"Sylvia commented how sad it was that we have severely curtailed lunches since you've gone!" SGI David
	"I was looking at the standings and saw that if SF loses this weekend they'll be your birthday, so maybe they're not bad. They just knew you've been having a tough time and want to show you that they love you as much as you love them." Boston Mike
	"A party car sounds like a good time... I like doing that! Dave the Chauffeur." David, on a car of 4 picking up Mike from the airport.
	"You gonna eat me ? (IM image of cow)" Tony, on IM before our steak dinner later that night.
	"I think my language partner is very cool (though I've written off any real possibility - I think she's a super christian and I'm only a low-level christian)." James
	"I'm not ever going to be the perfect person who always does the perfect thing. But somehow, I have this notion in my mind that (a) it's possible to be that kind of person, and (b) I NEED to be that person (who really is a figment of my imagination and probably doesn't exist)." James
	"He's pacing himself... for a long life. That's my plan." David, on Mike always being tired
	"I am on my 12th straight day of a 'Mocha in the Morning'...the same drink day after day after day... I could be like Jared and Subway. How I lost 40 pounds ... a tall in the morning, a grande in the evening." David
	"I've already started holiday shopping in an attempt to be less lame (ie fewer gift cards) this year." Hope. Ha--but I LOVE gift cards!
	"I went and re-read all of August, just to get warmed up! :-)" Daniel, on me letting him know I'm close to getting the long awaited monts of quotes ready to put up.
	"I'm sending out a PR that for the first time in the history of the world - YOU are eating at your desk." David, about me.
	"PR headline: Babbling Brunette Buys Bacon But Believes Bread Binge Brings Bloat." Alliteration David
	"I'm not exactly sure what a learning heart IS, but I'm pretty sure I've got one. Before now, I just didn't know what to call it." James on the term one of his friends use to describe him trying to learn Cantonese.
	"Text him not to hit on or grab the admin's butt on his way out. That has ruined many an interview for me..." Payless Eric's advice for Mike's interview
	"The other day I was having an imaginary conversation in my mind with my therapist, who is also imaginary." James
	"So happy ur doing good." Me, to Nicki. "Yes buying lots and eating lots but we have to hit the bar..." Nicki, on her European tour. Sounds good to me!
	"Bust out the martinis!" Dave, on finding out he didn't get a job.
	"This message is being returned to you by Yahoo automated e-mail scan function. The phone number in the email seems to be invalid with a missing digit at the end." Dad being a nut in e-mail when I sent him my work number.
	"Still in crazy party mode–it's hard to get away from." Anjali.
	"Wedding was perfect, ceremony went so well and everyone had a great time yay! All the effort paid off big time - nothing like a happy bride." Laurie, on being a hard working bridesmaid.
	"They're pushing shots like they did in CA." Mike at the Norfolk airport bar.
	"OK I guess my patch is wearing off and vacation is ending and the return of the perve is coming back..." Traveling Micki
	"Sweet... I will definitely approve of Mike if he is a Bon Jovi fan! =)" Christiane
	"Your b-day parties rock. Should have them two or three times a year. :)" Curly (Eric R.)
	"I talked to a few people and gave out resumes. I also got 2 pens, a t-shirt, a light up bouncing ball and a Tivo coaster (for Eve). Kevin was not impressed with my goodies." LesliE, on visiting a job fair.
	"The controversy is whether I go to the press release party tomorrow night before my flight. If I was a nice wife, I would go home....but to be politically correct around here I need to go to the party. But if I go....I will want to stay. Dilema." Steph
	"I really miss the gang. Cali was one of the best times in my life. I won't soon forget Palo Alto and the Synapta posse." Andy D, my old Synapta Canadian buddy.
	"The web has changed while I slept at SGI." Tony
	"I have always had pack rat tendencies." Anjali
	"Laptop in bed and wireless. Heaven!" Tony
	"I look forward to hearing how Borland will have the magic social touch of Eve." Cute Cori
	"You look like you've lost weight too. What happened?" Theresa, to Marcus. "I have two kids." Marcus
	"I may become a mute around you." David, on viewing the quotes.
	"Thank god the volcano comment didn't make the cut !!! I guess alcohol cleans your quote collector." David
	"All the quotes from me are about vodka....?" Dave (not to be confused with other SGIer David)
	"I totally appreciate your shopping. In fact, I am thinking about rewarding myself with something after this afternoon's press release." Steph
	"You are such an awesome advice giver!! You make me feel better :) I should pay you instead of my therapist!" One of my friends.
	"There are so many Mikes--3 of us have Mikes and there's another one." Me, on Ro's wedding party.
	"Despite my freaking out and stressing about finding a job and worrying I'm excited." Mike, on moving to CA.
	"Hey sexy." Ro, texting me from her seat in the nail salon to me in mine.
	"You're all awake and normal!" Ro, to me when I was up for my 5:30am bridesmaid hair appointment for the day of her wedding.
	"I'm a freak about everything: butter, chocolate–anything bad for you." Joy
	"I have that Gasolina song stuck in my head." Me "What? They put gasoline in your hair?" Mike, after my hair apt.
	"Don't I look naked?" Ro on pics with her standing behind two flower girls.
	"Don't worry I'm not a crier–I'm picking my nose." Ro, before her wedding in the limo on the way to the church.
	"I'm short–I can't make it to his face." Joy, on hugging Grant.
	"Do you want a candy?" Cridge, taking one from the valet booth. "Yes we're starving." Kim, after the noon wedding.
	"Now I want some." Mike C., talking about Sonic. "I want some bad. If there was a Sonic within 50 miles I'd go right now." Mike K.
	"Encore!!!!" Grandpa after little Sophia's song she sang at the wedding reception.
	"I didn't have my phone. I was gonna text you. I couldn't give you my shark fin soup." Ro, at the head table for her Chinese wedding banquet.
	"We definitely need to have some quality cuz time and what better to do than shopping!" Ro
	"Please don't go shopping with Rochelle. She's a dangerous person. Dangerous on your pocketbook." Mom
	"How weird is that! Who would have thought the day would come and I would show up and follow through with it!" Ro, on being married.
	"Tis the season for some merriment. Join us, damn it." Leslie R on her holiday party evite.
	"Just had my first fatty meal at McDonalds. Feel sick! Saw that jack has blueberry french toast sticks–gonna have to try those later!" Ro, post wedding dieting.
	"Ooooh nice pic!!!!!!!!!" Me. "Since you and Laurie are setting the example. In honor of you!" Tony on his IM pic
	"Desperate for lunch tomorrow with Rick in hi-ya class?" David
	"We'll chat tomorrow, check cravings, then make a plan." David, on meeting for lunch.
	"We're crumbling like the Soviet Union over here." SGI David
	"Liked reading your quotes when I was in Europe. Eve it was very comforting to know what a freak I am when in another country :-)" Travelin Nicki
	"P.S. We didn't have very many quotes for October OR November... I'm very disappointed in us!" Daniel to Nicki
	"This weekend is Elyse's birthday in LA. I hope I see some stars :-)" Steph
	"I think we're both in the same boat with the change SUCKS thing!!" Tami, in her new job.
	"That's what girlfriends are for!!! No matter how awesome your boyfriend/husband whoever is they are still a boy." Very wise Laurie
	"Hire me and I can become once again responsible for your care and feeding from 9-5!!!" David
	"SGI Delisting Party tonight." Subject of email I received
	"I am 1/2 done with holiday shopping, bought a gallon of eggnog and rum and have my Christmas CDs at the ready." Holiday Hope
	"How much do you think we'll lose by this week?" 49er Faithful Mark.
	"He sounds neat. Does he have a southern accent?" Reggie, to me, about Mike. "Heee kinda of." Me "That is hot." Reggie
	"Quote that one Eve..more like a test of the emergency broadcasting system to see if she's reading this!" Nicki in an email.
	"So what's been going on since I have been gone....it has been forever I feel like but it seems like I was never gone. Weird." Nicki
	"Oh my god, I can't stop playing. It's in the bedroom (where our HDTV is) and I just put Saylor down for a nap in there, so I can't play right now." Daniel the new Xbox nut. "Are you having withdrawals?" Me. "Well I just put him down, so I'm still thinking about how much fun I've been having." Daniel
	"Well this is totally Nancy's fault. I used to be a PC-only gamer. Now I'm exclusively console. She bought me a PS2. Then an Xbox, and now this" Daniel. "Shes a video game enabler." Me "Totally. She might as well have hooked me on crack." Daniel, on his wife's influence.
	"Have a good day sinshine. Oooops. Freudian slip." Nicki's IM.
	"I am money... well, you know, not really." James' email subject.
	"Have a wonderful YOU." Nicki, signing off IM after work.
	"About New Year's Eve - I'm up for anything I'll be just getting used to the time zone by that time and I'll be able to stay awake." James
	"Man what is it with me. You bring the spice right outta me. Like a roller coaster baby." Nicki
	"I was drinking copious amounts of alcohol... at a WEDDING (that alone has "danger" written all over it, especially after I know what I'm capable of)...where there were CO-WORKERS!!! (that's double danger). Luckily, I didn't drink so much that I created a scene. Or multiple scenes." James
	"Mom's anti photo." Me "But you have pretty blue eyes!" Tip
	"Got your message regarding the tequila. Hope you didn't get sick." Tony. Yeah no kidding.
	"I have trouble keeping lots of things straight - I call it pregnancy brain!" Cori
	"I have 4 tickets I can email you in a matter of minutes. You can use them to impress a coworker, get on your boss's good side, kiss up to a friend. Whatever you need them for, their yours." Javy, on Warriors tickets.
	"And even though I had been drinking since 7pm (EST), I still had enough neural potential (barely) to realize how important and supportive you have all been from high school to undergrad to single-grownup-man-life stuff." Eric C. post birthday party.
	"Evidently, my face took on average 5 seconds too late to make a decent photo face. Plus, the whole night I had that drunk airbag deployed look." Birthday Payless
	"He has people doing work that makes lots of money; he pays them a little and he stays out of it; it's like his automatic money making machine, made out of people." James, on his boss.
	"I found another job. I will be a Regulatory affairs specialist at Amgen (a big ass biotech company)." Kevin H.
	"Sounds like you had a loopy awesome time too! You and I are such fun people!" Mers on our party nights.
	"Puking always makes me feel better. I like it. Well, not during the puking, but afterwards." Mers
	"We will totally be at your birthday celebration! They are super legendary fun!" Cute forward planning Mers
	"Fried turkey?! I heard it is really yummy but it just sounds so strange. Bet I would love it though - fried things rock!" Mers, on Mike's Southern way to prepare a turkey.
	"Connor after bath...future embarrassing photo." Dice's photo caption of his au natural baby boy.
	"Don't hydroplane." Dad, to me on the day it started raining.
	"I love anniversaries." April at work who got roses and a surprise a romantic night away for her two year anniversary.
	"I wake up at 8 o'clock now!" Kimi "Me too! Funny how it's early for me and late for you." Me
	"Don't worry I'll be an A–I'm always an A." Steph, on checking in for Southwest flight we have together.
	"Cute like a pervert cute." Micki "Haha cute and pervert I wouldn't think of together." Me "Of course there are many levels of being a pervert: a cute one, sick one, disgusting one, nasty one, enticing one... I could go on forever about pervert. Maybe I should write a book on it." Micki
	"I'm greatly honored. And horrified that what I say lives on !!! Gotta watch my mouth maybe." David, on being the featured quote on my e-mail sig for a while. "Naw, that's no fun." Me
	"4 hours sleep + a mocha + pastrami + a coke and a half ... and my body's not right!!! Gotta have a fruit cup tonight or something." Hyper David
	"I've been drinking. I'm writing an email while intoxicated. That probably should be discouraged, if not for the typos alone." James
	"Easy on the shottage." Me, on our upcoming Vegas trip. "OK. One choc cake a night. Hehe." Krissy
	"Look at me! Look at me!" Silly Mom. "Why should I look at you? You have something to offer?" Silly Dad

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