"If you ignore the spazzinesss, this is actually a good show." Mom, on some random talk show.

"I'm gonna cry. Me, to James, after a frustrating day.
"Okay, go ahead." James

"I think I'm just gonna go home and take some Vicatin and drink some whiskey." James

"What can be so hard about kicking a ball between two poles!? Non-football Mom, on Cortez missing field goals.

"It's hard to balance the iming, fantasy football, and watching the game." Single, single T

"Touchdown!" Everyone cheers.
"Oh, Troy Brown!" Single T, just caring about his fantasy football.

"You should see her during the playoffs–you should wear protective clothing." Ed, about Stace.
"Don't worry, that won't be an issue." Mike A

"Don't hurt yourself, Stace." Me, on her banging her back on the edge of the couch.
"That's why I'm here." Mike
"For support or to keep the couch from moving?" Ed

"I have this chip thing." Stace

"Football's not on yet, your friend is wearing a Bengal's jersey–it's like an alternative universe." Me, on a Sunday before 1pm in Boston.

"She just work up and insulted me. Ed (one of Stacy's friends I don't know very well), to me, when I was staying at Stacy's.
"Excellent." Karen

"What are you guys gonna do? Single single T, to me, on the plan for a night when i was visiting Boston.
"I dunno--probably eat and drink." Me letting him know our standard activities.

"I have so much to watch--I have to take a day off to watch TV." My good friend Stace. Wonder why? ;-)

"It's wicked froofy." Stacy, my East Coast Friend Lady.

"Kill Cortez on your way out. Please." Chris' text message to me after the horrible Niner/Charger game in SD.

"I am a donut conissuer." Kevin H

"She's not stingy with the hugs." Kevin H., on me

"How well do you know Spanish?" Kevin H, after changing my cell phone settings to Spanish.

"That's where the money is. You don't get tips being a PRPM." Eliot, to Anjali, on changing to a more controversial profession.