"I was going to fill this cup up with water, should I fill it with vodka instead?" SF Stacy at our housewarming.
	"Thanks for introducing us to Southern Style cuisine! It was delicious and spectacular! All this bubbling hot oil! And a special thanks to Mike for doing this dangerous job in a really cool manner!" Gisela
	"He expands my horizons and my vernacular!" Kimi on Dobro using unique phrases.
	"Never too many plants. I'd live in a jungle if I wasn't afraid I'd kill it." Nicki
	"I put the nickel in my mouth! Like a gumball was gonna shoot out of my butt." Matt D. :-O
	"I just read that they replaced the standard leather basketball with a composite microfiber ball ... huh? Shaq don't like that!" Matt D.
	"You are also right about talking something into the ground until you start to feel the spray of the bloody dead horse you seem to be beating the cr@p out of. Been there, done that, got the bloody t-shirt." Leigh Anne
	"Warm water please." Gisela "Ewwwwww." Andy "It's German." Gisela
	"I'm more tired after the weekend than before--that's rough." Mike, after a fun busy weekend.
	"You're not even saying things backwards--you're just saying whatever and then putting in kung fu words in." Mike, on me trying to pronounce a few words backwards.
	"I will need Eve therapy if I get attached." Hope, on her trip to New Zealand.
	"My grandfather used to call me the little Irishman when I was little." Matt D. "Awwwww. I will call you nutty irishman -- delightful coffee drink." Me "I am the delightful coffee drink." Matt
	"I take care of the laundry and the wardrobe elements - he pays the bills and manages the finances - with ME overseeing it and spending it." Matt D, on the division of responsiblity in his household.
	"You're a PUSHER. But I like you anyway." David, on me convincing him to go to lunch with me.
	"I accept cash, gift certificates with cash value, baked goods, and titillating photographs." Mikey's response when I asked for his address.
	"I guess I can forgive you cause you don't know any better. You're wearing North Carolina colors." Mike, to me on the morning of a Clemson game. "But Clemson isn't playing them today." Me "Still!" Hard core Mike
	"I am sooo happy. Unbelievably so. HAHAHAH THIS IS STUPENDOUS!@# Like you've seen videos of a guy running up a wall and doing a backflip and landing on their feet? That's how I feel right now." Mikey, on doing well on his MCAT's he prepped for for a long time.
	"I wish I could tell the photographer to not take any pictures of your mother." Mom, about the wedding. "I'll ask them to take pictures from the rear only." Dad, being a nut.
	"It was nice to see you too, that was fun, even for football ;)" Not such a big football fan Leslie R., on the Niner game.
	"Niners suck! :-) Raiders just suck more." Raider fan Kuldip.
	"Raiders may end up 0-16, but I'll still trash talk the Niners!" Raider fan Kuldip.
	"Whew...I made October. I can rest easy once again." Leigh Anne, on being quoted.
	"Look how much you can annoy somoene in five minutes." Mom, to Dad when they met me for lunch.
	"We're pretty free, so let us know." Mom, about me needing to go to Costco with them. "Speak for yourself! I'm busy. I'm like Eve--get on my calendar." Silly Dad
	"I didn't know there was a Jamba Juice here!" Me, going on Mary past Central. "Yeah. Get outside your box." Yed
	"We could do them all in pig latin." Me, on writing our vows. "Or Swedish chef." Mike "Tough call." Me "That is a tough call." Me
	"Or we could say them all backwards but all of my words would have to be palindromes so I could pronounce them." Me, on our vows, referencing a time when Mike made fun of me for being unable to say any word backwards.
	"I should add that I wrote that email after having about three shots of whiskey and a beer. That might explain it. It was funny at the time." James, on a random note he wrote to my bridal party.
	"What's the probability of lunching tomorrow?" Me "Depends on if I survive today... not sure what time Hell closes." David, at work.
	"Hell officially appeared at 2:00pm... I had to play 'Fireman Dave' to put out the fires. Hey, that's a costume idea..." David
	"So great that you are putting info on the website about the area since I'm sure most people haven't been there. I hope I come back with an accent!" Kimi, on Charleston, SC.
	"Thanks for the snapshot into your world of madness!!! To be on the safe side, remove all knives from the house, turn off the gas main, and lock the upstairs windows in case things don't go down as hoped this Saturday." David, on a note Mike sent me about how important the upcoming Clemson football game was.
	"Why did everyone cheer when they smooshed that guy against the wall?" Me at a Sharks hockey game. "Because violence is fun." Mike
	"Conference! Conference!" Dad, yelling in the background to me when I was on the phone with Mom (who was sitting right next to him). "I'm talking to Eve right now--talk to yourself for a while." Mom
	"Dan 'I'm counting down the days too!'." Silly Daniel's response to my asking for a countdown for our wedding site.
	"Abbie's first words after seeing Brady--oh he looks Chinese!" Niff's text to me after having her new baby boy.
	"Don't be scared about the concealed weapons thing... It's really not that big of a deal around here. Everyone has guns." Daniel, on doing well on getting his concealed weapons permit.
	"Where are you? Lunch plans are being discussed and we need you!!!!" David
	"Enjoy it; it's the best time ever planning a wedding. And doing all the fun engagement, bachelorette, shower parties..." Jo
	"It's totally normal to go into planning obsessing mode. Hee... You'll think I was crazy!" Sophia, on sending me her wedding planning excel file.
	"I was sooo numb; I couldn't move my legs at all. A little sore now, but much better, no biggie! Piece of cake!" Niff, on giving birth.
	"Mary, Huckleberry, Angus-Dogs, Minute Maid, Daisy-Cats, Dorothy-Fish" Kevin H's list of pets and their names. And this is slimmed down from the large amount of animals they used to have! :-O
	"I'm gonna knee you in the stomach." Me, being goofy with Mike. "Maybe that'll make me feel better... But don't do it!" Mike
	"The only thing I won't read is the Clemson fightsong... Tell Mike hi and I'll sing the Clemson fightsong if that's what it takes." Dice at different points of the conversation about him being a reader in our wedding.
	"I had a bad dream--it was very unpleasant." Me, after I woke up one morning. "Oh no--no unpleasantness on your Pleasanton day." Mike, because I was going to Pleasanton that day.
	"Oh look, we're across the street from the Japany place." Mike, on our hotel in Japantown, San Francisco.
	"Halloween is like Christmas for guys--last minute." Mike D., on planning. "And it's a slutfest--all the girls gotta wear something slutty." Rodd
	"How long have you been smoking?" Someone, to Mike D. who just came back with a pack of cigarettes. "I've quit 3 times successfully over 13 years." Mike D's answer.
	"I'm a whoopi cushion - can't stop laughing at myself. Everyone just stares it's so funny." Laurie, at work on Halloween.
	"I LOVE wedding dresses and but yet I am the only person I know who didnt shop for one (because I wore my mom's)." Steph
	"I am wearing my chinese robe, black t-shirt form Thailand and a pleated skirt with a mask man... With my natural spider bite so I look scary... It happened two days ago and I am still alive so it's not the black widow." Dad
	"Trick or treat, eat my feet, anything to eat?" Halloween Dad
	"I like to scare little kids." Dad
	"I was going to come to your door all dressed up in my costume but I was too lazy." Dad, on Halloween.

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