"If it goes well, it should go okay." Justin, on the move.

"I'm going to be in trouble–I don't know how to cook!!" Kishore, about not having his wife around.

"The big decision part was flowery or fruity." Jason C., on buying his Secret Santa a gift from Bath and Body Works.

"I see you in five days–you can rent a video from Hollywood Video in less than that." Kevin, to me.

"You didn't give me a birthday present." Todd, to Eric R.
"I got you those Homer slippers." Eric R.
"That was last year, dude." Todd

"It's a family car–it's what you need to start a family." Eric R., on Joe's Honda 2000 Roadster.

"Everyone likes chocolate, right?" Eve
"Except those who don't." Todd

"Stop making chicken head jokes and start chewing!" Josh, to Shane.

"It'll be more fun with you sitting here eating your goppee." Lisa, to me.

"Well, if there's one thing I'm good at, it's breaking stuff." Jason C., while testing.

"It's Candlestick South!" Guy in San Diego's Stadium for the Charger/Niner game.

"Who let the Niners out!?" Mark, at the same Niner game.

"Eric always blinks." Mark
"I have sensitive eyes." Eric