"I forsee much cuteness potential at this gathering involving Isabelle, a yummy birthday cake and the dog - I will send pictures." Cori
	"Does anything excite you more than food? I didn't think so." Matt, to me, at lunch one day.
	"Every bite was like a party in my mouth." Marie, on a blue cheese encrusted filet she made that weekend.
	"OK, wait, topic change. I need you to reel me in. Please tell me I shouldn't do that." Daniel, sending me an exotic car rental link.
	"Funny the things you do when you're drinking." James
	"I'm going to Ireland on Monday." Ryan "Oh cool. I've never been to Ireland." Me "Rewind, hold on. I'm going somewhere you've never been?????? You've been everywhere. I feel like Magellan--I'll scope it out and tell you what it's like." Ryan
	"Ploppped in the machine for like 20 minutes. Message kept on saying 'You have a lot of change--please wait until we can catch up.'" Me, on the experience with CoinStar.
	"Hehehe... That's classic... That is SO a quote for your site... A quote from the change machine. How often does that happen...that you get a quote from a machine?" Matt D.
	"I have to figure out what to feed you guys! I should probably make it as kind as possible on your stomach. I'll have to think about that one... It just dawned on me that I shouldn't kill you!" Matt D, on having us over for dinner.
	"I'll brainstorm with David... fortunately we've narrowed it down to cow or pig... no cow juice, especially from the utter, except for some nibbles at some YUMMY cheeses..." Matt D on the meal.
	"I'm so glad it's almost 5pm. I have three trees to trim." Matt
	"And we have to hang garland everywhere ... you will freak when you walk in ... it will Christmas on steroids." Matt
	"I wonder which gate Summer leaves out of to go to Brown." Mike, in the Orange County airport.
	"My tongue is burnt from the soup. I'm very disappointed--I hope it doesn't interfere with my Chick-fil-a eating experience tomorrow." Mike
	"Waikiki like South Bay, no chicks." Yed
	"I'm excited to go to my favorite mall." Me, in Orange County. "I'm excited to go to my favorite fast food restaurant." Mike
	"They kept it well supplied and the service was awesome. They were constantly cruising around clearing plates, refreshing drinks, refolding napkins, getting you any silverware you may have forgotten. It was nice. All you had to worry about was how full you were getting." Eric, on his relative's fancy Bel Air wedding reception.
	"He rolls that way, but I don't. (Hey, didn't that sound cool and hip?)" Kimi, on her boyfriend being a last minute shopper.
	"I have to go somewhere and have a salad." Derek "Ok but why?" Me "My girlfriend will kill me." Derek
	"I think it is his fault...looks like he is starting to get into clubbing and stuff based on the mags(?) That is totally my opinion..not factual!" Steph, on the Seth/Summer real life breakup. :-(
	"That game was frickin awesome. 9ers rule. Been a while since I said that." John
	"Yeah niner game was crazy. They were losing then we started watching so I felt like it was cause someone got me to watch it that they won." Nicki
	"We won we won! We actually won!!!! Twice." Me "I know!!! I heard it this morning on the news and I shouted to Mike 'Eve won! Eve won!'" Boston Stacy.
	"When I flew into Phoenix people thought I was a freak (common mistake) because I had a wool coat... but then I flew from there to Boise and then I didn't look so freakish anymore..." Mark, traveling.
	"You've been sleeping all day. You haven't even gotten out of bed at all! Aren't you gonna wake up and keep me company?" Me, at 2:30pm on a Sunday. "Maybe tomorrow." Mike (I laugh). "I'm serious." Mike
	"I think I saw your eyes open." Me "I'm reverse blinking." Mike
	"What if you ended up with a girl who wanted to always be out and not lie around all the time?" Me "That'd be rough for my extra sleepy lifestyle." Mike
	"It's been 18 hours!" Me, on Mike still being in bed at 6pm that Sunday. "Isn't it awesome?" Mike
	"That's disturbing. Merry Christmas nonetheless." Klemmster, after seeing me as a dancing elf.
	"Hahaha, that was hilarious... and yeah, you do make a pretty good elf. :)" Mikey's response.
	"Once again, you are right. Can you knock that off, please?" James on my advice to him.
	"Hi there, where are you..............you did not answer your phone.........just ignore this, I have talked to you now.....Heidi" Mark's mom IM to me.
	"Just came back from a trip to Spain a couple weeks ago. Have you been there? Beautiful cities, but man, they have one unhealthy fascination with ham." Javy. Ha--Loeby and Mark, remember all that jamon we ate???
	"Ahh - muchos gracias exceptional web link gatherer." Kathi to me, after asking me about the location of a restaurant.
	"That chopper kicks ass on onions." Yed
	"Thanks. Yum Yum turkey. Yum Yum pork!" Stacy, on our holiday potluck.
	"Wow my blood sugar just spiked just reading the description." John K., on me describing sweet potato crunch.
	"Holly cow, u r a FAST DRAW woman." Dad, on me sending the email he just sent me along.
	"Oh Seto, better go early (11:30) or late (1:30). Otherwise, no cigars ." Dad, on my lunch plans.
	"Nothing that hard alcohol can't cure." Nick, on kids being at a difficult age.
	"I ate a lot of margarita flavored Jelly Belly jelly beans and that's what got me started drinking margaritas." Malty
	"That was a digital moment lost." Nick
	"It's sad that half of my self esteem comes from Eve's quotes page." Daniel
	"Can we get the humor level up at least a grade?" Ryan
	"Wait, I need a picture." Daniel, on his brother rolling a 2 in dice. (Lowest score winning) "That's fraternal love right there." Ryan
	"Dude, your math sucks when you're drunk." Rich "Your mom sucks when I'm drink." Daniel
	"Who wants my pink slip? I need ten dollars." Rich, about his hummer car he has all the guys were drooling over earlier.
	"Excuse me! Enough of the side talk. I'm rolling dice." Rich
	"The side bets are getting irrational." Ryan
	"You gonna have to put at the bottom of every picture 'reenactment.'" Rich, on Daniel taking a picture after the dice moment happened.
	"Neil Diamond--he's like the white Barry White." Ryan
	"Why do they do that?" Mike's mom, watching a football game with the rusher getting nowhere. "Cause they're meant to have blockers in front to make a hole for him to run through. Sometimes the guy gets stopped and thinks 'this is a big dude.'" Mike's dad
	"This part of the road always sucks--there's so much traffic." Mike "But you're going 65 miles per hour." Me "That's the difference between sucky Carolina traffic and sucky California traffic." Mike
	"Do you think my friends will like it here?" Me, in Charleston. "I'm sure they will. How could they not like it here?" Mike
	"Ya'll did good." Waitress at a Charleston BBQ restaurant after we ate all the food on our plates.
	"I don't know about the drinking alcohol and a turkey fryer." Andrea

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