"Sorry. I was telling the truth. With me, that's stranger than fiction." Matt's reason for not being able to come into work.
	"Did you see the pics from Thursday? They crack me up." Me, on Thursday night before the wedding. "Dude I was such a disaster that night. I loved it!" Kimi.
	"If you wanna drink and you're alone just let me know. I'll drink with you so you don't feel weird." Funny Nicki on me asking if I could open wine while I was cooking by myself.
	"Today was take my trash & recyclables to the solid waste station." Living on an island Tony
	"Why did you open the door?" Mike "Cause Yed's coming over." Me "He has poseable thumbs." Mike
	"Where's the rest of it?" Mike, about the Cal stadium.
	"I went to a redneck school and I have never heard a conversation about someone cutting a finger off. This is an all time low." Mike, at Cal game.
	"Does it feel like you're cheering for some old lady to score with a young guy?" Mike, about Rodd's Washington State Cougars.
	"The difference between a Niner game and this is you can't fast forward." Me, on the boring football game.
	"No, it's just malls I don't like. If shopping is point and click, that works for me." Boston Stacy, on liking exchanging gifts.
	"Yeah, wine ends up making the money in my wallet disappear." Kimi
	"Boys need to learn to be more cuddly and sweet. I don't know why they think it isn't so important. It really is. That is what keeps us happy and if we are happy, they are happy. If we are unhappy, watch out!" Kimi
	"Did you try Burger King's cheesy tots?" Niff "Hahaha no, but I saw them." Me "Ok you HAVE to try. I mean not extremely extremely good, but very pleasant!" Funny Niff
	"Football, fired turkey, and friends ... just doesn't get any better than that!" David.
	"I didn't actually go to a shop. That's what catalogs and my computer are for!" Hope, on finishing Xmas shopping at the beginning of November. :-O
	"I cannot believe a 10 year old is using ppt - that is just crazy!" LesliE, on my
	"I just want to see the place." Me, about the new cream puff shop. "I just want to eat the place." Dad, still hungry after lunch.
	"I can teach you. I know it is bad and I know some of us need to be more up or show more emotion... but some of us are just coded differently." Yed, about having the keep expectations low life philosophy.
	"Do I have to be a frequent flyer? I might as well join." Dad, booking a Southwest flight. "I don't think so. But sure, do it--it's free." Me "OK I will then dude, I want to be like you now when I grow up." Silly Dad
	"You're funny D. I like you a lot. You're my favoriteeeeeeeee. " Me "You're mine too dude." Dad
	"Maybe Italy was great cause wine was cheaper than water." Mike
	"I don't have medical, but I can self medicate." Wine lady serving us at wine bar.
	"How is your husband, wife?" Dad, trying to trip me out.
	"I hate being a girl sometimes." Me, during a not so fun point in the month. "Oh, you can get a sex change." Dad
	"Nothing gets in between me and my Clemson football." Mike "Except our wedding." Me "Yeah I made the biggest concession ever for that. AND they lost. AND I was nice all day!" Mike
	"I know they say you're supposed to get flowers and chocolates but we already have chocolates so I got you something you like." Mike, giving me flowers and Vitamin water before our date. :-)
	"She was a better diner before she was mobile." Steph, about her daughter at lunch.
	"Once you're married you got to find all the cheap thrills you can get." Steph, on dancing at her friend's wedding.
	"You have to see my food wall. It's a big attraction here. Pics of my favorite foods each in their own category." Me "What? You have a food wall in ur office? That's weird. You're bringing the food thing to a whole new level." Nicki "Gotta have stuff that makes me happy." Me
	"You are so cool. This wall is intense." Aaron, on my pics of fave food wall at work.
	"I was gonna flake but then I had to have pumpkin cheesecake. Worst case scenario I eat it and throw it up." Dedicated Matt, not feeling so hot.
	"You're right. It's already hot." Dad, on the spicy level of food I made. "So why you putting red pepper on it?" Me "I like the taste of the flakes." Dad
	"What were you thinking about today?" Me "I don't think about anything ever." Mike
	"I'm such a bitch when I drive. I get what want." Nicole
	"I've taught the straightest men how to shimmy. I can teach you." Matt "I don't know. I might be worse than a straight man." Nicole
	"Did you set it for this Friday... I need to get pretty. Like hairdo and makeup." Dad, on a Thai lunch with my coworkers.
	"All it takes for me to be happy is a ride, good wine and good music." Yed
	"I was admiring your pictures. I got so hungry--it was 11:45. It's a great idea." Rob, on my work food wall.
	"Traveling leads to weight gain, I've decided. I've eating so many meat pies!" James, in Australia.
	"I need juice." Susan, trading the power cord with our laptops while in a meeting. "It's like were scuba divers." Me
	"DJ it's so great--my pie turned out!" Me "Congratulations you're a baker. Now we just gotta make you a candlestick maker." DJ, at 1:30am.
	"I'm a guitar hero and a pie maker!" Me, excited for doing well my first time at both.
	"I've decided Guitar Hero isn't good for our relationship." Nicole, about her and her boyfriend.
	"I love sleeping. I could sleep 12hours." Mom
	"Can I go if I wear a skirt?" Dad, on my girl wine and cheese party.
	"I forgot to tell you a minor detail: I usually get sleepy between 12 and 1 and then I'm ok." Dad, driving to LA in the middle of night.
	"It's Thanksgiving, it might be closed." Mom, on a food place. "This is hot dog, not turkey." Dad
	"My pork rind! I dropped one. When I finish the bag I'll look for that one. I might need it." Dad
	"I don't remember that." Me, on Xmas last year. "I don't remember anything. I'm serious. I save my brain for other things." Dad
	"You look horrible. Your skin is all yellow. Maybe you have jaundice." Me, to Mike. "Oh no! I'm turning Asian since I ate Japanese food. Maybe I'll turn into Yed and grow more hair and lose some weight." Mike
	"7:30: Wheel of Fortune." Grandpa, waiting for Thanksgiving dinner.
	"I'd play wii tennis by myself but I'd never play karaoke by myself--that's lame." Ro
	"You should lie down and have Dan do it for you. I'm gonna tear your clothes off." Aunt Diana giving her daughter a massage :-o
	"If I suck I want everyone to suffer." Kridge on playin normal vs short on the karaoke video game.
	"If I had any talent I'd so be a rock star." Mike
	"I have to say you're really good at that song but we still beat you." Ro to Sug.
	"It's 6 o'clock and the sun is coming up. We think maybe we should go to sleep." Me, playing video games at my cousin's.
	"Dan knows when I'm a little drunk cause I get nice." Ro
	"What was your favorite part of the weekend?" Me, to everyone on our way home. "Chick-fil-a." Mike "Thai noodles." Dad "Is everyone's food? I was gonna say the spinach cheese croissant." Mom
	"If I start squealing you can pretend you don't know me." Me, at the So You Think You Can Dance show. "That's ok. I'll be right there with you. When Danny comes out I'm gonna go nuts." Christine's husband Luke.
	"My stomach already hurts." Me, after Arby's "I'm sorry I corrupted you." Mike
	"I lost my soduku talent." Me "That's because your brain isn't thinkin in 1s and 2s--it's thinkin green yellow red." Mike, about Guitar Hero.
	"How long should I put it in for?" Steph, about a pie I made and brought over. "Just a few minutes." Me "Put it in for five. We're accountants; we need exact numbers." Spence
	"You have no filter." Steph, to Spence
	"I miss Ellie." Me, in the middle of talkin about something else after brushing my teeth. "You're so random." Mike
	"It woke me up and kept me awake for a few minutes." Mike, on my sis calling at 7am. "It's Xmas news. It's important!" Me "Nothing is more important than my sleep." Mike
	"Keep raining, I need some money." Yed watching a game he bet on.

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