"I should be home in an hour or 2. Any food man?? HAM again? HAM HAM and HAM." Dad, on our endless Xmas leftovers
	"Have you ever seen such a thing?" Dad, on putting some shells and cheese I made for dinner on to top of his bowl of ice cream!
	"Get the cow cookie jar ready for the Wisconsin gifts." My Aunt Kathy, on my family's mooing Xmas tradition
	"Come see my new house sometime. It is really pretty. I don't have cable but I could get a complimentary month just for you." My Wausau Wisconsin Aunt Kathy
	"Are you spreading rumors about me?" Me, playing with Daniel "They aren't rumors if they're true!" Daniel
	"We had our 'Santa Hat Pub Crawl' two weeks ago and that got pretty nuts... The Viking hat did get modified for the event." Jake with that infamous Key West hat.
	"Sweetheart bucks." Ryan, F. handing me 2 dollars for dice.
	"I'm a simple man." Daniel's friend Ryan, on drinking a bottle of Bud at the Farmhouse.
	"The one with the laser dagger vision that sets people on fire is the only nice one." Daniel's brother Michael, talking about himself.
	"Where are you?" Daniel, at Chevy's at 6:58pm. "Doesn't it start at 7?" Me, on Daniel's event "Yes, but you're Eve–you should be here." Daniel, I guess having special requirements for me.
	"Scroooooooooge!" Our family's way of pointing out houses who don't have lights up over the holidays.
	"How was the movie? Are you still recovering from the "Ring Effect"? Cheekers, to me, about Lord of the Rings
	"Now I have a fun concert story too!!" Boston Mike, after getting special backstage passes to a meet and greet session with Dave Matthews!
	"I sometimes type server, instead of serve. But then I type pint, instead of ping. And of course, this will be your favorite.. floopy disks instead of floppy disks." Silly Techy Boston Lady
	"I jumped up and down doing my Harry Potter dance in the middle of the mall!" Stacy Poole
	"Thanks for organizing our final journey to Middle Earth to see the ´Return of the King´ and providing us with sustenance on our travels (ring candy rocks, it´s much better than elvish bread)." Dice's note to me after our opening night midnight movie adventure
	"Pray thee Fair Lady of the Elven Wood? Guide me to the glorious Return of the King?" E-mail on the day of the LOTR movie premiere asking for directions, signed Lord Dice.
	"After Christmas Bitches!" Daniel's Evite event title
	"Just don't put it on your head." Dad, asking me to go get a plunger.
	"I mix everything with everything." Dad, while eating Kit Kats with clam chowder one night.
	"You are crazy but I love you." Daniel's reply text message to me after my Merry Xmas me text on Xmas Eve.
	"I like to see you when I eat–it's more festive." Dad, to me, on where to sit during Xmas dinner.
	"I think I eat more when I'm with you." Roho, to me.
	"I need to date a foodie to go to all the good restaurants." My cousin RoHo "Too bad I'm a girl and I'm related to you." My response
	"I don't know if I should get the Italian girl shirt or the German girl one." Me, shopping with RoHo. "But you're neither!" RoHo "I'm both!" Me
	"He looks even dorkier in person." RoHo, on seeing Bob Saget at the Counting Crows concert in LA.
	"He is part Taco Bell dog." RoHo, on her little black dog.
	"Hey Sweetheart!" Me, to Hope "Hey Sunshine!" Hope's reply to me.
	"Still... u're by far the prettiest CA fantasy football lady I know." Single T, trying to make me feel better about finishing dead last at fantasy football.
	"Why do I always get hungry talking 2 u?" Niff's IM to me. "Cause I'm a craver and it's in our genes." My response
	"Yay, I know I'm not on it, but that's ok. Work is so slow I am going to save pics for after lunch, something to look forward to." Leslie R., on my quotes/photo update.
	"I had fun with you and Kuldip, but I can't party on school nights very well." Loeby, the next day
	"It's gonna be a rough morning, but it was worth it." Kuldip, on going out on a weeknight.
	"Don't let that drink make you brave girl, I can still come over there and bitch slap dat ass." Daniel on Lisa making fun of Oklahoma.
	"How long has it been since we called Kuldip? Let's call him again." Lisa, in a calling mood that night.
	"I think you should stop calling it Eve's Quotes Page and call it Kuldip's Quote Page." Loeby, on recent trend.
	"The joy, scenery, and the possibilities are endless." Kuldip, on a night out.
	"Are you still working?" Me, to Kuldip "Yeah." Kuldip "Two hot girls want to tag team you." Lisa "Awwwww. So where are you guys at?" Kuldip, suddenly interested.
	"How long has it been since we called Kuldip? Let's call him again." Lisa, in a calling mood that night.
	"Sometimes I look at him and see the ring and think I'm dating a married guy, but they I realize it's me." Tiff, on being a newlywed.
	"It's the same as before, only funnier." Tiff, on being married.
	"We were doing 'stage dives' at the end of the night and the boys would catch us." Steph, on her fun time at Kel's wedding reception.
	"I was just calling to check to make sure you didn't go of and marry one of the members of Counting Crows last night." Dice, checking on how the concert was for me the night before.
	"Ok, go rest–you can trash talk tomorrow and thurs." Boston Bengals Boy pre Bengal/Niner matchup game, to me.
	"It's nice talking to you about all this stuff....once we figure stuff out, we could write a book!" Kuldip, on relationships.
	"We were doing 'stage dives' at the end of the night and the boys would catch us." Steph, on her fun time at Kel's wedding reception.
	"Jeff Garcia told me to say Hi!!!" Rick's subject of his e-mail to me.
	"It's always nice to see a good old fashioned ass kickin'!" Scotchers, on the Niner/Cardinal blowout
	"To improve things, John York is gonna have to die somehow–I don't care if it's by accident, etc." Eric, on the Niner administration.
	"Hi My favorite.......Alias withdraw syndrome next Sunday... DAD." Dad's random opening IM to me one day, upset about an upcoming Alias that's a repeat.
	"I don't think I should ever do drugs cause I think I do OK without them. Thank you, you've been a great audience, good bye." Dice, at the end of one of his silly messages to me.
	"Hey Eve, its... Yeah I think you know, I'm not even gonna say it. I have many names I could call myself and I'm not gonna use one of them. I'm just gonna rely on the fact that you probably know my voice and that's enough." Dice, with more voice message entertainment.
	"I look at the keyboard sometimes to see what keys are close to others when I can't understand a word that you type." James, on IMing with me.
	"OK, because I am just more of a woman of pen and paper than a woman of the computer..." Mers, on asking for computer assistance.
	"Relish in it like a hot dog." Nicki, on giving me a compliment

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