she lived close to us.
	"I'm kind of ready for my hot dog now." Ro. Super sad news is the hot dog place we were all looking forward to wasn't open yet! :-O
	"Miss U MADLY!!! Need to drink wit chu... I hope I'm interrupting something very important." Matt's silly texts.
	"I'm gonna grab your butt later just so you know." Ro "That's ok--there's plenty to go around." Mike
	"It's 2008 in Jerusalem." Matt, on 3pm on NYE.
	"Drink more, you'll like me more." DJ, to me.

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