"You think we could call Fern to bring us croquettas sandwiches?" Mike, with our layover in Miami.
	"Thank you for coming. Have a nice life." Waitress at Puerto Rico airport restaurant
	"I miss my friends and family." Me "It's been a day. And isn't that the point to get away?" Mike
	"We're watching football on our honeymoon." Mike excited. And me too. ;-)
	"I'm excited about all the sleeping I've been doing." Mike
	"This is the life." Me, in a hammock on our private resort island.
	"Such an exhausting day. I must have woken up three or four times from that nap." Mike, on our honeymoon.
	"What time is it?" Mike "Time to wake up." Me "Really?" Mike, on vacation. "No. It's 6:30." Me "Sweet! I'm so excited!" Weird Mike singin Pointer Sisters
	"Never pass up an opportunity to pee." DJ
	"What are you looking at me for?" Me "I'm not lookin at anything. I'm standing by the air conditioner." DJ
	"I have more vodka than ice cream in our freezer." Me "I like you." Lady at our wine dinner.
	"It's fun watchin him. It's like watchin a nature show." Mike, on a hermit crab on the beach.
	"What are you doin?" Me "Blowin bubbles." Mike, in the pool on our honeymoon. Oh dear.
	"What was your fave day?" Me, to Mike, about the honeymoon. "The first day was nice. We woke up, ate breakfast on the patio, slept, went to eat lunch, slept more on beach, came back, took a nap. then went to dinner." Mike
	"It's impossible for it to b a problem." Guy at our resort
	"I can see something over there touched your heart." Taxi cab driver as we were leaving the resort in the British Virgin Islands.
	"I wonder if an early game is on." Me, going back to bed one Saturday. "Now that's what I'm talkin about." Mike
	"We have picture in picture downstairs but no bed." Me, flipping between two games. "That's unfortunate." Mike
	"It should be against the law to go to commercial. Nobody likes to watch commercials." Mike, mid-football game.
	"Let's go lay on the beach." Mike, Sunday after coming home from or honeymoon.
	"Where's my french toast?" Me, after getting home after our honeymoon.
	"Yed will be home by 1." Me "I should eat my donut then to be ready for lunch." Mike
	"We were gonna go out to dinner with grandpa but he wanted to stay home and watch Dancin with the Stars." Dad
	"I don't like ciabata anymore. It's too big." Dad
	"I didn't recognize his girlfriend. She looks classy. I approve." Dad, about Doodle's Kelly.
	"You better get that fixed. It's gonna disrupt my life." Me
	"Looks like we got a lot accomplished tonight." Yed, on us watching a bunch of TV.
	"Hooters has good fried pickles!" My cuz's response to me craving pickles.
	"Sorry, an officiant cannot reveal confessions!" Daniel
	"The wedding was the most creative and loving wedding I have been at." Aunt Kathy
	"We all had so much fun, that we’d like to attend an 'Eve’s Wedding Reunion' party sometime soon!" Daniel
	"Your wedding was the most fun I have ever been to. I think it is really awesome that you and Eve can just be yourselves in front of each other! " Heather
	"You look different--you look married." Aaron, to me at work after I got back from the wedding trip.
	"So, there were almost too many too list. (And, to be honest, I was pretty drunk and have a hard time remembering everything)." Daniel
	"The reception was awesome! Everyone there makes for such a happy party environment! Lots of love!" Daniel
	"If you've never been is a pretty cool town with loads of good- looking but high maintenance looking young crowd. (Thank you Eve and Mike for helping me see this lovely town that I may never have visited otherwise, seriously)." Shannon W., about Charleston.
	"Wedding was so much fun. I boogied down. Everyone loved your dress - it was perfect!" Kimi
	"I had a super, super, super fun time at your wedding!!! I didn't want the night to end!" Krissy
	"Oh and by the way, I have a chuckle now when I hear or think of California Girls. That was the best bridal entry I have ever seen and heard!!!" Shannon W.
	"It was cool that you and Eve went out to the bar after the reception in your tux and wedding dress. From the ceremony to the after-party, the whole day was a blast." Cheesedip Dave
	"I had a great time!! Loved charleston and loved the eve-touches. Very eve-ified wedding." Kathi
	"Going to see a local ballet next Saturday with Luna and Dobro. I thought they needed some dance culture! They aren't so excited about it but it is good for them." Kimi
	"I didn't enter Ellie into any contests...I think she is cuter in person than in pics. ;-) " Steph
	"Man I wish you could sleep over and we could make a fort and get drunk in it." Nicki, to me one Wednesday.
	"This is greatly going to affect my life." Me, about Yed's texting not working on his new plan.
	"South was ok. Has lots of fattening food! Wish I had more time there to relax." My cuz.
	"Is your hubby still snoozing?" Marc, to me, at noon on a Saturday.
	"On drinks I still can't believe those baggies. NUTS." Me "Aw, c'mon, that's fun!" Daniel "Hahahaha fun but crazzzzzzzzzzzy. Kinda like you." Me "Yeah, I am kinda like booze. In small doses I make everyone funner. But swallow a lot and you wanna puke." Daniel
	"After much debate, I will be changing my name to Sir Mix-a-lot Kosol Waldemar Caccia. Since I know this will be very confusing, I have chosen to be known simply here after as 'Da Man.'" Mike's response to Stacy's email asking if I was changing my name.
	"Yeah, I'm DYING to see all the quotes from your wedding! Maybe you should have a special bound edition of those wedding quotes! I'd buy one!" Daniel
	"Kind of crazy I don't feel like a 32 year old with a kid and wife. Or at least I don't feel like I fit the image of what I think I should look like at 32 with a kid and a wife. I still feel 25 except for the lack of sleep." Bob
	"I am going to drive and you r welcome to come with us." Dad, on LA for Thanksgiving. "Okie party time. Roaaaad trip." Me "Yes The Griswald. LA Lampoon Vacation." Dad
	"Eve's b'day mix in da house" In the office DJ Matt
	"When I come in, we can play Battleship." Out of the office sick John R. "YES! Will u make the sound effects????" Me "Of course." John
	"I'm back." Yed texting. Thank goodness!!!
	"Good thing you and Eve aren't married. It wouldn't have lasted very long." Mom "She wouldn't have the honor." Dad
	"At gordon leaving city soon. Tv is calling." Yed, out one night. ;-)
	"Sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I was sane. But I'm glad you're my friend even though I'm totally nuts. Love you." James' text
	"I asked the 2 husbands and they said ok." My response to Eric asking if I wanted to get dinner.
	"You're drinkin?" Me, to Mike. "It was free--you know how I like free stuff." Mike
	"I am so food oriented this week, it's not funny. I'm so hungry!" Niff
	"Can you hook a husband up?" Mike, to me, wanting some caprese salad. "Ah, stop that! You're freaking me out!" Me
	"We can be normals." Nicki, on coming back periodically to a wine bar "Or regulars." Lady at wine bar.
	"I can't sleep." Me, waking up in the middle of the night. "Just power through baby." Mike
	"I haven't bought much groceries in a while. Just wine." Yed
	"R u going to be able to go to FL?" Cuz' text "I don't know anything about Florida." Me, confused. "French Laundry silly." My cuz
	"If you can not do the things you want to do when you grow up then what is the purpose in life??" Dad
	"Oh, can I set a dinner date with u? Wine and dine on me..... (in and out?)" Dad
	"There's a girl here I consider marriage potential... thinking bout pursuing..." James' usual texts.
	"I'm around this weekend if you need to dial 1800nickisupport." Cute Nicki
	"I'm obsessed w this show." Me, about Dirty Sexy Money. "It only took you 5 minutes." Yed
	"When's your flight? Early?" Niff "6am." Me "You better go to bed now." Niff at 5pm
	"I think I am challenging myself to see if I can make it to 100 bottles." Yed
	"I want potstickers! David must by or I go Kill Bill." Matt D., on hearing we were eating at Potsticker King.
	"What toppings should we save? :-) Love feeding Mike!" Matt D., on pizza making.
	"Your heart misses you!" Cute Matt D. when I wasn't at work referring to the heart rug he bought me for my cube.
	"Did you get it or are you slow like my mom?" 10 year old niece Abbie, on a joke.
	"Oh no my clutzy side is showing." Abbie, dropping a knife on her plate.
	"No one's liking the french." Me, about dressings. "Hey isn't one of your friend's named Frenchy? I've memorized your text messages." Observant Abbie
	"These are more fat and luscious." Abs, on lemon wedges.
	"Oh no, not again! I'm on a roll--I've gotten 4 quotes in a row." Abbie
	"Chug it! Chug it! You could have fit a margarita in." 10 year old Abbie to me while I was finishing my glass of wine.
	"You don't like to say you're from Wisconsin." Mom, to Abbie. "No, cause they're cheeseheads." Abbie
	"Mom, say something. She's gettin tired of me. How many quotes did I score tonight?" Abbie
	"If you were a meal what would you be? I think noodles with marinara and a glass of beer." Abbie, on my German, Italian, and Chinese heritage.
	"Is there anything I can drink? There's only evil beverage which I promised not to have--it's in my vows." Mike
	"I'm tryin to decide if I want a concrete." Mike "Are you kidding? You just had a whole chocolate shake!" Me "It's just ice cream--it fills in the gaps." Mike
	"Wait, I want it to talk to me. What do I do?" Dad, reliant on the navigation system.
	"My arm is about to fall off. I probably tore a muscle. I'm serious." Dad, carrying 1 year old Brady
	"Just one plate? I don't think so. For $12.99 you better go get more." Niff, to her husband eating the breakfast buffet.
	"I'm gonna change the volume to be lower--she's starting to bug me." Dad, on navigation system's voice.
	"If it gets cold enough to snow, that would be great." Dad, in Wisconsin "Why, you like snow?" Me "If I don't have to shovel snow I like it." Dad
	"Sharp left. I'm kidding." Navigation system lady. "Do they have an option: humor on or off?" Dad, fully entertained.
	"He'll be online. He'll have nothing else to do." Mom, about Dad in WI
	"I'm so tired I might die." Me "You won't die, you'll just go into a coma." Mike
	"Call my cell immediately, we have more pizza than god. Come over please!" Matt's voicemail.
	"It's not that we're getting older--it's that everyone around us is getting older." Payless

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